Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: Ah, I've been a little busy recently.

Sorry for the late update.

In other words, I posted on Weibo that the update will be delayed. I don’t know if you have seen it.

I hesitated for a long time whether to write the chapter on sex change, but I actually didn't want to write it, but the purpose of writing it was to let Bai Yan see Yinshi's female body!

So I made a soy sauce!do not scold me!Boo!

The next plot will definitely be explosive!I send 4!

thanks for your support!

Finally, I wish you all a wonderful day!

'Emergency alert, from now on, Kabukicho issues special martial law.Citizens around Kabukicho, please follow the instructions of nearby government officials and leave the street as soon as possible. '

'repeat. '

"Hey! Let me out! Return my body to its original shape! Uncle, I don't want such a body!"

"Open the door! Help us—!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"It's so noisy! My Tower of Babylon is gone!"

Bai Yan stared blankly at the blocked Kabukicho First Street in front of him. After hearing the broadcast, he found that there were many soldiers who were fully armed from head to toe beside him.In addition to gas masks, they are even equipped with gas detectors.

What the hell happened?And what is that light?

Kabukicho...

Before he could figure out why, the big screen on the tall building not far behind made a piercing "Zizi—" sound.The picture was a little fuzzy at first, obviously poor signal reception.After being distorted for a few seconds, the image finally returned to normal, and a group of people in cloaks appeared.Dressed strangely, with a mask covering his eyes on his forehead, and an unknown symbol was drawn on the mask

"Everyone on Earth, please accept this gift from God. The mutation that is happening to you now is a true fact, and it is a trial bestowed by God. That's right, this trial is also good, everyone It doesn’t matter if they are divided into men and women and born separately, all of this is the will of the creator of the universe, God Bump…that is, the oracle.”

"However, you are ignoring the oracle. Even though you are a man, you are afraid of getting hurt, and you flee to beautiful girl anime and love simulation games, cowardly men. Ignoring the 'gender' given to you by the bump god, you are a woman, but Urging men under the banner of 'equality between men and women', self-emphasizing, arrogant women. The Bump God is deeply saddened, so he is furious. If you are so dissatisfied with the 'gender' that God has given you, then reverse the 'gender' .Live more like a man and a little more like a woman with the new 'gender'. God said so."

"Restrain yourself, reflect on yourself. Revere and worship the 'gender' that God once again bestowed on you, and worship our cosmic god Oogo. You people on earth should make our Oogo religion the state religion, and one day you will learn how to fight. Respect your gender from the bottom of your heart, and God will forgive everything and return you to your original state."

"However, if you go your own way and always choose to disobey God's teachings... Next time, it won't be just Kabukicho. God's light of punishment will surely descend on every corner of this planet."

"Please don't forget...we...no, God will always watch you. Hehehe...hahahahahahahaha!"

As soon as the screen turned, it turned into black and white snowflakes, and those people had already ended the communication.Bai Yan touched the mask on his face, it was... so unexpected, it seems that the habit of being late saved him.

"Buzz buzz - buzz buzz - hum buzz -."

"Moximoxi, this is the handsome Bai Yan."

"/(ㄒoㄒ)/~Yan Sang, come and save us! Don't be a stinky man!"

"Maki, don't grab my phone! I have to report the situation here to Yansang!"

"Hey, calm down, Moriichi and you too. Oh, sorry, it's Mori Ling now."

"... Jiuchuan, do you really want to die? Also, isn't your role changing a little too freely?"

"Because Jiuchuan looks like a girl."

"Maki, no one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak!"

Hearing the chaos on the other side of the phone, Bai Yan raised his head to look at the torii archway in Kabukicho First Street that has been around for ten years.Ah, he almost forgot, the three shop assistants probably changed from two men and one woman to two women and one man.

"Hey, give Mori the phone and find a quiet place."

"Yan Sang, I'm in the warehouse now."

"Very well, although I probably guessed what happened to you, but I hope you can explain the specific situation in detail."

"It's like this... a bright light appeared in the sky above Kabukicho, and within a few seconds after it dissipated, everyone was transsexual. I have informed the members of the information processing team that everything is as usual. Jiu Chuan went outside and circled around to observe the situation , In the middle, I met Manshiya, Shinsengumi, Mokka leader Yueyong, and Sarutobi Iris. Kabukicho, no one was spared."

"Afterwards, this group of people came to the store... Cough, Yansang, you probably have to face a convenience store that has been destroyed by two-thirds."

"..." Bai Yan bit his back teeth, feeling a pain in his heart.He knew that natural disasters with the physique of mobile accidents would not only kill the enemy, but also affect the onlookers who were soy sauce! "Moriichi, try to keep them in the store."

"Hey——, I see! Well, Yan-san, are you coming here now? Hijikata-kun from the Shinsengumi brought a piece of information. The Bump Sect is a religious group that is widely wanted. They started researching for the teachings. It is the research of making men more like men and women more like women. However, during the research process, unexpected monsters were born, and this is the true face of that ray of light."

"It's not a sanction from the gods, but a hormone-reversing virus launched by an attacking artificial satellite. Although the shogunate isolated the street, the virus itself survives in the air for a short time, and there is almost no human-to-human contact." There will be no infection. That is to say, people who enter Kabukicho later will not have any mutations. It can be believed that it has been verified in Miaosang. Now there are surveillance cameras all over Kabukicho. If you behave strangely, you will be surrounded by Bump Sect people, so please be careful when you come in."

"Does the shogunate have other arrangements?"

"No, that satellite is programmed to automatically launch a virus to Earth if it encounters an attack."

"I see."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yan went home and packed up a few scrolls. In order to avoid accidents, he had to prepare for battle.Half an hour later, he activated Sharingan directly, and a vortex-like spatial fluctuation emerged, and the next moment he had arrived at the back door of the 'Konoha Convenience Store'.

Should I be lucky?The warehouse is still intact, and the goods show no signs of damage.However, after he opened the door in the connection shop...

Huh, ruined two-thirds?Only two-thirds of the wall inside was destroyed?

"Hey, it looks like you guys had a lot of fun."

"Yan Sang!" Mori, who had turned into a little lolita, rushed towards her with tears streaming down her face. "I can't stop Maki, she ran out!"

"Bai...Baibai Baiyan, you...calm down!" Yin Shi, who had completely adapted to being a girl, trembled while getting ready to escape.It has nothing to do with him at all, it's all the fault of that orangutan girl, she strikes at the slightest disagreement, blah blah——.

"Well, here we Shinsengumi will be responsible for the compensation."

Following the prestige, Bai Yan found that this was a new face he had never seen before.With golden wavy curly hair, delicate features and tall figure, wearing a Shinsengumi uniform jacket, showing curves.Of course, none of these are as conspicuous as this person being tied to a large rock with circles of transparent silk threads.

"who are you?"

"..."

"Yan-sang, this is Director Kondo of the Shinsengumi." Jiu Chuan's fingers moved slightly, and the silk thread on the opponent's body tightened a bit.

Now it was Bai Yan's turn to be speechless.Others can recognize who is who if they change their personalities, such as Moriichi and Jiuchuan.Why did Kondo-kun change your personality but have been completely remodeled?

"What about the rest?"

Under Yinshi's explanation, Bai Yan finally knew the whereabouts of Maki.It turned out that when Mori called him, Yueyong and Sarutobi led the other transgendered 'men' to the old lair of the Duan Ao Cong Sect on Earth.In addition to Kondo, the Zhensengumi also followed.

"Hikawa, don't let Kondo-kun go yet."

"Yes, chief."

"Ahem..." Standing up from the dusty ground, Kondo clutched his abdomen.He was definitely a heinous sinner in his previous life, otherwise he wouldn't be thrown here by his subordinates to face Bai Yan's wrath. "Bai Yanjun, please speak up if you have something to say."

"Oh? Kondo-kun is worrying too much." Bai Yan took out his phone and pressed it a few times. "I have already sent the bill to your mailbox, please be sure to send the compensation within two days."

"I... I see. TAT"

The boy named Moriichi left for a while, and when he came back, he didn't know what to say to another clerk, but he was tied into a rice dumpling, and Kondo felt wronged!Kondo is suffering!

"Then, can I go? I'm a little worried about Fourteen and the others."

"Of course." Bai Yan nodded in satisfaction, Jiuchuan did a good job, and Moriichi did too, perfectly understanding what he meant. "Martial luck is prosperous, Kondo-kun."

Seeing Kondo limping away, Gintoki trembled again.He shouldn't have done anything to cause trouble before... right?Absolutely nothing to do with Kubei's love triangle with Miu and Kondo... right?Definitely not fanning the flames... right?

"Bai... Bai Yan. QAQ"

"Yinshi." Bai Yan took two steps towards Yinshi's direction, and then he saw that Yinshi, who had turned into a little girl, trembled even more.Hmm... the natural curls disappeared, the dead fish eyes disappeared, and the height shrunk a lot. "Beauty trap? I don't take this set."

"I was wrong! QAQ" Yin Shi shortened his body and hugged Bai Yan's thigh directly. "Bai Yan sama, I swear, I never demolished your store!"

"Ah……"

"Please don't laugh—! I'm all bad!"

"is it?"

Bai Yan narrowed his eyes slightly, Yin Shi's image is not bad?If you need to use the transformation technique next time, maybe you can borrow it. "Go and clean up the mess, and by the way, Maki will be counting on you."

"Huh?" Yinshi got up from the ground with a 'shua', and let him go so easily?Tsk tsk tsk, sure enough, even Bai Yan couldn't help himself with his current appearance--, hehehe.

However, what he didn't expect was that when the sex change incident was settled, Bai Yan would take her to the 'Konoha Convenience Store' as a kanban lady.Well, it's still the kind that has been cast with a transformation technique.

Why can the transformation technique be used on other people? Wow!

Looking at 'Yinzi' surrounded by homeboys in the store, Bai Yan felt relieved.It's never too late to settle accounts after autumn.