Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"Yao Yingdi, your award-winning work "The Night of Love" was voted the best gay enlightenment education film by netizens, what do you think?"

Yao Chen reacted for a few seconds. He realized what "The Night of Enchantment" was referring to. The title of the film was "Night of Confessions". Would you like to confess?How innocent!Later, when it was released overseas, it was changed to a sexy name for the sake of a gimmick, and it was specially advertised as an award-winning gay film made by Hua Guo, which is famous for its conservative sexual concept, in order to attract curious audiences.

The other party is not good...

Yao Chen raised his eyebrows, with a smile on his lips, and asked calmly, "I thought we were going to talk about "Master of Deception" today."

"It's all your recently released works. Netizens very much hope that you can share your views." The female reporter insisted.

"Since netizens say it's an educational film, it's definitely not a bad thing to use the word 'education'." Seeing that the female reporter seemed to want to say something, Yao Chen continued to express his opinion without pausing, "I am very grateful to be able to participate in this film , I am honored to cooperate with Director Lu and Actor Lu, in fact, I am grateful to be able to participate in any excellent work, just like "Master of Deception"..." He brought the topic back and bragged about the director, actors and all the work People's rainbow farts.

Director Sun nodded, showing a smile of approval and appreciation.

The female reporter barely maintained her expression, holding back to read the article, and was going to release a wave of skills after he finished speaking.

However, Yao Chen changed his tone, interrupted her reading, and refused to give her a chance: "Speaking of which, I think the reporter just said something wrong. It's all my work. It's okay to talk about it? I I doubt this reporter's professional quality and logical ability. I should have learned propositional composition in elementary school, right? The test topic is to write about the person I respect the most, so I can't write about the person I hate the most. They are all human, and the gap is huge. "

This sarcasm made the reporter's face turn green and pale, and she sat down with resentment amidst the snickers at the scene.

Yao Chen used the third person pronoun throughout, "this reporter", and even refused to use "you", let alone "you", without a word of swearing, and could even be said to be polite, but revealed his disdain and disgust, the subtext was very obvious.

Get out, you bastard!

Netizens who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement have created topics on Weibo such as "Scumbag angry at reporters" and "Scumbag educational film".

"Hahaha! This reporter, may I ask if your face hurts?"

"Scumbag Yao is so upright! Lu becomes a fan!"

"Thinking of my Xiaoqing's bones, scumbag Yao changed into a newcomer. I didn't expect that Mi Qingye could not escape the fate of red makeup and scum, so the past roles are not important, right? Smiling and drawing the sword."

"May I ask what the hell is Mi Qing Ye? The previous post on Ferry has been deleted."

"A film with a high score on Rotten Tomatoes, it tells the story of a teenager's awakening and backwardness. It is worth watching."

"Let me popularize science: "The Night of Confession" is actually "The Night of Confessions". I can watch it, but I won’t upload the link for fear of being deleted, so I searched for it myself. This film has not been officially promoted, as if it was completely abandoned. I hereby lodge a solemn protest against the film studio and the agency, because the subject matter is not popular. It's such a pity. The first thing that broke out was the overseas students, who said that when they went to the cinema, they suddenly saw Lu Yanqing and Yao Jingxing, the two leading actors, and it was still such a hot topic, and they immediately smashed their circle of friends."

A screenshot of the circle of friends is attached to this message: "I read it right, the photo photo photo, Qingqing x Scumbag Yao, Qingcai, look here!"

Qingcai is what Lu Yanqing's fans call themselves. Lu Yanqing debuted as a child star and has won all major awards at home and abroad. She is currently in a semi-retired state. On average, she publishes a work every two years. The volume is small, but all of them are high-quality.

"Wait, let me take it easy, Yao Jingxing is the starring role, and Qingqing is the supporting role?? What kind of background does Yao Yao have?!"

"I'm Lao Qingcai, I didn't know that I was destined to make this film, so let's not talk about it, I will apologize by cutting open my stomach."

"Drag the publicity team out and shoot them for 10 minutes!"

In fact, this is not to blame for Xuanfa. Back then, Yao Chen fell into scandals one after another as soon as he won the Best Actor. Who would dare to take the Best Actor Lu?The report didn't even mention it, all the firepower was directed at Yao Chen, it's best to block him in one fell swoop.

Lu Yingdi has dominated the film industry for more than ten years. It can be said that he is the male god of two generations. His number of fans exceeds Jason.

"Fuck! I'm a straight man, and now I suspect I'm not. Picture above." He cut a short part of the video, which attracted countless faces.

"For Qingqing, I paid the $7.99."

"How can I see it? Xiaobai begging upstairs for a guide!"

At the same time, netizens also had heated discussions about the relationship between Lu and Yao.

Because after Yao Chen returned, he had no interaction with actor Lu.

A fan Holmes Si pointed out: "Angry, why didn't scumbag Yao pay attention to my husband?"

"Scumbag Yao often plays big names, is hypocritical, and is a bad person. It is obvious that Lu Yingdi has a bad relationship with him."

"Yao won the award, but Lu didn't. It's worth pondering."

Some people disagree: "It's just that the subject matter is too sensitive. Those who have acted in homosexual films will be said to be in the same frame, just like the reporter of "Master of Deception" this time, it is easy to be misunderstood. People are not nice."

The big fan who manages the fans contacted Lu Yingdi's agent in private and asked: "What does Qingqing think of Yao Yao, let us know." So as not to accidentally injure our allies.

The other party replied: "Look at Weibo at night."

Lu Yanqing: Someone returned to China for two years and didn't tell me his new number. It seems that my big brother is becoming more and more useless.

Yao Jingxing: Sweating, big brother loves me again! @Lu Yanqing

Lu Yanqing: I loved it.goodbye. @Yao Jingxing

Because they openly talk about love and love, the masses will not think about that, thinking it is a bickering and a joke between brothers.In particular, the film king personally defines himself as "Big Brother". Although he is against Yao Chen, the intimacy and support in his words are clear.

The green vegetables immediately understood, followed the rhythm of the idol, brushed away those homophobic and malicious voices, and let everyone pay attention to the works and the acting skills of the actors.

"I'm finished, I just want to say that I'm worthy of being a double actor. The plot of the film is actually very simple, that is, teenagers realize their sexuality, start to secretly pay attention to the same sex around them, develop a good impression of the mature and stable tutor, and after struggling Courage to confess, the two were attracted to each other, and talked about a beautiful and short-term love. Although they did not stay together for various reasons in the end, the love between the two really moved me. It is not Utopia, nor the city of desire. Every action, you can see that they love each other, love and desire, it is too real."

At this time, a brave comrade said: "I am the same. I realized it when I was 15 years old. At that time, I was very scared and didn't dare to tell anyone. The Internet was not popular, and there was no place to find information. I only suppressed it. His personality was very sensitive and introverted, his academic performance declined, he couldn’t make friends, he felt sick, and he didn’t fit in with his surroundings. When he was in college, the atmosphere was more open, and he met a good psychological counselor, and then he gradually improved. I have to say that we The general environment is very unfriendly... There is a scene in the movie that is particularly heart-wrenching, that is, the protagonist and his parents confess their sexuality, but the mother who loved him the most in the past said, "Mom will accompany you to the doctor." She may be out of good intentions, but this Love in the name of kindness is actually hurting, it makes people collapse."

"In the eyes of many people, this is a disease that needs to be cured. I just want to say: you have the disease, the disease of hatred and fear of aliens."

"Although the reporter is very bad, but the word 'gay sex enlightenment education film' is correct. It corrects many misunderstandings about gays inside and outside the circle, including sexual knowledge. The protagonist's courage and intelligence are impressive. , After realizing that he likes the same sex, he kept his face and went to the library and bookstores to collect information on the pretext of completing school homework, consulted enlightened teachers and elders, and secretly tested the people around him to find out their attitudes. He has I was hurt and misunderstood, but I also received a lot of kindness, relying on these kindnesses to gradually become firm and pursue my love. Director Lu is worthy of the name of a ghost, and he has shown the complexity of human nature from a young age."

"Look for a book immediately after awakening... What is this, knowledge is power? Laugh and cry."

"When I did it for the first time, Qingqing saw that Xiaoshou had her own lubricant and condom. She was surprised and a little jealous, thinking that the other party had experience. Xiaoshou blushed from face to ears, and said shyly and annoyed' Can't I teach myself? 'Oh my god, love love love."

"Xiao Shou is really, really cute! I want to take him home!! But when I think of him being played by scumbag Yao, I just..."

In addition, Qingcai also had a cordial and friendly meeting with fans of scumbag Yao, and found that the other party had a unique style of painting, and when he mentioned his idol, he was full of scumbags, and even expressed his love for Lu Yingdi, as if he had long since despaired of Yao Jingxing's scumbag Same.

"There is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not, Yao Yao, you dare to be a scumbag even the movie king."

"Change number for a while, chasing husband crematorium."

"What should I do? What about the promised slag attack loyal dog?"

"Brother Jun smiled and said nothing: tear it up, we will lose and no one will rob me."

"Standing on N boats, stinky face! You let him go and let me come!"

"Zha Yao, you have the ability to open a harem, and you have the ability to leave a phone call! I will definitely not call you in the middle of the night to make an appointment/gun."

The vegetables looked at each other in blank dismay: the pink is black and the black is so silly that they can't tell the difference.

As a result, their style of painting is also a bit off.

"Husband, I allow scumbag Yao to come in, but he can only be a concubine. Cough, he needs to serve me, the head of the house. Hehehe!"

"The scumbag has a 360-degree beauty without dead ends, and the concubine lost."

At this time, the two film stars who "loved" each other were eating sukiyaki in a high-end Japanese restaurant.

"Brother Lu, are you in good health? What did the doctor say?"

Yao Chen hasn't contacted Lu Yanqing for a long time. The reason is not as complicated as everyone's analysis. In fact, Lu Yanqing has a physical problem, vascular cancer, and has been closed for treatment. Fortunately, it is benign. He has recovered now, but he needs to be raised again. Young Too much effort is bad for the body.It was not until the release of "The Night of Love" that his agent contacted him, taking the opportunity to return to the public eye.

"The doctor said there is no problem, and it has almost returned to the state before the illness. The diet is being adjusted, and the hot pot is high in cholesterol. I haven't eaten it for several years. I feel panicked. Order meat!" He beat a raw egg into the bowl and used The chopsticks stirred quickly, dipping the hot meat into the food.

The two drank sake, each with a glass, and chatted slowly.

Lu Yanqing brought up the incident back then, and said in a reproachful tone: "You are in trouble, will you die if you beg me?"

Yao Chen rolled his eyes: "You were admitted to the hospital as soon as the film was finished, how dare I take this trivial matter to my sister-in-law?"

Lu Yanqing is married in secret, and her baby is ten years old.

"Forget it, I left early."

Yao Chen was startled and didn't know how to answer.

Lu Yanqing was straightforward, and seemed to have seen through it: "Before the operation, I found out that she had raped me. I thought, if I can't wake up, wouldn't it be cheap for her and her adulterer? Let's cut the mess quickly and divide the property. Cut, my son and I, I will be a baby daddy at home after I leave the hospital!"

"Tsk tsk, Xiu Enai is divided quickly. I think you still made me angry every day when you were filming."

Lu Yanqing laughed dryly a few times, and thought to himself: Isn't this because he is afraid of being broken?Back then, Yao Chen was young, plus he deliberately dressed up for the role, and they were indistinguishable between male and female. They also had a lot of sex scenes, and they had to go to the bathroom to "rest" after each filming.

The two took a group photo, and posted the same photo on Weibo.

Lu Yanqing: A thousand cups of wine is less than a bosom friend.

Yao Jingxing: The next one must be better!

Lu Yanqing knew that the other party was saying that he could find a better one if he left, but he still felt it was weird.

"On the scum, I only obey Yao Jingxing. Eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, tsk tsk tsk."

"Green vegetables: Auntie can bear it, uncle can't bear it!"

"Do you still remember Mrs. Chen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain?"

Yao Chen responded: This is the current @Jason!See you on October [-]st! @ "Master of Deception" crew.Transfer a few stills.

The fans were quite happy, laughing and joking, not knowing that he came out of the closet openly.Especially Jason fans, at this time they have already received rumors that God J will probably take a rest for a while, in order not to let his popularity slip, he appreciates Zha Yao’s behavior, and is moved by the big child who finally knows how to return milk, They expressed their support one after another, saying that they must form a group to support the box office.