Gospel of Lazy Cancer

According to the X019 report of the Interstellar Health Organization, the number of patients with "lazy cancer" in various galaxies has continued to surge, and it has become the second disease that threatens intelligent life, second only to "job B" (also known as tsundere, awkward, hypocritical).When lazy cancer develops, the whole body becomes soft and weak, loses mobility, and is bedridden for a long time. At the same time, it will have adverse effects on the brain, leading to temporary dementia, obsession with light brain and intellectual brain, and breaking the star network will cause the patient to fall into a state of rage. , hurt oneself or others, disturb order, and hinder social public safety.

In order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the universe, our company specially launched the Lazy Cancer Gospel Intelligence Brain System [Beta Version], opening up a new way to cure diseases, helping patients and living a healthy life together.Talents are sincerely invited to settle in and experience the unprecedented scientific course of treatment. The system will automatically record the patient's response and curative effect, and encourage people from all walks of life to sign up!Fight bravely against the disease!

PS: Minors are prohibited from participating, guardians please do not sign up on their behalf!

And PS: stop, little ones!Don't sign up for your parents!

Another PS: I have found the unlucky (crossed out) tester, thank you for participating! J company will serve you wholeheartedly!