Gospel of Lazy Cancer

The four eyes met each other, skin to skin, and there was nothing between the two of them, and there was a feeling of incomparable intimacy and an open heart.

The general knew it was an illusion, and so did the emperor.

But this does not prevent them from getting closer.

With that pounce, the emperor landed directly on the general, half-kneeling, one thigh's knee separated the opponent's legs, his hands held his shoulders, and he pressed him firmly against the inner wall of the bath, with no way to retreat.

Except for the surprise at the beginning, the general didn't show any resistance. He struggled reflexively, and then gave up the resistance. Like an older lover, he tolerated all the negative emotions of the emperor.

The steam was thick and the heat was rising. The eyes that were originally filled with anger had gradually become infected with other emotions. Because of the general's obedience and non-resistance, the emperor made an inch of progress. He and the general were face to face, so close that the tips of their noses were about to touch. , as if the achievement of meeting four lips can be achieved in the next second.

"I'm not a child anymore." The emperor's words seemed to be full of deep meaning.

Yao Chen couldn't help but glanced down, the water wasn't very deep, and because of his posture, he could just see the parts representing adulthood.

He just wanted to ask what he ate to grow up.

At this time, the two were very close, and every change in his expression fell into the eyes of the emperor, who gasped a few times because of his gaze.

Yao Chen said: "It's obvious." With a smile in his eyes, he seemed to be looking at a little milk dog pretending to be a wolf king with its teeth bared.

The emperor's muscles tensed up, and he trembled.

This is his general, who is under him at this time, will look at him and smile at him, talk to him, not when he is unconscious and has no response.

Because of this thought, the emperor's breathing became heavier.

Yao Chen couldn't help but glanced again, and thought about his words: "Does Your Majesty want someone to serve you?"

The emperor looked down at the general with heavy eyes, and clenched his hands tightly.

"Then shall I help you?"

Yao Chen didn't use honorifics, of course this wasn't the emperor's focus.

"You, you said... what?"

Yao Chen suddenly couldn't bear it, at his age, it's appropriate to tease a young man who has just grown up like this!It scares people to stutter.

Although he has lost most of his memory, he knows that he has probably lived for a hundred years, and he should have experienced everything he should have experienced. Maybe this young man is still his first love!

Soon he regretted it.

Those who couldn't bear it should be left to himself, that little wolf cub was out of control, feeling like he was about to be smashed.

The emperor thought that he was in a dream, and he probably thought about it every day, so he had a dream that was absurd and unreal, but what he wanted.

The beginning of this dream should be that when he came back from court, he found the general lying on his couch to rest, and then they took a bath together, and almost had a good deed in the bathtub. Attack him while awake.

His world can't be this good.

Since it's a dream, let's create it!

His attack became more and more intense, and he was so anxious that he almost went in without preparation. Fortunately, he was stopped by the general. Under the guidance and comfort of the elder, the two gradually got better.

He presumptuously dyed the general's body with his own scent, leaving traces as much as he wanted, deep and shallow, mottled, just like a crazy painter suddenly inspired, smearing on the white cloth.

This dream was a bit long and tiring. If possible, he hoped never to wake up.

"Wake up, it's time to go to court." Yao Chen was woken up on time by the biological clock, and woke up the emperor beside him.

Last night until the early hours of the morning, the little wolf cub didn't let him sleep for long.

The emperor was sleepy, saw the person lying next to him clearly, smirked, and murmured strangely: "Why haven't you woke up from this dream..."

Yao Chen pursed his lips, his whole body was sore, and he really wanted to transfer it to the other party, telling him that this was not a dream, but unfortunately the system was too hot, and he didn't have such golden fingers.

Even though he thought about it, his heart felt soft. This little wolf cub always seemed to be able to touch the depths of his heart inadvertently.

Like a boulder smashed into the heart lake that has been calm for more than 20 years, it not only stirred up waves and ripples, but also occupied a place in the lake, standing there, unable to move or shake.

The emperor seemed to be falling asleep again, closed his eyes and turned sideways, hugging Yao Chen, with half of his body pressed against him, with a satisfied smile on his face.

Yao Chen resisted the soreness, pushed him away, and patted his forehead at the risk of being disrespectful.

The emperor opened his eyes suddenly, staring round, and all drowsiness flew away.

This general seems to be real? !

Yao Chen guessed from his expression that his head probably went through the process of "crash-restart-crash-restart-shutdown-power off-restart".

The emperor caressed Yao Chen's cheek tremblingly, and held his breath. He seemed to recall those wanton actions in his dream, and he lifted the quilt to take a closer look.

Yao Chen quickly grabbed his hand and didn't clean it up at all. I don't know how long this tossing will take.

"Get up quickly," Yao Chen motioned him to look outside, "They dare not come in without an order."

There was light from the window, and it seemed that there was a candle flame outside the door, as well as figures shaking uneasily.

It was indeed getting late, and the servants were running around in a hurry, fearing that they would be blamed for delaying the emperor's early court, and the court staff was indispensable to serve them, but they dared not go inside, because if they bumped into something, they would die.

Eunuch Wu, the palm print eunuch, was in a steady state of mind. He had already ordered people to prepare everything. As long as he received the order, he would be able to serve His Majesty to clean up in the shortest possible time.He looked at the time of day, thinking about whether to report the illness to the previous court. Although a slight ailment of the dragon's body would attract the attention of the court and the queen mother, it was better than going in at this time to bother him, right?

He was ordered to take care of His Majesty when he was the King of Puyang. He watched the emperor grow up, and he knew him deeply. He watched him grow from a carefree child to a deep-minded man playing tricks. The emperor, who respects and fears, loves and fears.

Apart from the person involved, he probably knows the emperor's indescribable feelings for the major general, those candles mixed with medicine, the secret report on monitoring Liaodong, and the clothes and bedding secretly used for starching... Knowing whether Yuelao is old-eyed or not, he has drawn the wrong red line.

Judging from yesterday's situation, His Majesty should have gotten his wish. Alas, I hope the Major General will be more considerate, otherwise I don't know what will happen later.

At this moment, he heard the emperor's hoarse voice from the room: "Wu Banban."

After receiving the signal, he immediately moved and led his confidants in. The curtains on the couch were hanging down, blocking the view from the outside.There was a strong aftertaste of love/event in the room, and the confidant immediately opened the window cleverly to disperse the smell.The clothes of the two people were scattered on the ground, and they were immediately put away.

Wash him up according to the emperor's order, and keep the door firmly so that no one will disturb him.

"Sleep a little longer, and wait for me to come back." The emperor reluctantly looked in the direction of the curtain.

"Hmm." The person inside seemed extremely tired, and his voice was very soft.

The servants only regarded themselves as logs, seeing nothing and hearing nothing.

The courtiers found that today's emperor was a little distracted, sitting on the dragon chair without any reaction, looking somewhere.Not the kind of irascible impatience, but looking forward to the end of school like a child opening presents on his birthday.Even when they were reporting on their daily work and routine partisan struggles, the emperor did not show displeasure, and seemed to be in a good mood. They casually smeared each other, and then said: "Is it over? Next court."

courtier:……

The emperor returned to the Qianqing Palace in a hurry. The general seemed extremely tired and still slept soundly.During this period of time, he basically didn't have a good rest. He first went out to investigate, then hurried on the road one after another, and finally returned to Beiping. After sleeping, he was so tormented by the young emperor that he couldn't get out of bed.

The emperor knew he was wrong, so he cleaned it up with his own hands and gave him medicine.

During the whole process, Yao Chen was half asleep and half awake, and only frowned when he felt really uncomfortable.

The emperor guarded him for a while, kissed and touched carefully, and finally felt the reality, his anxiety gradually dissipated.Seeing the general feels at ease, and panics if he can't see him.

Well, not dreaming, great.

After experiencing violent emotional fluctuations, the emperor's emotions finally stabilized, and he went to deal with government affairs and meet officials.

During the discussion, he felt hungry, remembering Yao Chen's previous advice, and thinking that he was his own now, so he sweetly used a snack in his heart, and invited the officials who were discussing to eat together.

It's a different person from the early dynasty.

Official: The emperor is young and unpredictable, and his heart is stuffy...

Being with the emperor was not Yao Chen's whim or impulsive decision, but something he had planned before returning to Beijing.

The emperor's emotions are suppressed and self-sufficient. One-sided love cannot be responded to, and it turns into more suppressed negative emotions. What is manifested is moodiness and strong desire to control. If it develops in the long run, it may not be conducive to physical and mental health.

Judging from his current symptoms, it is still controllable, but if he is not treated in time, he may leave a huge hidden danger. If he is stimulated by some stimulus and suddenly changes from a wise king to a tyrant, that is not what Yao Chen wants to see.

Emotions are like floods, blocking is worse than sparse.

Of course, he was not out of sacrifice for the Holy Mother of my happy family. I am sorry that Xianyu does not have such a dedication.

But because he was shamefully moved.

Yan Hao has long legs, a rich family, and is still infatuated with herself, why doesn't she accept it?

He thought about it, so he did it.

The only concern is probably their identities.

If you are in the workplace, the most taboo is getting involved with your boss. If you get a raise and a promotion, you will be accused of sleeping all the way up. If the project is not done well, you will be scolded by your boss in bed. Living together is prone to aesthetic fatigue, and rabbits don't even eat grass by the side of their nests!

However, these basically did not affect Yao Chen.

First, he had wanted to resign for a long time, and he didn't want to be promoted to a noble at all. The current workload is already heavy enough, and if he gets promoted again, he might die from overwork; , one has to stick to the headquarters, and probably won't meet a few times a year, so as to keep it fresh.

Taking a ten thousand step back, if he really changes his mind, Yao Chen can see it, and the two sides can get together and part ways.

No matter what the reason for breaking up, whether it is good personality or work, the relationship has changed, and the excuses are the same. Working together is a burden.Is it a relationship that suddenly finds out that each other's personalities are not suitable after talking about it?No, people are not that stupid. They knew what kind of people they were from the beginning, but they miscalculated the energy of love and mistakenly thought that the other party would change for themselves. They only consumed energy along the way but forgot to replenish it, and finally broke up sadly.

Yao Chen made up his mind after seeing clearly what kind of person the emperor was and what his best or worst ending would be.

He was moved by the emperor, so he was willing to give it a try.

It doesn't matter if their relationship lasts for one night, a month, or a year.

At least Yao Chen can conclude now that it can last more than one night.

Not long after he woke up, the emperor came back immediately, probably he had ordered the palace servants to report at any time.

"I made people cook rice porridge, which is a special way to support people."

The white porridge was so boiled that the rice grains could not be seen, it was hot but not hot, the emperor fed it patiently mouthful, Yao Chen leaned on the bed like a useless person, and it was all up to him to take care of him.

"Is there anything uncomfortable about you?"

The emperor asked courteously, as if if Yao Chen nodded, he would immediately take the medicine and rub it on him.

"Shang Ke." Yao Chen avoided his gaze, hiding his embarrassment.

"How about resting for a few more days? Anyway, Liaodong is fine."

"Right on my mind."

The emperor is like a kid who just fell in love, a little at a loss in front of his lover.He didn't want to leave Yao Chen's sight, and he didn't want Yao Chen to leave his sight. He felt that just looking at him like this could make him look at him for a whole day.

Yao Chen reluctantly got up and walked a few steps to move his body.

My legs are still a little sore, so I can't take too many steps.

The emperor followed suit, all his attention was on the general, like a little milk dog craving his master's attention, walking around his feet, if he accidentally stepped on them, he would utter pitiful screams.Therefore, you must hold it in your arms, take good care of it, kiss your eyes, nose, and plum blossom claws.

Yao Chen didn't expect that the emperor in love would be so sweet, so soft, so powerless, eager to satisfy any of his demands, this feeling was both strange and familiar, and he was distracted for a while.

The emperor was a little aggrieved, but he didn't dare to disturb the general's thinking, so he couldn't help pinching his fingers, trying to get his attention.

Yao Chen shook the emperor's dog's paw back, and couldn't help but patted his head.

At night, the two lie together.

There is no passion/desire, but it is very warm. The emperor clasped fingers with the general contentedly.

Face towards the general, eyes reluctant to close.

"Are you sleepy?"

The emperor nodded, then shook his head: "A little bit, but I don't want to sleep." If you fall asleep, you won't be able to see you.

Yao Chen really wanted to say, "I'll call you Little Milk Dog, okay?" This title was too appropriate, even though it hurt the majesty of the emperor.

The emperor suddenly opened his mouth and asked a little cautiously: "Jing Xing, what do you think of me?" Would you treat me as a fool?Is it because I am the emperor that you are female?I hurt you by going too far yesterday, do you hate me?

He was afraid to ask this question at first, fearing that the answer he got would be disappointing. Like this, being able to have intimate contact with the general is already very satisfying.But the general's reaction was so gentle and obedient, he couldn't help asking for more.

"I said it yesterday, think about it carefully." Yao Chen closed his eyes and fell asleep, as if he was tired.

"...What?" The emperor remembered the absurdity of last night, and the roots of his ears were faintly red, and he couldn't react.

"When you put my legs on your shoulders, you asked me if I liked it, and I answered." He turned his head the other way, the smile on his face widening.

like.

The little milk dog rolled happily on the bed.

The emperor is like a hungry wolf who has suddenly started eating meat. He is very energetic, and he is young and easily emotional. Thanks to Yao Chen's martial arts training, he has a good foundation and good physical recovery, so he can stand it.The two also switched to different ways of playing, and managed to barely live through the first few days of their love in harmony.

On the other hand, the canned fish brought by Yao Chen also received a warm welcome.

Both the upper-level bureaucrats and the lower-level people seem to have a strong curiosity and love for this novel food.

Beiping gathers the world's elite and gourmet food in one place. Merchants come and go from south to north, and the people have a wide range of tastes, and their acceptance of new things is quite high.At first I heard that it was a special product of Liaodong, but I was still wondering whether it was leather or wild game. I didn’t expect it to be seafood. Although I heard news from the imperial palace that the port was built and the fishing was granted, I didn’t expect it to be produced so soon. It became a product and was shipped to Peking for sale.

In the beginning, in order to open up the market for canned food, Yao Chen secretly made a lot of plans, such as sending acquainted officials to taste the upper-level route, or using the superstition of the Dragon King sending fish as a gimmick, but none of them came to fruition.

When they heard that it was cooked food that could be stored for three months, everyone donated money one after another. Most of them held the idea of ​​"huh, you can blow it up and see how I can pierce your cowhide", but they went back and beat it Face.

This form is very fresh. Many people buy it back to study why it can be preserved for so long, and they are more far-sighted. They think of using this method to preserve other meat, vegetables, and even fruits.

Those who tasted it once were also surprised by the deliciousness of the canned food, probably because their expectations were relatively low. How can sea fish be so delicious?Because most of the time, inland people are not used to the fishy smell of seafood, and people on the seaside still dislike the smell of land.The canned food has a strong but not messy taste, which perfectly combines the fishy smell of seafood without any extra thorns affecting the eating and taste. It can be eaten alone or cooked with other dishes. The soup is very appetizing with the main food.

"You can eat it after you open the jar?" This person obviously just arrived in the capital and bought it for the first time. He bought several days' rations for an ordinary family of five, and the man was dressed as a businessman, obviously rich.

"Go and inquire, we have sold tens of thousands of cans, even if they are left unopened for three months in the summer, they will not be damaged. If they are broken, one can will pay you ten cans. Our Liaodong Army will pay you a nail for every spittle. If you don't believe me, I can open it for you on the spot."

"Success! Let's try a can of spicy one first."

"Fresh!" The soldier turned the can over, knocked it a few times, and knocked along the edge of the bottle cap, and then held the bottle cap and twisted it vigorously.

The guest house paid the money immediately, and borrowed a pair of chopsticks to eat directly. "It's delicious."

"Don't throw this jar away. We will recycle it. With the eucommia glue on it, every ten cans can be exchanged for one."

"Then bring me twenty cans, five cans of each flavor, and send them to the inn."

"okay!"