Gintama Ninja's Way of Survival

The author has something to say: This time I want to write a genre that can be close to the original, such as the development model and the plot.

The protagonist's past and so on may be described in the form of memory killing, just like Gintama.

The copywriting is very clear, Gintoki X Kakashi.

Yes, it is such a sour CP.

Finally, thank you all for your support, bow——.

It would be even better if you can leave a comment and make a favorite.

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"Who cares about you, bastard! If you don't have any money, just sell your kidney or lifeblood and pay back the money, idiot!"

"It's just the rent... What are you in such a rush for? Damn old woman! I...didn't I fix the video recorder for you earlier? Just use it as a roof?"

"What the hell! You owe me five months' rent! And then the VCR broke down again, so I didn't record "Ghost Ping Criminal Account"!"

"Stupid! Don't worry, it'll be replayed anyway!"

"Let's not talk about that, just hand over the rent, you natural curmudgeon!"

"What? Can you understand the pain of the natural roll?"

……

"Oh... fighting again."

Yes, again.

On the second floor, at the door of the Wanshiwu House, Granny Dengshi was poking nostrils with Yinshi, and Xin Baji, who was carrying a shopping bag, stood at the corner of the stairs with a look of lovelessness on his face.

It has been half a month since I came to work in Wanshiwu. This strange industry is not as good as I imagined, and life is still very difficult...

"Hey, I said you're almost done."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that Yinshi was thrown off the stairs by Dengshi's mother-in-law.A huge object flew head-on, and Xin Baji only had time to make a cross in his heart.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

On the sofa in the living room of Wanshiwu, Xin Baji rubbed a big bruised shoulder, what sin did he do, he was forced to be injured early in the morning.Just quarrel, why can he be implicated even when he is standing so far away!

"What should I do now? Living expenses are a problem... I should be able to get my salary this month, right? If you do good deeds, my family's financial situation is very miserable."

Yin Shi crossed Erlang's legs, slumped in his exclusive boss chair, with his hands folded behind his head.Directly above is a plaque with the word 'sugar' written on it, and a thick layer of dust has accumulated on the desk that has been reduced to a decoration.It is not difficult to see that Wanshiwu has not received a commission for some time.

"People have two kidneys, right? Don't you think it's redundant?"

"I won't sell it! Don't keep thinking about such terrible things, okay?"

"Why are you so nervous? If you are too greedy, you won't make any money."

He took out the TV remote control from the drawer, Gintoki propped his chin with one hand, and pointed the remote control at the old TV with the other hand.

"Don't teach bad children, the guy who has been in the deficit."

Xin Baji, who had been staring at Yinshi, suddenly heard the voice of a third person, turned his head to the side, and stood up suddenly, shaking his outstretched right hand while pointing at who knows when he was sitting on the opposite sofa. man. "You... when did you come in—!"

"Yo——, good morning, Xinbaji-kun."

With a smile on his face, the man calmly greeted Xin Baji.

"Ah! Why did you greet me in such a natural way! And made yourself a cup of tea?" Xin Baji scratched the back of his head frantically.

"Why are you here! Kakashi-san—!"

"Those are not important, I'm here to collect interest, interest."

With a light gray base, an undergarment with a shuriken pattern on it, a blue lantern hakama, and a pair of clogs with linen laces, this outfit fits the owner's indifferent temperament very well.

The black pupils are like a pool of clear water, and when they look at each other, they will unconsciously calm down.The silver hair is a little messy, which may be because of the hard hair.

The overall image is undoubtedly the type that is widely sought after by female compatriots, tall (181cm), rich (running a booming convenience store), handsome?

——If there is no mask that gets in the way, there is no need to put a question mark after the handsome word, although I have never seen the real face of this person.

Xin Baji was slightly envious, and then looked at Yinshi with contempt.

"I wanted to ask you how you met Kakashi-san, but now I just want to resign. It's fine to pay the rent in arrears, but there are foreign debts!"

"Don't just look at people by appearance, Xin Baji, I didn't expect you to be such a superficial person! It's just that you have the same hairstyle and wear a mask, so people can't help but call him 'Kakashi-san' or something, A lot of age has not yet graduated from jump, and even the name of the store is "Konoha", which is obviously a Hokage beep—the person is too poisoned and a serious fan of cosplay. Kakashi himself is a popular male god. , this guy is using this gimmick to attract customers without feeling guilty!!!”

"Who was the person who asked me to buy a jump yesterday? What about your integrity!"

"Ah, it's probably that old lady Dengshi." Yin Shi stretched out his little finger to dig his ear, and then took it out again to blow.

"Don't just let Granny Dengshi lie down, you bastard! You still owe her five months' rent!"

"Cough." Bai Yan put the teacup back on the low table. "First of all, I never asked people to call me 'Kakashi'. Don't forget that when you came to my store to buy a jump, I was wearing a ninja suit that day, and you shouted 'Kakashi' Xi Sansan' ran over to ask me to sign for a group photo. Secondly, use? I am a clean and decent businessman, the kind who pays taxes on time. Finally, a lot of age? Silver, you still owe me..."

"I'm sorry——! Bai Yan sama." Yinshi maintained the posture of sitting in the chair, and directly smashed his head on the desk with his hands raised. "I didn't add sugar in the past few days, which led to insanity. The little one made a slip of the tongue. Please forgive me for the little one."

The corner of Xin Baji's mouth twitched, and he turned his head to the side not to look at the other two.

——Yin Sang, you not only have no integrity, you even discarded the lower limit!Also, Ka... No, Yan-san, the reason why the name 'Kakashi' is so well-known is not only because of the similar appearance, but also because you opened a convenience store into a 'Hokage'-themed convenience store!Don't think I don't know that the best-selling jump and manga in the entire 'Kabukicho' is your store!

"The principal is so far away that you can't even get the interest?" Bai Yan rolled up his cuffs. "Forget it, I'll give you another three days. From now on, you can send the monthly interest money to the 'Konoha Convenience Store'."

"Ah, I knew that Bai Yan-sama was the most heart-warming. He deserves to be the most handsome man in 'Kabukicho'." Yin Shi straightened up and smiled obscenely. "In the future, I will be conscious, repay the loan on time every month, work hard, and strive for a well-off life."

——Ah, I can't stand this doggy look anymore.

Xin Baji got up and was about to make another pot of tea, but he heard a knock on the door.

"Knock knock——."

"Knock knock——."

"Knock knock——."

"Didn't I tell you that I have no money, old woman!"

One minute later, Xin Baji stood at the door, looked at the man who was kicked by Yinsang, and silently looked at the sky at a 1-degree angle.

——It's so miserable, with a bruised nose and a swollen face.The uniform he was wearing seemed to be that of an official.It's over, is it too late for me to run away and get rid of the relationship?

"Sorry, I made a mistake, start over." Yinshi turned and walked towards the house.

"You stop for me!"

Yinshi stopped, and the man lying on the ground seemed to have got up, and the back of his head was pressed against something hard... This feeling is like a gun.

"You are the house of everything, right? Please come with us."

"I'm really sorry..." Yin Shi tilted his head slightly, one, two... a total of three people. "Mom said, don't go with strangers."

"Didn't she teach you not to disobey the shogunate?"

The man who looked to be the officer pushed his sunglasses. Although he looked embarrassed with nosebleeds, what he said made people have to take it seriously.

"Are you from the shogunate?"

"I am a member of the Immigration Bureau. I have a job to ask you, Mr. Masterhouse."

It wasn't until several people got into a limousine that Xin Baji came back to his senses, as if he had escaped disaster and had an extra commission.

"Ah, I forgot about Yan Sang!"

Considering that there were people from the Immigration Bureau sitting in front of him, Xin Baji's voice was deliberately kept low.

"That guy left early, when they knocked on the door." Yinshi looked out the car window and murmured. "Come and go without a trace, just get used to it."

Xin Baji froze for a moment, and moved the hand on his knee. "Hey, Yinsang. Have I ever told you that I worked ten days at the 'Konoha Convenience Store' a year ago? I always thought that Ka... Yansang was a bit mysterious, and so were the other three clerks. Three years The former suddenly appeared in Kabukicho, and quickly integrated into it. Although everyone is a very good person, but... there is always a feeling that people can't explain. Have you known him for a long time?"

"You think so."

"Eh? What do you mean?"

"Ah, didn't I say it before, it's just a Hokage bee—— who is too addicted and a cosplay lover. When you think he is special, you have been cheated! Then you can't help but go to his shop Buying things here, time and time again, let him make a lot of money, understand."

"If you say it, it means you haven't said it!"

"It's enough for the glasses to be responsible for complaining, and deepness is not suitable for you."

"Hey--!"

Is this really the case?

The driver's driving skills are very good, and there is no trace of bumps.Yinshi adjusted his sitting posture, half of his body was pressed against the right car door.He has never been a person who likes to recall the past, or he may not want to.Those things, those people, are too heavy.And Bai Yan is also part of the memory.

If Xin Baji didn't ask, he wouldn't think about it, but it is undeniable that many, many pictures have been kept in his mind, very clear.

'Hey, Chenma, is he the secret weapon you said? '

'Ahahahahaha, Jin Shi, you'll see it soon, it's amazing——. '

'Yo you're big!Wearing a face mask is cool?Tsk. '

'Silver, you're just jealous of others.The same silver hair, but you are sad natural curly.Ah, by the way, what is the name of this comrade? '

'White Fang. '

"Wig, believe it or not, I'll take that wild cat you brought back two days ago to plug the cannon!"Who can set off the refreshingness of straight hair without our natural curls!And the name 'White Fang' sounds like a pseudonym no matter what! '

'Silver, what do you think of White Fang?He has been here for almost three months. '

'Did you deliberately avoid Chen Ma and the wig just to tell me this?Takasugi. '

'You just answer my questions. '

'No opinion. '

'Yeah?Recently, a soldier reported to me that many people in the ranks did not accept 'White Fang' very well. '

'What's the meaning. '

'Other than occasionally being able to see this person on the battlefield, it was because of the eye-catching silver hair.At other times, you will never find his trace and perceive his existence.This style of acting, coupled with killing people invisible...'

'Are you afraid of him...Although I rarely observe this person, but he gives me the feeling that as long as he is still a companion, he is absolutely safe. '

'Ah, I think so too.If there was anyone whom I least wanted to be my enemy, it was White Fang. '

'Don't be dazed on the battlefield. '

'...''Thank you, do I owe you my life? '

'Walk. '

'You appeared so suddenly, I haven't fully reacted yet. '

'Is the legendary White Yaksha so fragile? '

"Tch, I thought Bai Fang was a cold-faced and cool guy who took the high-cold route, but he turned out to be a poisonous tongue. '

'...'

'Hello!Wait for me...it's gone again, are you wearing an invisibility cloak, bastard! '

'Sakata Gintoki?Didn't the shogunate post a notice saying that you were executed? '

'Yo, long time no see.Can those people in the shogunate believe what they say?Yinsang, I'm so smart, can I be beheaded by them? '

' And who was thrown in jail for a stranger... Well, very witty. '

'You know this too? ''who are you. '

'White Fang.Colleagues, self-introduction is unnecessary. '

'...' 'I'll always know.By the way, it seems that you are quite rich, can you lend me some?Rent in Edo is a bit expensive, Yinsang still wants to start a company or something. '

White Fang, Kakashi.

Bai Yan.

Cut... Even the code name from back then has a strong Hokage style, it must be too early to be poisoned.