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Sokovia Battlefield (crossed out) Summoner's Rift (√)

The Holy Grail Squad divided into four to move, leaving the lonely little cutie sitting in a daze holding Hello Kitty, and when everyone was almost gone, the little cutie's eyes slid, and the corner of her mouth showed a cunning little thief smile, With lightning speed, he took out a rope prop and tied Hello Kitty into a ball of thread, and disappeared in Hello Kitty's roar of "Meow Meow Meow?!".

Avatar drones hiding in the dark:  …

Newsletter:

[Avatar: The cutie really slipped away...]

[76:...]

[grim Reaper:……]

[76: Where's Katie? ]

[Avatar: tied up]

[76: Take Katie with you, I think the cutie is not so brittle]

[Reaper: I think it's good for children to play]

[Avatar: Alright...]

Outside the Sokovia blockade, Hydra and the reorganized S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Sokovia army who are not in the city continue to confront each other across the fortifications.

Suddenly there was a roar of dragons, and under the dumbfounded gazes of the three parties, a huge orange-red figure took off from the woods behind the Hydra camp with scorching breath.

The little cutie sitting on the back of the fire-breathing dragon and looking left and right finally saw the only familiar face in S.H.I.E.L.D. - Phil Coulson

"Hey---!!! The heir of the marinated egg ~ what are you doing here?"

Coulson: Is it a marinated egg? ...

When Coulson was puzzled, the Hydra troops reacted quickly, and the headquarters issued various attack orders in a flash.

"spiced corned egg?!!"

"It's the former Director of S.H.I.E.L.D."

"That dragon is theirs! Attack! Attack"

Nick Fury hiding in the dark and observing: ..., there are [-] mmp sentences that I don't know whether to say or not

The Hydra army, which received the attack order, used various weapons to aim at the fire-breathing dragon and the cutie in the sky. Because there were a large number of captives in the city, the Avengers, who were extremely difficult to infiltrate, were slackened. In one breath, taking advantage of the attention of the Hydra soldiers being diverted, they successfully slipped into the city of Sokovia from under the eyes of the Hydra blockade.

In the city, 76 and Big Crimson, who played in the jungle (crossed out), encountered the enemy's first wave of "little soldiers".

Seeing a large group of "little soldiers" wearing foam armor in front of him, 76 put down his longbow and rubbed his temples with a headache, then squatted down and asked the nearest little girl.

"Girl, where's your mother?"

Holding the little plastic sword, the girl crying with snot and tears all over her face smashed the plastic sword on 76's head with a bang, and cried even louder.

76: ...

Big Crimson: ...

A little boy standing at the side couldn't stand it anymore, and threw away the gun in his hand, um, it was still an unloaded real gun.

"The bad guys want us to hold you here. If someone comes over within 10 minutes, our family will be finished."

Facing a group of children blocking the way, 76 and Big Crimson basically gave up their will to break through. They are not hard-hearted agents, and they really let their children's imprisoned parents die for their mission.

Ultron prevented Hydra's large-scale troops from entering Sokovia to carry out the siege plan, but Baron Sterak still had a countermeasure, which was to use Sokovia's civilians to contain the combat power.No, facing a group of kids, 76 and Big Crimson, we can only hope that our teammates will push the tower a little bit harder. The two of us can only fish for fish.

"Do you know how to dismantle Dan?" From the boy's mouth, I learned that most of the civilians were expelled and concentrated in the industrial area in the south of the city, and that area may have been installed with timed drugs by the frenzied Hydra. There is no dismantling Dan in the skill list. Skill 76 anxiously asked Big Scarlet.

Wearing a mage's robe (skirt), Big Scarlet, who seemed to be participating in a medieval ball, brushed the tip of her big red wavy hair, and smiled contemptuously: "I can strangle Burst to death."

76: ???!(??????)?? Teammates are too strong

"Hey boy, show this sister a way."

The boy nodded obediently and took Big Scarlet's hand, then pointed to the solitary white wall on the hilltop in the distance, "That's our prison, my father is there, he is the commander of the army."

76 frowned and looked at the prison on the mountain, the Sokovia soldiers?

Gathering the children in a nearby library, 76 took out the magic circle props from the oasis and built a simple defensive magic circle for the children. Except that the spells are a bit shameful, this magic circle that can carry ordinary missiles is very is perfect.After ordering a few older teenagers to take care of the children, 76 picked up his longbow and ran towards the Sokovia Prison.

Hydra uses children to contain its combat power?Then I'll use the child's father, uh...or maybe the mother. It is said that there are many female officers in Sokovia, um, use the child's parents to increase combat power, what?Unarmed and powerless? 76 means that none of the equipment he has used since level [-] has been disassembled, and the basic guns of Oasis have unlimited ammo~

"There's a gay guy pulling my trouser chain!"

Nonsence!What I'm holding is a bow.

"竜が我が敌を喰らう!!!" (Note [-])

A huge arrow beam burst out from 76's hand along with the phantom of the dragon god, and with a loud noise, it broke through the high wall of the prison.

……

Nine Kingdoms - Muspelheim (the map at the beginning of Thor III)

Sol took his younger brother Loki, his ex-girlfriend Jane Foster, Kael'thas, and Cirvanas all the way chasing the dark elf all over the universe, and finally successfully captured the dark elf in Muspelheim. lost.

Everyone: Sol is really a godlike pig teammate

Orthodox Archer (crossed out) Ranger General (crossed out) Banshee Sylvanas pulled a bow and shot arrows, nailed several flame mobs that were too close to the ground with magma one by one, and avoided another mob Hot slurry splashed by self-explosion.

Sylvanas, who was dressed in the undead shell, didn't like this hot country at all. If it wasn't for the inexplicable insistence of Sol, the pig teammate, such as capturing the dark elf alive and taking out the ether particles in Jane Foster's body, so as to save him alone On the one hand, the girlfriend who refuses to break up.

Jane: It's been so fucking long, and the ether hasn't done anything to me!And you are a big male god, don't jabber me and say we broke up, do you think I'm blind and can't see Loki!

Loki: What's none of my business? !

Kael'thas: I'm really catching chickens.

Dark Elf: We didn't do anything, who did we provoke? ! !You have to chase us for so long QAQ! ! !

Malekith fled into Muspelheim in embarrassment with the last of his wealth, and then Sol, who arrived after a disagreement, got on the throne and listened to the ditty (crossed out) and the flame giant Sur Special, the lame old giant must hand over the enemies of Asgard.

So Soult was furious. It was the leg that was crippled by Odin, and Sol confidently found a reason to provoke him. The new and old grudges were counted together, forming the current scene where everyone was besieged.

Jane: Cut in and complain, I am the only human being among the "people", thank you.

Gods (Jing): ...

Cirvanas quickly wiped out the mobs as he wandered around, but Muspelheim was their lair, so they couldn't be killed no matter what.

Ding Sledgehammer, who had already been complained to death by his teammates, spun his Meow Meow Hammer and smashed a circle of mobs, and then confronted Surte head-on. Ding Xiaoji, who was finally protected by Ding Sledgehammer, heaved a sigh of relief. The Frost Giant was the last I hate Muspelheim, it's not suitable for him to let his magic and illusions be useless, and he can only fight like a warrior.

And behind Ding Xiaoji are human Jane and Kael'thas. When Jane can barely control the ether to kill a few mobs, Kael'thas, who only has fire skills in the skill list, is completely useless.

╮(￣▽￣)╭, fireball?What fireball, does it buff the enemy?

For the first time, Kael'thas encountered something that the fireball could not solve.

"Loki! Is there anything you can do?" Cirvanas nailed a group of mobs to death with no arrows in his hands. After getting along with him for this period of time, he had completely given up on Sol's, and instead believed that it was still possible to rely on him. Spectrum of Rocky.

Sylvanas: I only believe it when I'm on the same boat in a crisis, I've already drank water and made snakes more than once!The hideous god of mischief! !

Loki: You didn't drink [Muffled] is proof that I'm friendly enough.

Sylvanas: (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻Where is the friendliness!

Thor: Brother's right, only snakes are so friendly!

Everyone: Yes, yes, what my brother said is right. (Indifference.jpg)

The author has something to say: Note [-]:

There is a gay guy pulling my pants chain, which is the transliteration line of Overwatch Genji's zoom-in move. The original sentence: Try the sword of the dragon god (竜人の剣を喰え).

Genji's elder brother Hanzo is an archer, and 76 used Hanzo's equipment and bug tactical goggles to wipe out Hawkeye and become Archer.

The line of Hanzo's big move is: 龙が我が敌を喰ららう! (Dragon God's sword devours my enemies)

76 and the Death God husband and wife were the two brothers who were in love before the zeroing day. Before 76, they chose Genji, so they would subconsciously shout the wrong lines (funny)

Hawkeye: Can you stop worrying about OTZ...