[comprehensive] number one player

"Kerrigan, 27 years old, from Planting Flowers, just started working in the United States last month. She is female and likes females. Well... if you are good at it, you probably only have to settle accounts. I am currently working as an accountant."

"Lei, Lei Dian, 17 years old, still in school..., good at... good at... good at mathematics."

"Tyrell, 22 years old, doesn't look like it? My character is just a piece of air. Where's the face, the voice? My natural bass? Gender male like female, nothing good at it, working as a truck driver, driving fives highway."

"Devil Heihei, 46 years old, a chef, owns his own restaurant in Columbia City. He doesn't believe in religion. Don't mention religion to me. He is good at cooking and raising daughters. Don't look at me as ugly, I am very gentle!"

Accompanied by the electric wind blowing the background sound of drying Hello Kitty, a group of players expressed their dislike for the devil face with ferocity written on its face, which can frighten passers-by without going out at night.

Devil Heihei: ...

Avatar patted the demon's black shoulder, and sighed helplessly: "I used to think that my blue skin was tough enough, they could at least go out and wander around with a hood on. But seeing you, I think I can still save you." , there are still a few blue-skinned mutants."

"Shut up, you!" The devil glared at Avatar blackly, can this unlucky kid forget about it! !

I don't know if it's because of time travel, but the passive aura of some races, good or bad, is gradually reflected in the players.

The good side is Avatar’s ability to communicate with plants. At present, this talker has become familiar with the green plants in the entire hotel, and has received a lot of gossip. For example, the old man on the 60th floor hired four models last night. , A young white-collar worker on the 48th floor was caught by his wife, a group of students were having a party on the 26th floor, one of them could spin silk, and so on.

But there are always more disadvantages, such as Sylvanas' undead features, the three-color ball above Kael'thas's head, Tyrell's frequent auditory hallucinations, and the most serious thing is that the demon Heihei's body is getting heavier and heavier. The smell of sulfur and the occasional fire breath.

Combined with his original demon skin, he looks more and more like a Barlow. Players sigh deeply for the food scorched by the flame breath.

Enduring until the next day, the players still sent Safi and Gandalf out to inspect (shopping).

Although the magical props of Doraemon were copied on the first floor, they were not copied to the kitchen. Half of the food in the suite was eaten, and the other half was accidentally burned by the chef demon Hei Hei. The temporary base of the players ran out of ammunition and food.

Undertaking the task of purchasing, Safi and Gandalf, who put on fashions that fit the characteristics of the era, both went out. Thanks to Safi, who loves dress-up games, he has a large number of non-attribute fashions. I don’t know if it’s a problem of time travel or The problem with the oasis is that players can only change the inherent skin, and if they don’t want to run naked, they can only go to the streets wearing a complete set of equipment.And the skins of most players cannot go to the street_(:з」∠)_. (unless you want to attract crowds)

As for why the two of them were responsible for purchasing?Especially the appearance of Gandalf's white beard!

There is no way, only the two of them look like normal people, the news headlines in the past two days are all about the mutant registration bill, non-humanoid players don't want to take to the streets, it's troublesome to cause panic.

The two, who thought that they would not cause any panic, were walking leisurely on the streets of Manhattan. They didn't know that a group of people were going crazy in panic through the government's ubiquitous surveillance system.

"Magneto!!!! Magneto!!! He's in Manhattan!!!"

"Superior alert!!!"

"Hurry up and find the light... No, Professor X!!!"

All the letter departments of US imperialism have exploded: Yaoshou! ! !Lao Wan, the scene person, is out to make trouble again!

Years ago Magneto smashed the Statue of Liberty and escaped after being defeated by the X-men. The government's army couldn't stop him in a metal-filled city. The nightmare in the hearts of officials, as for why these officials are afraid of Magneto's revenge?Then there is only hehe.

At the same time, General Stryker, who has been paying attention to the field of mutants, also received news that Magneto is difficult to deal with, but the nervous and excited silver-haired young man walking beside Magneto is not necessarily.

Stryker analyzed secretly in his heart, and at the same time waved his hand to recruit his subordinates. His experiment still needs more experimental products.

At SHIELD Headquarters, Nick Fury, who is preparing to build the Avengers, looks gloomyly at Magneto blatantly walking on the streets of New York. He doesn't even use magnetic interference to monitor. This is a demonstration!

Well aware of Magneto's temper, Nick threw away the information in his hand, what kind of mutant registration law are those idiots doing!Don't you think the world is not chaotic enough?Contacted Coulson in Mexico State.

"Forget about that hammer, leave it to someone else, you and Hawkeye... No, Hawkeye stays there, Magneto appears in Manhattan..."

The two players who purchased at Wal-Mart had no idea that they were simply going out to purchase, and were misunderstood by many parties. They were happily walking around Wal-Mart pushing their trolleys.

"Safie, we only have the gold coins in the game, how will we pay later?" Gandalf looked at the four carts filled with all kinds of items, and asked a little guilty.

Currency issues were discussed this morning, neither Oasis gold coins nor banknotes from 2050 can be used here.

"Don't worry, Sombra took over the bank with his hacking skills, and gave each of us a black card." Safi gave Gandalf a look you know, and moved all the snacks on the shelf into the shopping mall. car.

"Isn't that bad?" Gandalf stood aside and didn't do anything. He has been a teacher all his life and has never done anything illegal, stealing a credit card?Fruits, oats, corn and other natural foods will be invaluable in 2050 when food production is reduced, but Safi takes them in big bags.

"We will pay back when we have money. Currently only the two of us can go out in the team. You, Gandalf, can't find a job, right? No one dares to hire you at your age." Safi repeated Tall biscuit boxes were loaded into the trolley.

"Okay," Gandalf raised his forehead. He is only 53 years old, and he is still many years away from retirement, but there are still a dozen people waiting to eat on the 61st floor. Besides, with so many of them, there must be a way to make money in the future. ? ……perhaps?

Thinking of his teammates who were of different races and different races, Mr. Gandalf was suddenly full of anxiety about the days after the crossing.

When the two finally decided to pay the bill, there were already more than a dozen trolleys. Gandalf looked around, and while no one was paying attention, he secretly used the hand of a mage to push a dozen of trolleys in a long line instead of himself. .

The staff of Alphabet Bureau and Stryker who watched this scene through the supermarket monitor.

Ahhhhh! ! !Magneto is going to do something! !

The two turned into the alley with their packed things, and packed them with the [reduced tablecloth] given by Doraemon.There are two big eaters, the devil Heihei and Avatar, so many things can't be moved without some magical props.

The two people in light suits turned out from the alley empty-handed. Gandalf was a little uncomfortable wearing Safi's fashion (too fancy), and decided to go to the street to buy a set of clothes for himself. Safi turned to a more prosperous street. I saw a lot of handsome male actors ♂♂♂ during the information, and Safi was going to buy a movie to relax.

Monitor the Alphabet Bureau on the other end: LOTS OF FOOD!There are responders in the alley, and there are no cameras in the damn alley?follow them!There must be a Brotherhood stronghold nearby!

That silver-haired mutant hits the streets!Attention all departments!He went downtown! !etc!Who told you to really follow?This is the fucking city!What about the media?you come back! ! !Remote standby! ! !Long distance tracking!

Gandalf bought himself a classic American-style casual suit, and went to the barber shop to trim a beard.Estimated that some teammates can go out without wearing equipment when streaking, so I bought a few sets of large hoodies, swiped the credit card, and took a leisurely roundabout hotel with large bags of clothes and food wrapped in tablecloths. The agents of Alphabet Bureau, who had been remotely tracked by the equipment for a day, secretly wiped off their sweat. It seems that Magneto has no desire to cause trouble today.Also, the xx hotel may have a fraternity stronghold, write it down.

Safi on the other end continued to roam the streets. His handsome appearance attracted the attention of many passers-by. ... a little girl.

Safi: Although I’m wearing a Safi shell, I’m really a girl_(:з」∠)_

After receiving the possible address of the Brotherhood branch, Stryker, who was stuck in a bottleneck due to successive failures in experiments, couldn't stand it anymore. The newly invented mutant sonic weapon is very useful, and there are other mutants Potions whose abilities temporarily expire, many powerful mutants are caught without a fight. As long as the sonic weapon is turned on before Magneto activates the ability, or a potion is shot, a Magneto can be captured alive!There must be more high-quality mutants in the brotherhood branch that can be looked after by Magneto himself.

Stryker was delighted to think about this daring (unusual) grand (ideal) plan, and after confirming that 'Magneto' had entered the 'Mutant Brotherhood Branch', he decisively ordered A team of heavily armed soldiers was sent to attack Huanglong, and at the same time another team quietly crossed the default warning line of the Alphabet Bureau and approached Safi who was wandering alone.

Alphabet Bureau (seeing two operations through surveillance): Which fucking stupid department is trying to scare the snake away!Is Magneto that easy to deal with? !And that silver-haired mutant with unknown abilities! !Unknown ability!What if the urban area is bombed!

This Gandalf returned with a full load, and the demon Hei Hei took over the task of the chef, resisting the urge to breathe fire, and cooked a large table of Middle Eastern-style delicacies without burnt smell. Of course, most of the delicacies were still in Hei Hei. Darken your stomach.Because Safi bought the cream, the demon Hei Hei made a beautiful mousse cake for the children, and he said that he has a daughter who loves cakes at the same age as Little Cutie.

The players had just started enjoying desserts, but they suddenly received a call for help from Thunder.

The author has something to say: ps: Use the old version of the fork man, except for Mr. Ian's actor stalk, the main reason is that players are afraid of holding Cyclops' thigh.

Player a: Parsifal! !

Player b: ah ah ah ah!Idol!

Player c: number one player! !

Player d: Is there a big missing leg pendant? !

Player e: Sign it! ! !

Player xn: Excited

Cyclops (Apocalypse Version): ? ! ! ! what the fxxk? !

(Actually, it's still an actor)

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Although the stupid author is a villain, but the main thing is to look at the face (Zhuge Liang.jpg), Jishen Saye Kaizi is like (face) this (value) beautiful (plug) is good (high), so the anti (ugly) faction (forced) Stryker was mercilessly demoted by me.

Anti (Yan) Faction (Dog) Alliance: Stryker, quit the group!

[Strike has been invited out of the group by the administrator]

[Strike applied to join the group, the reason for the application: I have to give me a reason to withdraw, right? ]

[Administrator has rejected the request, reason for rejection: ugly rejection]

Alphabet Bureau: The collective name for departments such as FBI, CIA, SHIELD, etc. They always like to use various letters to abbreviate various departments.