Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Among the many emerging social applications, the "left hemisphere" mentioned by Yao Jingxing has also received the most attention.

The left hemisphere refers to the left hemisphere of the brain, where people's logical thinking activities are carried out.Students from the Department of Computer Science and Journalism of University of F developed this application. Its main purpose is to establish a fair and open social sharing platform, encourage logical thinking, refuse to follow others' opinions, and resist cyber violence.

Originally, the number of users was less than [-], but because of Yao Chen's actions, he went straight to tens of millions. The server was paralyzed for a while, and all the production teams had to stay up all night.

"Senior, there are too many applicants, and we have to take the Orz exam tomorrow, what should we do?"

"Raise the registration threshold. In addition to the real-name system, let's set up ten more exam questions."

"Ah, is this appropriate?"

"We are a social app with an attitude and minimum standards. There are only ten logic questions. It's not difficult. You go to prepare for the exam and leave it to me."

"Thank you, senior!"

Except for the first group of fans who followed Yao Chen and successfully registered, many of the following users were stuck in the registration process.

On various social platforms and circles of friends, people posted screenshots of their failed registrations.

"Looking at my acceptance letter from a prestigious school, and the reminder that I failed three times in a row, please try again in half an hour, I fell into deep thought."

"I'm stuck on question 6. Is there anyone who has the same question as me?"

"Ma Ma asked me why I was kneeling and looking at the screen."

“求注册成功的大神指导。命题：如果1+1不等于2，那么1+1=9。这是一道真命题吗？为什么我选否，显示注册失败了？”

"Upstairs, this proposition is a true proposition."

"?? I don't read enough, don't you don't like me!!"

Although the difficulty is not small, there are still unyielding warriors joining the challenge. More and more netizens began to discuss these interesting logic problems, and the APP became more popular because of this. Similar to hunger marketing, the harder it is to buy, the more people want to buy it.

In the boys' dormitory of a certain school, a boy with a flat head and a senior year cheered: "Hahaha! Labor registration is successful!"

"Fuck! Faster than the squad leader! Let me see what's going on inside!"

"Don't grab it, don't grab it, I'll post it to Moments first." The boy with the crew cut hurriedly snatched his phone back. He usually likes to play games and not read books, and he is always said to be brainless. This time he was really proud.

The interface in the APP is very simple. Apart from the user avatar, there is a search bar on the top, and a string of numbers are written below the search bar. The current registered user XX and online user XX are very transparent. Jiao looks.

Because it is a new user, there is nothing on the homepage.The boy tried to send a message: "Labor and capital are the best in the world!"

Do you confirm the publication?

Confirm decisively.

Have you really considered it?

confirm it...

Have you really decided?

The boy hesitated, number one in the world seems too crazy, change it to number one in a certain dormitory of a certain school.

After confirming the three consecutive releases, the publication was finally successful.

His roommate watched it silently and sighed: "An APP taught me to think twice before acting."

After the publication was successful, the background intelligently pushed some news based on his information and speech.

There are students from the same city and school, and there are topics that students are generally interested in, such as "How to correctly deal with 'Parents will collect the New Year's money for you first'", "What options do you have if you don't want to take the college entrance examination?" In addition, it also pushed The most clicked messages.

There is a foreign language movie trailer on the theme of Star Wars. The boys are at the age of fanaticism about spaceships and weapons. Click to watch it immediately.Although the dubbing is in English and there are no Chinese subtitles, what I watch is mainly the pictures, and the clips are short, which does not affect the viewing.

In the vast universe, a huge spaceship is sailing along a predetermined course, and a dark red logo, Shenzhou, is painted on its icy-cold metal fuselage.This is one of the Federation's most recognizable ships, and its most powerful weapon.Suddenly, the spaceship was attacked by several small warships, and the screen shifted to the spaceship command room, where a tall, straight, silver-haired man was standing in front of the virtual screen, with a badge on his chest that marked his status as a general of the federal army. A series of cold orders were issued, and all enemies were wiped out.

However, this is a trap set by the enemy rebels. The enemy leaders locked their spaceships. The rebels secretly landed on the Shenzhou. The rebels with different faces and different weapons shouted "for independence", While killing the federal soldiers in uniform.The Federation was caught off guard, the power system of the spaceship was destroyed by the rebels, and it had to make an emergency landing on a planet, and the rebels came after them.

The fighters from both sides were fighting fiercely, when a long black and red snake suddenly sprang out from the dark and wrapped around a soldier's neck. The soldier's body was red from eyes to skin, and he was burned to black ashes after screaming in pain. Dissipates in air.It turned out to be a long whip, this whip was made of unknown material, it stretched freely, as if it had its own consciousness, harvesting the lives of soldiers on both sides in the battlefield.

The leader of the rebel army recognized the whip, and his face was terrified: "That snake." As he called out the name, a sexy and hot goddess with a devil's figure came into view. Red lips, extremely arrogant: "Servemeordie. (Submit or die.)" It turns out that this group of creatures are the most notorious interstellar pirates.The joining of the pirates made the battlefield situation even more unpredictable...

Finally, the screen fell into darkness, and the subtitle appeared: LASTBATTLE.This November in Europe ("Decisive Battle", released in Europe in November).

From the moment the spaceship appeared, countless people were amazed, and it was over in 2 minutes, and the audience was still full of enthusiasm.

"So handsome! So cool!!"

"I'm begging for the BGM! Super-burning!! Infinite loop...let me out!!"

"This special effect! It is indeed an overseas blockbuster!"

"Sack of bridge beans, why do those celebrities' faces look so familiar?"

Then all the fans claimed their idols one after another: "Isn't that my brother Jun with the back of the head? Damn! I can't recognize it at all!" "Goddess, my goddess!" "Huh? Teacher Zhong is here too." "The audience also recognized the veteran actor Zhong Xu who played Bai Xingjun.

Excited fans wanted to share it with their idols. However, the left hemisphere couldn't share it directly with a certain Weibo, but fortunately, they could share it with Moments and other platforms.Moreover, how can this small obstacle stop everyone's enthusiasm?Those who are skilled in technology have found a way to download it, moved to Weibo, circled the actors who showed their faces, and asked for the truth; those without technology posted countless screenshots, saying that "every frame is a screensaver".

That was the official trailer for the film produced by Yao Jingxing, titled Last Battle (Decisive Battle)—for promotion, Yao Chen shamelessly changed the name, and the trailer was also cut into a commercial science fiction film.

Soon, netizens found out that this was Yao Jingxing's penultimate Weibo post, in which he mentioned the work he produced and was about to be released in Europe, and they were shocked.

Because of the story that Yao Jingxing and a certain Weibo had to tell, the video on the Weibo was quickly downloaded, but in this short 2 minutes, it went viral on all major platforms, whether it was high-quality production, cool graphics, or extreme The original background music has won wide acclaim.This microblog also cannot prevent the forwarding of the screenshots and everyone's discussion.

"The BGM of "Decisive Battle" topped the popularity list, and a certain music critic commented..."

"The trailer of "Decisive Battle" swipes the screen of European and American social media..."

At the same time, there are many bad-mouthing voices: "A film is a lie." "Is the most essential part of a film here?"

Yao Chen felt that in a certain sense, they were right.If he dared to cut a literary film into a science fiction film and sell it, he was mentally prepared to face angry audiences.In the eyes of outsiders, he is like a desperate gambler, putting all his eggs in one basket, with the mentality of breaking the pot, and doing what everyone sees as self-destruction of the Great Wall.

In fact, his mentality is very peaceful. Under such circumstances, he has done his best. His confidence in his works is one aspect.

Qin Shounian was worried. Recently, he felt that two packs of cigarettes a day were not enough: "This time I offended people too hard. Do you not want to hang out in China at all?"

"You don't want your throat and lungs anymore?" Yao Chen heard his voice was extremely hoarse, knowing that he was facing a lot of pressure in the country, and was very concerned. "The domestic market is huge, and I won't give up. Besides, my parents also want to return to China for retirement... Have you received the two boxes of red wine I sent you? My friend's own winery has a unique flavor. Drink a small glass before going to bed. sleep aid..."

Suddenly, the hotel phone rang, and he had to ask Qin Shounian to wait. The front desk of the hotel asked politely in English with an exotic accent: "Mr. Yao, there is a gentleman who claims that your friend wants to see you. He said his name is Pu Jiayan."

The blood in Yao Chen's whole body was boiling, and he couldn't believe it. He quickly confirmed: "Please come in." He hurriedly said to Qin Shounian on the other end of the phone, "I'll talk to you later."

He rushed into the bathroom, cleaned it quickly, his hands trembling when he turned off the water valve, and then heard a hasty knock on the door.

Trot over to open the door, it's like opening the gates to heaven.

"It's really you!"

Park Jiayan's face was a bit tired, but he was very excited. After closing the door, he couldn't wait to hug Yao Chen, grabbed his lips, and kissed frantically, shouting while kissing: "Brother Chen..."

The two were entangled and staggered towards the bed, their legs and feet bumped into each other, and they both rolled to the ground.

At this time, any words are superfluous, they have sex/love intensely, nothing is enough, trying to wash away the bitterness and sourness of being forced to separate during this period of time with sweet and hot love/desire.

After venting a few times, Yao Chen had the energy to ask Park Jiayan.

"How did you escape?"

"I climbed over the window and over the wall at night, and I didn't bring anything except my ID." Park Jiayan hugged Yao Chen from behind, firmly embedded him in his arms, and said softly, "My house is very far away from the main road outside. I ran for an hour at night, and waited another hour on the side of the road to stop the car. I borrowed the driver's mobile phone to make a call, and asked a friend to pick me up. He paid for the air ticket."

"So miserable?" Yao Chen was very distressed, turned around and kissed him, a little worried, "Will it hurt your friend?"

"Hmph, he's paid for his crimes. He leaked the picture of your sleeping face back then." Park Jiayan was still indignant when he mentioned this incident. "He said that if he helped me this time, the old man would definitely break his leg." , and scolded my soul for being taken away by a vixen, and cursed that I would definitely regret it in the future." If it weren't for him, I and Brother Chen's baby might be able to play soy sauce! (What baby? Wake up!)

Pu Jiayan buried his head in Yao Chen's hair: "Brother Chen, I only have you." He was actually a little panicked, but after seeing his sweetheart, everything settled down.

"Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you," Yao Chen said bluntly, jokingly, "If the movie fails, I'll become a pauper too."

"When the time comes, I will go to the streets to sing and do art to earn money."

The two of them were all wet, lying on the carpet, not wanting to move at all, they wrapped their bodies with a blanket, their fingers intertwined, talking sweetly, unrealistic, rambling, mindless , as if never ending.