[comprehensive] number one player

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--"

When Hill's yellow-bottomed spaceship with a huge Parsifal head emoji wrapped in a spaceship membrane fell from the sky and hit the horse's head, Safi was stunned by the whole ball, and of course the audience and Gao Tianzun were also stunned , where did this spaceship come from? ? !

"Oh shit——" After the huge roar, dust filled the entire arena, making everyone unable to see the scene in the arena for a while, only Safi was still flying in the arena, his body was stiff and he could hear the bombing The familiar ouch in the center.

Safi felt that the end of his kite-flying was coming, and he might be double-slapped by dog ​​food lovers, eh(???????).

In the center of the dust cyclone, there is a large circular crater.Hill in the banshee state is pulling the disheveled Kyle out of the pit. At the very moment of landing, he ignores Kyle who is screaming against the glass. Hill's compulsively calm brain gives him explosive mobility.

An Oasis produced an automatically equipped spacesuit for Jane, who was unconscious due to a sudden pressure change, smashed the hibernation cabin and threw Jane into the arms of Tiaotiao, who was curled up in a ball, and then stuck a floating spell scroll on Tiaotiao's body. Kick the bouncing ball out of the spaceship.Finally, dragging his screaming girlfriend, he also jumped out of the spaceship, and when he was about to land, he retracted the spaceship, used the physique of the undead as a quilt, and slammed it on the ground.

Obviously in the center of the fall, but was unscathed by the horse's face: ...

Safi, who was on the periphery, flicked the screen for a while, and then spread his wings and flew into the inner circle.

"Hey! Hill, I didn't mean to!"

Hill and Kyle were thrown a bunch of red pills by Safi.

Two spirits: ...

Hill glanced at the figure-sized spaceship in his hand, but the outer shell was completely destroyed due to atmospheric friction, and took a deep look at Safi.

Saffy: Hey

Kyle, who had no image, sat on the ground, scratching her knotted hair. She didn't realize why she was on the ground suddenly, and she was stunned for a long time before seeing Safi in front of her.

"Ah, long time no see, Safi..."

Safi: Why do I feel that after Kyle spoke, Hill's eyes became more terrifying...

Although the rendezvous scene was extremely embarrassing, at least both Hill and Kyle got rid of the predicament of interstellar wandering. The escape plan was simply stated.

After speaking, Hill pulled up Kyle, whose legs were a little weak, and handed it to Safi to support, then turned to look for the other end, which was suspended half a meter above the ground, but couldn't turn over and dance.

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, I can't turn over." Hill withdrew from the banshee form, tore off the scroll on Tiao Tiao's back shell, and then checked that Jane, who was forced to hibernate, was unharmed.Well, it's perfect.

Turning around again, beside the pit where the dust is about to clear, why haven't Safi and Kyle left yet? ?Um?

"Don't you want to escape, what are you still doing?"

Saffy and Kyle:  …

Hill walked up and down in front of him but was completely ignored by the horse face: ...

"Rush the duck!" (‵ ′)!

When Hei Hei was squatting in front of the spaceship's console, waiting impatiently and exhausted, and almost started Plan B, Safi led Kyle, Hill, Zerglings carrying Jane, and a group of chasing soldiers.

Hei Hei: Did you sneak away from the window sill in the lounge after you agreed to win? ? !

Too late to explain, get on board.Heihei, who is reliable online, launches the spaceship, and lifts off on the spot before the pursuers catch up. After opening the hatch, he quickly loads the teammates who fly or throw in one by one into the cabin, uh... more A horse face appeared unexpectedly.Anyway, don't worry about it, let's run away first.

"Hoo--" The spaceship with the hatch closed flew towards the largest wormhole on Saka, "Devil Pi Eye".

(Hei Hei: Cut in, the unfriendliness of Star Saka really starts with the naming, what kind of crappy name is this, do you have such a problem with the [wow——] of the devil??)

At the same time, Gao Tianzun, who lost two champions in a panic, also sent a fleet to hunt down.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"the pursuers who didn't have time to turn around behind them were thrown back by the chasing soldiers!" It was blocked outside the canyon, and slipped out from the other end of the canyon.

The size of the Saka star is similar to that of the people on Earth, so the spaceships that Heihei can find are all prepared for small-sized people. Even though it's big, it's still flexible.

Under the driving of the old driver who was almost showing off his skills, the spaceship finally got close to the wormhole "Evil Pi Eye" that was like dumping garbage.

Almost all the pursuers behind were shaken off or killed, and the second wave of pursuers seemed to be unable to catch up, so they finally breathed a sigh of relief (in fact, it was Kyle who finally reacted) wiped his sweat, and looked at the black He asked, "Where are we going?"

Hei Hei: "... Actually, I don't know either."

Crowd: ...

Hill who just got rid of the interstellar wandering: ? ? !

It seems that I got a sense of how unreliable this group of people who seem to know the arena rookie Saqiu is...

Of course, it only takes a few tens of seconds to relax. Ma Mian just wanted to explain that the passage of the devil's pi eye is generally random, but there is a 60.00% possibility that it is near Asgard, and there is also a 30.00% fire kingdom. , the remaining [-]% are uncertain, but...

The outer armor of the spaceship was shattered, and the sound of heavy objects hammering the second layer of armor frightened a group of unfocused players.

A group of people: "Ahhhhhh! The spaceship is going to disintegrate!!"

Hill: What kind of teammate did I find?

Horse noodles: same as above

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Let us go back a little bit in time. When Safi used the supernova to drag Hill's spaceship down, a hard space junk smashed the spaceship shell. It rolled and fell to the ground. Unfortunately, the glass box made of hard oasis material was not locked by Kyle. The black liquid successfully escaped from the opening of the box and penetrated through the cracks in the hull.As the spacecraft continued to fall, it stuck to a passing piece of space junk, and was then sucked away by a space crack that appeared unstable.

If the voice of the symbiont can be heard without the use of mastery magic, it is estimated that there will be another burst of super high decibels——

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globe new york

In a dirty alley full of sewage, there are only a few garbage cans and a pile of sundries.

Europe! Sorry, I read it wrong, the pile of "clutter" moved, it was a man wrapped in a jacket, holding a big bag, and squatting next to the trash can with a bottle of wine.

Edward Brock, a political reporter who had just graduated a few years ago and was once considered a little famous in New York, once...

Eddie took the last sip of wine, threw the empty bottle into the trash can and stood up wobbly. The big bag he was carrying contained all his wealth. It was hard to imagine that two months ago He also lives in a middle-class high-end apartment, goes to various press conferences, dinner parties, hotels, and wears a decent suit to interview members of the mayor and other political figures.

It all stems from Eddie's incomprehension of the government's advocacy of the Mutants Act. Eddie, who has never been in contact with any mutants in his life, does not understand the public's unreasonable aversion to mutants. It is like a label, a kind of discrimination, a kind of almost The divide between whites and blacks existed a hundred years ago.

For this reason, Eddie gave up several opportunities to interview the mayor and councilors, and turned his attention to the investigation of the lives of mutants. He interviewed several families in New York who had mutant children. Parents who fear or even reject their children, but most parents don’t actually mind their children’s small and interesting special abilities, but children will always be hurt by classmates and even teachers on campus, and parents have to send their children away from normal life. The school, fortunately, there is a mutant school not far from New York, and it is completely possible to entrust the children to professional teachers. (Note [-])

After investigation, Eddie decided to write several reports for the mutant group. Misunderstanding and discrimination are actually caused by ignorance, but the bad thing is that these reports written by Eddie.

Because he believed in Eddie, the editor-in-chief published Eddie's article on the Internet without even reading it, which caused an uproar on the Internet. from the military.

Eddie could never have imagined that the civil defense army dragged him out of his bed at gunpoint and pinned him to the ground, turned his apartment upside down, smashed his computer and took the unpublished typescripts of the last two articles .

The next day, Eddie had to be fired from the newspaper because of his "criminal record", and the editor-in-chief who had a middle-aged child to support was also fired.

Eddie, who had a "convicted record", was unable to move forward after losing his job. The well-informed newspapers avoided him, and credit cards were not allowed to be used. When the electronic storm that swept the world from Sokovia caused the files to disappear, Eddie jumped three feet high in the low-rent housing, rolling happily on the bed.

But the electronic storm eventually led to the paralysis of the Internet media, and Eddie had to work in a small newspaper and got a job with a film camera to shoot Tony Stark's lace news.

#On the gap from serious reporter to paparazzi#

But Eddie's bad luck didn't end, because Tony Stark not only no longer had lace news, he became obsessed with women's clothing and Juliet, and even had a baby!

The paparazzi who depend on Papa Tony for food: mmp

The tabloid went bankrupt, and Eddie went broke again and had to move out of tenements.

Where are you going to sleep tonight?Eddie staggered away dragging his bag, without any regrets about spending the last of his money on wine, whether to go to the park or just spend the night in the alley.

Just in the direction Eddie was heading, a puddle of black liquid flowed out of the sewer.

I’m so hungry, I’m so uncomfortable, I can’t do it anymore..., the venom that was spun in a washing machine by a space crack for a long time, finally fell into the sewers of New York. It means that in the past worm life (parasite life), it has not been so weak, saying From the experience of leaving the symbiote planet to the present, it is a bitter tear (???ω???).

It finally landed on a living planet. The sound of the subway running to the sewer almost didn’t drive the venom crazy, and it was completely unsuitable for parasitism. One mouse died in 10 minutes. In order to survive, the venom was even abandoned. Picky and obsessed with cleanliness in choosing hosts, one after another was possessed by rats. Fortunately, there were a lot of rats in the sewer, and the venom finally reached the ground alive.

Then Venom met the first human he saw - Eddie.A host that fits his aesthetics very well.

The dizzy Eddie was covered in venom just like that.

The author has something to say: Note [-]: From Marvel’s official website, mutants suitable for combat and powerful are actually very rare. Most mutants only have a slight healing ability, or some limbs can regenerate. For example, only the little finger can Severed fingers are reborn, don't fingers can't do this.Most of the mutants are pretty harmless, and it's normal for Eddie to speak for the mutants. (But there are so many in the comics! Why are there so many mutants with explosive combat power??! Is there an official slap in the face!)

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Dear friends who eat violent cards, don’t worry, I will write a short story about cookies (／≧ω＼)

And Safi, poof—the reason why Safi’s quantifier is a ball is not to complain about the body shape of the cover, but to upgrade the Safi race according to the Marvel worldview, which is originally a ball. (funny)