Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"Are you awake? Come eat date paste chicken cake."

Park Jiayan came in with a plate of dark snacks in his hand. The Yao family had already treated him as a normal junior. When they saw him come to play, they directly asked him to take some food and sent it to Yao Chen. The two of them used it together.

Recently someone sells red dates, the price is affordable, Yao’s family bought a load, washed and shelled, ground and mashed into puree and baked in egg liquid surface, the sweetness of dates is blended into the cake, and it has a little more flavor than before , also nourishing.

The Yao family regards it as a good gift, and does not sell it. They often send one or two boxes when they walk around with people. It is very popular, and other families also like to communicate with them. make it more popular.Just like this time Yao Sanniang was pregnant, the Yao family gave away two boxes, which were nourishing and delicious, and Sanniang liked it very much.

On the other hand, chicken cakes are filled with good things, and it is troublesome to make, and the cost is too high for ordinary people to afford, and their shops follow the cheap route, with small profits but quick turnover, so they are not put in the store Sell.

The cake had just been baked, Yao Chen smelled the aroma and his tongue was salivating. He was not fully awake yet, so he sat on the bed and took a rest.Pu Jiayan first fed him tea to rinse his mouth, and then tested it with his lips and tongue. The taste of tea remained in the little rabbit's mouth, and the fragrance was slightly astringent.

He kissed the little rabbit awake, and then started feeding him snacks, and eating himself, one bite at a time.

Yao Chen opened his mouth to be fed, but Pu Jiayan deliberately teased him and fed him a whole piece.A little stuffy, Yao Chen, whose hands were useless, ate bit by bit, and stared at the little wolf dog with his eyes.

Do not concentrate on serving, disgust!

Park Jiayan thought it was funny, leaned forward and started to eat from the other side, touched the little rabbit's lips with two strokes, burrowed his tongue into it, and snatched another small piece.

Yao Chen: Stealing me for food will be life and death!

Park Jiayan: The cake is so delicious, it goes even better with a bunny!

The two just shared a plate of dim sum.

After playing around, Park Jiayan's mood improved a lot.

He and Yao Chen talked about his grandfather's robbery.

The model was borrowed with an indefinite return date.Although Pu Jiayan was dissatisfied, he didn't want to say anything to make Yao Chen worry. He also recalled the situation at this time and knew the seriousness of the matter. The old fox probably saw the benefits of the bobbin cart.He also felt that it would be beneficial to Yao Chen's future, so he explained and comforted the little rabbit.

Yao Chen felt that it didn't matter, even if the imperial court tried to promote the drum car, it would not hand it over to this young boy.

I only feel sorry for the little wolf dog, and finally got a toy, which was confiscated by the elders.

"I'll do something else for you after I've figured it out."

"You have a conscience." The little rabbit is so kind!

Probably because of talking about his grandfather, Park Jiayan opened up the chatterbox and casually talked about a lot of things about him when he was a child.

He knew a thousand characters at the age of three, recited Tang poems at the age of five, read the Four Books and Five Classics by heart at the age of ten, played invincible hands all over the capital at the age of 12, became an official at the age of 15, and now has a high rank.

A true winner in life.

Born at the end of someone else's life runway.

Park Jiayan described his childhood from his own perspective, which Yao Chen found interesting.

Living under the shadow of the Prime Minister since childhood, with such shrewd elders, every little thought of a child will be seen through, and the slightest flaws will be infinitely magnified.

"Once I was too tired to do my homework. He punished me to make up for it. That night, I was impressed and wrote a small article, from Dou Yanshan teaching his son to Meng's mother breaking the phone. If he wrote it for himself , I can't say anything. The literati have a bad habit. Whenever they write something, no matter whether it is good or not, they have to invite others to appreciate it. He is quite well-known in literature and has made many friends, so it didn't take long for the whole capital to know about me. I didn’t do my homework one day! My father knew it and punished me once, and my husband knew it and punished me again..."

Yao Chen touched Pu Jiayan's dog's head distressedly.

Want to laugh, hold back.

Pfft ha ha ha ha!

Small dogs:……

After complaining to Yao Chen, Park Jiayan's last trace of unhappiness about the toys being taken away disappeared.

He secretly decided to eat all the chicken cakes and not give them to the old fox.

Of course, the Yao family would not be short-changed by Master Xiang. They prepared two boxes early, packed them in oiled paper and tied them with hemp rope. The appearance was very simple, so Pu Jiayan took them back.

"Today, I might as well make an extra stove. Tomorrow, I will bring some to Sanniang when I go back to the village. I heard from my in-laws that she eats one every meal, and her complexion has improved." Mrs. Li was talking to Yao Man, and since her daughter came over , her work is much easier, and she knows that Yao Chen said good things to her daughter-in-law in front of her in-laws that her daughter can touch the work in the shop. These days, after a girl knows some crafts, she will not worry about marrying, so she is even closer to Yao Erlang's family.

Yao Chen thought to himself, it's not an elixir, it's not so magical, it might be able to nourish nutrition.And sweets really make people feel relaxed and happy.

Then I heard Mrs. Li say: "The Dragon Boat Festival is coming, you can bring some zong leaves back, it's a good deal to buy in the village. Shall we make more zongzi and sell them?"

"What kind of stuffing? Salty and sweet?" Yao Chen asked with bright eyes.

"Salty ones. In the past, I made salty ones. If you want to eat sweet ones, you can also make a few red beans and sweet dates." Zhou replied, her train of thought had been led astray by Yao Chen.

"Salty and sweet are delicious! I can make zongzi, and I will help." Yao Man volunteered.

"Okay, I'll go to the grain store and ask about the price of glutinous rice." Yao Erlang paid attention to the cost.

Mrs. Li sighed: "So is our shop sold or not?" Is she the only one who is only thinking about making money?

"..."

In the end, Mrs. Li asked her in-laws before she made a decision.

Make a few to suit the occasion, don't want too much, eat it yourself if you can't sell it all.

Before the festival, the imperial court suddenly issued a report to the residence announcing that the academic officer will hold the examination in October.

This news broke the calm of the school, like a boulder falling into the water, causing layers of waves.There have been rumors before, and this time it has finally been confirmed.

From top to bottom, the school has taken action because of this. The school encourages students to participate, provided that they do what they can; I fell ill before the exam.

Yao Chen also decided to sign up with the idea of ​​dying early and being born early.

After the exam, the results come out, just in time for the New Year.

The academic masters don't think so, they leave the stage hastily, and if they are not prepared enough, they will easily fail the ranking.Although the imperial court encourages students to try and does not limit the number of references, no matter how many times you take the test, you can pass the test, but repeated trials and failures will affect the self-confidence of students, and some people have a bad attitude, and even have psychological shadows. So it fell, and it stopped.

Because of this, many students with good grades are still hesitating and unable to make a decision.

Some people saw Yao Chen signing up without hesitation, and they couldn't help being surprised, speculating, or worried.

Is it because newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, or do they have a definite plan in mind?

"A candidate is different from a child candidate. He is close to Park Jiayan, so he should have been mentioned?"

"Why didn't the Pu family try to persuade them?"

"Don't be so careless, that guy... we can't afford it."

"Looking at it this way, their relationship is not as good as it seems."

"That kid is afraid that he will suffer...how about one of us remind him?"

"You go, you go." Anyway, I won't go.

So a hapless ghost was pushed out.

The unlucky Zheng Hao walked up to Yao Chen against Park Jiayan's cannibalistic gaze, and said he wanted to talk to him.

Zheng Hao was born in a scholarly family, and the expectations of the elders in the family are the same as the name they gave him. He is so vast and boundless, and he will become a righteous and open-minded person who can make a difference in this life.

He was the top student who was almost accidentally injured by Park Jiayan last time.

Yao Chen slightly apologized for this, Zheng Hao simply caused a disaster without reason, and the little wolf dog was jealous and angry with himself, so he shot an arrow to scare him that day.

Seeing that he had something to say, Yao Chen gave the little wolf dog a reassuring look before walking aside with him.

Zheng Hao knew each other well, and he didn't mention the relationship between Yao Chen and Pu Jiayan, he only started with the topic of the college exam.

"A word of advice, it's better to take the hospital exam slowly."

If it was a reborn peasant Phoenix man, he would be furious and sneer when he heard this thoughtless sentence that seemed to question his strength, and he would treat Zheng Hao as a stumbling block in front of him, a small cannon fodder on the road to upgrade, and then slap Slap him in the face and step him down, sleep with his fiancée by the way, and kill him all over the house...

Fortunately, Zheng Hao met Yao Chen, a salted fish.

Yao Chen has a good impression of him—basically, as long as others don't intentionally disturb his rest, he is very friendly to others, and he has a +10 favorability degree.

The school masters are usually bitter and jealous, and they are a little cuddly. Apart from that, they have no bad deeds. They concentrate on studying and are polite young men most of the time.

Pu Jiayan, the vinegar jar, once stepped on Zheng's family secretly, saying that they were stupid in reading, and Mingming ancestors had masters of calligraphy. When the family was the most destitute and couldn't afford children and grandchildren, some merchants offered thousands of dollars to buy them. They still held the manuscripts, and would rather starve to death.

Therefore, Yao Chen also knew a thing or two about Zheng Hao and the Zheng family. For example, he learned that he had passed the county and government examinations the year before last. The family asked him to lay a solid foundation, and felt that he was young, so he deliberately suppressed him and let him delay for two years. Well, he is bound to fail this year's college exam.

Yao Chen knew that the other party had good intentions, so he was very polite.

"Thank you for reminding me. I still want to try it first. I'll tell if it works or not. It's good to see and see."

Zheng Hao: Are you going to play?

"How can it be child's play? You are still young, why are you so anxious?"

Of course Yao Chen couldn't say that because he agreed to the little wolf dog, he evaded the question and joked, "How do you know I won't pass the exam? Why don't you make a bet?"

"Just bet!" Zheng Hao was impatient, feeling that he really shouldn't come to talk to him.

Park Jiayan asked them in detail about the process of their private conversation (crossed out).

"So what are you betting on?"

Yao Chen felt a little helpless looking at him, but also a little funny.

"If he wins, I will publicly admit in school that I am inferior to him. If I win, he will go to work in my shop for a month."

Park Jiayan was silent for a while, looking at him with strange eyes: "Your studies are not as good as his..."

"Yes."

In a word, it's a good deal to exchange one month's free helper!

Yao Chen: I am so kind, I teach him how to behave.

Little wolf dog: The little rabbit is smart and cute!

Putting aside the trivial matter of betting with Zheng Hao, the two chatted.

"Do you want to go out for a horse race?" Park Jiayan asked.

The warblers are flying and the grass is growing, and the wind is warm. Many teenagers and girls like to go out at this time.

Of course Yao Chen said no.

Pu Jiayan also expected that if Yao Chen really wanted to go on an outing, he would find it strange. It was because of the sincerity of invitations from several noble families in Jinyang that he asked Yao Chen by the way.

Yao Chen didn't want to go, and he didn't want to go either.

Later, I heard that those young masters had a good time and trampled on the farmland. Although they lost money on the spot and the farmer didn't say anything, their family was still imprisoned and arrogant.

Shijia: It's not like we didn't lose money, we just look for trouble, and we are good-tempered?

Taiwan Advice: If something is wrong, it is wrong. Even if a remedy is made, it cannot prove that this approach is right.Don't let people tell you if you made a mistake? !

Shijia: You are not allowed to say it!tarnish our reputation.

Taijian: I will say it, I will say it!

Son of Heaven: ...

There was a flutter in the court.

Since ancient times, the aristocratic family, the poor family, and the imperial power have been entangled with each other, and the relationship has been constantly cut and chaotic.

But for the time being, these disturbances have nothing to do with Yao Chen and the others.

Yao Chen lived the days of the countdown to the exam, reading, eating and sleeping every day, and Xiu Mu also studied at home. Although Park Jiayan already has an official status, she also accompanied Yao Chen all the way, serving food, drinking, massage and massage, very dedicated.

Sometimes even the Zhou family feels ashamed of themselves, thinking that the Pu family treats their son really well, even the daughter-in-law can't be so meticulous.

"Come, have a bite of egg custard."

"The belt of the clothes is loose, I'll tie it for you again."

"Your eyes are tired from reading for a long time, rely on me to massage you."

"I got a few articles about the academic officer, you can think about it."

"The article needs to be changed like this..."

Yao Chen: I must have saved the world in my previous life.

The college examination is arranged in Jinyang City, so there is no need to travel far to the county. There are two exams, one for the main class and one for the re-examination.

Yao Chen learns in a cramming style, no matter whether he agrees with it or not, he memorizes it first and memorizes it first, and then writes articles according to the style generally accepted or liked by the examiners, and throws them away after passing the exam. He probably deletes the knowledge automatically when he walks out of the exam room.It also seems that utilitarian students like him are not the mainstream, otherwise the court will play.

After being picked up in the carriage by Park Jiayan, Yao Chen lay down on the carpet as if he had lost his bones, and rubbed his face comfortably against the snow-white fur.

Park Jiayan removed his shoes and socks, and wiped his face and neck with a hot handkerchief, as if he was used to taking care of him himself.

When preparing for the exam, I can't let the little rabbit be distracted. I really have no choice but to hug and pet him while taking care of him.

After cleaning up, he found that the little rabbit had fallen asleep, his face was haggard, and his eyes were a little dark. He kissed the little rabbit's forehead in distress.

A cushion was placed under his head to make him sleep more comfortably.

Yao Chen recovered after resting for two days. There was delicious food and drink at home, his complexion gradually turned rosy, and he regained his old spirit.

Park Jiayan seemed to be busy with something, so someone sent a message telling Yao Chen not to worry,

The school also had a holiday for the students who had just finished their exams, and Yao Chen finally had time to prepare the gift he had promised to Park Jiayan.

He had thought about what to do for a long time, but he couldn't spare his hands before, and now he finally has leisure.And the little wolf dog was also tired when he was preparing for the exam, so he had to make up for it.So Yao Chen stopped procrastinating and planned to finish it before the new year.

He picked a piece of hard paper, cut it into a size of two inches wide and three inches long, made it into the shape of a chess and card, and then painted on it.In the preliminary sketches, there are military generals, civil servants, monarchs, and women who are famous in history because of their virtues or beauty. There are about a dozen of them drawn.Each character has its own unique skills, which are written in small characters at the bottom of the cards, and then cards for weapons and mounts are made according to the stories of the characters. Array and Zhuge Liannu.There are also trick cards such as creating something out of nothing, crossing the river and demolishing bridges, etc. In addition, there are identity cards, basic cards such as killing flash peaches, and so on.

He imitated Blue Star's classic card game, and a popular holographic online game in his memory was based on it, and some people even went bankrupt just to buy skins.Moreover, there are also chess and cards nowadays, which are very popular both in the gentry and in the market, and should be liked by little wolf dogs.

The rules of the game are uncomplicated, easy to learn, and has various ways of playing. Yao Chen asked Niu Xiaoding to try out a few games, but the little fat man was completely addicted to it. The servants of Niu's family thought that the young master was crazy because he wanted to eat peaches.

Under the eyes of the little fat man, Yao Chen cruelly rejected the proposal to make another pair.

At that time, printing was not developed enough, there were few engraved characters, and even rarer painted ones, so each card was hand-painted by myself, and it took a lot of time just to design the characters, let alone outline and color them.

After completing a task, Yao Chen entered the sage time.

It feels like the body is being hollowed out.

Before the court examination was announced, Yao Chen first received a reward from the imperial court, two carts of cloth and silk, and ten fertile fields, all distributed by the magistrate.Fifteen acres in one lot, and 150 acres in ten spots, the Yao family's property doubled in an instant, and they became a rich farmer.

Suddenly receiving the reward from the Holy Master, the whole Yao family was a little dazed, and they didn't recover for a long time. The old lady secretly pinched her old man to make sure that she was not dreaming.

Yao Chen guessed a little, maybe this is what Park Jiayan was busy with some time ago, so he briefly explained the cause and effect of the bobbin car to his family.

The biggest beneficiary of this matter should be the emperor. The appearance of new agricultural tools means that he will rule Qingping, and show that the monarch's virtue will move the world. In the long run, the people will also benefit a lot; Huiyan Zhiying discovered the benefits of the bobbin car, and made great efforts to test and promote it; the last one was Yao Chen.The court divided up most of the credit, and suddenly remembered what was missing outside the countryside, so that these rewards came.

For the peasant family, this is a generous gift from Guangzong Yaozu, but for the imperial court, it is just a drizzle, and all parties are satisfied.

When Park Jiayan and Yao Chen talked about these circles, they were very disdainful, and there was a little helplessness in their tone.

Yao Chen hugged him, expressing that he really didn't care, but was very happy: This imperial court is too real!

The Yao family happily accepted the reward and held a banquet.

Park Jiayan was also left to eat and drink, sitting next to Yao Chen, watching him socialize with others, quietly being a peerless classmate.

He grabbed Yao Chen's hand under the table, interlocking his fingers through the cover of his sleeve.

After eating and drinking enough, he waited for the people to leave, and then he said quietly: "This time you must pass the examination in the courtyard."

"Huh?" Yao Chen's face was rouge due to the smell of alcohol, and his consciousness was a little fuzzy.

"I'm afraid I can't help it."