Gospel of Lazy Cancer

The two bid farewell to each other and made an appointment to see each other tomorrow.

"Be careful on the road."

Pu Jiayan snorted: "Who dares to make things difficult for me?"

His emotions have calmed down, as if the intimacy and ambiguity between the two of them just now had never appeared before, and he has returned to his aloof and defiant appearance, like a wolf patrolling the hunting ground, ready to enter the field to kill at any time, full of aggression.

It's hot and cold...

Yao Chen couldn't be bothered to talk to him anymore, so he turned around and left.

When Yao Chen arrived home that day, it was still early in the morning. Yao's family members were very surprised that Yao Chen could come back like this. Knowing that it was his classmates who kindly sent him off, they were very grateful and told Yao Chen to thank him.

Yao Chen agreed.

The Yao family thought it was just a coincidence to give it away once, but they didn't expect that Yao Chen would return early every day in the next few days, and after hearing his tone, the Pu family would continue to send it indefinitely, so they immediately paid attention to it.

This must be paid back.

A large family has a meeting, the elderly and adults sit at the table, and the children move small benches to listen, with bundles of twine in front of them.

Meetings do not delay work.

"You child..." Zhou felt that her son was young and didn't understand the world, and said scoldingly, "He didn't follow the way and sent you back, why didn't you care about it! If your reputation is ruined, what will you do in the future? !" She is also concerned about chaos, and usually discusses matters in a silent manner, and she will not rush to speak in front of her in-laws.

"My son knows his mistake." Yao Chen simply admitted, and blocked Zhou's eloquence first.

"Okay, aren't you thinking of something now?" Although she felt that the second daughter-in-law's words made sense, the grandmother of the Yao family who loved her eldest grandson eased the atmosphere.

The eldest daughter-in-law, Li Shi, was a little worried: "This rich family, what's the point of giving gifts?"

She absolutely does not want her family to add burdens to Yao Chen. Just this year, Yao Chen's tuition fees and pen and ink accounted for a large part. go out.

She also has selfish motives. Her family Yao Man has to prepare a dowry when she is old, and Yao Xing only knows how to play. When she goes to school, she only spends two days fishing and three days drying the net, but she doesn't realize her talent for reading.Most of the family's expenses will fall to the second child's family in the future.The four of her family usually do more work, but the money they spend is far less than that of the second brother. Although the relationship between the two brothers is generally very good and they help each other, the second elder should not be too partial, and it will always make her family suffer. , otherwise it will inevitably hurt the peace.As for the separation, she dare not think about it.

Yao Chen sat on the side, lowered his head and continued to twist the twine: "I don't know." What he said was inappropriate.

Relatives in the farm family usually give their own eggs and hens or pluck a few green vegetables, and better cut meat to buy snacks, but the Pu family is not an ordinary family, and improper gift giving will not only cause bad things, but also easily make enemies.

What the Yao family is now facing is a problem of cross-class communication.

Difficult to say, easy to say.

It is difficult to say, the difficulty is that it is not appropriate to give a gift that is too light or too heavy.Corporal Pu Jiali Xian, just counting the round-trip transportation expenses is quite a lot, not to mention that the son personally gave it, the gift is too thin and it seems disrespectful; If the Yao family can afford a heavy gift.In a worse situation, the Yao family wasted pot and sold iron to buy generous gifts, and then was laughed at by the Pu family for being too thin. It was rumored that the farmer's face was swollen to pretend to be fat, and it was bad if he couldn't get on the stage.

To put it simply, in fact, we only need to figure out what the Pu family wants from the Yao family.

Yao Chen is a little uncertain about the young master of the Pu family who is also a wolf and a dog.

Yao Chen had expected that the Yao family would face the problem of entertainment expenses.

However, he originally thought that it would only happen after he had passed the Tongsheng or even Xiucai exam.

It's a real waste of money to socialize with classmates and date in the same year, and the Yao family's family can't stand the trouble.This is still not in the officialdom.

Today's scholars, in addition to reading, also need to learn all kinds of entertainment, such as drinking and drinking, poetry and gatherings are trivial, they also need to know Guan Po Pai Gow opera, pay attention to daily fashion trends, what kind of paper a certain talented person likes to use, a certain Xiangye bought it Mo from He Real Estate, what tunes are sung by a certain oiran... You have to understand all these, otherwise what do you say when you socialize with others?Do you talk about the three cardinal principles and five constant principles at the wine table?

It's the same, which one doesn't burn money?

Carp jumping over the dragon gate, so easy to jump?Those who have no money swim halfway and starve to death!

He originally wanted to use this to persuade Grandpa to drop out of school after finishing the Tongsheng exam.

Unexpectedly, with the arrival of Park Jiayan, the item of communication expenses was brought to the fore in advance.

The grandmother of the Yao family looked at the old man and said nothing.She understood that it was up to the head of the family to decide.

Grandpa took a puff of his cigarette, but didn't speak, wanting to see the reaction of his children and grandchildren.

The boss pondered, and said in a well-regulated way: "The etiquette is light and the affection is heavy, and it's good if we feel it."

The second child has always had no idea: "I listen to my parents."

The grandfather of the Yao family sighed: I don't know how he gave birth to such a smart son as Yao Chen, but fortunately, he is obedient, able to work, and won't die of hunger.

He looked at his grandson again.

Yao Man didn't dare to speak, and asked hesitantly, "Do you want to find out what the Pu family likes?"

The grandpa of the Yao family nodded secretly, the girl is not sure, but she is a careful child.

"Ah?" Yao Xing scratched his head, couldn't sit still, his mind didn't know where he went, probably he didn't even hear the question.Seeing that his father couldn't help staring and clenching his fists, he might just give him a fat beating later.

Grandpa of the Yao family: "Ah Chen, tell me."

Yao Chen said: "In my opinion, he is someone who can be friends with, but there is no conclusion yet. If the Pu family sincerely makes friends, then treat him like a relative." If there is something wrong with him, then take care of him.

He concealed the second half of the sentence and didn't say it, Yao's family thought it was probably: Otherwise, he would pay back the gift with blood, spend money to buy peace, and never associate with him again.

"As it should be."

The grandpa of the Yao family comforted him: the eldest grandson is clear, he is not blinded by wealth, and the family revival is hopeful.

Ever since Park Jiayan sent Yao Chen home, Yao Chen has been caught in a dilemma.

In the morning, he felt that his home was too far away from the school, and his legs became thinner after walking.

In the evening, it felt too close again, so I could only squat in the comfortable car for a while.

It can be said that the hearts of the people are insufficient.

Yao Chen: Oh, I feel complicated.

This kind of complexity also appeared in the relationship between Park Jiayan and him.

Most of the time, Park Jiayan is like a wolf on a walk. When threatened, he will show his fierce face, but when he is alone with him, he will show his soft belly, and he will stroke him like a gentle and awkward big dog.

Little Wolf Dog: Here, here!Ow, touch me!That's right, it's here...it's so comfortable... (can't wait to touch it) everyone!Believe it or not? !

Yao Chen: ...Use it and throw it away, society.

Usually due to the large number of people in the school, the two of them don't have much intimacy, they only eat and talk together.

Yao Chen has been distracted for 100 years, while Park Jiayan puts on a face of aristocratic family, treats people with aloofness and politeness, rarely smiles, and most of them are sneers or ridicules, just to not be rude.When he meets someone who knows how to look at his face, he talks politely and leaves after a few words. When he encounters someone who is ignorant and entangled endlessly, he goes back unceremoniously, cynicism makes people unable to get off the stage, and he walks away on the other side's face.

Within two days, Park Jiayan became a school bully, one of the most untouchable characters in the legend.

Once in the car, heh...

Incarnation of a little wolf dog: If you want to kiss and hug, if you don't give it, you will bite you.

The journey home every day is probably the most harmonious time for the two of them.

"Come and try this cherry cheese."

Ever since she discovered that Yao Chen likes to use Niu's food for lunch, but does not refuse to be fed at other times, Park Jiayan will also order people to prepare all kinds of food in the car.

He personally scooped it up with a small silver spoon and fed it to Yao Chen's mouth, who then opened his mouth to eat.

"how?"

"Excellent!"

The cherry cheese is really well made. It not only preserves the original flavor of cherries, it is sour and sweet, unlike other pastries and desserts, it is sweet, textured, rich in layers, and it is chilled, cold, and tastes very good.

The little rabbit sticks out his tongue and licks it. Seeing that the little wolf dog's mouth is parched, he is willing to serve him.

Yao Chen ate so sweetly that his hands seemed to be useless, and Park Jiayan fed them spoonful by spoonful.

It took a while to finish the small bowl of cherry cheese.

"Do you want to sleep?"

"Well, lie down for a while..."

"Put your head here," Park Jiayan patted his strong thigh, "I'll watch you so you don't fall."

The Pu family and him were separated by heaven and earth, and Yao Chen clearly saw it, but he didn't feel uneasy.

Park Jiayan treated him well, so he continued.

Not the slightest bit of panic.

Yao Chen's mentality is so good that even Yao Chen feels strange.

At first, Yao Chen didn't think much about it.He thought that the Pu family was a corporal who bought horse bones with thousands of dollars to save the reputation of beating the emperor's brother-in-law so that he could return to the capital in the future.

There are not too many examples of courteous corporals in the history books. For example, Duke Huan of Qi wanted to see Xiaochen Ji, and went there three times in a row.

Yao Chen felt that he could make the opponent run fifty times.

What is it to pay three visits to a thatched cottage?

That's right, it's that capricious!

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, one has gained fame, and the other has gained benefits.Others have nothing to say.

Moreover, these days, the relationship between a man and a woman is often very reserved, while the relationship between monarchs and ministers is passionate and unrestrained.Since ancient times, those who are underappreciated have often used boudoir grievances to express their feelings. They compare the relationship between the emperor and themselves with their grievances, and often express the sorrow and emotion of "Why don't you love me and love him, I love you so much, open your eyes and look at me".

This sticky atmosphere permeates the entire literary world.When we met, we had to write a love poem, when we parted, we had to write a poem, and when we missed each other, we had to write a poem!I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you when I see the moon, I miss you when I see Luohong, it’s not enough to say it a hundred times.

In order to express feelings, it is not too common to sleep on the same bed with your arms and legs together.There are not many friends with such close and deep affection, and they are ashamed to say that they have a confidant.

Therefore, when Park Jiayan gazed affectionately, touched his little hands, touched his shoulders, and pinched his cheeks occasionally, Yao Chen didn't think it was wrong.

But Yao Chen still sensed something was wrong.

Because he found that Park Jiayan secretly kissed him while he was asleep.In fact, he was closing his eyes to rest that day—it was very tiring to open them.

The kiss was on the side of the face, very light, very light, but it was indeed a kiss, not accidentally rubbed by the unsteady carriage.

Yao Chen felt those thin, warm, trembling lips.

When he found out, Yao Chen was struck by thunder.

It's not the kind of "ah, I'm so pure, so beautiful, so upright, it's disgusting to be targeted by the same sex".

It's "I'm not out of my mind! My instincts have always been right! He really is a wolf dog and can ride!!"

Yao Chen was even a little surprised.

Surprised my brain is not broken.

Yes, it's not working, but it's not broken.

He remained calm, got out of the car as usual, said goodbye to Pu Jia, and made an appointment tomorrow.

This discovery did not have much impact on Yao Chen's life.

It proves that the little wolf dog has other thoughts about him, oh, so what?

First of all, he is a good citizen, if Park Jiayan dares to forcibly occupy him, the government cannot let him go.

This is what I mean when I usually condemn someone from a good family for occupying a woman from a good family, because it breaks the law; if it is not from a good family, but from a humble family, I am sorry, if you occupy it, you will occupy it. It is your fate. If you get shit luck, it really saves a few generations of struggle.According to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, take a daughter from a good family as a wife, not a concubine, and don't take a maidservant as a concubine, that's all.

Of course, good registration also has risks, otherwise laws would not be enacted to curb this phenomenon.When encountering powerful people who disregard the law, there are also threats and temptations to force good people into prostitution.

But Park Jiayan is not this kind of person.

Yao Chen is confident in his judgment.

In terms of changes, there are also some.

It's just that after seeing the truth, Yao Chen's thinking went astray.

It seems that there is always a hint of special meaning in speech and behavior, like brushing sensitive places with soft feathers, itching.

Yao Chen doesn't dislike Park Jiayan's closeness, at least for now, the little wolf dog is still very polite to him, pure, compassionate, and cautious.

On the other hand, one or two very shameful and outrageous words always come to mind.

He was even teased a little around the corner.

The little wolf dog has a good face and long legs, is generous in his hands, and takes care of him attentively. The key is that he still has a car.

Yao Chen was a little moved, but it was only limited to his heart.

As far as he knows, among playmates and friends, there are contract brothers, especially in the southeast and central Fujian, and it has even become a custom of marriage.At the age of sixteen, the young man first ate and lived with brother Qi, and then married a woman when he became an adult.Some Qi brothers still live together after marriage, and their parents also regard Qi brothers as son-in-laws and treat them very kindly.There are indeed quite a few sincere feelings, but most of the younger brothers are handsome and young men, and people at that time also admire young people, and this trend is becoming more and more prosperous in Beijing.

Yao Chen was somewhat concerned.

In addition, in the literati circle, everyone loses morals together, and don’t give too many concubines and boys to each other. I use this one for you to try, and that one looks good. Let me use it, and turn it around. Rounding up is a group P !Sometimes there is a big party, eat cold food, don't be too excited about various plays.

Everyone didn't mind it at all, they thought it was elegant and flocked to it.

Yao Chen: Your circle is really chaotic.

Therefore, Yao Chen finally decided to stand still.

Sugar-coated shells, accept the sugar-coated shells, and return the shells.

Come on, little wolf dog, give you a shot, hee hee hee...

Under Yao Chen's laissez-faire, the ambiguity between the two became more and more intense.

Pu Jiayan was very happy: The little rabbit is coming to the bowl soon!

He had no idea that Yao Chen's mind had already taken a big turn.

There is a kind of distance, called you treat me as a lover, and I treat you as a driver.

In the eyes of others, the two of them entered and exited the same car, inseparable, like glue.The relationship is so good that everyone can only secretly think that the two hit it off, probably they are more compatible.

Reactions to this have been mixed.

The teachers are happy to see the results: as long as the little devil doesn't make trouble, the classroom discipline doesn't deteriorate, and there's no need to work overtime to hire parents—his parents are horrific.

Scholars: You play, stay away from our husband.

Deliveryman Niu Xiaoding: It's so annoying to steal my little friend, but I can't beat it...

Of course, there are also people who are sour and gossip behind their backs, about clinging to the powerful and the like.Even if one or two sentences fell into his ears, Yao Chen just pretended not to hear them.

Yao Chen: If you have time to spare, why don't you rest for a while.

So in such a united and friendly environment, the relationship between the two quickly warmed up, from meeting in the rivers and lakes to riding horses together.

Speaking of riding horses together, there was quite a disturbance.

The gentleman's six arts are rites, music, archery, imperialism, calligraphy, and mathematics.

In order to cultivate talents with all-round development, the school also set up compulsory courses other than the Four Books and Five Classics, including driving. You must master the five skills of "singing and luan, chasing water music, crossing the king's watch, dancing in the intersection, and chasing birds to the left".

Leaving the classroom to go to the dusty suburbs for exposure, Yao Chen exuded the word resistance from the inside out.

Pu Jiayan thought that he was afraid of being ashamed because he had never done anything before, so he said, "You and I are in a team, I will control the car, and you can just sit next to me and watch."

Of course Yao Chen agreed.

It was going well at first, but I didn’t want to find out that the axle was broken when I was practicing Zhushuiqu (turning along the winding water), but I was fine. I was a little frightened, but I fell halfway, and it was a long way to go back.Pu Jiayan then proposed to leave the car where it was, and the two of them rode back first, and then asked someone to come back to pick up the car.

However, Yao Chen was young and short, so he couldn't climb up after climbing for a long time. He looked up at the sky with his horse's head and snorted, as if he was laughing.The sun was hot, and he was tired after going out. Yao Chen lost the ability to think normally, his temper broke out, and he wanted to kick the beast angrily.

Pu Jiayan was afraid that he would be kicked, so he hurriedly stopped him, half hugging and half dragging him away from the horse.

"Don't worry, don't worry. I know you hate it, I will let you ride it, let you ride it... Hahaha!"

Xu Shi was amused by Yao Chen's rare angry look, he raised his hem, half-kneeled on the ground, with one foot on the ground and the other bent at [-] degrees, patted his knees, motioning Yao Chen to step on himself.

Yao Chen was a little dazed, and he didn't even notice whether he was showing something strange.

The matter was only two seconds, but it seemed to have gone through a century.

When he came back to his senses, he found that he was already riding on the horse, and was hugged by the handsome young man behind him, and the two of them had their backs close to their fronts.

The sound of the beating heart can be heard all around my ears, I don't know if it's my own or someone else's.

Originally, only the two of them knew about this matter, and they didn't want to go back to school, but sharp-eyed people saw the shoe prints on Pu Jiayan's legs, which were exactly the size of Yao Chen's feet.Among the scholars, there are many smart people who figured out the whole story in a few clicks, and the school was immediately swept by this new gossip.

"Have you heard? The farmer and the Pu family..."

"Really?! It's really courageous to use the children of the family as stepping stones."

"Climb to the Pu family, and you will have no worries about your future. It's really smoke from the ancestral grave!"

"It's really good to let him step on it, hum! A villain's success will not last long..."

In the end, even the old man of the Fang family, who had neglected his work for a long time and devoted himself to taking care of the elderly, heard about it.

Just after sending Yao Chen back to the mansion, Pu Jiayan was called to the study.

When Mrs. Fang was still the crown prince, he served as the vice chancellor, political affairs officer and the crown prince's tutor, and later became the prime minister.After the eldest son also entered the political affairs hall, the old master Fang had a clear understanding of the situation, and the two sides of one school were too popular, so he hurriedly retreated to beg for old age.

At this time, his gaze was like a torch, as if it could pierce people's hearts. Even a first-rank official would be trembling and sweating coldly under such gaze.

Pu Jiayan, however, was calm and composed, pouring tea by himself, and took a sip.

"Long aftertaste, refreshing, good tea."

The old lady Fang snorted coldly, and taunted unceremoniously: "I still think you are strong, and you can't kneel down, and you can't kneel down. I didn't expect it to be because there are few horses in front of you." Looking at his intelligent and outstanding grandson, he was a little angry Qi Buqi: "Why didn't you kneel when you should kneel? If you had given in to your father back then, how could you have fallen to where you are today!"

"I just can't understand his appearance." Park Jiayan hummed.

"What kind of look?" Mrs. Fang looked at him gloomyly.

Park Jiayan could talk about his father's scandal for three days and three nights without repeating anything, but the old fox's tone was full of threats, so he tactfully didn't answer, and laughed.

"Why don't you just help the boy get on the horse, thinking so much..."

Mrs. Fang: It's better like this.