[comprehensive] number one player

[综]头号玩家·混沌大凶兽字数：3173更新时间：2019-10-2301：10：21

pluto battlefield

The huge Unicron looked down at the various toy-like spaceships, and let out an evil laugh. Although the Unicron stomped and complained like a girl in a very OOC way, it still couldn't change the oppressive force on the body.

Glancing fiercely at Safi's three thought bodies, the Jenny girl pouted and began to break toys like a child.

One spaceship, two spaceships...

The huge flagship of the Dark Order that came from their hometown was like a piece of bread, which was broken into two pieces by the Jenny girl in the palm of her hand, and she rubbed her palms together to ensure that it was broken into small pieces less than one meter long.

The superstar, one of the commanders, almost subconsciously wanted to order the fleet to jump to escape, but Thanos mercilessly interrupted the superstar's order with his fist, "Give up the large battleship and change to a small guerrilla ship."

Thanos has a dream, that is to wear the infinity gauntlet studded with gems, and dance disco while snapping his fingers (cross out) jump to the pure land of bliss (cross out again) and dance the most dazzling national style (enough!)

That is to snap your fingers to completely eliminate the hidden danger of overpopulation in the universe (finally √)

Now half of his dream has been realized, he has gloves and two gems, but his life has entered a countdown under the erosion of Starscar Syndrome, when it is known that almost all the remaining gems are gathered on a small planet Case in point, Thanos doesn't want any regrets in his life, so...

Don't be cowardly!It's reckless!Duck! waaaaaaaagh! ! !

The small warships of the Dark Order were broken into pieces, abandoning their flagships one after another and mixed with the player fleets. Standing on the edge of the battlefield, the Universal Emperor Jenny girl, whose body was comparable to that of the Celestial God Group, looked at the chaos. The battlefield is numb, this... It's like using pig's trotters to separate mixed soybeans and mung beans. Her crushing plan went bankrupt just after getting a B. Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

She can't crush the players to death together!The red name will be red to black!The camp will also be biased to the funny camp of chaos and evil, and from then on, you will get a [-]-day aura of wisdom!

Thanos glanced at Unicron thoughtfully, as long as the huge enemy who seems to be a god will take care of his teammates, he still has a way.

"Let's go." Thanos took the lead. Except for the superstar who stayed behind to command, the other generals followed him on an inconspicuous donut spaceship.

The battlefield is in such a mess, taking advantage of no one's attention, Thanos decided to bypass the battlefield and go straight to the earth to grab gems_(:3」∠?)_

In the chaotic space, Kerrigan summoned a Thunder Beast, dragged Star-Lord, Ronan and other teammates of the Guardians of the Galaxy, jumped into the Thunder Beast's mouth to avoid the enemy's laser cannons raining, and at the same time A group of suicide bats flew towards the groups of small battleships of the Dark Order. After a roar, Kerrigan came out with his teammates covered in mucus.

"Bah, bah, bah—" Everyone wiped away the thunder beast's saliva on their faces in unison.

"This is the reinforcements from the Oasis? It's pretty cool!" Star-Lord looked up at Unicron and exclaimed, then took two small guns and shot at the spaceship of the Dark Order.

Kerrigan glanced at Star-Lord speechlessly. The current situation is not something that can be dealt with by a single player. The spaceship of the Guardians of the Galaxy crashed completely. Her own spaceship GM thoughtfully made up for it, but the combat power of the spaceship is still low. Not as good as the Zerg army. Out of concern for his teammates, Kerrigan still took out the spaceship and drove a group of people on the spaceship to leave.

Of course, the Guardians of the Galaxy are unwilling to leave, but Kerrigan raised her paw, "Get on the spaceship or go to Earth with Ultralisk in its mouth."

Silver Guards: Cowardly...

Watching his teammates leap away from the battlefield, Kerrigan flew towards Unicron using one Zerg after another as a meat shield.

Now there are only players left on the battlefield, let's rub them to death together!Anyway, players can still be resurrected.

Jenny girl: I, I don't want to be famous...

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Near the orbit of the Earth's moon, Thanos' donut spaceship appeared. Thanos looked at the blue planet below, clenched his gloves tightly, and used the induction between the gemstones to determine the positions of the other gemstones.

After a while, Thanos was stunned, because there was no gem on the earth at this time, only one gem was now on the battlefield behind him.ha?Didn't it look like this just now?

Hella & Loki & Ancient One: I'm sorry that I'm not on Earth

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On the battlefield outside the dimension, Dormammu's army of monsters and Hela's army of undead were completely on the shoulders.

Wait, what about the player army and the living Asgardian army and mages?

In the safer rear, the ashen-faced and magical Samantha was sitting around a fire with the similarly dressed Hela, venting their anger by eating dry food provided by the mages.Also salty were the players who had just returned to reality after eating and went online to watch the CG on the battlefield, and the Asgardians who were too tired to beat.

The monsters from the dark dimension are endlessly alive because of the energy provided by Dormammu, and they can't be killed cleanly.The undead army has Hela, the goddess who has just been taken special care of by the death lady, as the backing, and can get up after being beaten to pieces.Such a purely protracted battle that seems to have no consumption at all makes most people physically and mentally exhausted.

Miraculous Samantha gnawed the dry food purely for grinding her teeth like an enemy, threw away the equipment in her hand that had lost its durability, and took out a new divine gold long sword from her backpack.

Just now she and Hela were going to single out Dormammu, but Dormammu, the slippery dark lord, didn't fight them head-on, but surrounded them with all kinds of miscellaneous soldiers, making their various tactics ineffective. It's really disgusting.have to change

In the same way, Hela held her chin and was thinking, the monsters of the dark dimension have no corpses in this space, but the bodies of the undead army have been revived too many times, not only will the brain become more and more stupid, but there will always be a few of them who will never crawl again. Can't get up, the battle situation looks anxious, but the balance is gradually tilting towards Dormammu, hum, I'm really upset, I have to find a way to send a lot of Dormammu's soldiers.

After thinking for a while, Hela kicked the fire angrily. When did the Asgardians use their brains? ! ! !

The magical Samantha and the mages silently stayed away from Hela who was starting to go crazy, and the players heartlessly took pictures of the special expressions of the npc. Is this another new plot?

The frantic Hela erupted hysterically for a while with death power, and suddenly remembered that Asgard still has a cheating IQ, her little brother Loki!

"loki~~~~~~"

Loki, who was honestly meditating to recover his strength, shook his body. He seemed to hear sister Hella calling him in Sol's tone, and usually at this time, it was time for him to blame himself.

A strong arm hooked Loki's neck at once, and Hella stared at Loki with serious eyes and asked, "Can you stop Dormammu's toys from messing up once and for all?"

"Uh..." Loki actually had no choice. The monsters he was good at illusion didn't eat them. If it wasn't for Thor as a meat shield, his dagger would not be enough.

Hearing Hela asking for Loki's opinion, Sol slapped the hammer with a smirk, and said, "Loki is so smart! He must have a way!"

Loki: ..., Thor!You are dead! ! !

Hella's eyes lit up and she stared at Loki.

Staring at Hela's threatening eyes, Loki, who was sweating coldly, bit the bullet and nodded, saying that he just thought of a way.

Loki: Thor, you are really dead!

Immediately afterwards, Loki was pushed in front of the magical Samantha by Hella, saying that the Asgard army division could break the current stalemate.

The players who watched the plot like salted fish became even more excited, and friends who called Aite to go offline to rest quickly come up! The npc started talking!The plot finally begins!

Loki smiled stiffly, with all kinds of ghost ideas flying around in his mind, unable to solve the monster army, the earth and New Asgard before they were swallowed, he had to be hammered to death by Hella, so for his own life (crossed out) In order to survive and settle accounts with Sol, Loki had a flash of inspiration in an emergency, and remembered the long sword that could release frost that the two elves took out in Muspelheim, which seemed to be called... Are you unhappy?

(Lishuang's sorrow! I'm so happy!)

When I think of ice, I think of the inheritance I just acquired a few days ago. Loki took out the ancient winter coffin (box of ice), his only family property after Asgard went bankrupt, and walked out of the rear to try to freeze it with the frost giant's talent magic. a black monster.

Well, it won't be revived, it won't make trouble, it seems to work.

Loki tried various operations of the Frost Giant's natal artifact again, and didn't pay attention to how many times Thor was ravaged by monsters in order to protect him.

When Loki's proficiency in the operation of the ancient winter coffin rose to basic proficiency, Loki returned to the rear and reported his gains to Hela.

"Theoretically, the maximum output can freeze time and keep Dormammu here, but I can't do it..." Loki said a rare truth, and then began to talk about his plan, which is roughly that he can freeze his mind first. To live those monsters, and then to freeze the body, the problem is that the undead will also be frozen together, even because the mind is frozen first, the undead loses the mind and is the real undead, which cannot be recovered.

"That's it, unless you give the undead a shot of stimulant." Loki explained his plan with the atrium vocabulary he just learned.

Hela simply made the choice of sacrificing the undead army. Although she was a little reluctant to follow the old undead who had been digging for many years, all for Asgard was the glory of the heroic spirit.Magical Samantha, who was listening, held her chin. She always felt that the undead stimulant and the buff of Frost were very familiar. After seeing a player with two idiots by chance, Magical Samantha suddenly realized, isn't that Frostmourne?

【Please prepare to throw [Frostmourne] on the battlefield outside the dimension】

After quickly editing the new notice, Miraculous Samantha glanced up at the Asgardian army that had already started charging to protect Loki, and added another one.

[Please be careful not to hit the NPC when throwing]

"Boom—" A fast and slippery player threw the hilt of an Asgardian soldier on the shoulder, then drew an arc on the sea soldier's head, and stuck it on the soldier's toe In the first inch of land.

"..."

"Cough, cough, sorry, slippery hands."

The author says:

I'm stuck, I'm guilty (╥ω╥`)