Gospel of Lazy Cancer

What kind of experience is it to suck on the CP of yourself and your sweetheart?

Thank you for the invitation, it is too sweet.

Eat real candy: ah ah ah everyone can see it!Brother Chen is true love to me! !

Eating fake sugar: there is no such thing, others think there is!Brother Chen is true love to me! !

In the eyes of CP fans, Jason posted on Weibo in the middle of the night because he was thinking of Yao Chen, and Yao Chen didn’t post for a long time because he was in love; In order to pursue his lover, Yao Chen taught him acting to get along day and night...

There are many resources in the group sharing of the penguin group "Do you want to give birth", including highlights of the two of them, video clips, fanart and CG, Park Jiayan put it all in, and plans to find time to savor it carefully.

Because there were a lot of messages in the group, and they kept swiping the screen, Park Jiayan set the do-not-disturb for new messages, and after a while after joining, a long one came out.

"Why hasn't God J posted on Weibo recently?"

Park Jiayan: Because I'm in love, I don't need to post Weibo to attract his attention.

"Because I'm on the same crew as Yao Yao, there's no need to post every day to attract his attention."

Park Jiayan: ...

"I don't know what they do after filming hehehe."

Park Jiayan: Of course we are together.

"I bet fifty cents, I must have done something like this."

Park Jiayan: ...

"It's a pity that there is no real hammer, MD, and the CPs of the next door group of brothers and sisters are all crazy."

Park Jiayan: We also have a short video of Green Snake X White Snake!

"In addition to the green snake and white snake, we also have a high-H audio, which was cut by a netizen who didn't want to be named, thanks to the song that Yao Yao sang for Hong Zhuang, ah~ ah~, all the tones are in harmony, called It's called ecstasy."

Park Jiayan typed: ... Please ask for resources!

When Yao Chen woke up, Park Jiayan was wearing earphones and looking at his mobile phone, his face was rippling - hot head, shortness of breath, dry mouth, and rippling eyes.

"Are you watching a movie?"

It's not a movie, it's a royal pattern, the kind full of meat, while watching it, you can also listen to the audio edited by God.

Although there are OOCs in the fanfiction, it is obviously not in line with the actual characters and offenses of the two parties, such as "Yao Jingxing smiled charmingly, pressed Jason against the wall, and kissed wildly, and the sky was dark and thunderstorms broke out." Slowly opened his eyes, and found himself tied up with a red rope", and so on.

But Pu Jiayan was still excited to see it, and couldn't help fantasizing about doing all these things to Yao Chen.

Thinking about it, if Yao Chen found himself watching these... Pu Jiayan was so ashamed that he immediately turned off the audio and called up a short video of the green snake and white snake.

"I'm watching this, a fan cut."

Yao Chen watched it with great interest.

In the MV, Park Jiayan was dressed in white and looked like a fairy. He was regarded as a white snake by default. Yao Jingxing was naturally a green snake.

At the beginning, it was Yao Jingxing's a cappella, and the barrage was full of "opening kneeling series", "actor king grabs the singer's job", "must be dubbing, scumbag Yao's voice can't be so good".

In the picture, Park Jiayan is playing the piano by the Baixi River under the peach tree, and Wei Yueqing is dancing a sword in the forest. The two look at the camera one after another, without any sense of disobedience, as if they are looking at each other.The story is very simple. The two snake monsters get together without interference. The video picture is beautiful, the editing technology is superb, and the soundtrack is just right. It looks like that.

I don't know what technical means were used, but in the end the pictures of Park Jiayan and Wei Yueqing were superimposed together, as if they were flying themselves on the open grass. Yao Chen had to admit that the master was among the people.

Barrage: "Together together!" "It's kind of like playing in the wild!" "The tissue has bottomed out."

"Brother Chen, can we..."

"No." Play didn't think about anything!Recently, I have been working during the day and being fucked at night, and my body can't bear it anymore.

The courtship was rejected, and Park Jiayan was a little disappointed and pitiful: "Then can you take the initiative to post a Weibo to praise me?"

Yao Chen didn't want to disappoint him twice in a row, so he asked, "What do you want me to post?"

"Anything is fine!" He jumped up again.

Yao Chen thought about it, edited the text and sent it out: "@Jason's technology has improved a lot, it's awesome! After eating so many hot pot meals from you, it's indeed the best class I've ever led."

Park Jiayan: "...">/////<burned into charcoal.

Netizens: "What kind of technology is it? Shy."

"Send the best class in the hot pot?"

"Slag Yao's praise is poisonous."

CP fan Xida Puben: "There are glass shards in the sugar, and it's drunk with blood."

Park Jiayan found that the penguin group was full of jubilation, and he couldn't see the speech at all. It didn't take long for the two-person collection shared by the group to be updated. He joined the Weibo of Zha Yao's first circle of J God, and the word "technology" was highlighted.

The last time Xiao Chen bought the navel oranges, Park Jiayan saw that Yao Chen liked them, so he bought another box online. In winter, the heating will be dry, and eating fruits can replenish water and vitamins.

They eat while watching dramas or swiping their phones.

There is an old couple between the two, as if they have been together for hundreds of years, sometimes Yao Chen will move his body a little, and the other party will put a cushion behind his back, lick his lips, and water or fruit will be delivered to his mouth immediately .

From the very beginning, Xiao Chen was taken aback for a while, but now he got used to it and became extremely calm. He clearly realized that it was not completely unreasonable for his assistant to lose his job.

Yao Chen had a very comfortable life, although he was very busy, but with the little wolf dog around, the air became sweeter. Park Jiayan seemed to want to make himself happy all the time, except when he was exercising a little out of control, most of the time he followed his wishes.

After Yao Chen posted the Weibo post praising Jason and became popular again, he suddenly received a private message from Teng Ming: Teacher, what class of students have you taught me?Cute expression.

This little guy is quite interesting.Yao Chen couldn't help curling his lips.

The opponent is probing.

Before Yao Chen was not well-known, Teng Ming took a few acting lessons without knowing his identity, and had an interaction with him on Weibo; now that Yao Chen has exploded with red makeup, fans and popularity have surpassed him, Teng Ming Tomorrow, I will cautiously contact by private message first, to see if I can send a Weibo to catch the popularity.

In fact, Teng Ming can post directly on Weibo, and Yao Chen can't say anything about him. After all, he did teach him, he can't deny it, and even if he doesn't like to be rubbed, he can't turn his face in public because of this trivial matter, causing passers-by to hate him.But Teng Ming asked, it was his respect and a gesture of goodwill, Yao Chen couldn't pretend that he didn't see it.

It's not easy being a starlet. If you want to be popular, you can't do too much to offend people and make people disgusted.

Because of this, Yao Chen reflected for a while. He compared the number of fans between himself and Jason, and fell silent. What is this?He was taking advantage of Jason's heat, and someone wanted to rub himself?The one who was taken care of took care of the mistress...

After thinking about it, he still told Pu Jiayan about Teng Ming and asked for his opinion. Pu Jiayan was so sweet that his teeth fell out.

"Brother Chen, you don't need to ask me specifically, I'll listen to you." The little milk dog was soft and warm, barking east and not west, holding paws without giving belly.

Yao Chen was still thinking about how to get back to Teng Ming, fiddling with Weibo was not his strong point, and Park Jiayan didn't want to annoy him, so he took his cell phone. "Let me do it."

He first replied on his own Weibo: @谭景行晨哥, what class of students have I been under your supervision?

Then use Yao Chen's post: @Jason has two sessions, and the first session is here, called @宁明先生.

Jason: Hello @宁明小先生~

It is definitely impossible for Jason to call the other party's brother. After all, the coffee position is there, and Jason dares to call Teng Ming, but he dare not respond. However, the dispute between brothers and brothers is a good stalk, and the fans are very happy to watch it.

"God J, why are you disobedient? Hahaha!"

"Hey, Junior Brother, I call you, do you dare to agree!"

Someone noticed these tweets only a few seconds apart. "Where are you two together?"

"I don't understand the teacher's interest in the next year, really."

"Xiao Ming, Mom finally sees your hope of becoming popular, and she will die in peace."

"My mother upstairs?"

Teng Ming:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Teng Ming: Thank you teacher! ! ! ! !

Teng Ming: So fast, is God J by your side? ! ! ! ! !

Yao Chen retorted in his heart: No, he is on me.

Although he helped Teng Ming, Park Jiayan was still a little jealous. He followed Teng Ming's Weibo and saw a few selfies of the handsome sunny boy.

"Brother Chen, do you like this type?"

"No, it's not that I don't have one." Yao Chen denied it three times.

"Let me verify it, teacher."

"..." Yao Chen; heh, man.

It was already two hours later when Yao Chen got his phone back.

Teng Ming: Teacher, god my idol!Get me an autograph?

Teng Ming: Teacher, how can I answer better?How can you look coquettish without being pretentious, mature but cute, modest and a little proud?Ahhhhh I'm going crazy! !

Teng Ming: Teacher, are you still there? _(°:з」∠)_

He probably couldn't wait for the teacher's reply for a long time, and he couldn't wait for a long time without returning to God J. After all, with so many fans staring at him, Teng Ming replied to Weibo with his own thoughts.

Teng Ming: @Jason初兄师兄师@谭景行师 will always be my teacher, kneel.

Because the third "senior brother" lacked the word "brother", everyone saw his excitement and understood, but they still took the opportunity to tease him.

"Chinese to Chinese: senior brother is a murderous corpse."

"No, it's 'Senior brother is a lion'."

"I think it's the corpse brother or the murderous corpse."

"Obviously expressing resistance silently. It's not easy for a child, touch~"

"I tasted: your uncle will always be your uncle."

Yao Chen hastily glanced at the comments, it may be that the brokerage company is secretly guiding, most of Jason's fans have no ill feeling towards this matter, some of them think that Yao Chen and Teng Ming tied J God's promotion, which is also inevitable.Yao Chen warned himself that this kind of thing can never happen again, the little wolf dog is good to him, he can't abuse it.

In fact, he was not unconditional in helping Teng Ming. He was preparing a film himself, and there were still a few young actors missing, and Teng Ming was the leader of the male team, which meant that he could harvest a basket of cheap, obedient, and docile labor.

Plant a Xiaoming today, and reap a Xiaoming tree tomorrow.

Currently the hottest boy group, Little Fresh Meat SUNNY, was created by a well-known talent show using the gimmick of making stars from the audience.The boys made their debut after untold hardships and successfully signed contracts with the brokerage company. However, after their official debut, they discovered that a bigger challenge lies ahead, and what they have experienced is just the tip of the iceberg.In particular, the new season of the talent show is already on the air, and soon a new boy group will come out, their popularity will decrease, and their status will be threatened. Therefore, the whole group feels a sense of crisis.

As the captain, Teng Ming is undoubtedly the most popular boy group and the one with the best development momentum. He has released an electronic record and starred in a TV series. The face is familiar, and the acting skills are in the middle and upper reaches among the newcomers. It's not bad that they haven't been scolded for being paralyzed.

Especially after hooking up with the popular fried chicken Jason and Yao Jingxing, the youngest actor in history, his Weibo followers have increased by hundreds of thousands, and his status in the company has improved a lot.

On this day, all eight members of the SUNNY boy group gathered in the conference room, looked at each other, and smelled something unusual.This is very rare, because everyone's notice is different, morning and evening are busy, and the time when the head is full is getting less and less.

"What activity is so important?"

"It doesn't feel like it. We weren't asked to wear formal clothes."

Just as they were discussing, the manager came in hastily: "It's too late, we'll talk about it in the car." She pulled them into a commercial vehicle, and it took them two hours to get to S City next door...

eat hot pot.