A broken waist warning from a god judge

Men with swords all have good looks.

And Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the man in front of him whose facial features were cut like a knife, and there was no wavering in his heart.

His chin was pinched by the other party, but it couldn't stop his eyes from glancing downwards. With this look, he felt that his worldview had been impacted.

—Wait a minute, what are these matte leather boots that are almost parallel to the thighs?

——Should I be glad he didn't wear high heels?

——But this is not something to be thankful for!

"Excuse me, can you let me go?"

Zetian looked at the stranger very calmly. His jaw was clamped by the other party. From this point of view, he could easily pinch him. If he wanted to break free with his small arms and legs, the success rate was zero.

"huhuhu... but I don't want to—!"

"Don't fool around."

Tonboki slammed Qianko Muramasa's head with a fist, and the sound of duang made Sawada's teeth sore.

This strength can break ten bricks, right? Hitting such an important part of the brain, wouldn't it really give him a concussion?

"Sorry to scare you."

Tonbokiri, who seemed to be a reliable person at first glance, pushed Zetian towards the side of the hospital bed: "The straps should be buckled in the slots on both sides of the hospital bed, please untie them yourself, for me, get rid of this guy first .”

"..."

The long-haired man who was as strong as a cow was driven out by another equally strong man.

The latter gave Zetian an apologetic smile before closing the door, as if he was sorry for what happened just now.

"It's actually nothing serious."

Zetian muttered in a low voice. When he was most frightened, he turned his head against a wall of flesh. That kind of fright was comparable to a turning point in a horror game. Afterwards, although he was under the control of the other party, the inorganic gleam in those eyes Quality light, showing that person's true mood.

He didn't care who appeared in front of him at all, he just felt bored and wanted to scare him.

"Senior Skylark, wake up quickly."

In an unfamiliar environment, the lonely Zetian couldn't help talking to the boy with his eyes closed on the bed: "Did I not read the almanac when I went out today? Why is it so unfortunate... Or is it my previous life?" Too lucky to overdraw my luck in advance."

"...Shut up, it's too noisy."

Hibari Kyouya opened his eyes with difficulty, there was still pain in the back of his neck, and even his temples were throbbing.

"Senior, you are awake!"

Zetian's face was full of happiness just like New Year's Eve: "I know you are a monster like you, senior. Cough, it's fine if you wake up anyway. Is there any discomfort in your body? Do you need me to pour you a glass of water. "

"Apart from water, is there anything else you need?"

A voice very similar to that of Hibari Kyoumi but mature and smooth appeared, Xiaohumaru leaned against the door and looked at the two teenagers inside: "Don't look at me like this, Xiaohu, I came here specially to help you solve the problem." problem."

Came here on purpose, under San Riyue's explicit instruction; to solve the problem, it might as well be to see a joke.

"The Qianzi Muramasa who was forcibly dragged away by Dragonfly Kiri just now, could it be that he came to harass you?"

He walked into Hibari Kyouya, and his eyes fell on the other party with a scrutiny: "The muscle lines look good. To be able to achieve such results at a young age, you must have practiced a lot on weekdays."

But it's a pity that neither of these two people has spiritual power in their bodies, otherwise it would be interesting to grab them and become a god judge.

"Senior Skylark."

Zetian was a little apprehensive: "Don't you think, this gentleman's voice..."

Is it 90.00% similar to you?

The only difference is that the other person is an adult and you are a minor.

I seem to have found the reason why Senior Skylark is not human. It turns out that part of his body is not human blood.

Such a thought was so reasonable that I didn't want to, and I convinced myself.Zetian stepped back a meter silently, deeply feeling that he was excluded from a circle that suddenly rose up.

"lark?"

Xiaohuwan whispered the other party's name once, the syllable should have fallen crisply, but it lingered on the tip of his tongue several times before jumping out.

Zetian rubbed his ears, feeling a little itchy for no reason, and urgently needed a cotton swab.

"They are all the names of animals. It seems that you and Xiaohu and I still have some fate."

The belated self-introduction read from Xiaohuwan's mouth: "If you don't mind, you can just call me by my name. After all, this name is meant to be called by people, isn't it?"

"Hi, I'm Tsunayoshi Sawada."

Zetian, who was trying to turn into a little transparent bird, quickly said his name: "Then this is..."

"Kyoya Hibari."

The slightly lowered voice is more similar to Xiaohuwan's voice.

Xiaohuwan's eyes widened in surprise, and he looked a little more cute like a small animal: "Could it be, are you Xiaohu, my lost brother?"

Hibari Kyouya's face darkened.

"Hahahahaha, of course this is a joke."

Shrugging, Xiaohuwan sat cross-legged on another hospital bed: "The atmosphere is more relaxed, and the conversation is more convenient. You two are the only ones who can clearly explain what happened outside. The group of guys can't count on it at all."

"Come on, don't be shy, tell me what you know."

The two tufts of hair that looked like ears also trembled miraculously twice, making Zetian want to ask him if those were real fox ears.

"You just let me say it."

Zetian smiled bitterly: "I don't know what to say."

He didn't know who was staring at him. He was chased and beaten for a long time, and he couldn't even see what the enemy looked like. He was rescued inexplicably, and was threatened and taken to a strange place.

The mobile phone he just bought was also given to someone else. Zetian touched his pocket and only took out a bag of vacuum-packed fried tofu.

--mom!You put something weird in my clothes again!

"Oh? Is this the food sold in the outside world?"

The crumpled little cube was quite attractive in Xiaohuwan's eyes. He spread his palms and pulled the corners of his mouth to the sides: "Show me, or give me a taste?"

"If you don't mind, please."

Passing the fried tofu to the other party, Zetian watched the other party skillfully tore open the bag along the small opening, and showed a disgusted expression after taking a bite of uncooked food.

"Tsk, it's not delicious at all."

Xiaohumaru put the plastic bag on the head of the bed, and turned his attention back to Zetian: "Then let's start with the meeting between you and the god judge. Just talk about it, and I don't care anyway."

Is it really okay to put it so bluntly?

Why are there so many problem children in this place called Honmaru?

If it wasn't for Senior Skylark who couldn't beat them... I would have asked the senior to teach them how to behave with a kidnapper.

"Yunjin is your god judge."

Zetian still hasn't understood the meaning behind the title "God Judge". Literally, it is a person who distinguishes the authenticity and type of gods.

But Yunjin seems to have nothing to do with this word, and she can't even speak Japanese fluently. If any shrine dares to accept this, maybe she thinks it can't be opened, so she loses her mind at the end of her life?

"puff."

Xiaohuwan smiled: "Well, your complaints seem to have some truth, but the judge of the gods is not such a lofty thing here, it is a position, and what it can do is to pay for our funeral God provides spiritual power so that we don't have to disappear in this world."

"It sounds a bit powerful, but are you sure it's not child labor?"

"You don't know, you don't know that our god judge is not human." Xiaohumaru played with the end of her hair in circles, "She looks like a little girl, but her real age is several times your age, It’s not an exaggeration to call her grandma.”

It was because Yunjin was not there, otherwise he would have pulled off the two ears of Xiaohuwan's head after hearing what Xiaohuwan said.

A girl's age is the same as her weight, it doesn't exist, understand?

"No, not people."

Well, for this development, Zetian actually felt a little strangely true: "Well, then discarding these useless plots, the encounter between me and Yunjin is very ordinary."

On the way to school, I met a lost elementary school student. The fact that the foreign friend could not speak Japanese made him, a good-natured boy, unable to turn a blind eye. So he took the little girl to Bingsheng’s cake shop and donated pocket money to buy her a cake. go to school.

"How can it be so boring."

As soon as Zetian finished speaking, Kohomaru elongated his voice and sighed: "I thought it was a more romantic encounter, but I didn't expect it to be a standard ending that can be written in textbooks."

It was almost time to send the interrogator to the police station and wait for the family to claim it.

"There's something weird going on in your head."

Pour over quickly, will you?If I were Yunjin, your leader, I would definitely put the code of conduct for elementary and middle school students on your face and ask you to read it aloud ten times every morning.

"But these are enough for me."

Stretching, Xiaohumaru talked about other things and decided to pass the time: "By the way, let's talk about what happened outside. I haven't been to that place in the real world since I was summoned. I heard that people there Would it be fun to drive around?"

"Interesting, huh?"

Zetian once again fell into an embarrassing situation. He felt that he had traveled to a certain backward era now, and he was regarded as the only descendant to teach the aborigines what life would be like in the future.

I've never done anything like this before, so I don't know how to deal with it.

"Senior Skylark understands this better, let him tell the story."

Clearly speaking, Tsunayoshi Sawada gave Yunque an encouraging look: "Don't look at Senior Yunque's melancholy boyish appearance, in fact, he is our school grass, and there is no one in the school who doesn't know about him. Great name."

This is correct, but the so-called reputation is a bad reputation, and no one dares to provoke it.

"Oh? School grass?"

Xiaohuwan joked again: "As expected of my younger brother, such a great charm is in line with the general law."

"Hasn't the fox been the charming type among all kinds of anecdotes and anecdotes since ancient times? This phoenix eye can match it."

Hibari Kyouya's anger was burning quietly.

"Angry? Are you angry?"

Xiaohuwan seemed to be teasing a cub, poking at the tender belly of the other, wanting to see the other bite on his hand with his mouth open.

Is this the evil taste of the fox?

The ears wobbled again, and Xiaohumaru admitted that seeing an unfamiliar face was enough to arouse his curiosity.

"I'm hungry after talking for so long, why don't we go to the kitchen to find something to fill our stomachs."

Pointing to the door, Xiaohuwan used his freedom to lead the two ignorant teenagers out: "By the way, I can also introduce to you what this place is, where you can go and where you can't go."

"Is there a way to shut you up?"

Hibari Kyouya asked: "After chattering for a long time, don't you feel that you have talked too much?"

"do not think so."

Xiaohuwan smiled viciously: "It took me a long time to make you move a bit, and dry mouth is worth it, isn't it?"

Zetian suddenly remembered a brainwashing divine comedy, plus the fox and his own position...

【The more I look at it, the more I don't like it. Whose side do you want to stand on...】

"middle."

In a trance, Zetian sang out.