A broken waist warning from a god judge

On the third day after Yunjin disappeared from Honmaru, Yaki Hasebe also disappeared.

Now Fu Sangshen can confirm that their god judges are indeed alive and well, and they are still using the summoning sword to remind them that if the matter cannot be resolved before everyone is summoned, they can move to another place. of the world.

The mood suddenly became tense.

As for Hasebe, who was holding a pen in his hand and hadn't figured out the situation, he knelt down on one knee the moment he saw Yun Jin, and the corner of Qing Guang's mouth twitched involuntarily with that neat appearance.

——So proficient, you must have practiced it many times in your heart!

"Master God Judge."

Hasebe lowered his head. This is a brand new version of Yunjin that he has never seen before. The level of respect he would put an incense burner in front of himself and then plug in three incense sticks will directly surprise the little hammer who has never seen the big world. Gotta jump up.

She didn't dare to sit directly in front of Hasebe, she always felt that she was going to build a golden body in the next second and take a strange route.

"Let him get up first."

Yun Jin gave Yamato Shou'an a distressing look.

California Qingguang puffed up his cheeks a little unhappy, obviously he was the first Fusangshen summoned by the judge, but in this short day, Yamato Shou'an suddenly emerged as a judge NO.1 in the eyes of the gods.

I object with my real name in Qingguang, California. It is not allowed to go through the back door. It will hurt Ben Daojian's glass-like transparent and clear heart.

"Press and cut Hasebe, the judge asked you to stand up first."

Yamato Shou'an was very reliable, walked to Hasebe's side, and made this stubborn colleague stand up with a gesture of support.

"Then let him introduce himself."

Yun Jin said: "You should understand what I'm talking about, if you don't..."

"I see."

After conveying Yun Jin's instructions, Yamato Shou Anding stood on Yun Jin's right side as a guardian, but Qing Guang took a step slower and could only stand on the left side.

Oh, I know that Yamato Shou is not stable at all. For this performance, if he can score for favor, I must give him an 81, and the rest will be sent to him in the form of 666.

As for the missing 1 point, of course it was because An Ding was too proud, so it was deducted symbolically.

After hearing Dao's words clearly, Kakiri Hasebe repeated the words in his mind three times in an extremely calm state.

"The self-introduction when you were summoned by the god judge and came to the world?"

He deliberately asked back.

This is also a pressing self-adjustment. He never thought that after Yamato kept the stability, it would be his turn.

Because he couldn't think of this possibility at all, before he was summoned, he was still counting the views of the Honmaru swordsmen on wages, trying to find an intermediate number to satisfy everyone.

"Yes, yes, let's start quickly, we will order takeaway after reading."

California Qingguang looked particularly bored. He put his hand to his mouth and yawned. The freshly applied nail polish was shining brightly in the sunlight.

It also hurt Hasebe's heart.

Every swordsman has his own obsession. Taking California Qingguang as an example, he must be valued by the god judges, and his sense of existence is determined by the degree of favor he is.

The pressing and cutting are actually similar, but the direction of the two people's obsession is different.

He even wants to solve problems for the god-judgment, wishing to devote himself to the job 24 hours a day, to become the leader of Honmaru's face, to become the most trusted swordsman of the god-judgment.

This should be the employee that all business owners want to have, but it's a pity that the previous judges in the Hasebe didn't think so.

They all feel that they are too much in control, like a housekeeper, and it is really annoying when they are talking about it.In addition, there is no shortage of serious and responsible Fusangshen in Honmaru, so this sword who desperately shows his loyalty is artificially ignored and does some unimportant things.

The only time when you can get in touch with the core affairs of Honmaru is the time when the two judges hand over the work.

It is only at this special point of time that Hasebe's carefulness and rigor will be valued by others, and the constant care in his heart can be released from the cage and poured out to his heart's content.

"Cough cough."

Yamato Shou'an had to remind Yaqie that he was a bit distracted.

"I am so sorry."

Yaqie reacted and saluted Yunjin again. Being treated like this, the hairs on Yunjin's arms stood on end.

This is the best candidate that you two unanimously recommended?

——Is there still time for me to return the goods?

The little bit of grievance in her eyes was seen by Qing Guang, who was always paying attention to the judge.

Seeing this made Qing Guang feel distressed.

In front of them, Hasebe, wearing his overly rustic sports-style inner suit, read out his self-introduction from the bottom of his heart.

"My name is Hasebe, and I will do anything for you as long as it is the command of the Lord."

"...pressing and cutting the Hasebe."

This time, Yun Jin read the name like a poor little girl who was being persecuted, full of grievances and had no place to say: "You understand what I said, right? If so, please sit on the sofa next to you. There are takeaway leaflets on the table. See if you have anything you want to eat."

"How can I let you eat takeaway, my lord?"

With a face full of disapproval: "How can you rest assured that what you make outside is as good as what you make at home, and the two of you are the same. If someone wants to poison the food, won't it hurt the judge?"

[This is one of the important reasons why your name changed to Yaki·Liangliang·Hasebe! 】

California Qingguang shouted in his heart: "Of course we check the status of the food before the judge eats it."

Yunjin: Is there ==?

"You say yes, An Ding."

He gave Yamato Mori a warning look, signaling him not to expose himself.

"Indeed, she is also my judge, how could she be exposed to dangerous things."

Yamato Mamoru gave Kiyomitsu a lot of face: "And I and California Kiyomitsu are not good at cooking, and there are no fresh ingredients here. In order to keep the judges from starving, takeaway is the best choice."

"I can do it."

Hasebe is like a shepherd dog eager to be petted by his owner. He obviously has a human shape, but there seems to be a tail growing out of his back and flicking wildly. His desire to get close to his owner is vividly expressed by him.

He was a little anxious, but the words obviously came from concern, which made Yunjin a little bit more considerate of the overly blunt performance of hitting the knife to pay the mourning god.

"Don't worry, my body is a hammer, how could it be poisoned."

When she was young, she sneaked into Fengchao's laboratory, tasted the dangerous reagents in it one by one, and wrote a set of conclusions about which tasted good and which tasted bad.

But after being seen by Qingpan, she was punished to face the wall and think for three days.

"..."

This is full of sloth reasons, and there is always a feeling that if I complain, I will lose.

"I ate sushi yesterday, do you have anything else you want to eat?"

It has to be said that the food that was delicious enough in Fu Sangshen's eyes made Yunjin feel very uncomfortable when it came to her mouth.

Whatever she eats at home, no matter what the food was like before she was alive, it will be overcooked when it is delivered to her mouth. Even when she goes to a western restaurant with her grandpa, she has to order a steak fully cooked, and diners at the next table In the eyes of the stomachache, he ate all the beef that was so old that his cheeks were sour.

What kind of sweet shrimp, what kind of salmon... Covered on top of the rice, it feels soft to the touch after eating it.

What is acceptable is egg yaki, and some seaweed rolls with vegetable strips.

What a sad thing for a little hammer whose staple food is gemstones and supplementary food is meat. Fortunately, the fried chicken ordered later soothed her wounded heart.

"Eat ramen?"

California Qingguang pointed to the flamboyant-looking leaflet: "Le Lexuan? It seems to be Chinese."

"Then just order seven or eight bowls. When you call, ask the boss to put more meat, and the cost of adding vegetables will be calculated separately."

Pressing and cutting Hasebe still frowned, probably there were too many seasonings in the takeaway, which made him worry about Yunjin's health.

"Mr. Press, can you come with me?"

Yamato Mamoru Anding felt that it was impossible to go on like this. As a colleague, since he had never gotten along with any swords, it was only natural for him to ignore this situation.

But now...the responsibilities are heavy and there is a long way to go.

"Is there a problem?"

Hasebe looked over: "I just want a light one, thank you."

"I want tonkotsu, add more meat."

After saying his choice, Yamato Shou Anding called the newly summoned Da Dao into the corridor, and when the door was closed, the two worlds inside and outside the house were separated.

"If you still want to get along well with the judge, you'd better change your habits."

"my habit?"

"You should have noticed, the God Judge, she is actually not used to being treated as the master, or in other words, being treated as a higher level of existence than us."

She hoped that other people would call her by her first name directly. The appellation "God Interrogator" only meant a title among Fu Sangshen, so it was acceptable to be called that.

But the lord, the lord, the lord... This category is quite resistant, so much so that the expression will be subtle when called.

"In the eyes of the god judges, you and I are Fu Sangshen, not much different from her."

"Maybe, we are a little more fragile, which also makes her take care of us more when we get along. It can be said that it is close to the elders treating the younger generation."

Press and cut Hasebe's language barrier.

"So you should be able to understand."

Yamato Moran gave Hasebe a look of "I think you can do it": "Also, they are all monsters, it's okay to eat more, maybe we can still be salted to death because of eating too much salt ?"

"The judge may be very old."

When she said this, An Ding took the initiative to lower her volume: "But she is still a child, we can't look at her the way we look at ordinary people."

"Don't make the judge uncomfortable, it's also to protect yourself, you probably don't want to be hated by her."

All that needs to be said has been said, and Yamato Shou'an has also done his best. If the other party is still not enlightened, he can just watch Hasebe die.

Like California Kiyomitsu, Fu Sangshen, who has found a way to get along with an almost beast-like intuition, can't there be more?

He opened the door and went in. As expected, Qing Guang and Yun Jin were looking at the leaflet together.

Both of them have a little choice phobia, especially when the price is the same, they have compared which bowl has more ingredients and is more affordable.

The difference is only a few tens of yen, why don't you compare them so happily.

Maybe this is their fun, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.

"It's so annoying, why don't you just order a bowl of the same thing."

Tuhao Yunjin sighed that he didn't want to make a choice: "Anyway, I can eat it all."

"But you can't eat all of them in one go. Noodles are not sushi. After a period of time, they absorb the soup and become soft and unpalatable."

"...It's a nightmare."

"Yes."

The two looked at each other with a sense of heroism.

"Then let's go to the store to eat."

Yamato Shou Anding took the leaflet and clicked on the store address printed below: "Look, it's not far away, and it's only a 10-minute walk."

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go."

As soon as Yunjin slapped the table, she was about to leave.

At the door, when he was called over, the shoes left Hasebe, who had fallen on Honmaru, with a suicidal mentality.

——But sitting inside the room, there is really no need to wear shoes, heh, heh.

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Press cut: This is hell, it must be, if not, why would I lose such a big face.

An Ding: Mr. Press, your face fell at your feet, remember to pick it up.

Beep, beep, retreat quickly