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After making do with it for a day, Nakahara Naka woke up very early the next morning, he didn't sleep well in a strange place, Yuuji turned into a prototype and nestled next to his pillow, still asleep.After washing up, he was worried about leaving the little girl in the room, so he simply put You Ji in his pocket.

Coming to a different world, without a lot of official duties, the Central Plains is actually a little uncomfortable.

"Yo! Chuya, good morning!" In the living room, Osamu Dazai was sitting cross-legged at the kotatsu table, playing with the TV remote control boredly.

"Well, good morning." Chuya Nakahara greeted calmly. In fact, when Osamu Dazai didn't intend to get angry with him, he could still talk to him well, but it was a pity that he was provoked by the other party in the next second.

"Chuya, have you figured out how to make money to support your family today? On the way back yesterday, I saw a maid coffee shop recruiting people! If Chuya, there must be no problem!" Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with sincere eyes.

"Go to hell! Dazai!" Chuya Nakahara slapped the opponent on the head expressionlessly, causing Dazai to hit the table head-on, and then calmly sat on the cushion opposite Dazai.

Probably because the environment here is too comfortable, and there is nothing to do, it is rare for Nakahara Chuya to have a calm mind, and he did not get angry because of Dazai's words.

"Pain, pain, pain~" Osamu Dazai raised his head, his nose was a little red, and the bump was not light.

After hurting each other a bit, the two finally began to seriously discuss what to do next.Who would have thought that the once daunting double-black combination of the port mafia would be reduced to a different world and become a jobless vagrant.

It is impossible to let them go to work honestly, no matter what, it would be too miserable if they were reduced to working as temporary workers!And they don't want to live in this world forever, they just need to get funds in a short period of time.If you don't care about the means of getting the money, it is not difficult to get the money. The two looked at each other and thought of black and white at the same time.

But yesterday, the gang of little gangsters were plucked by them. Wouldn't it be too good to lick it again today...

No, it's fine!

The two were politely entangled for a while, when there was a sudden movement outside, someone knocked on the downstairs door forcefully with an iron rod, Daisuke Sanyong who heard the movement also ran out of the room.

Outside the house, more than a dozen young men wearing fancy shirts and shorts, wearing big gold chains around their necks, and wearing sunglasses stood at the door, telling their identity as punks everywhere in their outfits.

Daisuke Sanyong could tell at a glance that one of the people below who obviously came to find fault was the little leader who was beaten up yesterday and plucked his wool, "Mr. Nakaya, the people below should be the group of people from yesterday The helper I found!"

"Ah! Did the purses come to your door? How embarrassing!" Osamu Dazai smiled harmlessly.

Ten minutes later, more than a dozen gangsters with bruises on their faces supported each other and left. Osamu Dazai counted the money in his hands with satisfaction, and waved politely to their background, "Goodbye! Everyone! Welcome to come again next time!" The words made them run away in fright.

"Isn't there any decent organization here?" Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that it was really strange. It stands to reason that in this era where almost all people have supernatural powers, it should be easier for all kinds of powerful supernatural organizations to appear. Influential little gang.

"Did you not watch the news? Probably because of the so-called symbol of peace! The number one hero seems to be called All Might." Osamu Dazai guessed indifferently.

But that being said, Osamu Dazai doesn't really understand that one person can frighten almost all the evil forces by himself... It seems that the evil forces are too useless!If he is allowed to come, he has a hundred ways to cause the other party to die unexpectedly. After all, according to the data, the other party is an overly positive character. Such a person can easily guess his behavior pattern. Get the other person into trouble.

While the two were talking, Yuji woke up, pawed at the edge of the pocket, and rubbed her face with her little paws in a daze.

"Yuuhime-chan woke up! Good morning!" Osamu Dazai bent down to Chuya's pocket, and greeted the little girl with a smile.

"niang~niang~" Yuuhime called out with a long tone, responding to Osamu Dazai's greeting.

"Today's Yuuhime is still very cute!" Osamu Dazai took Danko Ji out of Nakaya's pocket with a smile, and put the little girl on his head, "We're rich! Yuuhime! Let's go out Let's play!"

"Hey! You bastard, don't just make up your own mind!" Zhongyuan Zhong also shouted in dissatisfaction. He said so, but he still followed.

Dazai and Zhong also completely regarded life in this world as a vacation, and took the little girl to visit several famous scenic spots in the city. Dazai even bought a map for planning, and the three of them went straight to the sun Started to go down the mountain before returning home slowly.

Yuuji was already tired from playing, and she was hugged by Nakahara Nakaya. She had so much fun playing today, she was still in a state of excitement, and she didn't sleep, just lying on Nakahara's shoulder.

Osamu Dazai stepped forward to open the door. Just as he put his hand on the doorknob, his movements froze suddenly. He showed a satisfied smile, "Yeah! Is Mr. Wallet here again?" He pushed the door open without paying attention.

In the living room, Daisuke Sanyong, who stayed at home, was bound hands and feet, and was thrown pitifully in a corner. It looked like he had been beaten up, and when he saw Osamu Dazai and Chuya, he immediately shed lasagna tears.

There were only three intruders this time, and they were all dressed up as typical gangsters. The young man in the lead wore a nose ring, had pimples on his face, and exuded Lao Tzu's aura of being number one in the world.

"You made us wait so long? Have you figured out how to kneel down and apologize?" the young man with the nose ring asked dissatisfiedly.

"I haven't thought about it! I'm so sorry!" Osamu Dazai said with a smile.

10 minute later.

"I'm sorry! We were wrong!" The young man with the nose ring knelt on the ground and apologized, perfectly showing his excellent qualities of being a gentleman who knows current affairs.

In the days that followed, Daisuke Sanyong found that his home was like a boss lair waiting for others to spawn in the game. From time to time, some people came to challenge without believing in evil, and naturally they all retreated under the hands of the two murderous big demon kings. , By the way, offer your wallet.

People in this world are very dependent on personality. Without personality, Dazai, a person with an average fighting level, can beat a group of them, not to mention Chuya's force value ceiling.

When the two found out that no one came to give money, the punks in the whole area were convinced, and the title of the two Great Demon Kings was spread among them, and this finally aroused some potential evil forces that were ready to move They rejoiced and thought that there were going to be two great leaders of evil forces, and then they found out embarrassingly that they didn't seem to have such intentions at all.

Of course Dazai and Chuya didn’t mean that, they just used these provocative gangsters as wallets for door-to-door delivery. Thanks!

***

"Is this right here? Black Mist." A slender boy in a black tights stood in front of Daisuke Sanyong's house. The boy's body was strangely covered with severed hands, and the pale severed hand was pressed on his face, which made people feel uncomfortable. Can't see face.But in terms of weirdness, beside him, the tall man called Black Mist didn't give in. His whole body was covered with black weapons, and it looked like his whole body was made of mist.

"It's here, Sishanmuhang, the address given by the teacher is correct." Hei Wu confirmed after checking the address again, he walked up and knocked on the door politely.

Inside the house, Dazai, Chuya, and Yuuhime were sitting in a row watching TV. Daisuke, the bottom of the Sanyong food chain, dared not sit next to Dazai, nor Nakaya, and silently chose to move a small place by himself. The bench sits farther away.

Hearing the knock on the door, Daisuke Sanyong consciously went to open the door, "It's strange, will anyone come to see me?" The gangsters who came to provoke me have not appeared for several days, and even if they did, they would not Someone knocked on the door so politely.

After opening the door, Daisuke Sanyong took two steps back in shock. To be honest, in this era of individuality, there are many people with strange shapes, but the two in front of him are still weird and outstanding.

"Excuse me, what's the matter?" Daisuke Sanyong quickly calmed down and asked strangely.

"Hello! We are here to find the Great Demon King in this area. If it is convenient, please allow us to go in and talk." Heiwu asked politely, not looking like he was looking for trouble at all.

Isn't the big devil talking about the two big Buddhas at home?When Daisuke Sanyong heard that he was looking for Nakaya and Dazai, he let them in without hesitation. Anyway, if he was here to find fault, it was just a wallet.

Hearing the sound of someone walking in, the three people who were sitting in a row watching TV turned their heads at the same time, and their six eyes looked at the person with curiosity.

"Ah! Mr. Wallet looks a little strange today!" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide in shock.

"Tch! Are there only two people here this time? I always feel underestimated!" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Heiwu and Shigangmuhang expressionlessly.

"A lot of hands!" Yuki's focus was always on strange places.

"Hey, hey! The teacher asked us to invite them?" Sigang Muhang anxiously scratched the marks on his neck with his fingers, and complained to the black mist dissatisfied.

"It's very impolite, dead handle wood hanger." Heiwu persuaded disapprovingly, and then politely introduced himself to Dazai and the others, "You two, we have no malicious intentions. We are from the enemy alliance. My name is Heiwu. This is our leader, Siganmuhang."

"Oh~ what an interesting look!" Dazai Osamu sighed curiously, "Although it is an organization name that sounds cheap at first glance, it seems that you are different from Mr. Wallet who came before."

"Tch! Boring." Nakahara Chuya suddenly lost interest.

"Chuya! Chuya! There are so many hands!" You Ji couldn't take her attention away at all, she thought it was so handsome to have so many hands! "Yuuki wants it too!"

Chuya: "!!!" No, you don't want it!

The author has something to say: The original characters of this chapter: Sigangmuhang and Black Mist

For those who haven’t seen it, you can go to Baidu to check their images. It doesn’t involve the plot of the original work, so you can watch it as an original!

In fact, I have always felt that the villains in my mili are so "simple" that they don't know how to play tricks. They are not as dark-hearted as Dazai and Mr. Tuo in Wenye, hahaha!

Thanks to Erika, the cute little mine!mwah

Thank you Mari from Tennoji for the cute nutrient solution~