A broken waist warning from a god judge

"Remove the door?"

"Unload."

After shooting for a long time, there was no result, Tsurumaru Kuninaga chose the most brutal way.

"Do you really want to come this way?"

Wuji Zhenzong was a little hesitant, this is the place where Karasuma lives, and he usually walks lightly when passing this place, and now let them openly tear down the gate, to be reasonable, this requires some mental preparation first. .

"Whatever you are afraid of, it was all done by Sanri Yuezong."

Crane Maru threw the pot and put it firmly on Sankaiyue's head: "And this is the fastest way, you see we knocked on the door for a long time to no avail, obviously, either the people in the yard fell asleep Didn't hear it, or he didn't want to pay attention to us."

However, everyone is fusangshen, so how could they not hear it? It is estimated that their conversation outside the door can be steadily transmitted to Xiao Karasuma's ears.

Speaking loudly on purpose is also to remind Karasuma to come and open the door if possible, otherwise they will force their way in.

The group waited for another quarter of an hour, but there was still no movement in the courtyard.

Candlestick cut Guangzhong sighed, put his thumb on the back of the knife and pushed upwards, the moment the knife was unsheathed, the closed door slowly opened.

"What are you looking for?"

Karasuma appeared at the door wearing his all-black inner suit, he was stepping on a pair of wooden clogs, and the expression on his face was extraordinarily indifferent.

——Where is this father, it is clearly a stepfather.

I don't know how the other party approached the gate quietly while walking on the bluestone road with wooden clogs... In short, after meeting someone, everything is easy to talk about.

"Is such that……"

Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada cooperated tacitly, and explained in detail what happened in Honmaru these days, the most important thing is at the end. Tomorrow at eleven o'clock in the morning, everyone must appear in the meeting hall on time, No one can be less.

"The swordsmith's strength is unfathomable, and even he is taboo, I think we have no resistance."

Compared with the human world, Fusangshen's world is much simpler. They pay attention to force and resourcefulness, but when the opponent's fist can easily crush them to death, of course the strong are respected, and what you say is what you say.

"Is there anything else?" Karasuma asked.

"Um... gone?"

With a bang, the door closed against Tsurumaru's nose, and the dust that fell from the shock fell on Fu Sangshen's head and shoulders, making him look a little more embarrassed.

"Wow, isn't it better to shut the door than to shut the door?"

With a sigh, Tsurumaru quickly patted the dust off his head: "You heard it too, I told him the stipulated time and place, if he doesn't arrive tomorrow, it's none of my business. "

"This is the end?"

Taigu Zhong Zhenzong looked belatedly: "It's too fast, we haven't had time to ask questions."

"Maybe Father is going to fetch water for a bath?"

"If His Highness Karasuma rushes out to beat you, we won't help."

Tsurumaru's meaningless guess made several black lines hang on Mukichi's forehead.

"How could it be, my father loves me so much."

The white-haired Taidao ran the train with his mouth full: "Look, there is a bird in his name, and a crane in my name, what does that mean..."

"You can go."

Xiao Karasuma's voice really came from the door: "Be cautious in your words and deeds."

He also left a four-character mantra. As for the object of this warning, there is no one other than Tsurumaru.

"You see, Father is still concerned about our health, so let's eat early."

Tsurumaru looked at Candlestick Kiri with a smile on his face: "Since things are going better than expected, why don't we have a dinner or something? Just now the swordsmith said a lot of things, I want to find someone to talk about it. .”

"Farewell."

The candlestick cut Guangzhong and refused.

"Don't look at me, bye."

Taiko Zhong Zhenzong didn't give Tsurumaru face either.

"We can go home and eat by ourselves."

Wuji and Guijia looked at each other, and there was a rare tacit understanding: "If you want to talk, find someone else, and we won't accompany you."

"Don't treat the relationship so indifferently. In this environment where we are walking on thin ice, shouldn't we Fusangshen help each other and become each other's little partners?"

This warm enough smile was indistinguishable from the devil's smile in the eyes of the other four.

They quickly retreated three meters, leaving Tsurumaru standing on the opposite side alone.

"About what the swordsmith said, do you really have no idea?"

"We are all Fu Sangshen who have experienced several god-inspectors. Even if we don't look at our respective IQs, the salt we eat is more rice than a newborn sword."

"Is it possible that everyone still has the naive idea that you are unique and have been summoned?"

Tsurumaru's smile gradually deepened: "If that's the case, it's really interesting. Well, if that's the case, please allow me to laugh wildly for 3 minutes before continuing the conversation."

"you shut up."

Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada didn't know what kind of madness Tsurumaru was doing: "Want to say yes? Come with me."

He wanted Taiko Bell and the others to take this opportunity to leave, but he didn't expect all three of them to follow. It seems that Tsurumaru's far-fetched words still attracted these people.

——That’s why I don’t want you to listen.

As the Candlestick Kiri who used to clean up Tsurumaru Kuninaga's mess in the original Honmaru, this fusangshen who seems to only have a face to see, does have other things worth considering besides his face.

Those innocuous pranks successfully allowed Tsurumaru to detect the bottom line of different Fusangshen.

It can be noticed that Tsurumaru has never provoked those Fusangshen who can't take jokes, or are not good at communicating with people through pranks.

He has drawn a line with different people, clearly distinguishing what can be done and what can't be done, and he will never step over it.

Also because of this reason, most people's impression of Tsurumaru is that he is a playful and playful personality, which is difficult to deepen.

Is this really the case?

Candlestick sighed inwardly, I don't think so.

He deliberately chose His Majesty Karasuma as his target. He must have his own ideas. The team that was supposed to disperse after finishing speaking is still gathered together, and the eyes of the three are not nothing. empty meaning.

I can only hope that Tsurumaru can control himself this time and stop talking nonsense.

Otherwise, he would annoy the boss in this pill, and he would definitely not be able to escape a blow.

Oh, maybe Tsurumaru is looking forward to being beaten, he has shown the idea of ​​wanting to be a fake several times, if the judge is in Honmaru at the moment, maybe he has the cheek to feel being beaten to the end What is the use.

"Be careful with your words and deeds, Tsurumaru Kuninaga."

Reminding the white-haired youth with the same words, the candlestick brought these people to the restaurant.

Honmaru, who didn’t have meal time and had no judges, fell silent again in the place used for dinner, which also made it easier for Tsurumaru to chat nonsense, no matter how loudly he chattered, only a few people in front of him could listen arrive.

"You guys are chatting, I'll make some simple lunch."

Candlestick has no interest in this at all, he has long passed the age of tracing the origin, and he has no curiosity about why he became a fusangshen and when it will dissipate.

Are you curious, will the retrograde army automatically pick off the head?

Are you curious, the rice will automatically knead into rice balls, jump into your mouth and wait to be eaten?

Proceed from reality, don't think about anything else, his Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada has such a down-to-earth character.

To use a simple analogy, when someone tells Candlestick Qie Guangzhong that he can get rich by buying lottery tickets, and the probability of getting rich is as high as 50%, Candlestick Qie will not buy it.

It's a matter of luck, he never deliberately pays attention to it, the most is to scratch off the shopping receipt, get a third prize and take a pack of paper to go home.

And Tsurumaru's series of words are all based on certain facts he observed, combined with his conjectures, to create a set of rhetoric.

Is it credible?

No one can tell the truth from the fake, even Tsurumaru, who can fool himself, sometimes doesn't know how true what he is saying.

But as long as someone listens, he is willing to chatter. After all, in this pill, there are only two ways for normal swords to go, either become chatterbox, or become dumb.

Tsurumaru doesn't want to donate his vocal cords to those in need, so he has cultivated a level of chattering all over his body. If he were to be a fortune teller in ancient times, he would definitely earn a lot of money every day.

Just like that, Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada was calmly cooking dishes in the kitchen, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga outside was passionately brainwashing the three Zhenzongs.

After the dishes were cooked and the rice was fragrant and served to everyone, Candlestick saw four Fu Sangshen with bloodshot eyes.

——This is the pyramid scheme that the lord said, it is really a loss for Tsurumaru to never join this organization.

It took a second to recall the past, Candlestick cut put the food in front of the four of them.

"lunch."

His share is still in the kitchen, and Candlestick doesn't want to sit at the same table with them for the time being.

Facing someone like Tsurumaru Kuninaga, he dared to relax his vigilance, with that confused expression that "seemed to be wrong but seemed to make sense", he didn't want to cheat you.

"Let's eat first."

Tsurumaru said with a smile, and took the initiative to push the food to the middle: "I was the only one talking just now, don't you guys have any ideas?"

"Have."

Taiko Bell nodded sincerely: "You have been talking for so long, why is your throat dry?"

Tsurumaru's smile stiffened.

"It's not bad to listen to as a story, and the imagination is rich enough."

Kiko Sadamune made a comment: "But this is just to encourage us to work with you. Sorry, I can also draw lofts in the air. Would you like to experience it with me?"

"No date, no date."

After waving his hands, Tsurumaru felt a little helpless: "I know it's not easy to be fooled by human beings, isn't the salt you eat a bit too much?"

"Could it be possible to be fooled by you like a little Mengxin?"

Wuji Zhenzong scooped up the tofu in the bowl, and asked indifferently: "You're not sure about it yourself. You looked away a few times during your speech, probably because you were thinking about how to round up your own words."

"It's all discovered by you."

Tsurumaru felt uncomfortable when his little trick was exposed: "Forget it, I'll go back and think about how to improve it to be more convincing."

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong watched his performance and took a mouthful of food in silence.

No, your argument is already very convincing.

Those three people relied on their refusal to prove that they were not brainwashed, but fell into Tsurumaru's trap. Through these performances, Tsurumaru became more certain that even if these three people felt that what he said was wrong, they would go back Find the answers to your questions yourself.

The falsehood in the truth is a bait that makes them actively jump into the pit.

I didn't see how bright Tsurumaru's expression is now, and finally got three listeners, and all of them were people who listened to his words...

Candlestick couldn't help praying, hoping that the judge would come back soon.

Will beating Tsurumaru's body bring his head back to the level of a normal person?

Brainwashing every day is too inconsistent with Fu Sangshen's standard of conduct. Even in this world, such people will not be allowed to exist.

"Wash the empty bowls after eating by yourself."

Leaving such a sentence, Candlestick Che left the restaurant. He still has a lot of things to do, for example, to ask Hotaru, whether the grandfather of the god judge needs to eat.

Food is the most important thing for the people, and all god judges need to eat. As her relatives, it should be the same.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, it is also good to get in touch with this monster that even knifesmiths are wary of.

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Candlestick cut: It is really a loss not to engage in pyramid schemes.

Tsurumaru: Don't say that, I'm sorry.

Maka warning from my brother