A broken waist warning from a god judge

Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice and the rule of law...

Silently recite the 24-character motto in my heart, and the smile fits well in the first episode without losing embarrassment.

He discovered that the words printed at the beginning of the Chinese learning textbook had a magical ability to make people not afraid of resentful spirits. In the process of repeating silently, his soul was also sublimated. He always felt that if he continued to read, he would see through the world of mortals , choose to become a monk...

"Hey, hey, is this frightening?"

Yunjin patted Yiqi Yizheng's cheek with his hand: "Cheer up, big brother, how will Awataguchi survive after you die? Do you want Yaoken to support a family by himself?"

This patchwork of words of consolation actually had an effect, and the eyes that had become cloudy trembled for a while, and they regained their clarity: "I, what's going on with me."

"Hehehehe, my concubine, I just smiled a little and made this adult lose his mind..."

Taking out the lighter, Yun Jin let the small flames approach Shikigami, threatening her silently.

"... I won't say anything about myself."

This rare Shikigami No. [-] with five senses was forced to shut her mouth. She looked at the person who subdued her resentfully. These days, no matter how she stimulated the power in her body, she could not affect the ordinary-looking man. Unusual little girl.

I don't even think about who you are.

Little Hammer laughed in his heart, a paper figure with stubby limbs and a big head, winks and bows at you, she is attracted to you only because of her unique aesthetics.

Oh no, it still has some effect, but it's not her who is affected...

"Do you want to hear the process of subduing her?"

Yunjin stared at Yiqi Yizheng with burning eyes, and really wanted to hear: "I can tell you everything in detail, it's like this..."

Without waiting for Yizheng to agree, she turned on the chatterbox mode, da da da like a machine gun, and told Taidao youth the process of subduing the wraith from beginning to end.

At this point, what else can I do besides listening with a smile on my face?

It's like facing a bear child, either grab the opponent and beat him up, or let the opponent continue, and sue the parents afterwards.

He couldn't beat Yun Jin, so he could only listen.

"In fact, she is very good at hiding. The place where she often stays is the air vent. She quietly looked outside. I didn't notice her at first, but when I was sitting on a chair and eating, I took a casual glance and saw her eyes. , looked at me full of resentment, and a drop of blood dripped from the eye socket."

"...There is no need to say such details."

The little heart was pounding, and he had already become a Buddha with one beat.

"Then I went over and pulled her out. Her hair was very long, and it took a long time to pull it to the end."

The god judge Yun Jin seemed to have acquired a beloved toy and wanted to show off to others: "The hand can also be taken off, both of which can be used, and there is a sound when it is knocked on the drum. With a faint scream."

"It's like this. I think the smiling face of Qingjiang may resonate with you. Why don't you replace today's valet with him, and you can chat for a whole afternoon."

Taidao, who doesn't want to have nightmares, contributed his colleagues: "Do you know the origin of the smiling face Qingjiang?"

He said eloquently that his storytelling ability was much higher than Yun Jin's.

"Wow--!"

Yun Jin was attracted by what Yi Zhen said in the first issue: "Is it so powerful? And killing female ghosts, it sounds really cool."

"Yes, very cool."

He said a word that didn't match his temperament at all, and tried to get up and walk out: "Then I will inform him that at this time, Smiling Qingjiang should be brushing the horses in the stables, and he can change his clothes after he changes his clothes." Come over and take over the job of valet."

"Well……"

Yun Jin narrowed her eyes slightly to look at Yiqi Yizhen: "You, you must be afraid, right?"

"Hehehehehe..."

The Shikigami who was told to shut up let out another long series of piercing laughter: "You are the only one who can stay awake under the attack of my concubine, and the others... even if he is a monster, he can't resist Take a look at the resentment of being a concubine."

She was quite proud when she said this, the tray above her head was shaking, and the tea set on it almost fell to the ground.

"In the end, I was caught."

Yun Jin possessed by KY spirit put an end to the female ghost's arrogance in a second: "But no need, I'm going to talk to those Fu Sangshen who are willing to go to this world. After all, they are also newbies in this world, and there are many things to pay attention to. .”

"I'm with you."

This good news made Yiqi Yizhen smile from the bottom of his heart. He walked quickly two steps to the front and opened the door for Yunjin, and then when he walked, he automatically fell behind half a step, always following at the right distance.

In terms of grasping the distance between him and his master, Fu Sangshen was born with all the skill points full, and he was close without being intimate. No one could do better than them.

Yunjin who was walking in front could see Fu Sangshen following behind her at a glance from the corner of her eye. Even if her title was changed, her name was just another way of saying the God Judge or the Lord to these swords. That's all.

——What is this, the difference between monarch and minister that penetrates into the bone marrow?

Yun Jin's first step was to find the Fujishirou of Awataguchi's family. These short knives have a strong curiosity about the present world. Compared with those old knives who are more willing to drink tea in the Honmaru, they are the first batch to raise their hands. of those.

So Yun Jin decided to give them a small benefit.

The human world is complicated and complex, and simple and simple, but when walking outside, it is better to look like an adult.

Otherwise, it would be reported every day for employing child labor. How could that small cake shop survive the questioning from the labor bureau?

Afterwards, the debut related written on the plan is also to let the 18-year-old youth on the ID card go better.

There is no shortage of so-called underage idols here, and there are quite a few famous child stars. Some people say that it is necessary to become famous as soon as possible, but Yunjin always feels that it is better to stop this trend.

What age has what age should do, put people who do not belong to a certain age group into areas they should not touch, if the guardian protects well, the child can still remain clear in the colorful and turbid world, If parents are all looking at money, it is even more impossible for children to have the happy childhood they should have.

And where does the ID come from...

Yun Jin poked at the big monster that was almost silent on the list. It was a crow she had picked up from the door of her house at that time.

It should be a mutated crow. Anyway, those two big wings made Yunjin, who was suddenly greedy for grilled chicken wings, hesitate for a long time, and then he didn't do the ghostly act of chopping off the wings and roasting them when the opponent was unconscious.

After the monster who didn't understand the language woke up, he found that Yunjin couldn't understand what he said, so he simply closed his mouth and turned into a silent handsome man.

In the end, he turned to his grandfather Qingpan for help, and finally figured out where this otherworldly monster came from.

It is said that the internal turmoil of the island country on the other side of the sea caused a gap in the barrier that can protect the entire island. He was sucked in by this gap and survived with great effort. He was able to hold a tree and float on the sea, and was picked up by Yunjin.

This all happened more than 100 years ago, and Yunjin's goldfish-like memory can only provide her with these fragmentary clues.

Later, the crow spirit returned to his own country, and continued to write transnational letters. Fortunately, where Qingpan lived, the address for mailing letters had not changed for thousands of years, so the relationship between these pen friends could be maintained.

When you have a mobile phone, it becomes letters and text messages; when the mobile phone becomes a smart phone, this communication method remains unchanged.

They do have good friends, but this crow spirit can't say a few words a year. Every year on New Year's Eve, he will be stingy with words and send a happy new year.

This kind of blessing is submerged in the huge blessing messages. Yunjin always waits until the year is over before he finds this message from the endless dialog box and replies with a similar sentence.

However, Yun Jin firmly believed that the friendship between her and the crow would not disappear with the passage of time.

If it could disappear, there would have been no news of him on the first day he returned home. There would be no letters that arrived after half a year.

So, she sent a sentence of hello, and then attached an emoji made of her own photo, and greeted the other party happily.

As the saying goes, beautiful girls are not afraid to become emoticons, because they have no dead ends in 360 degrees.

Yun Jin is not afraid either, because she thinks she is cute, and besides, when she can't see the person, using her expression to greet each other, isn't it the same as meeting someone.

"Yunjin, who are you chatting with?"

Luan brought tea to the judge, Hirano brought snacks, and the remaining dagger hesitated for a moment, Maeda stuffed the soft pillow behind Yunjin so that she could lean comfortably.

"A friend."

Raising her head, Yun Jin smiled gratefully: "Last time, I had no choice but to be in another world. Now that I'm in my own territory, I have to provide you with identification documents."

"Otherwise, you can only work illegally in one place, which sounds too pitiful."

"But we will be recognized."

When Shinano said this, he hesitated: "It's not that we are boasting about ourselves, it's just that our looks, in the eyes of certain people, are like big light bulbs in the crowd, which is extremely conspicuous."

"Don't be afraid, dye your hair and wear colored contact lenses, and then raise your height, even if they point to your face and say, isn't this Yaken Toshiro, you can calmly refuse."

Yaken, who was used as an example, smiled helplessly.

"...You mean, you want to forge us again?"

Bodo couldn't hide his excitement: "It means to grow taller, so it's like this, this is it, this is it."

He said important things three times, and Toshiro Hakata seemed to say more than three times, even if it was three hundred times, he didn't want to stop.

"Yes."

Yun Jin nodded: "Because the nature of child labor is too bad, so you can only go out after you have become adults who meet the requirements on your ID card."

"Dagger and Wakizashi both look too young, but in this society, there are slightly more potential dangers for cute children and teenagers."

After popularizing some knowledge, Yunjin finally waited for the confirmation from the Crow Spirit.

"My friend said that he will help you get identification after meeting you."

This sentence floated into Yunjin's ears, and it was automatically rounded up and became affirmative.

"Your friend?"

"As I said before, I have many monster friends."

After finishing one thing, Yunjin drank tea and ate snacks in peace of mind. She took out a gemstone as a decoration as usual. A mouthful of ordinary food was paired with a small bite of gemstone, and her eyes were so happy that she squinted her eyes.

"Then when can we go?"

Goto asked a little excitedly.

"Go to Brother Ah Gang's cake shop first, and the crow and I made an appointment to meet there."

We should make good use of the base of the cake shop. After looking at the map, Yunjin found that this small town is located in the center of the whole country, so it is very convenient to go anywhere.

"crow……"

Is it the one with the big wings?

Fu Sangshen pictured in his mind an image of a person with a black body and a bird's head. When they transform into human form, they really don't know what those monsters with animal prototypes look like.