He likes you

Feng Xuan sat on a black plastic chair that was not of very good quality, her legs were close together, and her fists were curled up tightly.He glanced at the interviewer on the left, then at the interviewer on the right, and finally settled on the desk in front of him.

Sitting at the desk is the big boss of the company.

The big boss came to host the interview in person, which made Feng Xuan, who was desperately eager to get the job, nervous.

Boss Qian exhaled a puff of smoke, looked at the three of them, leaned back on the office chair, above the fat round belly, a button of the clothes burst open.After pinching out the last cigarette, Boss Qian grabbed the Furong Wang cigarette case on the table and fumbled inside with his fingers.The cigarette case is empty.

He touched his forehead with only a few hairs left: "Well, you three, go and buy me a pack of cigarettes." He took out three 100-yuan bills from his pocket and waved them twice at the three of them.

The three said "good boss", and one of them went up and took a hundred.

Walking out of the boss's office, an interviewer said "ah": "My one hundred is fake."

Feng Xuan and another interviewer immediately checked the money they had received.

The three raised their heads and inhaled at the same time, you look at me, I look at you.

The banknotes they got were all fake.

An idea was born in their hearts at the same time: the test.

This must be the test given to them by the boss.

They believe that whoever can complete this test will get the job.

One decided to pay for cigarettes for Boss Qian with his own pocket.

One decided to go back to Boss Qian and tell the truth.

One of the two walked back and the other walked forward.

Feng Xuan stood still, calm and composed.Pick up the phone and press three numbers: "Hi, hello, 110? I received a counterfeit bill. Well, yes, it's here at XX company. Okay, I'll wait for you here."

Integrity is the foundation of an enterprise.

Feng Xuan still remembered this.

After hanging up the phone, Feng Xuan felt a sense of honor that he had completed this test and was ready to join the job directly.

The other two interviewers who suddenly froze their steps looked at him dumbfounded, opened their mouths wide, and their jaws seemed to fall straight to the ground.

Feng Xuan smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

After welcoming the police to investigate and being kicked out by the company staff in a serious and almost violent manner, Fengxuan knew that his job search had completely failed again.

Sitting on a bench in the park, Feng Xuan let out a long breath.

The pink and tender ice cream truck at the entrance of the park rang the song of Little Star repeatedly, Feng Xuan's mouth was dry, and he wanted to buy a bowl of ice cream to eat.I fumbled in my pocket twice, but couldn't find the two steel coins.

Check your phone balance.

Cried.

He is a poor guy who can't even afford a bowl of ice cream.

Rubbing her hair frantically, Feng Xuan sighed a little harder.

It's not without reason that Feng Xuan is still a salted fish who can't find a job at the age of 25.

In addition to facing the boss's counterfeit banknote test today, this brain circuit's magical way of handling it is not mentioned.

Two months ago, his cousin Li Yang, his relatives, friends, elementary school classmates, and even his neighbor's uncle, tried their best to help him find a job as an assistant in a small company.

Less than two days after going to work, Fengxuan witnessed the boss of the company sexually harassing a female colleague in the elevator, and his sense of justice, defying power, made him grab the boss without saying a word and beat him up.

He cared about his female colleague in a dignified manner: "Miss, are you alright?"

result.

The female colleague slapped him across the face.

She turned out to be the boss's little lover, touching, hugging, pushing and shoving in the elevator was all flirting.

This incident was an oolong, and the matter was even known to the former partner of the boss who was shopping in the shopping mall next door.The original partner killed the company, palmed the scumbag man, and tore up the mistress.What a harmonious and harmonious company, Feng Xuan single-handedly stirred up a bloodbath.

The boss didn't dare to see anyone for two weeks.

After several consecutive job failures, and after successful and rapid job failures, Feng’s mother’s love for him was like the balance in the bank account plummeted to zero. She kicked him out of the house and resolutely refused to let him be a rice bug at home. .

Desperate, Feng Xuan had to temporarily stay at his cousin's house.I lived here for more than half a year, and I didn't pay a cent for rent, water and electricity, and I had to eat and drink along with it.Feng Xuan wanted to call this cousin her father.

Go back to my cousin's house.

Li Yang stood in front of the window, holding a can of beer in his right hand and a mobile phone in his left hand, talking to the person on the other end of the phone about a shocking "big business" - port waste recycling and reselling.

Feng Xuan called brother.

Li Yang glared sharply, and squeezed the beer can tightly in his hand, the yellow beer overflowed from the can with foam.

Feng Xuan immediately closed her mouth into a line.

Li Yang spoke plastic Cantonese, and continued to communicate with the person on the other end of the phone: "Hey, I'm tired, do as I said, and you have [-] questions a month!" After the call ended, Li Yang asked Fengxuan, "How is the interview today? gone?"

Feng Xuan lowered her head, smiled embarrassedly, and glanced at Li Yang with a cautious and embarrassed expression.

Li Yang understood what Fengxuan meant.

He sat down on the sofa, lit a cigarette, took two puffs, pointed at Fengxuan a few times, and at the same time exhaled smoke: "Look at you, look at you, how many times is this?"

Feng Xuan counted with her fingers: "It's the fifth time this month, I've counted."

"Are you fucking proud?"

Feng Xuan lowered her head, pretending to be very guilty.The ear automatically turns on the automatic sound isolation mode.

Li Yang spit all over the place, pointing at the sky and the earth, baring his teeth and claws.

Repeated high school for a year, postponed college for a year, left society for a year and was unemployed for a year, couldn't find a relationship, the pretty girl next door married someone else because he didn't do it for a long time, was unlucky to make pots and pans, and did housework Like blowing up the earth.

From big to small, from thick to thin, Li Yang counted Feng Xuan all over again.

Practice makes perfect.Over time, the automatic sound insulation effect of Fengxuan's ears is better than Sony's smart noise-canceling headphones.

After cursing until his mouth became dry, Li Yang stopped.He sat on the sofa and sighed, smoking one cigarette after another.

When Li Yang was in primary school, he stayed at Fengxuan's house and was taken care of by Feng's mother, so Li Yang almost treated Fengxuan as his own younger brother.

After Fengxuan's father passed away, Feng's mother had to support the family and take care of her son, and she couldn't bear it.Li Yang is a person who knows how to repay his kindness. Since then, Fengxuan's study and Fengxuan's work have been all his busy schedules.He thought that even if he had a son in the future, he would never treat Feng Xuan with the same care he had for him these years.

"That, brother." Feng Xuan wanted to give himself a chance to explain.

Li Yang hasn't lost his temper yet: "I'm annoyed when I see you, get out!"

Feng Xuan didn't leave: "Give me a chance to explain..." He wanted to speak clearly.

Li Yang took a deep breath: "I just want to hear what farts you fart, tell me the fuck!"

Fengxuan thought for a while, and said seriously, "I think it's because of my too good quality that I don't fit in with this world."

Li Yang flicked his slippers upwards, held them in his hand, got up and chased him to beat him.

Feng Xuan slipped back to the room.