Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Cao Jian is a person who can't be hated.

He is not double-faced and flattering. In fact, he has his own opinions, and he is not stingy in expressing them. He also respects other people's opinions and does not think that he has to change the other party's or his own thoughts to reach an agreement. This is a bit like Yao Chen. , it's just that Yao Chen feels troublesome and doesn't care, but he respects it from the bottom of his heart.

Harmonious but different, although he is a general, he is very gentlemanly.

Yao Chen hit it off with him immediately, and was amazed by the knowledge of the other party. He couldn't help asking: "Brother Cao, you seem to have an extraordinary family background, and you don't seem to be an illiterate person. Why did you join the army?" It's a bit abrupt to say, but what he's talking about is the social reality. People at that time admired both civil and military skills, but they also valued civil and martial arts.Coupled with Cao Jian's background, he is not like an ordinary family, so Yao Chen asked this question.

Cao Jian admired Yao Chen very much, and was a little pampered by his younger brother, so he didn't feel offended when he was asked this question.

"I'm ashamed to say that I was stubborn and ignorant when I was young, and caused great trouble to my family. Originally, Yin's official status was gone, so my family sent me to the imperial army to hone my training."

"Are you naughty?" Yao Chen didn't believe it.

Where can a golden retriever be naughty?Didn't shake hands before eating dog food?

Cao Jian showed a look of shame: "My family background is not high, and I was squeezed out in Beijing, and my sister was often angry at her husband's house. My sister and I have a deep relationship, and I was often looked after by her when I was young. It was out of anger, I had a bit of discord with the children of the aristocratic family, and then I had a dispute over something, and I was impulsive..."

"Then you must beat the opponent to pieces."

"No, no," Cao Jian thought of something, and seemed even more ashamed, "Martial arts was only practiced in recent years. Back then, it was really impossible to be successful in martial arts. Only after suffering setbacks did I know how to work hard and know that my father is not easy... Alas, actually Now that I think about it, it’s funny, but I can’t remember exactly what caused the trouble at first.” He smiled and poured himself and Yao Chen another glass.

Yao Chen felt that the story was a bit familiar, but he didn't think of anything, so he gave up and chatted with him over wine.

Accidentally talked about late at night, Yao Chen felt someone kicked him under the table, and then he came back to say goodbye to Cao Jian.

"I'll send you off!"

"No, no, it's too late, I called a carriage."

Cao Jian sent the two of them home before leaving.

After he left, Yao Silang, who had been lying on the bed, sat up. Although his face was red, his eyes were clear. He couldn't help complaining: "My arms are numb."

Yao Chen blushed a little.

"It's been a long time since I explained it, I understand."

"..." Do you still look like an elder? !

Later, Yao Silang introduced a few to Yao Chen in disguise, and Yao Chen had the best impression of the big golden retriever.

Yao Silang's opinion is somewhat different from Yao Chen's: "I think you can think about that surnamed Sun. I glanced at it when we entered the bathhouse. There are abnormal people below..." He gave a thumbs up. "He is tall and tall, but his temperament is not as good as Cao Jian's."

"Don't sound like a prostitute, can you?" Yao Chen felt that he couldn't get better, and he was shamefully moved.

"You figure it out, you are the one being prostituted." Yao Silang rolled his eyes, he thought that with his nephew's conditions, anyone would suffer, okay?Take him out for a walk, those bastards all have green eyes.

Yao Silang was not a pimp, he sent his beautiful nephew to the bed with a pole, and he privately checked out the eighteen generations of Cao Jian's ancestors. Fairly correct.

It's not good to be dishonest these days, all the officials in Taiwan are staring at it, and the relatives who are a little bit out of line will start to complain, lest the emperor play favoritism and mess up the discipline.

Except for the childhood stories that Cao Jian took the initiative to explain, he has never heard of any bad deeds. He worked quite hard in the army, and he would help others with whatever they had, and he was very popular.Yao Silang felt relieved to let them communicate.

Yao Chen is also a little ready to move, but recently the court is worrying about the flood, and it is said that the embankment is showing signs of instability. He helped find the county chronicles to check the information, but he has been unable to find time, so he can only sleep alone at night, watching the golden retriever sigh.

The root cause of the flood in the imperial court was the diversion of the Yellow River.

Maybe the last project was done well, with detailed data and pictures, which is impressive.The boss assigned a new task this time, and this project was much larger. It had to sort out all the records of the diversion of the Yellow River since ancient times, as well as the imperial court's countermeasures.

Since ancient times, the Yellow River has been a river of indulgence, unrestrained love and freedom.

There is a lot of sand and good silt, and the changes are impermanent, and the imperial court's water control strategy is not fixed, and it is even diametrically opposed. It is very complicated to sort out.

Yao Chen felt the pressure all of a sudden, it was related to people's livelihood, flood control is a century-old project, if it goes wrong, tens of millions of lives will be lost, and it will also affect future generations, Yao Chen dare not be sloppy in the slightest.

He first had a general understanding of the situation, had some ideas, and then consulted colleagues in other departments, and slowly figured out the context before starting to do it.

He drew a map of the current Yellow River course, marked the key cities, and found paper with high transparency. According to historical materials and archives, he used different colors to draw the changes of each dynasty and generation on it.The last few sheets of paper are stapled together. The current map of the river course is placed at the bottom, and they are superimposed in order of time. The changes of the river course can be seen clearly when they are overlapped.

Frankly speaking, the drawing is very imprecise, because the literature often contains very unspecific descriptions such as "offset tens of miles to the east" or "near Huazhou diversion". Yao Chen is very crazy: tens of miles is twenty or ninety ?How close is it to Huazhou?

Yao Chen can only draw a general trend. Generally speaking, it can be seen that there were more diversions in the Han Dynasty before, and the northward flow was more concentrated, and now there is a tendency to flow eastward.

With an intuitive understanding of the map, it is much easier to understand the corresponding water control strategies.

Those in power sometimes think about water control and think about it, and pay more attention to the present.It is rare to have a good long-term water control strategy, and even if half of the officials are dismissed or simply change the dynasty, there is no way out.

Yao Chen sorted out the implementation and effects of various countermeasures, tracked the data, and found that the one with the best water control effect came from a famous faint emperor in history.

Although sometimes only vague words such as floods stretching for hundreds of miles are written on the paper, in reality, it is not known how many lives were lost in these two understated lines.

By the way, Yao Chen added the data that was intentionally or unintentionally blurred. The list shows the population and fertile land of a certain place before and after the flood in a certain year.He only moved the records of the previous dynasty, and there is no data to test further in time, and he also knows how to measure, so he didn't touch the current dynasty.However, this is the case. Comparing the population density of the two dynasties before and after, we can also know how much the flood losses in previous years were, only a lot more.

His boss didn't say good or bad after reading the report, saying that he had worked hard these few days and let him rest on vacation.

The Hanlin scholar did not directly submit the "Analysis and Summary Report on Flood Disasters and Flood Control Strategies Over the Years of the Yellow River's Diverting" to the royal review, but took it to find Prime Minister Xiaofang first.It is true that the Hanlin Academy has contributed to the submission of this item, but the officials from the Ministry of Industry, the Ministry of Education, and the Ministry of Water Conservancy are afraid that they will not look good.

Hanlin bachelors are not afraid of power or form a party for personal gain. This is not even considered as an official's private connection. It is just out of the affection of colleagues. Let me know in advance: what I want to tell the emperor may affect you, be prepared!

If the other party disagrees, he won't refuse to pay because of this.

I'm telling you it's love, don't push your nose and face to hinder me from doing things.

This is a tacit understanding among officials.

Xiao Fangxiang read it carefully, and found that this way of adding data to charts is very detailed and intuitive, and the source is indicated on the last few pages, which is well documented, which shows how much Yao Chen put in it.

The younger generation is terrible...

Xiaofang thought to himself, it is worthwhile for the sage to put him in the talent reserve of the Imperial Academy, and he will be a pillar in the future.

Yao Dongliang is dating a big golden retriever at this time.

Cao Jian came to visit and brought a basket of apples from his own greenhouse, which were earlier than the current season, so he and Yao Chen tasted them.

Yao Chen thought of his own Waterloo. He had to shelve the plan because he failed to make pectin from cold melon rind. Now that he had apples, he decided to avenge his shame.

Cao Jian found it interesting, and didn't have the idea of ​​a gentleman staying away from the kitchen, so he helped him from the sidelines.

"You know how to light a fire? Can everyone in the Imperial Guard know how?" Yao Chen was a little surprised.

"It's easy to make a fire in the field for several days. You have to learn to find water sources and identify directions." Jin Mao said in an ordinary tone, chopping wood and lighting a fire neatly.

Yao Chen cut the apple into pieces with the skin on, and kept the core, boiled in a pot until it was transparent and rotten, similar to making jam, then took out the pulp, wrapped it in gauze, Cao Jian was strong enough to help him press out the juice, and filtered it again .Then add sugar and raw grapefruit juice, simmer on low heat, stir while boiling, and finally make an orange sticky jelly.

"Be careful it's hot." Yao Chen warned.

Cao Jian smiled brightly, his light-colored eyes seemed to become lighter under the smoky water vapor: "I'm not afraid of my rough skin and thick flesh, so you don't get caught by the heat if you stand far away."

Yao Chen: Ahhh, it's so warm and sunny!Want to fall!

In the end, the two worked together to take out the pectin, put it in a clean small jar and let it cool.

"You can take these jars home to eat. You can soak them in water to make snacks. They are sweet and sour, appetizing, and beautifying." Yao Chen also told him that he could make fudge, jam, and fruit cheese. Afraid he might not remember, he wrote them down on a piece of paper. Write it down and give it to him.

Cao Jian tried it and found it to be good. Remembering that sister Qiuhuo didn't have a good appetite, he gave her two jars, and even brought her a recipe.

On this day, Zhao Sanlang had a lot of anger in the court hall, and he was anxious about the water, so he wanted to relax and went to the imperial concubine who often went to rest.

Concubine Cao is in her 20s and has a daughter who has been in the palace since she ascended the throne. The two have been with each other for many years. Zhao Sanlang is also considered a long-term lover and loves her very much.

Concubine Cao has always been favored in the palace, and it is not for nothing. She never cares about political affairs, but wholeheartedly serves the emperor. She is very happy to talk about her new dim sum with Zhao Sanlang.Of course, she didn't do it herself, but directed the palace servants and chefs to complete it.

The dim sum is a hemispherical shape the size of a copper coin, with three colors, yellow, orange and red, translucent, covered with a layer of white icing sugar, it looks very appetizing just by looking at it.

"There are apple, orange and hawthorn flavors. I will make it when the grapes are ripe."

Infected by her emotions, Zhao Sanlang also had a smile on his face.He tried every color, sweet and sour and springy, with a strong fruit flavor.

"It's kind of ingenious."

"But I didn't come up with it," Concubine Cao smiled, and casually gave her a good impression, "The prescription was given by my family."

Zhao Sanlang took the recipe and took a look.

The handwriting looks familiar, as if I have just seen it in Chaoshang...

He was angry at the court today, not all because of Yao Chen's report, but mainly because he was annoyed by the various ministries' evasion, opinions were mixed, and he couldn't come up with specific regulations, but it was also induced by Yao Chen, right?This kid is good, he lit a fire here, and in a blink of an eye he forgot to play with himself.

Thinking of the incident between the Pu family and the Cao family many years ago, Zhao Sanlang felt strange, wondering how Yao Chen got involved with the Cao family, and how much trouble would be caused if his young minister of Dali Temple knew about it.

When the time came for them to fight, he'd better pretend he didn't know it, so as not to cause trouble inside and out.

Here, Yao Chen happily wrote a letter home, telling Yao Man how to make pectin and fruit jelly, and she contracted the candy for his younger brother's entire childhood.

The holiday was actually not as leisurely as he imagined, the drawing book has not been saved, and the next month's issue has not yet been settled. Although Park Jiayan never urged him, but after all, we are friends now, so I am sorry to procrastinate.

If it was in the past, he would have been coquettish and lazy...

I don’t know if Yao Silang hit the spot. The young man is very angry or something. Yao Chen has been having sex dreams recently. In the dream, he is liquid and fighting with people, and he can’t see the other person’s face clearly, but his body is really ecstasy, familiar. It was strange again, filled with heat, full and satisfied.But at the moment of waking up during the day, it was extremely empty, so I had to solve it hastily by myself.

Hey, hey... How long has it been since he ate meat...

Sometimes looking at the expression of the big golden retriever sunny gentleman, he feels guilty inside.

Probably because the restlessness and desire and dissatisfaction are too strong, even the pictures drawn by Yao Chen recently are a little sensual.

He is drawing Wang Yunshi's beauty plan (crossed out) series of tricks, using Diao Chan to separate Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu.

Although Lu Bu was a cannon fodder in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he was a villain with only force, no brains, and no virtue. He beat the protagonist Liu Bei and Cao Cao to the ground in the early stage. The painting is fair, beautiful and long-legged, and he is regarded as the perfect ideal lover.

In reality, stay alone in the empty boudoir, at any rate, let's realize your wish in Two-dimensional.

Let’s start with a colorful frontal portrait, with a majestic and majestic appearance, with a golden crown on his head, a battle robe of hundreds of flowers, Tang Yi armor, and a lion’s belt. The posture of galloping a horse and holding a halberd.

Zheng He said: Lu Bu is among people, and Chitu is among horses.

Then there are several black-and-white close-ups, those who ride horses to patrol the streets, those who practice martial arts in the morning, those who train soldiers in the barracks, and those who personally feed and bathe the red rabbit horses... In short, how to draw how handsome, how to pretend to be B.

Then came the appearance of Diao Chan, people at that time liked flat chests (if the breasts were too big, they had to be tied and flattened), Yao Chen conveniently substituted herself, entangled with Lu Bu's eyes, body language, painted vividly, and attracted attention. People daydream.

Like other important characters, I drew a full-color miniature portrait of Diaochan: beside the peony pavilion, the beauty under the moon is graceful and graceful. It is unbearable to blaspheme.

In the scene of seducing Lu Bu, Diao Chan has a completely different style. The dancer is dressed up with extremely bright makeup, but there is no sense of vulgarity, and her gestures exude a charming and seductive atmosphere.

This kind of contrast is to portray Diao Chan's beauty, and it is also the need of the plot.At first, Wang Yun found out that Diao Chan was sighing at Yue, thinking that she had an affair. Later, he learned that Diao Chan was worried about his own worries, but she was actually a woman with a righteous heart. So he designed a daughter to offer Erlang, and separated Dong Taishi and Lu Fengxian. Diao Chan voluntarily sacrificed herself. In return, I will die.

Beauty tricks are inherently glamorous, and between Lu Bu and Diao Chan, the eye-to-eyes and the desire to speak, every move is very arousing.The picture is also extremely tense, on the surface the man has love and concubine intentions, but in fact the dark tide is raging and murderous intentions are floating.

In addition, the strong contrast between the temperament before and after highlights the character's image even more. The beauty is both holy and seductive, full of conflicts and no contradictions. Under the peach-like smile, occasionally reveals a trace of true feelings, which arouses people's speculation Whether the beauty was afraid or shaken in her heart when feeding the tiger with her body, whether she had true feelings for Lu Bu or not, I thought about it, and felt pity for her.

After the completion, Yao Chen felt as if he had an orgasm, and fell asleep with the lover of his dreams, and he was extremely satisfied mentally, exhausted physically, and was a useless person.

Yao Silang was able to read every picture book immediately, and this issue was no exception. After reading it, he said to Yao Chen with a complicated expression: "If you consider painting erotic palaces, there will be no other painters."

It's a pity that the painting style is unique and highly recognizable, and it is easy to be recognized by others, which will affect his official career.

Alas, it is a pity that he is an official...

"If I resign from office and lack money in the future, I will paint it, and you will be responsible for the sales."

"It's a deal!" Yao Silang said enthusiastically, and he admired it several times before sending the drawing to the printing house.

Talking about the strategy of water control, the great plan of the country, it is inherited from the previous dynasties, and it will be inspired for a hundred years.

The imperial court did not dare to be careless, and after more than a month of discussion, they finally had a clue.

Nowadays, we are working hard, looking forward to the future, and want to build a big project once and for all.However, the national treasury is empty, asking for money everywhere, unable to undertake such a huge project.To put it bluntly, the country's ability to take risks is too low. Once the project starts, it will be tied to it for at least 20 years in the future. It is like facing an abyss and walking on thin ice. In case of a drought, a rebellion in a certain place, or even an invasion of foreign enemies, the country's finances may be in jeopardy. Crash, so noisy.

Prime Minister Xiaofang proposed to divide the project into several phases, and manage the river sections according to seasons. This not only relieved the financial pressure, but also had room for other things to be done in case of emergency. It also met the requirements of the emperor. Although it was slower than expected, The emperor thinks it is acceptable.

The first thing to do next is to inspect the flooded places to solve the urgent need, and then slowly map it.

As for who to send to inspect, the emperor already has a candidate.

Because the court discussion was too long before, the emperor had no patience, he was very sensible and passed all objections, and communicated secretly in private.

Park Jiayan and the others know, but who is Yao Chen?