A broken waist warning from a god judge

Under the constant supply of Daughter Hong, none of Fu Sangshen escaped.

What must be known is that under the influence of alcohol, many swords release their instincts and let go of themselves. Take the Fudo Kyōkō that clasps Hasebe’s shoulder as an example. Have you ever heard of such a thing happening before?

no.

These fusangshen probably regarded this banquet as the last madness, even the daggers did not refuse the wine glass handed to them.

What's more, after breaking away from the image of cute children, they all regard themselves as adults.Even cats want to know the taste of saury, but they naturally don't want to let it go.

As it should be, these Fu Sangshen, who had never been drunk before, became the first batch of victims, just like the harvested wheat in the autumn harvest, falling down in a pile.

And those who had drinking experience and were able to maintain their sanity quietly stayed away from Yunjin.

They saw with their own eyes that it didn't taste like water, but had a bit more viscous liquid. The other party drank three big bowls without changing expression, and the swords that were trying to compete with Yunjin for wine slammed on the ground with a bang. He fell to the ground with a big lump on his head and didn't wake up.

This is not wine, it is clearly poison!

"Not at all."

Yun Jin, who was not drunk, shook her head, despising Fu Sangshen who wanted to overwhelm her: "As long as you drink so much, if I hit you ten by one, I'm bullying."

"Why don't you end this banquet early?"

Xiao Karasuma had no choice but to suggest to Yun Jin that there was the same glass on his table, but he only took a sip, only his cheeks were hot: "Most of them are drunk, even if there is another show It’s impossible to stage it.”

"Everyone is drunk."

Yun Jin answered with a few words: "Aren't you all still okay?"

The flames of war swished to his side, and Karasuma was taken aback for a moment, then naturally turned his gaze to Mikazuki Zongjin: "Then let Sankazuki have a few more drinks with you."

"If I am alone, it may not be enough."

Sanri Yuezong calmly dragged the people around him into the water: "The Dadiantaidian and Shuzhuwandian sitting on the edge, the wine in the cup has been left for a long time, and not even a milliliter has gone down."

"Speaking of which, can Shuzhuwan drink alcohol?"

Tilting her head, Yun Jin remembered the slightly special identity of the other party: "Shuzhuwan is a monk, right? Monks shouldn't drink alcohol?"

"You think too much."

Even Yingmaru, who loves tea, drank several cups, these swords don't want to escape with this preferential treatment.

"Japanese monks can marry wives and have children, and a glass of wine is nothing."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga's heart that was trying to make trouble was thumping: "Did you hear what the judge said at Suzumaru Temple over there? She ordered you to get drunk or go home. You are so uncomfortable Great."

Suzumaru Koji raised his lowered eyes slightly, he was a world by himself, and he was incompatible with the main venue where the demons danced wildly, but because of the "threat" of Yunjin, this awe-inspiring flower growing on the high mountain had to Come down from the altar yourself.

Slender and slender fingers stretched out and pinched the small wine glass. The wine in the glass swayed slowly with his movements, and fainted with the unceasing aroma of wine.

It's so intoxicating, if this cup goes down, it may be about to pour down.

Estimating the position where he might fall, Shu Zhuwan tilted the angle in advance, and then fell down safely without causing trouble to others.

Everyone watched Zhuzhuwan together, saw him drink up the wine in one gulp, put down the cup again, and then maintained the same movement for half a minute.

"This way of getting drunk..." Yun Jin was about to complain, but found that the situation was wrong, "Wait—don't you think there is something wrong with counting beads on him?"

"It seems that there is a little..."

Tsurumaru, who was trying to pull Daidenta in, walked towards the edge, he bent down and approached Suzumaru, and stretched out a finger to poke him.

If you're really drunk, you'll fall if you poke it; if you're not drunk...

"Hey……"

Dadian Taiguangshi made a non-existent voice: "Be careful..."

Before he finished speaking, Tsurumaru's attempt to play tricks ended with Suzumaru pinching his wrist.

"what?"

Tsurumaru raised his eyebrows slightly: "Aren't you drunk?"

To be honest, this kind of outrageous behavior in contact with the other party is evidence of being really drunk in the eyes of Tsurumaru, but this subconscious rhetorical question has an unexpected answer.

"Not drunk."

Shuzhuwan moved quickly, grabbed the small wine bottle placed on the corner of the table with one hand, flicked the cap of the bottle with his thumb, then pointed the mouth of the bottle at Tsurumaru's mouth, and poured down all the remaining wine.

"Wow~"

Only Yun Jin exclaimed enigmatically at this juncture: "Wonderful, this is really wonderful."

"Sakura, the mission I entrusted to you, you must persist until the last second!"

Her bright eyes made Sakura, who was fiddling with the camera, hang a black line on her head, but she was helpless, the camera with sufficient battery and surprisingly large memory still insisted on its position.Sakura also deliberately focused on Tsurumaru Suzumaru and took pictures for a long time.

This is also impossible, after all, under the background sound of a group of punching and drinking, the place where the two of them exist is like a paradise, with the effect of filtering noise.

"Ha - cough cough!"

Tsurumaru was forced to drink all the wine in his stomach before regaining his freedom. He quickly backed away, but in the state of drinking Nurhong, "Lingbo Weibu" obviously couldn't be realized, and the white crane in the crowd was caught Pushed left and right, and finally rolled directly into the corner.

Before he could get up, another drunk's arm hooked over, and Tsurumaru couldn't get up under the pressure.

"..."

Sanri Yuezong blinked and decided to pretend he didn't see it: "I didn't expect Shuzhu Wandian to hold such a good amount of alcohol."

In the past, no one dared to drink with Shuzhuwan, no, in this Honwan, let alone drinking, there is no need to say a few words between knives and knives, how to find out more?

"I didn't expect..."

Seeing Shuzhuwan's eyes turn from clear to chaotic, Yingwan is really in a dilemma, not knowing how to accommodate herself in this huge banquet hall.

Either choose to get together with the drunkards, you are drunk and I am drunk, and no one should laugh at anyone; or get closer to the god judge, which can effectively get rid of those colleagues who are trying to get drunk.

But I can't stop Yunjin who wants to feed him!

"Usually I only see you guys looking serious, but I didn't expect that when you're drunk, each of you will be more interesting than the other."

What Yunjin was carrying was another wine with a more intense aroma. She continued her way of being a king, and her face was neither red nor white when she looked up: "You can't drink this casually, if you touch it If you do, you might die."

After hearing her words clearly, Fu Sangshen felt a chill, and the drunkenness that was churning in his mind disappeared in an instant.

So, this thing is not wine at all, but poison with a different name!

"No, it's the water of life."

Little Hammer has a serious expression: "Cheers to our friendship~"

She raised the bottle, and the lively atmosphere of the banquet was stirred up again.

"what……"

"Uh……"

Early the next morning, Fu Sangshen, who were piled up like corpses, finally regained their senses scatteredly. They supported their heads, and their eyes were black and blue. It was obviously a banquet held for celebration, but after the end, they There is an illusion of being hollowed out.

"You're crushing me, my clothes are off."

Turtle King Zhenzong muttered and pulled his clothes out from under Fu Sangshen next to him. His coat, which gave people a pink and tender feeling, was stained with oil and wine at the moment, and the mixed smell was simply pungent.

What should I do if I don’t want it? Can it still be washed out?

Turtle, who has never considered this matter, can only pin his hopes on the powerful washing machine.

"What about the rest?"

Looking around, most of the Fu Sangshen were lying around. Everyone looked like they had fallen into the wine vat. Many people were still in a coma, and the alcohol was still playing their unique role.

"If you wake up, go over there and have a bowl of hangover soup first."

Candlestick Qie Guangzhong dragged a sleeping Fu Sangshen out: "If it's easy, please bring one more person there. After all, if I'm alone, I'll have to work for a long time to get it done."

Candlestick, who unexpectedly had a good capacity for alcohol, was the first to wake up. After seeing the horrific corpses, he had to put hangover soup first.

After stumbling to the kitchen and saving himself from the brink of chaos, Candlestick Che realized how much work was waiting for him.

Those colleagues who were so drunk and unconscious really wanted to just leave it alone.

After crossing out the voice of the heart, Candlestick started the long and hard work of carrying, but unlike what Guijia thought, he just dragged the person from the house to the lawn outside the house, and then took a sleeping posture by the way.

——I thought they were all drunk to death!

You might as well cover them with a white cloth, then you can really cosplay the mourning hall, okay?

"Hangover soup..."

Oh, I see, it’s that simple and rough vat, paired with even simpler and rougher porcelain bowls and big spoons, how much you want to drink, right?

but……

"What about the judges?"

Holding a bowl of still warm hangover soup, Tortoise asked what he should be concerned about: "Why didn't I see... The God Judge is really good at drinking, I was so confused that she was still drinking."

"It's true that the drinker's capacity for alcohol is unfathomable." Candlestick cut a complicated expression, "The three of them should be one of the few sober people in this pill."

"Not many?"

"Well, except for the three of them, the whole army was wiped out."

"Including His Highness Kokarasuma and His Highness Suzumaru?"

"Yes."

The two left, one right, one up and one down, forming an excellent composition. If you have to name it, it must be named after "Silence".

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Drunk dead.

Yunjin pointed out Jiangshan.

- Scum!

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