A broken waist warning from a god judge

Yunjin, who originally wanted to mobilize all her strength to directly find out the people behind the scenes and beat them up, had to give up this tempting idea.

It's as if everyone thinks that the prince and princess are automatically happy when they are together, but they forget that after the grand wedding is over, the series of trivial things are the most testing place.

Yun Jin, who is good at simple and rough things, is not good at handling these small things.

"Besides, I'm a foreign hammer, interfering in other people's internal affairs.

She was sitting in the cake shop, complaining to Yamabuki Kirikoichi about the recent bad things: "Even if I have a mine at home, I can't be so self-willed... Ahhh, no one can tell me how to deal with this situation Well, it's too difficult, woo woo woo."

While eating the cake while pretending to cry, Kirikuni Yamababa felt a bit complicated when he saw Yunjin.

"Then leave it alone."

Just like how he still cared about the guardians who were fighting in the castle back then, and then when it was useless to fight, he simply froze them all with ice cubes.

Oh, you can't freeze your head, if you freeze your head, how can you see their shameful expressions.

Not only to see, but also to use mobile phones, cameras, and even record them, and save them in different network disks in front of these people, and tell them openly, I have the black history, and you don’t want to be ashamed in front of others , it is best to be obedient.

This kind of lesson is at most two times, and they will remember that they cannot fight in the castle, and if anything is damaged, it will be deducted from their salary. Except for the leader himself, the rest of the guardians owe 100 years. after.

Do you think that the decoration inside the castle is free of charge?The annual maintenance cost is a large amount. After having a guardian, a lot of financial pressure has been relieved.

I'm really thankful that I don't have the ability to die, otherwise, even if you die, you will have to stay in Vengley to work and pay back the money.

In this way, I am also a kind person, and it was the Vengley family in the underground world who brought me down, otherwise I would be a flower of tomorrow, and I would bloom to shine on the world.

"Okay, then don't worry about it."

After thinking for three seconds, Yunjin happily threw the hot potato on the ground: "I just need to concentrate on dealing with the ordinary people who were attacked by the retrograde army. As for Fu Sangshen, I told them the truth, and then I thought What to do and how to do it is their own business."

"Isn't that good? Doing things by yourself is a truth that even a three-year-old child understands."

Pointing to the increasingly proficient Kunihiro behind the counter, Kiriichi Yamabashi smiled warmly: "Look, as long as you give them a stage, these people who say they can't do it will do better than they imagined in the end."

"Learning to let go is more conducive to the young eagle taking off."

"OK."

Yunjin made an OK gesture: "Atobe little brother, have they been attacked recently? And the one who will be attacked next, Izuku Lvgu? It's called that."

"The retrograde army seems to have given up on the target after attacking once, and the next boy."

Yamabuchi Kiekuni hesitated for a moment: "Compared to the retrograde army, his bamboo horse is more like a villain."

"what?"

"Just watch this video."

The video I saw next, in Yunjin's eyes, can be described as "beating is kissing and scolding is love".

Of course, if she really wanted to use this description, Yun Jin could only say that their love was too deep and strong.

"This yellow-haired afro, for some reason, makes people want to beat him up."

Yun Jin's chin was folded between his crossed hands: "And this little green-haired brother, let the other party bully him? It's too much. In our school, such a bad boy would be lifted up against the window frame. "

Yamabuchi Kirikuni didn't ask what the "window frame" operation is, but thinking about the action of lifting it first, it is definitely a kind of torture for boys.

"But this kid, in private, will beat up the laughing Green Valley people."

Such a double-faced, Yamabuki Kirikuni didn't know how to describe it.

Proud?No, how can you use such a simple adjective, Bakugo Katsuki, he is a proper Biaojiao.

"The opportunity for the transformation with Green Valley recorded in the data is that on the way home one time, I met Katsuki Bakugo who was held hostage by a slime monster. When there was no one around to rush out to save others, Green Valley rushed forward. His heroic behavior touched All Might who was passing by."

"Then he grew up step by step to become the NO.1 hero. This is simply too typical of a typical juvenile manga."

"Actually, so do I."

Tsunayoshi Sawada, whose alias is Kiriichi Yamabashi, sighed: "It's all about the protagonist's experience step by step from ordinary people to the top, and how much pain he has to endure. It can only be summed up simply by saying that the greater the ability, the heavier the responsibility. gone."

"Shounen comics are all this way, just get used to it."

Patting the other person on the shoulder, Yun Jin was glad that she didn't get such a life script.

She will definitely not follow the author's intention to fight monsters and upgrade. This kind of boring behavior is not as comfortable as going to deep mountains and old forests to mine mines.

"Then judging from the current situation, Lvgu Deku is still safe and there is no possibility of being attacked?"

"I'm not sure about that either."

Yamabuchi Kirikuni shook his head: "Even Keigo Atobe, who is not yet an adult, will be attacked. Who knows the code of conduct of the retrograde army, what if their next target is the protagonist's mother who is still pregnant? Right."

"That's too impersonal."

It is an underground rule that is used all over the world to blame the family. The Lone Ranger sounds good to say, but it is not easy to do. No one has a lonely time.

People who touch this bottom line, even if they have a moment of brilliance, will still be rubbed against the ground by all forces in the end.

When she was with her grandpa, Yun Jin watched a lot of such revenge dramas. They were monsters for a long time. The process of ordinary humans needing to lie dormant for more than ten years or even decades before they can succeed in revenge is a front for them. A slightly longer TV series.

How brilliant the smile was at the beginning, and how ugly the smile afterwards was. From these people, Yunjin learned what is called karmic reincarnation, and she also understands that some things can be done, and some things can't be touched at all. What's more, compared to humans, they monsters know how to control themselves.

Otherwise, let Qingpan know, even if he hides in the remotest corners of the earth, or even runs to the other side of the earth, he will be caught by Qingpan and sentenced to death.

He doesn't have any warm thoughts that as long as it is a monster, it is a family. On the contrary, Qingpan is a typical representative of other people's children who can't die.

The only child he can protect is Yunjin, and Yunjin is not so badass that it is difficult for Qingpan to do, so the two of them, grandpa and grandson, happily watch those revenge dramas of extreme anti-killing, and sometimes Changing his name, he transformed into Grandpa Ring who guides the Avengers.

After explaining the normal state of the underground world to Shanba Qieguo, Yunjin looked at the other party and fell into deep thought.

"Mr. Qing's approach is really a role model for my generation."

It's a pity that he is not a monster, and he can't do a scene that looks at the longevity stage of decades.

No, it seems to be okay.

Rubbing the ring with his fingertips, Yamabuki Kiriichi was opened the door to a new world.

"By the way, there is one more thing to tell you."

The victim after Izuku in Green Valley, Yamabuchi Kirikunichi and the others spent a lot of time but couldn't find it.

"For example, this Uzumaki Naruto."

After clicking on the names of the people on the information, his expression became a bit troubled: "Although it is said to be a ninja, the names of places and people that appear in it have never appeared in this world. It’s like a place that only appears in novels.”

"Eh?"

It's been a long time since Yunjin looked at the information. She took the hands-off shopkeeper to the extreme. After she had a helper, she completely entrusted others to collect the information by herself.

She was a dead salted fish, paralyzed in the house for many days, talking about petting cats every day.

"Do you remember the world you have been to before? Maybe these people are in another world."

"is that a lie."

Yun Jin looked at each other with dead eyes: "Not only do you want to protect one world, but you also go to other worlds to protect it. Do you think I'm too idle, so this terrible thing happened?"

"And I don't have the means to go to other worlds. I got lost last time..."

Both were silent for three seconds.

"Meow? Meow? You really have to rely on me to get lost."

"There is such a painless way of time travel, what do you still dislike? How many young girls want to time travel once, have an extraordinary love with XX and YY, and finally travel back to modern times to meet the reincarnated man The main male and the second male number N will continue to compose a song."

"If you want, I am willing to give you this opportunity."

Yun Jin's tone was particularly sincere: "And what about male one to male N? In our country, bigamy is illegal, and you have to stick to one thing, do you understand?"

"But you are a demon."

"Is it okay for monsters to mess around? Where did you put my grandfather who was born solo until now?"

"..."

"Please pretend that you didn't hear the sentence about my grandfather, thank you."

The two looked at each other, and burst out laughing so loudly that the roof would be blown off.

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his ears with a painful face, and next to him was Yamabagiri Kunihiro who was also in pain.

"Those two lunatics."

Zetian, who couldn't beat the opponent, could only wait patiently for them to shut up, said viciously.

"The head is about to explode, is this a new type of sonic attack?"

Yamabuchi Kunihiro, who was infected by Sawada's ability to complain, said: "They can't stop their mouths with food, so let's put on a towel next time."

Acting store manager has been working for a long time, Yamabuki Kiri Kunihiro has become more and more like a human being, and his words are also biased towards modernization. Now give him Honmaru's battle uniform with a cloak, maybe he is not used to it. Shaping the face.

People's ability to adapt is terrible, and demons are not far behind.

"Okay, okay, stop laughing hahahahaha."

Yun Jin lay down on the table: "Fortunately, Grandpa couldn't hear it, otherwise he would clean it up again."

"So Mr. Qing hasn't had a partner for so many years?"

Yamabuchi Kiriko thought about his choice of words: "This really sounds incredible."

"Grandpa is so powerful." Yun Jin said casually, "You saw him last time, didn't you? When you looked at him, if you were not careful, you would be infected into a statue by him."

"Indeed."

"That's just a small part of Grandpa's consciousness. The real him basically stays at home, because very few people can resist the demon power on him."

"Let's do the math, plus my master, if you can sit with him, drink tea and eat, you won't be affected. Among the monsters who are not affected by both hands, everyone knows each other very well. It’s more like a relative than a lover.”

"But it doesn't matter if you don't have a partner. Grandpa still has a group of friends. With me, this caring little hammer, you can enjoy family happiness."

Yamabuki Kiriichi suddenly felt the pressure of a mountain.

No, Shandu couldn't describe the feeling the pressure brought him, it was like a surging tide, washing him away, rushing him to a certain place, keeping him away from Yunjin.

"Family happiness..."

After wiping off his sweat, Yamabuchi Kiriko patted Yunjin's head: "This word is too scary, it's best not to say it in front of Mr. Qing."