[comprehensive] number one player

The Sansi group far away in Asgard was not as happy as their teammates on Earth.Sol took the Rubik's Cube and Loki back to Asgard, and the royal families of Asgard seemed to have a dispute over how to deal with Loki.

Odin Papa: This kid is too unambitious. Even if he contacts the Kirita people, he can still be defeated by the people of Midgard!It's too embarrassing, lock it up for a lifetime!

Fulijia Mama: What?How dare you imprison my Xiaoji for the rest of your life, you old man?If you don't give him Asgard, I will admit it. After all, the other stupid son still needs some family property to accompany him. Xiaoji just wants to be a village head!There are also Kirita people, they are Thanos' lackeys, what if Xiaoji is bullied by Thanos!

Silly son Saul: Great, my brother is locked up, and my brother is not going anywhere! (Inner os: I can see my brother every day)

Ding Xiaoji: Can I change my name to Jia Xiaoji? (I'm so tired, I really want to have the last name of Ma Ma)

Players: Why is it not called Jiajiji

Ding Xiaoji: Get out (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

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The reason why the think twice group was invited to come to Asgard was because Odin became interested in the origins of the players after hearing Thor's description.

There is no Interstellar Oasis Federation organization in the Milky Way. It may be an organization from a galaxy outside the Milky Way. Kael'thas and Sylvanas are elves with long ears. Odin is a little curious. There are other organizations outside of Alfheim. When seeing Cirvanas, the elf just sighed with emotion, "The favor from death." After seeing Sephiroth, the well-informed Odin also froze for a second.

Celestials?No, Galactus?Not right either.

Because of Heimdall's judgment on Sephiroth, Odin wanted to take a closer look at what species Sephiroth, who was labeled as a strange race, was.

Sephiroth Xenovia: I am human!human beings!

Odin: I don't believe it

For a long time I didn't see what kind of species it was, and Odin, who broke out in the royal family ethics drama, soon lost the mood to entertain the Sansi group, and the Sansi group players who were defrauded by Asgard's travel advertisement (…) could only go their own way. Started a self-guided tour.

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One evening, Safi, who already regretted traveling to Asgard, leaned on the railing somewhere in the Golden Palace and looked at the view of Asgard that he was tired of watching.

The patrolling guards of the Golden Palace turned a blind eye to Safi who was like a salted fish. If a guest was paralyzed in the same position in the same position every day, you would also turn a blind eye.

It's not that Safi doesn't want to go out for a while, but Kael'thas and Cirvanas, a pair of reverse couples, show their affection every day, so Safi has started to suffer from Internet addiction while eating enough dog food.

Safi·Internet Addiction Girl: I really want to play games, but my phone is out of battery. That Stark lied about the super battery life QAQ

(Obviously you forgot to bring the charging cable!)

Safi, who looked hopeless, changed his posture to support himself, and the idea of ​​asking Kael'thas and Cirvanas to leave today echoed in his mind.

Frigga, who had just finished a bad quarrel with her husband, met Sephiroth (fog!), a melancholy and beautiful man who seemed to be emitting holy light (filter) in the setting sun on the way back to the bedroom in a huff.

The warm light of the slanting sunset shone on the soft silver hair, reflecting soft golden edges, and the transparent blue eyes shone with light as clear as the sea.

Frigga couldn't help thinking back in the past, she was a famous beauty and a talented mage in Vanaheim, the magical girl in Huaichun always liked the same literary and beautiful boy, and then in that afternoon, she saw the beautiful boy Odin with a clean and sunny smile. .

without!think!arrive!of!yes!

That sunny boy not only didn't cherish his beauty and got blind in one eye, but also aged before he was old enough to look like he could be her father!

and!Still a super homeless scumbag!See how he raised his eldest son?Thinking of the same sunny and lovely little Saul when he was a child, Frija felt a heartache. Why did the eldest son look like a rough guy who followed his father when he grew up!

And the poor older daughter, driven mad by Odin, ran away angrily after falling in love with smoky makeup.Only the cute little son, obediently following Ma Ma's side, maintained the handsomeness that a handsome man should have.

but!but! !Why is Xiaoji’s hairline bald this time? QAQ!It must be Odin's fault! ! !

The guards of Asgard Palace who didn't know the truth looked at the God Empress who was suddenly heartbroken, and looked at each other in confusion.At the other end of the corridor, Sol, who had just returned from visiting his younger brother in the prison, couldn't help but panic when he saw his mother's heartbroken look, but his mother glanced at Sephiroth with a sad face, and Ding Dahammer became angry again.

Why is it him again!It must be his fault that Ma Ma is sad!

Safi who was lying down and shot: _(:з」∠)_I didn't do anything?

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With a dazed look on his face, Safi was sent down by Sol, and in a daze, he was invited to the martial arts arena to compete. The news of Prince Sol's martial arts competition with alien visitors spread throughout Asgard, waiting for Safi to leave. When we arrived at the Martial Arts Arena, the area around the venue was already occupied by the people of Asgard who were gossiping and idle. Amidst the crowd, Safi spotted the damned couple with the same gossiping face. The appearance of the masses.

Safi: Am I really going to play as a Zhanwu scum?

Sol, who was full of fighting spirit, didn't give Safi a chance to refuse when he announced the duel at the beginning. In Ding Dahammer's little brain circuit, Safi who bullied Loki and his mother was a bad guy, and he was still a little boy, although his hairstyle was very manly. , but there is no beard on his face! (Note [-])

In the beginning, Sol invited Safibi to fight. Safi looked at Safi with a dark face and disgusted at Sol's greasy, sweaty upper body, which was exposed by taking off his shirt. He didn't know how long he hadn't washed it. It was all a fight of dust and mud. pants.

When Sol said that he wanted to have a flesh-and-blood wrestling with Safi, Safi sternly refused. Just kidding, how could Safi, who is a diehard fan of Sephiroth, let Safi and Sol, a rough guy, stick to flesh?

Safi belongs to Genesis!It doesn't matter if Claude, Vincent, or Zacks are not helping, Angel is reluctant to count, anyway, Sol can't be cheap.

"Let's fight with weapons." After thinking about it, Safi chose to fight with weapons. She was already low-level and would really embarrass Safi if she had no equipment bonus.

Sol, who has Mjolnir as a weapon, has never encountered anyone who actively asked for a weapon fight in a martial arts competition. After repeated confirmation, Sol also went back to the preparation room to change into his own armor, and asked Safi to change into it too. Eyeless, wearing battle armor can at least add some defense. They Asgardians have thick skin and thick flesh, but the oasis people don't seem to be that strong.

After Saul changed his clothes and went back to the stage, Safi moved his limbs and changed his clothes with one click. Sephiroth's classic leather jacket looks like an X-shaped belt buckle on the chest~ It really shows off the chest muscles!

Sol, who should have heard the audience cheering for him, heard the discordant voices in the audience, and turned his head to see a group of beautiful girls from Asgard. They first defected to Sephiroth and winked at Sephiroth , accompanied by all kinds of screams of "yessssssssss!!!" "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'" screams.

Sol: ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ traitor!Say yes to my favorite!

Girls: Tired of watching you!The shape of the pectoral muscles will be memorized, and men with a sense of mystery are interesting, such as the second prince, such as Safi.

Boring Saul: (╥ω╥`) How angry

With even more resentment in his heart, Sol swung the hammer and rushed forward. Safi held the standard whiteboard Zongzheng, saw the angle where he could unload his force, and went up to try the opponent's strength head-on.

After the hand-to-hand combat, Safi felt a big "whatthefxxk!" in his heart.

Safi: woc!The durability of the weapon is also falling too fast, what is the hammer made of.

Safi immediately made a long jump to widen the distance with Sol, and kept running to avoid a head-to-head confrontation with Sol. Anyway, Zongzheng Dao is long enough. As a short-range and actually mid-range DPS, it is also good to fight at a distance s Choice.

From the eyes of the onlookers in Asgard, it was the handsome silver-haired little brother who was kicked around by the rough prince.

Kael'thas, who was standing among the onlookers, poked his girlfriend's (male) friend's thigh worriedly, "Hirna, Safi doesn't seem to be in a good situation."

Sylvanas: You, a fortress mage who can only stand and fight, don't set a flag for Safi indiscriminately!Isn't it strange that Zongzheng and Hammer head-to-head?

Of course, Cirvanas would not let her male (female) friends know about the slander in the last sentence, so she could only suppress her complaints: "Don't worry, even though Safi's level is not high, she is still obsessed with dress-up games. But no matter what, there is still operational awareness, at least the current position is not wrong.”

Cirvanas could tell that Odin and Frigga, who were watching from a distance, Loki, who was watching the broadcast through the magic illusion, the four warriors at the scene, and the somewhat experienced Asgardian warriors, were all I see it.

Heimdall standing behind the two elf players: "...".Although I don't understand what you are talking about, Prince, take it easy.

Just like what Cirvanas said, when Safi was flying the Sol kite, he also basically figured out Thor's attack habits and approximate values.

For example, Thor can use the kinetic energy of the hammer to advance in a straight line, because the flying skill depends on the hammer and there will be big flaws when turning. Thor is also aware of this, so he will not make such moves in a small range.

Also, within the attack range of the hammer, with Safi's blood volume, there is almost no blood left after one hit, so Safi pays great attention to the movement of the hammer, but the hammer is a blunt weapon, and the attack is predicted according to the front and side of the hammer Orientation is pretty easy.Except for the harassing small lightning that Thor releases from time to time, the only thing to worry about is Thor's AOE big move.

Safi, who was in the strategy group after World War I in New York, didn't let go of any battle scenes. Saul, who didn't hide his clumsiness or his big moves, had already thoroughly researched his only AOE skill.

Raise the hammer to the sky, summon lightning, then squat down or pounce to lower the hammer, and use the hammer to introduce lightning into the ground (low-altitude range), and perform a range of lightning strikes on the enemies on the ground. Continuous blood loss is accompanied by paralysis and illusion. and other negative effects.

Safi: The posture is very handsome, but the flaw is too big!Are all Asgardians so straightforward?If I knew long-range skills, I would have thrown stun arrows or chain fireballs and other skills with interrupting effects just now!

Sol, who couldn't catch up with Safi and was forced out of AOE, was charging up to summon lightning.

Safi walked along the ground beyond the range of Sol's power storage, dodging left and right in the edge area with less electric light. The coat of Safi's classic skin is leather, and the small lightning strikes the body without pain or pain. Itchy, the little bit of blood loss was directly ignored by Safi.

When Sol was almost fully charged and was about to pull the lightning to the ground with a hammer, Safi leaped briskly, spread his wings on his back, and flew directly on top of the dumbfounded Sol.

Then came a set of combos, starting from the prison gate and ending in the void, with various control skills mixed in between.

How should a fighter with thick blood like Thor fight? Safi, who is low-level and thin, of course controls skills to increase output, and he can't beat him until he dies!

After completing two sets of skills and the skill shortcut keys (cd) turned gray, Safi flew to a pillar that was still intact in the martial arts arena and stood there. On the surface, the sky was calm, but inside he couldn't stop his excitement.

Safi: Hahahaha, I can also make a perfect combo! ~ From now on, I am no longer a theoretical school!

Kyle & Sherna: Wake up, what is there to be proud of playing Sol!

But the sky does not follow Safi's wishes, or Sol does not have the blood bar in the oasis, but Safi still retains the concept of the oasis. (Note [-])

When Safi threw away the whiteboard Zongzheng whose durability had returned to zero in distaste, Sol, who was still kneeling and motionless despite the fact that his control skills had expired, suddenly had lightning flashes in his eyes, and the sky in Asgard suddenly darkened. Clouds gather over Thor's head.

Safi: woc! !Mommy QAQ!Why hasn't he pounced yet!

Kyle & Sherna: You fucking didn't break the defense! ! !

Safi didn't know that the previous tricks were all for nothing except for being cool, but he only knew that his skills were all gray, and the end of the CD was still far away.

Safi nervously changed into Zongzheng, the best-looking Zongzheng with the most enchantments, and raised his hand to summon a supernova.

Safi: Come on! ╰(‵□′)╯ hurt each other!Your ult will change, so will mine!ヽ('⌒メ)ノ

"Hahahahaha! Sephiroth, right? Long-haired real guy, I made you a friend! We'll get drunk at the banquet tonight." Sol stood up unscathed, and lightning flashed all over his body After two clicks, it went out and disappeared, and the gathered thundercloud gradually dispersed.

The supernova was abruptly interrupted, and several meteorites outside Asgard almost fell in. Safi raised one hand, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

Safi: tnnd, where did you learn the quack language, why do you dance like this?And just invite someone to drink, why is there such a big battle, do you know that my supernova trick is to summon meteorites!There are so few meteorites near Asgard. It took me a lot of hp to drag three meteorites over to hit people. Stop if you say so?

Safi put away his knife with a stinky face, jumped off the pillar and walked towards the two elf players. When passing by Saul with a smirk on his face, he said angrily, "Thank you for not drinking, I'm not yet an adult."

Sol:? ? !I am not an adult, so I was defeated by the baby QAQ

The author has something to say:

About Marvel's worldview in this article:

The Earth is located in a remote area among the Nine Kingdoms. The Nine Kingdoms are one of the powerful forces in the Milky Way.

At the same time, there are powerful forces in the Milky Way, such as Xandar, the Cree, etc., and Asgard cannot beat 1v1.There are many other galaxies besides the Milky Way, which is why Odin is calm even though he has never heard of the Interstellar Oasis Federation (Fog).The alien system scientific research team strayed into a village in the Nine Kingdoms to investigate, and the people of God's Domain saw that the players probably understood it this way.

Note [-]: I forgot where I saw the long picture. It was probably an analysis post (fog). The reason why Thor was so afraid of shaving his head in Thor [-] was because in Asgard’s aesthetic point of view, the longer the hair It means the more masculine, short hair is equal to Niangjiu.So Thor III's short-haired hammer is a sissy hammer_(:з"∠)_.

Generally speaking, Sol sees Nini as a sissy in Cape Hawkeye, but sees Widow as a man.

Saul: I fought against a group of sissy teammates in Avengers One. Fortunately, Black Widow is a man, otherwise I would really not be able to clean up.The Oasis team and the X-Men in the reinforcements that joined later were also pretty bad, not to mention the X-Men, except for a mage (Qin) who are all sissies (Cyclops Wolverine and other mutants: ??!), and A big guy in women's clothing (Professor: ..., why did you bring me when I didn't play in the battle).The Oasis team is okay, there are guys like Sylvanas, Kael'thas, Gandalf, etc., but why is the leader, Thunderbolt, still a bit of a motherfucker?

Thunderbolt:? ? !

Note [-]: Oasis is a game, so you can still see the blood bar when you fight the boss, and gold coins are spilled from the wounds, but the players have crossed over!

No matter whether the oasis hits a vital point or not, it counts as output, but after wearing it, it doesn't hit a vital point. For Sol, who is thick-skinned and thick-skinned, it means no output.

Fortunately, it was discovered in the competition _(:3」∠?)_.

Sol was probably restrained and unable to move when he was comboed, and then Safi slashed a lot of knives, but none of them broke the defense.

Sol:? ? !Are you beating me like a three-year-old with a blunt knife?

Safi: QAQ, I'm just not willing to give up good-looking high-end equipment, use a whiteboard to fight!Who knows it can't be broken

I will take leave tomorrow _(:з」∠)_, so there will be another chapter later