Gospel of Lazy Cancer

It was less than a quarter of an hour after the captain finished his work, and the soldiers looked at each other without saying anything.

It was already dark at this time, the captain immediately returned and led his soldiers to the station, while Jin Yiwei and his party lived in the inn that night.

The accommodation conditions in the inn are very poor, there is sand and dust on the floor, the bedding is not very clean, there is a musty smell, and the hot water for washing has to be boiled by yourself.Because of the limited availability and safety considerations, the attendants chose a few Datong bunks and fell asleep. Only Mr. Wu lived in the upper room on the second floor, next to Yao Chen.

Yao Chen took out various dyes, planning to make a manicure for himself to enrich his personality.

The window of his room by the corridor was open, waiting for the prey to come to the door.

After a while, Mr. Wu really came and looked at him through the window.

"Women in Beijing carve and hollow out various shapes on pieces of paper, such as animals, flowers and birds, and paste them on their nails for printing and dyeing. After the dyeing is finished, the paper is removed. I heard that the oiran also specially designed a cloud pattern with ten fingers. The patterns are different."

When he was out of Beijing, all the princes, dukes, and ordinary people were keen on it. These days, not only women's manicures, but men are also keen to follow the trend, and the degree of madness is even more than that of women.And this is also a little fun in the boudoir. Husband and wife use the same pattern or the same style of pattern, which symbolizes the harmony of the piano and the piano, the husband sings and the wife follows.

Of course Yao Chen knew that the design of cat nails for the imperial concubine was designed by himself!He even urged her to dye the same style for the emperor, but he didn't know if it would work or not...

What he did was deliberately probing, trying to figure out where Jin Yiwei came from.Judging from his understanding of the fashion in the capital in recent years, he should be a person from the capital. His behavior is not considered sophisticated, but he is young but holds a high position, and he often goes to sensual places. His background should be very high.

Pu Qianhu didn't know that his vest was almost stripped. He looked at the proprietress's slender and slender fingers through the window, which were as green as green onions, and he couldn't take his eyes off for a while.

"It's not easy to dye with one hand, how about you help me?" The proprietress invited with a smile.

"I do what I want, I don't dare to invite you."

The door was closed, and it opened as soon as he pushed it. He walked in and closed the door, and closed the window as well.

Seeing his actions, Yao Chen raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything, a man and a widow live in the same room, if he is unprepared, all these years will be in vain.

A box of Tangmen famous utensils, Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles, was pasted under the table.

Taken from the palace treasury.

Jin Yiwei, who claims to be Mr. Wu, is a romantic man, not a bastard.

He was really just dyeing his nails, holding his hand without any unnecessary movements.

All I can do is take the opportunity to check his veins and find out his kung fu.

Yao Chen: I am a three-legged cat, and my internal strength is almost zero, so I was singled out to be a spy!Can I teach you to find out?

——What do you have to be proud of if you are weak?

Mr. Wu's fingers are long and flexible, and there are many calluses on his hands. It's not just for holding a pen. His hands are warm and stable, dry and sweat-free. It should be very refreshing to be served by these hands to climax.

He had a clever idea and painted on the proprietress's pink and transparent nails to create novel and lovely patterns, which turned out to be in the shape of a puppy, so vivid.Frontal, sideways, prone, sleeping, with only the head exposed... Yao Chen likes the one on the middle finger the most, with the back facing him and only the buttocks and tail exposed.

Yao Chen felt that his blood tank was empty.

But he still tried his best to show his disgust: "Why isn't it peony rose or something... But it's quite interesting to watch."

Mr. Wu smiled without saying a word, looking at his bright eyes and reluctantly holding back his joyful expression, this look was more irresistible than the enchanting and charming look during the day.

"Don't touch water for twelve hours, or the color will fade, and it won't look good if it gets muddy." He stood up as he instructed, as if he was about to say goodbye.

Yao Chen talked nonsense, "Let's go now? After playing for a while, you let me stay alone in the empty room, such a cruel person..."

"What I say counts."

Yao Chen froze for a moment: "Which sentence?"

"Follow me."

"..." Yao Chen lowered his head, pretending to look at his nails, and didn't respond, but his heart skipped a beat.

Apart from this little incident that night, there were no other accidents.

When Yao Chen came here, he became a nocturnal animal. He thought it was hot during the day, so he hid in the house and did not go out. It was too early to meet the captain today.At night, when I couldn't sleep, I wrapped my cloak and lay down by the window to watch the moon.

He didn't light a candle, and the moonlight was as cool as water, which made the dry and yellow desert look less disturbing. His room was facing the lake, and he could see the wide lake from a bird's eye view, with a faint blue glow under the hazy moon. The blue light, the water is very transparent, it looks shallow, but actually it is very deep, the deepest part is dark blue, the bottom is not visible, and I don't know how deep it is.

He listened to the movement in his ears, the voices of people became less and less, and some even made thunderous snoring sounds, and there was no sound in the room next to him. Yao Chen practiced martial arts half-heartedly, and he didn't know the handsome leader of Jinyiwei back then. Fall asleep or not, but that doesn't matter.Because of his position and angle, he can clearly see all the exits and roads from the inn to Wuyou Lake. If he wants to go there, no one can escape his eyes.

He just kept watch all night.

After the cock crowed three times, the accountant was the first to get up. He coughed almost out of his lungs, wheezing like a broken bellows. It was uncomfortable to hear, and he was worried that he would die in a second.This series of movements woke up the waiter and the cook in the same room as him.After he finally recovered, he walked to the door of the inn, took down the lantern that had been lit all night, and blew out the fire.

Seeing this, Yao Chen yawned and went to sleep.This is their secret signal, and they take turns to be on duty. When the lantern goes out, he will be off work.

He had no idea that someone had been watching him all night.

Pu Qianhu felt that this inn was weird from top to bottom.

Opening an inn on the border is either too stupid or too courageous, and I am not afraid that one day a war will start and they will be the first to be attacked. Even though the two countries are currently barely maintaining peace, there are also desert bandits nearby. I heard that this inn has been open for many years. It's eccentric in itself.

His five senses are naturally stronger than ordinary people, and they became more acute after practicing martial arts, otherwise the commander would not let him leave Beijing easily.He deliberately approached her last night just to have a look into her room.

That coquettish proprietress, she smells clean and doesn't smell like other men. Logically speaking, she must have left some smell after having intercourse during the day, but neither in the room nor on her body, there is not a trace of □□ If there is a residual smell, then she and the captain are acting?What are they covering up?

Why does the proprietress stare at Wuyou Lake at night?As if guarding against something...

There are many doubts in the inn, as if separated by a layer of fog, everything is hidden in the deep, the truth is confusing.

The left and right were worried that he would be deceived by the beauty, and they all said: "Don't make extra troubles."

Although Pu Qianhu was not happy, he also knew that the overall situation was the most important thing, so he had to put aside his doubts for the time being.

They left early in the morning and headed west.

The Worry-free Inn is located on the main road between east and west, and there is only this freshwater lake nearby. Anyone who crosses the desert must pass through here. Therefore, the Worry-free Inn is a natural secret sentinel of the imperial court.Three teachings and nine streams, every time someone passed by, he would teach Yao Chen to sieve through it like a sieve, collect information and analyze the situation.

No one knows the Northwest's movements better than him.

Most of the merchants and pedestrians just rested in the inn, and some didn't even dare to enter, fearing that the inn was a black shop, so they replenished drinking water by the lake, took a short rest and hurried on the road.This is a test of the ability of the spies, whether they can distinguish between the enemy and us and extract useful information in a few glances and a few conversations.

Only a small number of travelers will stay overnight, which doesn't mean the job is easy, just like yesterday's Jinyiwei pretending to be a merchant, Yao Chen has to get up and stay on duty in person, just in case.

Yao Chen didn't sleep all night, and he was woken up less than an hour after lying down.

It is the unique cough alarm sound of the accounting room.

No matter how unwilling he was, he had to turn over.

"Cough cough cough, forget about coughing to death, and save me a lot of rations." He cursed in the tone of the proprietress, so that everyone downstairs could hear.

A visitor in the morning is a rare event.

It is less than a half-day journey from Yinchuan, and it is farther away from the next supply point in the desert. Generally, business travelers do not arrive at the inn until noon or afternoon.Unless you are highly skilled in martial arts and fly all the way, or travel at night, the latter is really dangerous. You must know that the bandits dare not act alone at night.The first is that the cold weather is not conducive to traveling, the second is that there are countless wolves in the desert, poisonous snakes and scorpions, and the third is that it is easy to get lost. If you are unlucky and encounter quicksand or sandstorms, it is really close to death.

Yao Chen secretly looked down from the top on the second floor.

The visitors were a pair of young men and women. The man looked like a scholar with a fair face, and the woman was weak and ordinary in appearance. They described them as embarrassed, with dust on their faces, as if they had rolled in the sand, and no specific expressions could be seen.

While Yao Chen was putting on his make-up, the waiter had already welcomed them in graciously.

Yao Chen flirted with the waiters, brought a pot of tea and chatted with them.

"It's very early in the morning, isn't it hard for you to travel?"

The woman's footsteps are frivolous, and she doesn't know martial arts. She seems to be very scared, and clings to the scholar tightly, not daring to speak.

The scholar first comforted her with gentle words: "Don't be afraid, lady, it's all right." Then he showed a face of rejoicing that he had escaped from birth, and replied to the proprietress: "We were supposed to arrive yesterday, but we ran into sand bandits on the way, and camels camel with our belongings." They were all robbed, and my wife and I ran away immediately when we saw the opportunity, so we escaped unharmed."

The woman quickly glanced at Yao Chen, her eyes panicked, she bit her lip, but still said nothing.

"It's so pitiful..." Yao Chen sympathized without sincerity, and then mentioned a very real problem, "Your belongings have been robbed..." Subtext: How can you afford my tea money?

The scholar thought to himself, the proprietress was as cold and ruthless as the rumors said, and she got into Qian's eyes.

He was worried that the two of them would be kicked out. They fled all night, and they desperately needed a place to rest. If there was no shelter under the sun in this desert, he would be dried up in the sun.He hurriedly said: "My wife has hidden some silver taels in her clothes, which is enough to pay our rent for two days. Relatives will come to pick us up tomorrow at the latest or the day after tomorrow."

"It's so heretical to mention money without money!"

Hearing this, the proprietress immediately smiled like a spring breeze. The corners of the peach blossom eyes were raised, the eyes were slightly pink, and the eyes were watery. At this time, when she smiled, she bent down like a crescent moon, full of amorous feelings.

Seeing this appearance, the scholar was stunned and couldn't help swallowing.

"You two are good to rest, so I won't bother you."

After helping them arrange the guest rooms, Yao Chen went to the back kitchen.

The waiter came in without a sound. He gestured with Yao Chen a few times. Yao Chen understood the sign language and his expression became solemn.

The waiter's report, he followed the traces of the two just now, but after three miles away, there were no clues.The desert is windy and the dunes move a lot, making it harder to track.Yao Chen calculated the distance and time based on the farthest place he found. The two should have set off from Yinchuan in the early morning.

It seems that the scholar's martial arts skills are extremely high, otherwise he wouldn't be able to take a woman who doesn't know martial arts skills all the way to the inn in such a short period of time.

Yao Chen wandered back to the lobby again, and said to the accountant who was in a daze: "Don't think about your sour poems, I will settle this month's accounts tonight, by the way, remember to go to the city to buy some tea, pick up cheap ones Buy as many as you can."

This is a code word: clearing accounts is hands-on, and tea is poison.Yao Chen said that the more the better, and warned that it is difficult to deal with the person coming, and the dose of medicine must be sufficient.

The accountant coughed and agreed, "Okay, lady boss."

Seeing that things were arranged, Yao Chen said, "I'll go back to my room and sleep for a while." It also lowered the vigilance of the opponent.

After the proprietress closed the door, she retracted her secretly staring eyes.

The scholar pressed the girl's acupuncture points and put her on the bed.

"Look how nice it is to be obedient like this. If you hadn't insisted on making a fuss this morning, how could we have suffered from this rush."

The woman regretted and hated at the same time. If eyes could kill, then the scholar must have died thousands of times. She thought that she was in a dangerous situation, and this person's accomplice would come tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. She couldn't help but wonder what the future would be like burst into tears.

"Anyway, I called you a few times, my wife. We had a spring night. The so-called one hundred years of cultivation can cross the same boat, and a thousand years of cultivation can sleep together. I can't see you sad, so I soft-heartedly advise you, you just draw the picture honestly, don't let me It's hard for me to do, and I will suffer less."

The scholar thought that he had escaped the pursuit of the court and was relatively safe. Seeing that he was about to get a large sum of money, he was inevitably complacent.He pretended to be a down-and-out scholar, seduced/raped Yinchuan's guard's daughter, and coaxed her to elope with him. He had already tricked the city defense map into his hands, but he didn't want this deceitful woman to suddenly repent and snatch the city defense map when he was not prepared. Yes, if she hadn't said that she had memorized the picture, he would have killed her long ago.

That night, the dishes with added ingredients were placed on the table, and the scholar warmly greeted the proprietress to eat together.

"Miss Boss, I am grateful to you for taking care of me today, may I have the honor to invite you to have a few drinks?"

The proprietress Pingting walked over gracefully and poured herself a cup naturally.

The scholar stared at her closely, and raised his hand to say please use it.

The proprietress raised her eyebrows and smiled, her eyes were like silk, she held the wine cup firmly, but did not move.

"Is your wife okay?"

"After traveling all night, she was tired and frightened. She was not in good spirits. I'll bring her some food and send it up later."

"Look at someone who can hurt people. Your wife is so lucky."

When the scholar saw that the proprietress didn't drink for a long time, his eyes became aggressive, and he smiled half a smile: "Why doesn't the proprietress drink? Isn't this a black shop?"

The proprietress laughed coquettishly: "Only you scholars are thoughtful!"

She boldly drank the contents of the cup, showed him the bottom of the cup, and taunted: "Would you like me to try every dish like I am serving the Lord Long Live!"

"That's daring."

Scholars are also slippery veterans. If you climb up the pole, it doesn't matter if you are called cowardly. When you go out, you can't be too careful.

Yao Chen ate everything calmly, and finally gave him a supercilious look, but the coquettishness was more or less a wink.

Hmph, I've been on guard against you Jianghu people, poisoning the tableware!

He was very careful not to let his lips touch just now, so nothing happened.

Happy dining, dear!

The scholar breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to eat, when suddenly the door knocked open and a group of people rushed in. The scholar immediately put down his chopsticks vigilantly, and put his right hand under the table, as if he was holding some kind of weapon.

Yao Chen was a little annoyed: Who spoiled my good deed? !

Isn't this group of people the Jinyiwei Fanzi who just left this morning?

"Oh, my huanghuali wooden door!" The proprietress yelled first, and then she seemed to see the group of pale-faced and injured caravan guards, and exclaimed, "What's wrong with you, you've all been stabbed! ?” Why didn’t they get stabbed down below…

The little milk dog stood in the middle of the injured guards, no, it was Mr. Wu who gave himself a manicure with the pattern of a little milk dog.His face was pale, and although he could still walk with the support of his attendants, beads of sweat were already oozing from his forehead.

Tut tut, how miserable!

"Miss Boss, emergency rescue, we will pay for the door." Pu Jiayan recognized that the wooden door was only made of ordinary wood. Rest, and he doesn't care about this little money.

There were drops of blood falling on the ground, Yao Chen frowned.

"The house price is double, and you have to clean up the land for me."

"Don't be ignorant of good and evil!" The hot-tempered Fanzi especially looked down on this unscrupulous proprietress who took advantage of the fire and robbed her. She wanted to argue with her, but was stopped by the leader.

The strong dragon does not suppress the local snake.

Park Jiayan said with a good temper: "We encountered sand bandits on the road, please be more considerate, my wife, and forgive my brothers for being rude."

Can ordinary sand bandits kill a team of Jinyiwei masters so embarrassingly?

Why are bandits so unlucky?He has to carry every blame.

Yao Chen put it away when he saw it, and ordered someone to boil hot water, and brought some clean gauze and sore medicine, but the other party only put away the medicine.

Love it or not!

He pretended to be nervous and asked in a panic: "Would the sand bandits come after you?"

"My brothers are well-trained, and they have also lost a lot. I guess they dare not pursue them. If the boss's wife is worried, we can send people to guard at night."

"That's good," the proprietress showed a relieved expression, "Young Master Wu, please rest well, and I won't bother you."

"Wait a minute!"

Yao Chen's heart tightened.