A broken waist warning from a god judge

This kind of heavy topic, in the eyes of the Holy Grail, belongs to the part that I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.

So he listened to the conversation of the three, and silently started the liquidation work, eating up all the food on the table, if Yunjin didn't stop him, he even wanted to swallow all the decorative flowers and grasses to go.

"Humans don't eat these things."

Yun Jin patted the Holy Grail's hand: "Although the monster's digestive system can be handled, you are not a human being, so you can eat and drink as you like, but since you are in such an environment, you must follow its rules."

"...so troublesome."

The Holy Grail began to realize the inconvenience of being a human being: "It's just eating grass..."

"That's right, it's just eating grass, but a long time ago, many monsters exposed their identities because of these small details, and then they were discovered and killed by humans."

She threatened the other party: "Do you want to be made into a dish and put on a plate to be eaten?"

Maybe the person who wants to eat you will lose his teeth instead?

Just like me, monsters who are not animal-shaped, still have a little ability to resist when dealing with humans who can cook everything into their mouths.

It’s just for educating children, of course you have to pick scary ones, otherwise the other party thinks it’s okay or that’s fine, take the initiative to violate taboos and make yourself a tattered look, as an adult, it’s a real headache.

"Okay, I won't eat."

Holy Grail put down his chopsticks: "Then can I have another glass of juice?"

The strategy of retreating into advance was extremely skillful, and the obedient Holy Grail not only got a glass of juice, but the big bottle containing the juice was also placed on the table, waiting for him to enjoy it alone.

In a sense, it's still not personal.

When leaving the restaurant, the Holy Grail also went to see what was on the tables of the people who were eating on the first floor, but compared to what they solved, these people put a table full of plates, which was just an appetizer for the Holy Grail It's just a dish.

I heard that they will not digest if they eat too much, and if it is serious, they will be sent to the hospital for treatment.

Touching his stomach without bulge or any discomfort, Holy Grail once again felt that it was good to be a monster.

"No, it's really good to be a rich monster."

Wu Zetian lazily pointed at the other party: "Do you think that everything you eat falls from the sky? Without Yunjin paying you, you can't even drink the most ordinary glass of water."

The empress, who was in a similar situation to the Holy Grail, took herself out of the ranks of soft food.

"Yes."

So the holy grail became more determined that he must hug Yunjin's thigh, and before he can earn enough money for him to eat, he must obediently listen to the other party's words.

But he heard, the human holding the puppy on the side of the road said that if Wang Jiang was disobedient, he would throw it out.

If I get thrown out...

After fantasizing about that scene, the Holy Grail shrugged, and he could only starve to death by the side of the road.

"Jiang Xue, I will leave it to you to teach him how to read."

Yun Jin was so sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes: "If I don't sleep anymore, I will die, I will die."

"I want to sleep with Yunjin."

The Holy Grail came to Yun Jin's side, raised his small face, blinked his bright eyes and looked at him: "Okay, okay."

He has already learned without a teacher, and he has learned the survival skills of relying on his face to pass the test.

"I reject."

The door was slammed shut in front of the Holy Grail, and the Holy Grail, who felt that he was disgusted, walked to Jiang Xuezuo's side, and looked at the literacy textbook in the opponent's hand that was comparable to a dictionary.

Wu Zetian: No, that is a dictionary.

It's still a Chinese-Japanese version, so it's convenient to learn two languages ​​at once... right?

"I'm going to start reading."

Jiang Xue used his calm voice without ups and downs to read from the first page. His tone was very standard. Whether it was Japanese or Chinese, he was able to take the exam and get an excellent degree. It’s just that teaching is not about reading. Good enough.

He abruptly recited Wu Zetian and the Holy Grail until he fell asleep.

Turning to the next page, Jiang Xue looked at the two non-human beings with their heads tilted to the side and their eyes closed, and closed their mouths.

It is better to recite the Buddhist scriptures.

There are no ups and downs, and no one will say anything, and they still feel that this is the correct way to read Buddhist scriptures.

"I'm going out for a walk."

Gilgamesh started his own solo action. He waved his hand at Jiang Xue Zuowen gracefully, walked out of the room, and started a game journey that only belonged to him.

Yun Jin fell asleep and didn't wake up until it was time for supper, and she accidentally rolled over from the bed, fell to the ground and fell for a while before waking up.

The aroma from the living room flew through the crack of the door into the bedroom, smelling the intoxicating smell, Yun Jin got up.

The Holy Grail is feeding itself.

After watching Jiang Xue call the room service, he instantly mastered the magic of conjuring food just by saying the name. When everyone else was asleep and he was alone in the living room, he picked up the microphone and called Get what you want to eat.

The holy grail with an excellent memory can never be forgotten. Although it is a pity that you can’t order something you haven’t eaten, how can food be something that you will get tired of after eating it once? As long as you don’t get tired of eating it, you want to eat it all the time Will the goodness of going down exist?

"I want to eat too."

Yunjin's consciousness hadn't fully recovered yet, she picked up the phone and reported a bunch of dish names.

Just like that, the chef who had just fallen asleep was awakened again to serve the VIPs in the presidential suite who ordered late at night.He looked at the list full of Chinese dishes, and couldn't help complaining to the sous chef.

It is indeed torture for a person who is good at Western food to do this.

However, they still carefully prepared the food and delivered it to the room. Few people in the presidential suite would treat this place as their home for several days. The other party's black card for payment is also one of the reasons why they value it.

"Your meals are ready, please enjoy."

Yun Jin nodded unconsciously, and after drinking the cold cola that was still bubbling, she shivered, hiccupped, and woke up completely.

In the next second, her hand reached for the fried chicken.

Cola with fried chicken is as happy as a fairy. The combination of fried food and carbonated drinks is one of the best combinations that people all over the world can't stop.

Take a bite of the steaming chicken just out of the pan, the crispy shell is intertwined with the tender chicken, playing a wonderful song that makes people want to laugh out loud.

When she was happy with the meal, Yun Jin took out the snack jar, casually took out a small piece of yellow jade and put it into her mouth.

"Well, it's sweet lemon flavor."

This kind of lemon candy is the real lemon candy. The lemon candy that was so sour that people's teeth would fall down before it was made from which planet.

"Is this edible too?"

The Grail remembers that these shining gems seem to be one of the weapons used by a family that has been participating in the Holy Grail War.Hearing the crunchy voice, the Holy Grail was a little moved.

"Give."

Generously shared the gemstone with his friends, Yunjin's aura of local tyrants could be seen at a glance: "The one in your hand is a strawberry crystal. I just ate it the day before yesterday. It has a sweet and sour strawberry flavor."

The holy grail took a bite, his teeth were pretty good, and he could gnaw off a piece without damaging his own teeth, but when he crushed the stone into slag and wanted to find the strawberry flavor in it, he felt that he had been deceived.

"No strawberry flavor."

"Try to eat a few more bites."

Yun Jin strongly recommended him to try again: "Perhaps people who eat this for the first time feel this way, and grandpa also doesn't want to eat it again after eating it once."

——Bullshit, put good food and don’t eat stones, am I out of my mind?

In order not to hurt the immature self-esteem of the only granddaughter, Qingpan swallowed the slag, but later he refused similar behavior.

He would rather eat a dish that has been burnt to the color of charcoal than a stone.

Yunjin doesn't understand these things, she just understands that there are very few friends who can share gem snacks with her, maybe she is the only one in this world who can taste different flavors of stones.

Thinking about it this way, it is quite lonely and lonely.

"How is it, does it smell?"

Yun Jin looked at the Holy Grail expectantly and asked.

"No."

Swallowing a mouthful of stone slag, the holy grail shook his head at Yunjin: "But there is a power in this stone, look."

There was a bright pink light in his palm, it didn't know what it was for, anyway, it dissipated automatically after a while.

"Well, then I'll eat alone."

After screwing on the lid of the can, Yunjin put the snacks into the bag: "By the way, when I was dreaming just now, I seemed to dream about something. When I met that old man during the day, was there another snack in his car? one person?"

"Yes."

The holy grail recalled seriously: "I can feel the aura of three people, the driver, the old man, and a very faint aura."

"I don't know why, but after letting them go, my conscience felt a little uneasy."

Could it be that the old man didn't look like a good person, and he took the initiative to trigger his reaction mechanism of knocking on scum?

"Then if you were asked to find that person, would you still be able to perceive it?"

"sure."

The Holy Grail nodded: "The magic power in my body is provided by the spiritual veins flowing under Fuyuki City. Fuyuki City is like a transparent place to me. The breath is very weak, but if you want to find it, it's not a problem. .”

"Smart navigation, this is it."

The problem she was concerned about was resolved, and Yun Jin used a faster speed to get Ye Suo done: "It's not too late, you can locate it now."

There will be no problem with the monster's sixth sense, Yun Jin thought.

"Ok."

The Holy Grail closed its eyes and activated its own abilities.

He floated directly from the ground into mid-air, emitting a faint beige light all over his body. At this moment, he was equipped with a pair of big wings, and a halo was pressed on the top of his head. The proper little angel did not have to run away.

The spiritual veins that have relied on the Holy Grail for so many years quickly responded to the Holy Grail's request.

Everything that happened on the ground is recorded in the heart of this land, but no one has ever asked about them, and has never received a response.

"over there."

The Holy Grail opened its eyes: "It's right there."

He stretched out his hand to Yunjin, and Yunjin didn't hesitate, and directly held the small palm.

In the next second, they appeared at the gate of the Matou family's mansion.

Today is a cloudless night, the moonlight is shining, and the things in front of me can be seen clearly without street lights.

"It's a very smelly place."

In Yunjin's eyes, this eerie house is broken from the inside to the outside. Ordinary people can't smell the weird smell, but they will subconsciously choose to leave. There are very few residents near Jiantong's house. It's like a forbidden area, actively bypassed by everyone.

"Want to go in?"

The Holy Grail tilted its head and asked, "I, I will definitely protect you."

"Is it just your small body?"

Yun Jin, who has always been a dwarf, can be regarded as having the advantage of suppressing others: "Leave this kind of matter to me to solve."

She lifted her foot lightly, and kicked lightly on the wrought iron carved door.

The two doors fell down so easily.

"Look, I'm amazing."