[comprehensive] number one player

Let’s talk about the battle situation in Sokovia, under the power of Magneto, it directly entered the state of stagnation, uh... why, isn’t Gan Laowan’s magnetic field control a range control skill~

In an open space more than ten kilometers away from Sokovia City, the mutants who stayed behind wisely parked the plane early and removed all metal objects on their bodies, even changing the pants with metal buttons. elastic band.

The mutants who experienced the age of apocalypse decades ago passed on their experience to the next generation completely. Thinking that the young Shark Wan could plow the earth again, if he didn’t want to lose his pants during the battle (mark Dropped) The dentures flew (crossed out) and the whole body was covered with metal and was dragged away (especially Wolverine), everyone should put on the elastic band sportswear honestly!It’s also yellow and black~ (Note [-])

On the battlefield where the fighting was originally fierce, the sudden stop of the fighting made both sides embarrassing.

In the base of the Presidential Palace, Ultron and his robot army crashed directly, and were neatly pinned to the ground like pot stickers, motionless.And our players...

Captain America was picking his shield, his main body (crossed out) weapon (√) star shield was sucked upside down on the metal floor of the base, and he couldn't pick it up.

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Everyone: It's a worldwide problem

As for 76, it was even more miserable. The metal equipment all over his body firmly pressed him to the ground, not to mention, because the tactical goggles and visor on his face were all made of metal. I can't even lift it up.

Zemo and others who can act after throwing away their guns and belts: Sorry, but I really want to post an emoji, 23333.jpg

The Iron Man Nini next to the captain also fell into an embarrassing situation.

Tony: I can't move!what to do!Jarvis!I think I have a little urgency! !

Jarvis: ...

Where is Hawkeye?He squatted in front of the slightly deformed bow due to the magnetic force, humming.

Fat Chirp: My wife QAQ!It's bent!bent

Audience: Why does it sound so ambiguous?

What about Hulk?Who the hell knows where he went?Anyway, he wears elastic bands, so Hulk won't be exposed~

After throwing away the widow's sting decisively, the black widow took off her boots with metal soles, and replaced herself with a pair of shoes that did not fit well, pulled from the feet of Hydra soldiers, and looked at the foolish revenge with a headache. those.

The Avengers who lost their bodies really lost their combat effectiveness and IQ!The only normal person in the Avengers, the Black Widow, had a headache.

The defense system and communication of the base kept flickering due to magnetic interference. The Black Widow punched the foolish Hawkeye, told Tony to stay behind and don’t move around, dragged the captain who lost his body shield as if he had lost his life, and continued to sneak in. .

It is not appropriate to say that it is sneaking in, because almost all the Hydra soldiers in the entire base rushed to the street, and the robot army responsible for blocking them also lost their combat effectiveness. advance.

Zemo and others also had to give up the immobile 76, picked up the baseball bats, bricks and other weapons looted from the Hydra dormitory, and carefully marched towards the depths of the empty base.

After the crowd gradually penetrated, the corpses of Hydra soldiers who fell on the ground began to shrink one after another, as if invisible vampires had sucked the blood from these corpses. The bloody battlefield seemed to have lost all blood, leaving only horror mummy.

The left-behind Tony, who witnessed all this, uttered a horrified cry, but the voice and body completely locked in the battle suit could not move at all, and even the voice could only be vague.

At the other end, 76, who also witnessed the process of mummification of the corpse around him, vomited decisively _(:3」∠?)_, in exchange for the attention of Zemo and others who had not gone far, and the soldiers who were frightened by the strange phenomenon Withdrew back to the original spot, and finally remembered to turn over for benefactor 76, from the five bodies to the ground, turned into a salted fish looking at the sky.

"Ahem, ahem, I personally suggest burning all these corpses, or even smashing their heads." Zemo asked Zemo to take off his visor, and 76 hurriedly reminded him while heaved a sigh of relief.

Although the process is wrong, who knows which version of zombie this is!

On the middle road, what is more miserable than 76 and Iron Man is the Thunderbolt covered in metal. Why not mention the Wolverine on the periphery?Isn't that Uncle Wolf already used to being sucked and unable to move, or being thrown around by Lao Wan? ╮(￣▽￣)╭

With great difficulty, he got his two arms and one leg back. Seeing that the thunder boy, who was about to play soon, fell down like a salted fish in the middle of the ruins, he twisted his neck with all his strength, and finally put his mask on. Wipe off, Lei Dian decisively shouted up to the sky.

"Help!!!!"

"SOS!!!"

Not far away, Qin kicked away the god of death who was also stuck on the ground, pouted and stared vigilantly at the ghost rider who seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. The burning hellfire seemed to use magic to block and attract the evil spirits. The spirit knight can still swing the iron chain freely and freely, while Qin is fortunate that she is not wearing a steel ring today, while coping with the opponent's attack.

Qin: I don't have time to help you idiots!Good luck to you!

╮(￣▽￣)╭Since Qin has followed Hella for a while, it seems that she has started some incredible mode~

Not far from the ruins of Zhonglu Avenue, Little Wanda found out that her brother was just in a coma and nothing serious, so she bandaged the wound for Uncle Smokey Casillas, and then obediently squatted next to the sleeping Kuaiyin , Waiting for my brother to wake up, until I heard a familiar voice calling for help.

Little Wanda lay on the guardrail and took a peek at the battle situation in the distance, but the place where the cries for help came from was still safe. After struggling for a while, the silver-haired man who chopped up his brother and saved him was not too annoying, so Do you want to save?

Hmm... let's save it.

Little Wanda patted his clothes, picked up his brother like a sack, weighed his weight, and felt that he had gained a lot of strength after being transformed, which is great!She couldn't handle her brother before~

Little Kuaiyin: Help, help...

Casillas, who was still awake but unable to move, tilted his head to look at the boy whose head was being dragged to the ground by his sister, and silently sent a word of condolence in his heart.

Dragging her elder brother (crossed out) and carrying her elder brother (yes), Little Wanda sneaked to the edge of the middle battlefield. In Little Wanda's impression, although it was abominable, the handsome silver-haired man in armor was slumped on the ground On the ground, although his face was expressionless and serious, his mouth was crying for help with a lot of emotion.

Wearing a linen -made red dress, Xiawanda, who had no metal GET at all, couldn't help but laughed out the sound of pigs: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Thunderbolt with salty fish paralysis: ..., what can I do, the facial paralysis attribute that comes with my body, I am also very desperate! (╥ω╥`)

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In the vast universe, the Lonely Island spaceship whose outer shell was painted by the Yinhe Dazzling Dance Troupe is sailing at a leisurely pace.

Kerrigan’s imitation Lonely Island has 30.00% of the functions of the original Cradle of Life, which is embodied in the preservation of items and the greenhouse for growing vegetables and fruits. Otherwise, how did the melons gnawed in the Battle of Ego come from ╮( ￣▽￣)╭.

The Lonely Island spacecraft is a medium-sized spacecraft in the oasis, which is much more spacious than the original Milano. The only "flaw" is that there is no pilot position for fully automatic flight, which makes the star-lord and rockets who love sailing boats a bit boring.But in the already empty universe, there are not so many meteorite groups to sail the boat ╮(￣▽￣)╭.

Without the source of fatigued driving, the entertainment room has become the most frequent place for everyone in the Ga Dance Troupe.

"Eight barrels."

"Two."

"fifty thousand."

"Ahahahahahaha, what a fool!"

Uh, maybe it’s more appropriate to call it a chess and card room. After Kerrigan made a set of mahjong with the shells shed from the Zerg, rubbing mahjong has become a must-have item for everyone to pass the time every day. The little mechanical expert Rocket even made an automatic mahjong machine.

Can Kerrigan, who spread the Chinese quintessence (crossed out) poison (√) to the Milky Way, be a little self-conscious?

Kerrigan just bearded: no

In the center of the chess and card room, Kerrigan, Star-Lord, Destroyer, and Rocket continue to play around the automatic table. Gamora is wearing a nightdress and wearing a mask, adjusting the AI ​​​​setting the flight route.

Seriously injured, Yondu lay in the treatment cabin for three days. During this period, news came that his flagship had a mutiny. As soon as he recovered from his injuries, Yondu couldn't wait to get off the spaceship. Jue cried with his head in his arms, "He is your dad but not your dad".Because the author is too lazy to write the original plot, this crying scene that made Xingjue feel ashamed will not be described in detail, lest Xingjue will rush to find Yondu to settle (spoil) the account (jiao) in anger.

Star Lord: Hello!Am I that kind of person! (╬￣?Dish￣?╬)

Everyone: Don't cry if you have the ability!I still have the photos!

In this way, during the Ego Star Wars, Star-Lord mistakenly thought that the dark history of Yongdu's death remained in the spacecraft's database forever, and was brought out for public execution from time to time.Putting Yondu on a commercial planet, Gamora mysteriously said that he would lead everyone to a remote planet, and there is something important, and he needs to tell everyone when he goes there.

For the sake of the confidentiality of the route, Gamora even avoided all the fixed wormholes and moved forward at a warp speed throughout.

If it is on an old spacecraft, everyone will definitely not be able to sit still. The upper limit of the spacecraft’s power is limited. A lonely island with fields, melons and mahjong...

The impatient Rocket said: It's okay, I can play two more rounds!

In addition to the replacement of the spacecraft, the Guardians of the Galaxy also added two members, one is Ronan who is still nervous and thinks he will be eaten.Ronan thought that his vest was only exposed after the Eggstar War, but he didn't know that he was known by the Star Daily on the second day after he was rescued on board.

"Reveal!Xandar Prisoner of War offer! "

"Shock!Kerry Star God of War is actually only worth this price! "

"The Cree will be silent after watching it, and the Nova Corps will cry after reading it!" "

"Kri star diplomat actually replied to Xandar star like this!" "

"Ronan the Accuser ended up like this!" "

"Reveal!Xandar Prisoner of War offer! "

Still headlines ╮(￣▽￣)╭

The only one in the team who had a grudge against Ronan was the Destroyer, but later the Destroyer said that he had misunderstood the wrong person. The blue-skinned villains include not only Ronan but also Thanos! (Note [-])

Before Xingjue met his own father, Destroyer handed Ronan a potato to apologize, of course the stupid Ronan didn't get it at all.

Ronan: Who got it!And what the hell are these headlines! ! (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻, do I want to lose face? (raise hammer)

Kerrigan: Save face?

Ronan (second counseling): I..., I don't want QUQ anymore!

In addition to Ronan, another new teammate is the little praying mantis who rowed to the baby camp with Groot. After the Zerg army ate up Yi Gexin, it was spit out by a dyspepsia beast. Kai was scared on the spot. Regan thought the Zerg could have male males.

Wait, is there something wrong with the sexuality of this ultralisk?

Of course, according to the slow reaction of the Thunder Beast, the alien with tentacles on its head was a creature on Ego, and it was swallowed by it accidentally.The homeless little loli followed the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Ronan, the nanny with Groot on her head, holding a little loli in her hand and wearing an apron, expressed dissatisfaction.

Kerrigan: Huh?

Ronan (second counsel): I will cook, farm, wash clothes, wash dishes QUQ

Kerrigan: Be good

The author has something to say: Note [-]: The yellow and black sportswear in the article refers to Bruce Lee's suit, "Ah~~~~~~~", does it have a unique sense of picture (/≧ω＼).In the comics, the X-Men's suits are also yellow and black.

Note [-]: When Thanos first appeared in the easter egg, it was obviously blue, but later it faded to purple (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻!There is also about Ronan, that is, the cheeky fan of Luo Nanlu played by Peipei, and the information is also written as an anti-hero, so the article is not considered whitewashing (/≧ω＼).I think it's similar to Lao Wan, a hero to the mutants (Kree) and a villain to everyone else.

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I was wrong, this chapter has been in the draft box for three days, I thought the chapter was sent out, OTZ...