[Comprehensive martial arts] The mountain god is very angry

When Lu Xiaofeng saw the ginseng doll for the first time, he thought it was Hua Manlou's illegitimate child.At that time, he was still thinking about why he didn't notify him when he had a child. Didn't he want all the full moon gifts and birthday gifts?

Only later did I realize that this was just a child picked up by Hua Manlou and Ming An from the mountain.Lu Xiaofeng also wondered, which family's parents are so heartless, such a soft and round child, even if they don't want it, they can't throw it in the deep mountains. Isn't this asking the child to die?

Later Lu Xiaofeng knew that he was thinking too much, because this little guy has no parents, where did the ginseng doll get its parents?At that time, Lu Xiaofeng's thought was, that's great, this little guy is not human, so it's not easy to cry, right?

So, when Huamanlou and Mingan were free (not paying attention), Lu Xiaofeng abducted them to play.Although the ginseng doll is chubby, it is small, no matter whether it is carried or placed on the head, there is no problem at all.Also, it's great to not have to worry about accidentally bumping someone!

Ever since the ginseng doll came out of the mountain, it has always been carried around by Ming An, or carried around by Hua Manlou.It is a very novel experience to lie on top of other people's head like this, it has been turning around on top of Lu Xiaofeng's head since he left the house.

So tall, so interesting, so happy.

As if feeling the joy of the ginseng doll, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but smile.Sure enough, a fat doll who doesn't cry and is fun is the best!

"Lu Xiaofeng!" There were many people in the market, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't expect to meet acquaintances here.

"Miss Fangfang." Lu Xiaofeng looked at Fangfang who was shy and smiling in front of him, and put on a frivolous but not frivolous smile on his face, "It seems that God is very kind to me today, so I can meet you here."

The blush on Fangfang's cheeks deepened a little, "I also feel that today is God's favor for me..."

"Huh?" The ginseng doll lay on Lu Xiaofeng's head, looking at the two of them suspiciously, "Why do you all say that you are favored? I didn't see any good things you got?"

In the ginseng doll's mind, only getting good things is called God's favor, but these two people didn't get anything, why do they say that?The ginseng doll doesn't understand, since she doesn't understand, it's natural to ask.

Of course, if the ginseng doll was still by Ming An's side, there would be a greater than half of the chance that he wouldn't dare to ask about it.There is no particular reason, that is, I am afraid of being stewed by the evil goddess to make chicken soup.But Lu Xiaofeng was different, he definitely couldn't cook himself in chicken soup.

Since it will not be stewed in chicken soup, ginseng dolls have nothing to fear.That being the case, of course it should ask what should be asked, otherwise it will be full of doubts and feel very uncomfortable.

"Eh..." Lu Xiaofeng remembered when he heard the voice of the ginseng doll, he brought out the doll, and was holding it on his head.Regardless of whether the ginseng doll is human or not, it must still belong to a child.Let yourself flirt with women like a child?

Lu Xiaofeng thought about that scene for a while, and his whole body trembled.He is not so shameless, it is impossible to do it.Ever since, the smile on Lu Xiaofeng's face froze completely, but he looked a little... stupid.

"..." Fangfang was also dumbfounded, she just saw it just now, and didn't even notice that there was a child lying on his head.Facing the child's pure and doubtful little eyes, she was in a bad mood. "Lu... Lu Xiaofeng, see you some other day!"

After speaking, Fangfang turned and ran away.If she didn't run away, she was afraid that she would die of shame.How can it be in front of the child?

"Huh?" Ginseng Doll patted the top of Lu Xiaofeng's head with her chubby beast, "That girl ran away."

"Oh." Lu Xiaofeng replied indifferently, and ran away, what else could he do?No, he can't do anything.

The ginseng doll tilted her head, blinking her big round eyes that were somewhat similar to Ming An's, "Aren't you happy?"

"No." Lu Xiaofeng smiled, "I'm in a good mood." Whether it's bringing the child out or meeting an old lover, it's all his own business, how can he transfer his anger to others? "Are you hungry? The dim sum in the tea house in front is very good, let me take you to eat?"

As soon as she heard the dim sum, the ginseng doll immediately gave up her doubts. "Okay, okay, I want to eat, I want to eat!"

"Let's go, let's eat some snacks!" Lu Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily the ginseng doll is easy to coax, so the matter was settled.Otherwise, he really didn't know how to explain it to it.Alas, after forgetting it, I still don't want to take the child out.

Sure enough, raising children is a very troublesome thing.

It's just that Lu Xiaofeng made up his mind not to bring children anymore, but what he didn't expect was that things between Ming An and Hua Manlou had increased, and he couldn't do without children.In fact, ginseng dolls are not human children, so naturally there is no danger.

As long as there are a few plates of snacks for the ginseng baby, it can stay there obediently and nothing will happen.It's just that Lu Xiaofeng thought about how pitiful it was as a fat baby staying in the corner by itself, so he took it out anyway. .

Cough cough, of course, one thing Lu Xiaofeng doesn't deny is that he knows how useful the bath water of ginseng doll is.This is ginseng water equivalent to 5000 years, it is better than any panacea treasured by any school in the world.Such a good thing, of course, must be prepared.

But the partial ginseng doll feels that she can't soak herself in too much water, otherwise she will become fatter and fatter, and it will not look good at that time.

Not to mention that dolls are supposed to be fat to look good. Ginseng dolls have never changed their body shape, so they won't get fat no matter how you look at it.But the ginseng doll thinks so, and it's deeply rooted.

What else could Lu Xiaofeng do?He can't do anything, he can only please the ginseng doll, take it around to play, eat delicious food everywhere, and coax it.

It really worked, even though the ginseng doll was worried that she would continue to bathe and become fat and white, but in order to protect Lu Xiaofeng who was always walking around the rivers and lakes (causing trouble), the ginseng doll would still bathe Lu Xiaofeng with water from time to time of.

"Lu Xiaofeng?"

"Miss Fangfang..." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help feeling that the heavens were really playing tricks on him, this was really a reenactment of the scene.The same market, the same taking children out, the same encounter scene.To be honest, his luck is not very good, right?

Other than narrow escapes at certain moments, he seems to be unlucky all the time!

Facing Lu Xiaofeng who was smiling awkwardly, Fangfang's smile was also a little awkward.She was indeed very attached to Lu Xiaofeng's gentleness and freedom, but these days, the two consecutive encounters with Lu Xiaofeng were when he took the child out, it really had to make people feel embarrassed.

In fact, Fang Fang also doubted whether this child could be Lu Xiaofeng's child, but after thinking about it, Lu Xiaofeng is a prodigal son, it is impossible to stop for someone.And I haven't heard of it for so many years, so it shouldn't be Lu Xiaofeng's child.

Later, Fangfang also went to inquire, and Lu Xiaofeng's friend Huaman upstairs seemed to have picked up a child and brought it home.In this case, it is normal to help friends with children.But, why did they bring their children with them when they met?

The ginseng doll held a half-eaten candied haws in her hand. She watched the girl opposite her face become increasingly ugly, wondering if she was sick. "Lu Xiaofeng, why don't you give that girl a little bit of my bath water, she looks really bad."

As for ginseng, it is still 5000-year-old ginseng, which is very suitable for nourishing the body without being depleted.

However, Fangfang naturally didn't know the inside story.She looked at the ginseng doll in shock, and then at Lu Xiaofeng, "You...you drink children's bath water?"

Lu Xiaofeng originally thought that there was nothing wrong with what the ginseng doll said, because there was nothing wrong with it in the first place.But when he saw Fangfang's eyes, he realized, no, other people don't know that the doll is a ginseng doll, and its bath water is different, so they will treat him as a pervert.

"No, I..." Lu Xiaofeng anxiously wanted to explain clearly.

Fangfang interrupted Lu Xiaofeng, "Did you drink her bath water?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded with great difficulty, "But..."

"Hmph, let's treat it as if we don't know each other from now on!!!" Fang Fang turned around and ran away angrily, she didn't expect Lu Xiaofeng to have such a hobby.Ah bah, I didn't expect it to be a big pervert! ! !

Lu Xiaofeng still stretched out his hand to keep Fangfang, but he could only look at her back with a dull expression.Wait, come back, he really isn't a pervert who likes to drink children's bathwater! ! !

The ginseng doll patted Lu Xiaofeng's head with her chubby empty hand, comforting him and said: "This girl may not be suitable for you, she ran away after meeting you twice. Change to another, anyway, you are little pink." Ming An has already said that pink is very popular with women.

Lu Xiaofeng who came back to his senses twitched the corner of his mouth, "Ah, you are right."

He was very perfunctory, but the ginseng doll didn't hear it.It nodded its head, "Of course I'm right!" What Ming An said, how could it be wrong?

Lu Xiaofeng originally thought in his heart that although Miss Fangfang misunderstood him, it doesn't matter, there are other girls Yuanyuan who should be girls.Moreover, if he meets Miss Fangfang next time, he can explain it. Although he won't tell about the ginseng water, it would be great if he explained it clearly.

However, what Lu Xiaofeng didn't expect was that later he found out that no matter it was Yuanyuan girl Dangdang girl or even Honghong girl, they all avoided him and left.This has never been encountered before. You must know that, except for Chu Liuxiang, he has never lost his popularity to others. How could he be unpopular?

In the end, Lu Xiaofeng, who sneaked around and found out clearly, couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood. His reputation in the hearts of women now is that he is a pervert who likes to drink children's bath water! ! !

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