[comprehensive] number one player

With Wen Jia Shuangsha's crit artifact, Reaper complained that the brother, who was clearly an ordinary person, won so many bosses by relying on equipment attributes, and at the same time became the main output force with the cooperation of his teammates.After three consecutive critical strikes, Mephisto, who was supposed to have a giant body, was sliced ​​alive into a miniature demon the size of a teddy bear (crossed out).

Seeing the fierce superheroes surrounding them, Mephisto (crossed out) and Meimei (√) hugged her tail pitifully, trembling.jpg.

Meimei: I just want to come to Earth to take refuge QAQ why hit me.

Everyone: You pretend, you pretend!

"Don't hurt Meimei QAQ!!"

"Look at your Meimei's battle damage before you speak!"

"I...QAQ, hit lightly."

I went to hell once, and Tyrael, who was a little out of his mind, was still crying and destroying the atmosphere. It wasn't until Gandalf, who couldn't squeeze into the encirclement, withdrew and hit Tyrael's air head with a stick, that he got it back. The peace of the angels.

The Kama Taj mages who also withdrew from the final siege because of the empty blue held green tea melon seeds and surrounded the crying Tyrell. They really didn't understand why a demon could turn a good angel into a pain The appearance of the heroine.

Gandalf: Are you quite unconscious that you threw him out?You have to take full responsibility for this!

Mages: This... this pot is...

Gu Yi (blackened smile): I lost it, but it seems that I lost it right?

Safi & Heihei: QAQ! ! !We are innocent! !

The rare Mordo patted Gandalf on the shoulder, "Would you like to use your faction to detect spells?"

The players shuddered, and the faction checks were thrown on Tyrell's head one by one.

Chaotic evil? ... Isn't that right?Malthael is a well-known lawful camp.With no way to see Tyrael's status bar, players eventually decided that Tyrael must have been buffed by Chaos.

The players glanced at each other's teammates again. Although the faction is determined based on behavior, the deviation of the faction can also affect the character to a certain extent. This setting is almost a decoration in the oasis, but look at Tyrell's mentally retarded In the end, the players had to sigh with emotion that since ancient times, there have been many chaos and funny comparisons, and there are many ways to teach funny comparisons. The headache is what to do with that demon.

Mephisto: "Awww~~"

Everyone: "Speak human words!"

The red demon stared at his round eyes, retracted his claws, and begged for mercy,'"QAQ! Don't kill me! You can't kill me! Kill me and I will be resurrected! I don't want to go back! I don't want to go back to hell"

Now Chaoying, mutants and players are all confused, although the most confused person is Frija who knows how powerful Mephisto is.Hell is immortal. The king of hell is immortal, but now the king of hell would rather show off his cuteness to survive than go back to his hometown?

Everyone: I have never seen such a cute villain!

Everyone secretly glanced at Fu Lijia again, except your son.

Rocky: Really, yes, thanks, thanks, ah! (angry `Д' angry)!

But regardless of whether it is cute or not, everyone present also knew the immortality of the Lord of Hell from the brief introduction of Gu Yi, the supreme mage who has a good understanding of the dimension of hell. The little cutie who couldn't wait outside finally waited until the end of the battle, and rushed in excitedly riding a fire-breathing dragon.

"Wow! It's over? Where's Doraemon's homework?! He's due tomorrow?"

Everyone who completely forgot about Ultron: ...

Just arrived, the black shadow who was entrusted with the important task of recovering Ultron but found nothing silently took a small step back, hiding himself behind the tall shadow of Colossus,

I haven't heard anyone answer my question for a long time, and the little cutie blinked suspiciously. At this moment, the blank baby ball between the little cutie's straddles flickered.

"Find rare captureable objects."

Little cutie: Wow! (=?Д?=)!

The little cutie who has always had a collection habit immediately took out the red and white baby ball, and threw it in the direction pointed by the system arrow without looking at it.

"It's up to you! Go my baby ball!!"

Murphy-Pokémon-Stowe: Meow Meow Meow? !

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After sending Loki away, although Sol looked like a dead brother, uh...that's right, but Sol quickly returned to his previous nervous and heartless appearance, and first sent Jane to the collection Or take out the ether here, and buy the information of the dark elves on the black market.If he hadn't thrown (abandoned) Jianto (abandoned) immediately...

"Anyway, I'll leave Jane to you! I'll go and track down the whereabouts of the dark elves first!"

Sol hugged Jane and smirked for a while, then suddenly flew away with the hammer of Meow Meow, leaving behind a man and two spirits who were unfamiliar with each other.

One has no money, two does not recognize the way, and the three are confused in the wind by the one person and two spirits who are confused about this interstellar world.

"So what should we do now? Go back to Earth?" Taking out the ether particles, Jane, who was completely ordinary and weak, looked at the two elves for help. I was thrown into the list of never interacting with each other.

Following Sol and Loki all the way to "chasing and killing" the dark elves in the wild star wild ridge, Kael'thas, who had no idea that he would carry the interstellar currency, looked at his oasis gold coins, then at his backpack, and finally Choose to listen to your boyfriend.

"Sirna, what should we do? You said there is a Stark Group here that can reimburse consumption?"

Sylvanas & Jane: I think there should be no Stark Stark...

So the poor and the poor returned to the collector's house.

The collector who was admiring the infinity gems saw everyone hugging the device containing the ether nervously, "You, what are you doing?!"

The shame of the elders of the universe, the collectors of war five dregs looked at the people who had gone and returned in panic. Could it be that the prince of Asgard is going to go back on his word?

Elf: OVO, we are here to exchange money!It is said that you can exchange anything with collection significance!

Collector: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Do you think I'm a pawn shop?

Elf: Yes, yes, yes!

Collector is a very boring old man of the universe, because a long life is really really boring, so in order to pass the time, he has cultivated a hobby for himself—collection addiction, as long as it is novelty stuff, he wants to He is also willing to pay to buy it when he joins his own museum, so he is also taken advantage of by countless mercenaries.

However, it does not mean that he is willing to buy torn pants, rotten tree roots and ordinary hats that are patched with dust (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻!

"No no no! These are not torn pants, rotten tree roots and plain old hats! They are Merlin's pants, Dumbledore's wand and Hogwarts sorting hat!!"

"What's the difference??!"

"The personal items of the greatest mage Merlin during his lifetime! The personal wand of the greatest white wizard Dumbledore! And the most important props for the entrance ceremony of Hogwarts, the largest school of magic. It can determine the life of a little wizard! Don't you Old things that know the goods!"

"What? Haven't heard of it? Don't you know? You ignorant old man! Do you know where we come from? It's not Asgard. The elves in the nine kingdoms have short ears. We are blood from an alien system. Elf family! Guaranteed by the spirit of the great chief of my tribe, these are rare treasures! This universe is the only one! Balabala... ([-] words omitted)"

If it is necessary to add the skill level to the mouth, Thunderbolt is a small achievement of level three, and Cirvanas with full firepower is a full level ten. The bluffers were stunned for a moment, and finally got a small spaceship common in the Milky Way and a large number of Galaxy coins.

On the self-flying spaceship, Jane looked at the two spirits who were seriously studying the manual operation interface of the spaceship, "Well..., it doesn't matter if you sold such a precious thing? Especially the close-fitting vest of Master Merlin, which is also enchanted Magic, it sounds like a good thing to save your life."

Sylvanas: Actually, I still have Merlin's stinky socks, Merlin's razor, Merlin's wig, and Merlin's fat...

"Uh, in fact, we can often get these rewards (props) through the (daily) missions in the oasis, so it doesn't matter hahahaha..." Cirvanas turned his head and laughed, he didn't want to complain at all about the reputation of the HP map. There are so many tricks in daily life, such as helping to wash the pants of Master Merlin ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ.

"Xi, Hilna..." Kael'thas patted his boyfriend's shoulder with a terrified voice. Because he cheated the collector of a large sum of money to add a spaceship, the guilty two panicked and chose one at random. The wormhole ran away, but the other side of the wormhole was such a scene of dead bodies.

It was supposed to be a beautiful and technological planet that has been extinguished at this time, and the blood rekindled by the flames of war illuminates this wormhole not far from the planet. The corpses of various alien races are floating in the vacuum of space. Under the unobstructed cosmic rays, some lives that survived by chance gradually lose their vitality.

"Ohmygod!" Unprepared to see such a tragic scene from the window, Jane grabbed her hair in panic, and Kael'thas, who was also frightened, had red eyes.

[Forced Calmness] (Undead Passive)

[Aura of Indifference] (Undead Passive)

Under the double buff, Cirvanas was much calmer than the two ladies. He picked up a coat and covered Jane's head to hide the tragic scene, and buried his girlfriend's head in his chest After some comfort, Cirvanas activated the weapon and radar system of the spaceship, and began to guard the surroundings.

"This is Xandar, please help."

"This is the planet Xandar, please rescue the nearby fleet."

Not far from the spaceship, there are still many lives surviving in some space junk or survival capsules. Cirvanas, who should have had a slight urge to save people, stretched out his finger on the rescue button, but withdrew his hand after blinking. , completely ignoring the constant distress call from the spaceship radio, are you kidding?A planet that has just been shattered by fire and a battlefield that still smells of artillery fire, go out to rescue?The enemy is not far away yet ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Familiar with operating the spaceship to advance through the ruins, Cirvanas found a familiar figure in a huge building wreckage.

This is... Kerrigan's Zergling?

After repeatedly confirming that the spaceship's radar hadn't detected any enemy traces for the time being, Cirvanas carefully approached the Zergling, opened the rear cabin and picked up the Zergling.

Kael'thas, who had calmed down his mood, took out his golden staff, with a small fireball spinning in his hand, ready to fight at any time. After sending Jane into the relatively safe rescue cabin of the spaceship, he followed Cirvanas into it. the rear compartment.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!" (Zerg language: I was attacked, my master died, and I still can't contact the queen! Chirp chirp)

Unexpectedly, the elf, who had never expected the Zergling to be alive, was taken aback. Amidst an incomprehensible chirp chirp, Kael'thas drew out the skill table and clicked a level on the gray Zerg language.

After a while, the elf had to be serious while he was relieved.

Kerrigan is fine, there is only one Zergling for the time being, but the murderer's target is the Infinity Gem, and the Zergling, which was kept as a pet by Nova Commander, is talking about the setting of the Infinity Gem, and he will completely incapacitate the Infinity Gem in his stomach. Turned into a power gem that Yoneda pulled out, expressing strong condemnation.

Ignoring the crying bugs, the elves glanced at each other and remembered the domestic violence (crossed out) Battle of New York (√) that players on earth participated in for the first time.

"How to do?"

Kael'thas was a little at a loss.

"Back to Earth."

What if the murderer is eyeing the earth? Although the world has changed, Sylvanas is still full of affection for the earth here. After all, he still wants to eat fried scallops with foie gras and French maple syrup toast , French Cauliflower Soup, French Potato Stew, Flame Crepes, Creamy Lobster Soup, Thai Fried Seafood Cake, Fried Chicken Cake, Assorted Omelets, Thai Roast Chicken, Indonesian Fried Rice, Pineapple Jumbo Rice, Fried Steak, Fried Pork Chops, Wasabi Lamb beef, grilled steak, lamb chops grilled with red wine, cheeseburger, salmon steak with lemon and honey.

And he has not eaten steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken with white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, canned pheasant, canned quail, stewed assorted pieces, stewed goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, whitebait, steamed hash Ant, stewed shredded duck, stewed duck waist, stewed duck strips, shredded duck, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised rice field eel, catfish in black bean sauce, pot roasted carp, rotten soft-shelled turtle, fried carp, fried couple Shrimp, soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages, stewed jackdaws, sesame butter rolls, fried fresh mushrooms, fried dried fish, fried fish maw, fried fish fillets, fried pork slices in vinegar, braised three delicacies , stewed white mushrooms, stewed pigeon eggs, fried silver shreds, stewed eel, fried white shrimp, soy green clams, fried noodle fish, fried bamboo shoots, hibiscus jelly, fried shrimps, braised shrimps, braised kidney flowers, braised sea cucumbers, fried Tendons, fried sea cucumbers, fried cabbage, fried fungus, fried liver tips, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried poultry, fried juice, fried pork ribs and other Chinese dishes.

Please be considerate of a foodie who has become an undead and can't eat anything!Before Cirvanas can eat, no matter what happens to the earth, nothing will happen!

go home!Hold the ball!

"boom--"

Cirvanas, who was driving the spaceship to jump into the wormhole, staggered, only to see a huge spaceship directly hit the side of his small spaceship, opening a hole in the wall of the spaceship.

Cirvanas propped up her body with one hand and jumped to the breach of the spaceship, blocking the bewildered Kael'thas.

"I am Thanos, hand over the power gem."

A huge purple figure appeared at the other end of the hole with a small follower.

Feeling the powerful pressure, Kael'thas replaced the fireball in his hand with a Pyroblast, and stared at the purple figure silently with Cirvanas.

Purple skin, bald head, wide chin, bad metal vest, murderer, identified.

After confirming that the purple bald man who claimed to be Thanos was a terrorist who might threaten the earth, Cirvanas put away his longbow and transformed into a banshee, ready to fight each other.

"Wait! Are you the one who died?" Seeing Cirvanas' transformation, Thanos stopped in his tracks, and the family of Death, one of the five creation gods, had to show some face.And the Ebony Throat also hinted that the male elf behind has a powerful magic power that cannot be lost to him.

die?Cirvanas was stunned for a moment, completely unaware that the undead of the five great gods observed the enemy's face, uh... the purple one can't be seen, anyway, is it a big flag?

Just do it, Cirvanas put on a posture that the king sent me to patrol the mountain, and asked Thanos confidently, "Are you going to interrupt the death harvest?"

Thanos, who didn't have a single gem on his body, and the soul gem he had obtained was also cheated by Loki, was a little scared. It is true that a large number of deaths will attract death, and he does not want to deal with the five gods until the completion of his plan.

"I just want gems." Give me and I'll go!If you don't give it, you will grab it!

Cirvanas, who heard the meaning of Thanos, thought for a second, nodded and replied: "Okay!"

Be upright!The Pyroblast technique in Kael'thas' hands almost caught him in fright.

Kael'thas: What? ? !Shouldn't you be violent and uncooperative?

The extremely calm Cirvanas: I can't beat it!Didn't you see that the other party didn't back down after I raised the banner?It's just a gem anyway!Isn't there a few more?It's important to save your life and go home, I love you!

Hearing that the dead relatives agreed to hand over the gemstone, Ebony Maw, who was the adjutant, also heaved a sigh of relief.

Just when everyone's eyes were focused on the Zergling with a gleaming belly, the pitiful, weak, innocent and helpless black and fat Zergling who accidentally swallowed the Power Gem and was raised by Commander Nova cried. Thinking of the queen's friends being so unyielding, oh QAQ!I said I couldn't pull it out!

"Hey, I know the Zerg can spit out what they eat. Give the gem to that purple potato, and we can go."

Although I don't know what purple potato means, but for the sake of the power gem, Thanos folded his arms and looked at the insect who looked like the opponent when he took one step and three times.

After dawdling, the crying Zergling finally walked in front of Thanos.

Springtail: Wow! ! ! QAQ, goodbye my stomach stones!My little Shishi!

"Ugh——"

A burst of Zerg green gastric juice sprayed Thanos' face with a purple Power Gem.

The author has something to say: As mentioned in the opening chapter, players will gradually be affected by the characteristics of the race, such as the black flame breath, Tyrell's auditory hallucinations (actually the prayers of believers), Sylvanas' perception of life indifference and so on.Before he knew it, Cirvanas was basically indifferent except for being interested in familiar people.

At this time, Thanos is still set in the movie, collecting infinite gems in order to eliminate half of the population, but there are still five gods in the comics.

(Death is death. Not Death, not Hela.)