[comprehensive] number one player

Secretly stuffing an opened teleportation scroll to the "fallen" Loki, Kael'thas, who is also a playful upper body, grabbed Sol by the shoulder.

"Go! It's too late if you don't go!!" (Sad ing)

"No!! He is my brother! I want to take him back to Asgard!"

Loki playing dead: Don't! !

Kael'thas flirted with his boyfriend, and Cirvanas also came to help, pulling Thor away from the teleportation range. Immediately after the teleportation scroll finished reading, Loki's "corpse" was in Sol's sad place. His eyes turned into blue stars.

"what--"

The "strong" Ding Sledgehammer launched a big move, and the poor mobs around him who were frozen by the severe cold and shocked by the electric shock fell down, but Sol's eyes became even more sad.

No?How could it not?Loki's body can't escape very far, unless... that's true...

Ding Dahammer: QAQ! ! !My brother is really gone! ! !

For the stupid ex-boyfriend Saul, Jane covered her face with a headache, couldn't she feel such obvious transmission fluctuations?

(Only you who are possessed by ether can feel it!)

Seeing Jane covering her face "uncomfortably", Sol turned his head in surprise Σ(?д?;)! !I forgot there was ether too!Hurry up and get the ether out of Jian's body!

"Jane!! What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Two spirits: Hello!Is it too fast to turn around and forget?Where is your brother?Not sad anymore? ? !

The next development was that the sledgehammer broke through the encirclement alone, while Cirvanas, who was wandering to make up the knife, set his sights on his girlfriend, so enthusiastic?Sending swords and scrolls again?

Kael'thas smiled while holding the golden rod, and returned a look that you know, how could I do business at a loss ╮(￣▽￣)╭～

A certain floor of the Avengers Building.

A green and gold figure suddenly appeared and hit the dining table full of food. If you look carefully, you will find that the dining table exists only to cover a large human-shaped pit on the ground.

Presumably, Loki must have a deep understanding of this pitfall. (literal experience)

Hela who was sitting at the dining table drinking pre-dinner soup: ...

Hela looked at Fulijia Mama faintly, "This is my younger brother who has the same color scheme and is still a good one?"

Frigga: ...

"Xiaoji and Hammer have been together for too long, it must be Odin's fault."

Odin: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Everything is my fault.

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Ego Star

Kerrigan secretly dragged away Star-Lord who was having fun with his father and was reluctant to leave, but encountered trouble when boarding the ship.

Uh, the trouble is not poor Ronan, when the Yinhe Xuan dance troupe disembarked from the spaceship and lived in the palace, they forgot to leave food for him. At this time, he was locked in the spaceship crying, and his stomach was screaming with hunger.

"Fridge QAQ! Open the door!"

"Permission denied."

"I'm starving to death QAQ!"

"Permission denied."

“&#[email protected]…”

"You do not have permission to open the refrigerator door."

"..."

To some extent, Kerrigan's smart (smart) smart (handicap) anti-theft system is really useful ╮(￣▽￣)╭

100 meters away from the spaceship, Yi Ge stopped the hurried crowd.

"Where are you taking my son?"

Seeing Egg's appearance of worrying about his son standing on a moral high ground, Kerrigan frowned disgustingly, especially Star-Lord, who didn't know the truth, also wanted to bypass Kerrigan and walk towards the place he just recognized in disapproval. dear father.

"Hold your feet!!!"

Accompanied by the roar of a familiar voice.A small raider-style spaceship staggered down and crashed into Silver Guardian's spaceship, and a blue-skinned figure jumped out of the hatch.

"Courage?"

Xing-jue stopped in his tracks. Although his father was his own father, he had just met him after all. Under the reminder of his teammates and Yondu who had been with him for decades, Xing-jue still instinctively noticed that something was wrong with Yi Ge.

Seeing that the situation was not so easy to solve, Ego saw Yondu turn his face impatiently, and Yondu had caused him a lot of trouble in the galaxy all these years.

The huge power of the planet erupted, and amidst the earthquake where everyone couldn't stand still, Yi Ge levitated with white light all over his body.

"It's just a sinner who kidnapped my child!"

"Do not!!!"

The spikes protruding from the ground pierced through the unsuspecting Yondu's chest from behind. Yondu froze for a moment, grabbed the bloody spikes on his chest, and smiled reluctantly at Xingjue whose eyes were tearing apart.

"Don't believe it, he killed your mother."

He tilted his head and didn't move.

"Yondu!!!!", the angry Star-Lord roared and turned to the floating Egg, "You killed my mother??!!!"

Next is the opening time of Xingjue, just omit it.

(Xingjue: ??! Why did I omit it when it was my turn to pretend?)

Egg also didn't expect that just a lowly female creature could make his half-breed son of the Celestial Race against him.Especially the woman of Kerrigan, or female bug, compared with the weak attacks of other lower creatures, every attack of her brings a sense of crisis to herself.

Holding a potential crisis is also a crisis, and Ego, who pays more attention to Kerrigan, also turned his finger on the Queen of Blades who was dodging from left to right.

Kerrigan: If nnnd my mother had a Xel'naga skin (divine skin), I would have fucked you to death!

Not far away, the hanging "corpse" of Yondu moved.

Yondu: It hurts, how long have I been dizzy?Can you stop fighting?I think I can still save it... (Note [-])

In the spaceship, the refrigerator was finally hit by Yondu's spaceship, and Ronan, who finally took out a can and started to eat, was gnawing happily, when suddenly a stone fell from the sky and smashed the remaining can.

Ronan:  …

The blue-skinned Cree was furious. He looked at the empty can and the smashed refrigerator can, and then at Egg who was floating in the air and throwing stones at everyone.

(angry `Д' angry)! ! !The hatred of eating!I will remember it for seven lifetimes!

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Sokovia

The Hydra research base under the Presidential Palace.

The soldier in charge of the monitoring room anxiously rang the communication link to Baron Sterak.

"Sir! Captain America is calling!"

Baron Sterak, lying in another base on the outskirts of Mexico City in America, clicked on the screen, and saw Captain America in blue, white and red uniform throwing his body shield (crossed out) and his iconic star shield, followed by The most famous is the Avengers crowd.

"Hmph, I knew they would come, so I just killed them in one go."

Unlike Ultron, which destroyed the world, Sterak left behind in the core operation, such as making Sokovia float, but it fell before it floated high enough to destroy the world, mainly for the sake of getting in the way The Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., does he know that Phil Coulson, the apparent director of S.H.I.E.L.D., is directing the battle on the blockade, and Nick Fury, who is suspended animation, must be nearby.

As for being trapped near Sokovia, Hydra soldiers who don't know the truth and crossbones, those losses are not within the scope of Baron Sterak's consideration, all for the cause of Hydra, long live the claws!

Estimating that the time was almost up, Baron Strucker ordered the soldiers in the base of the Sokovia Presidential Palace to intercept the Avengers and fight for time to activate the core, but just turned off the communication, and the sound of the beep sounded again.

"what's up?"

"S.sir... there are two Captain America, no, Captain America and Hawkeye are combined..."

Impatiently turning on the surveillance, Baron Strucker yelled at the armed army attacking the other side of the presidential palace base.

Where did these hundreds of people come from?No, it seems to be Sokovia's military uniform, but where did the guns in their hands that don't look like earth science and technology come from?Hundreds of them? !And the one who takes the lead... (▼皮▼#) looks so much like Captain America.

Uh, the Captain America No. 76 that was complained about is our Soldier [-]. There is no way to say that the equipment color matching is too similar and they are all blondes ╮(￣▽￣)╭.

76: I won’t say that on the streets of New York, I was called captain by a lame kid, and there are lame fans who want to touch the captain’s chest muscles! (Tsundere hum.jpg)

Grim Reaper: Secretly speaking, my boyfriend took the place of the captain in filming educational short stories. (Shot flying.gif)

The two teams attacked the underground base at the same time, and the soldiers left behind by Hydra were immediately stretched. It was estimated that such a small number of people would not be able to stop the two teams. Baron Sterak simply ordered the large troops outside the blockade to enter the city. As for Ultron's machinery Legion?Why don't you hurry up and help?The core destroys the goals of both parties and cannot achieve good goals?

At the same time, a message was received from Hydra's special communicator requesting to stop the Avengers from invading the base's Crossbones:

Fuck!Why is there a base in the city? !Fuck!It's still a scientific research base, isn't this really cheating me? (#?Д?)

In the southwest direction, half of the civilian team has been evacuated, and the team leader accidentally faces the big crimson and Avatar of the retreating Hydra army: (゜ロ゜) Why are they here?

Hydra turning back: ('Δ')!What about the soy sauce?

Plants vs. Zombies is a classic game in the real world of Oasis, so it has naturally become a planet in Oasis.

And Avatar, who was supposed to take the regular druid profession, chose the seeds of pea shooter when he changed his profession for the first time and chose the specialty plant.

For this reason, in order to fix this bug, the Oasis official had to suspend the server for two days, and then a special druid career tree was born in the programmer's hair. (Note [-])

The birth of every pea shooter is the disappearing hair of a programmer. (This analogy doesn't seem right?)

Faced with the evacuation operation that was caught off guard to prevent exposure, Avatar shook out all the nut wall seeds on his body, relied on the original building to form a position, and then shook out a group of pea shooters to start the positional warfare mode.

Unable to return to the city, unable to retreat, Avatar and Big Scarlet, who were in a dilemma, bit the bullet and confronted the fully armed Hydra.

Get started first!

The Hydra team was stunned by Pea Shooter, Ice Shooter, and Potato Thunder: QAQ? ? !

In the middle of the city, a large part of the building has collapsed, lost both hands and a leg, and Lei Dian, who has difficulty in basic mobility, finally waited for the belated arrival of Qin and Death.

Lei Dian (crying): Do you know what QAQ I encountered these few minutes? ! (complaint)

Qin glanced at the miserable Lei Dian: Uh..., did she lose her virginity first, and then was [wow--], [wow--] and [wow--]?

Everyone present except the deadpool who has no thinking ability: ..., I didn't expect you to be such a mutant

The author has something to say: Note [-]: It is privately assumed that Yondu's heart is in the stomach and not in the chest, so the punctured chest is at most seriously injured and not fatal.

I know that Luo Nanbeng is amazing, anyway, I haven’t seen the set of comics in which he appeared ╮(￣▽￣)╭, and while Captain Marvel isn’t in theaters, hurry up ooc_(:3」∠?)_.

Every update must be censored, and it was locked accidentally. I thought that I didn't have any unscrupulous content. The strength of this harmony is really...

Note [-]: A private setting.

Plant druids can choose any plant seed in the whole oasis as a specialty development every time they change jobs. The bugs are "arbitrary" and "plant seeds".The official team of Oasis has considered all kinds of magical plants in all works, such as World Tree, Poison Ivy, and even Poison Ivy Girl (what seems wrong?), but they did not expect that Avatar, a wonderful flower, went to Plants vs. Zombies Planet (… ).

Oasis: Peashooter is a plant?Plants with eyes?

Avatar: Plants vs Zombies, plants, all right.

Oasis: The painting style is wrong (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

In short, Avatar successfully created a new career tree for druids by forcing programmers to death and planning.

Avatar: ψ(｀?′)ψ

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I added a short story about "A Mie's Diary", which is just next door, click on the author's column.

It’s probably the story of the newcomer actor A Mie in the parallel world (interstellar Hollywood background), who accidentally traveled through time during the audition for Baba~

A young girl with a strong appearance and a fanatic heart.