I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

"To be honest, I really didn't expect things to turn out this way."

Merlin later summed up the whole thing: "Forget about the previous process, until Romani and the wizard on the opposite side come and fight a set of bastard punches that nothing happens, I expected, but... Lixiang, when did you wear the master's dress?"

"A long, long time ago, when I realized that dear Matthew and Da Vinci could not always give me remote support and prepare survival supplies at all times, I recalled a person who was thrown from a high-altitude parabola into the singularity and had nothing. Fear of zero developmental domination."

"..."

All in all, as the saying goes, one learns one's wisdom, and from the very beginning, Li Xiang did not have any psychological expectations of how much practical effect the half-succubus could play.Heroic spirits are unreliable, so they can only go into battle by themselves. Anyway, the master's dress can fill a wardrobe, from defense to attack to support. At worst, the useless dog can be played as a hardcore dress-up battle game——

"I suddenly thought of something." Moriarty, who finally joined them, had a whim and suggested, "Didn't Nitocris give you a cloak before Master? You can wear all the clothes before the battle." Inside, and then put on Mejed's cloak outside, when the time comes, you can fight and run as you want, with infinite strength and lightness like a swallow, wouldn't it be a pleasure."

"..."

Li Xiang put aside this method that sounded good and the actual effect has yet to be verified. They gathered in a circle to watch Qi Luo, who was lying on the ground miserably, and who was attached to the back of his head. Voldemort, who was subordinate to the damage, was amazed.

"What kind of operation is this?"

"It's fine to slice yourself, but you actually lost your body."

"Look at the place where he is possessed. There is a rotten smell, and the flesh has been irreparably damaged. Even if he changes the carrier now, the possessed wizard probably won't live long."

Li Xiang stopped them with a retched expression: "Stop talking... this smell is so anti-human, why is the smell of garlic mixed with the smell of dead bodies so refreshing?"

"So what do we do now?"

"Take him and go, let's go, why did Merlin waste a command spell to create this dream? Now it seems not only useless, but also separated us and put the Master in danger."

Merlin argued: "This, I also have a reason..."

"Oh? Then tell me," Wei Gong said, "Where did you hide and peek when they were fighting?"

Merlin: "I'm right here. Once the Master is in danger, I will stand up and do my best to protect her from harm."

The retching expression on Li Xiang's face became more obvious when he heard this.

"I really have a reason... Oh, but I didn't expect the Master to be so witty, brave, beautiful and intelligent to save the overall situation in the face of danger, so the arrangements I made in advance were useless." The semi-dream demon has a very strong desire to survive.

"Actually, the script you wrote in advance failed to be staged, right?" Li Xiang looked at the Magician of Flowers with squinting eyes, "It was agreed that the Master of the Dreamland would end the battle in a second, but in the end, you still have to rely on your colleagues to fight in the front row."

"Speaking of this!" Roman suddenly remembered something, "What's the matter with my equipment! It's your problem!"

Merlin looked over subconsciously, then turned his head suddenly: "Pfft."

"What do you mean 'poof', hello!"

"Romani I can't look straight at your hairstyle. Too creative."

"..." Li Xiang sincerely suggested to the doctor: "Shave your bald hair, it's hopeless."

"Actually, you just need to cut me one more time! You can obviously achieve symmetry, but you are just watching the fun, Li Xiang!" Roman, who deeply felt that there is no friendly place in this world, was in despair.

"Let's not waste magic power here, quickly hand Voldemort to Dumbledore to solve this scourge, and then go to prepare for class tomorrow."

"Huh." Watson said in surprise, "Lixiang...can I call you Lixiang? Do you still need to go to school? Because you seem to be wandering around very leisurely all the time, I thought you were visiting London. "

"On the first day she came to London, she said that she needed to go to class the next day." Sherlock showed a mocking expression, "But logically speaking, how many times have you reported it until today? Will the school already acquiesce You disappeared and were removed?"

"Uh, Blind Student, you discovered Huadian." Lixiang ignored Sherlock, and explained to Watson who was full of question marks, "Because I have the name of S.H.I.E.L.D. in the United States, so the school attendance problem is easy to talk about. Just explain it. But the problem is that when I go back to the United States, I have to take the final exam of the school there...Bridge bean sack," she suddenly remembered something, "Is your excuse for coming here in the first place, Moriarty Tutoring my high math? Now that dozens of chapters have passed, have we mentioned math problems even once?"

"...Do you want me to give you math tutoring now? It's not impossible, let's calculate from the corrosion rate of the garlic cloves inside the turban wrapped around the head of the fallen wizard, assuming that the freshness of a piece of garlic is x and then The cells in it are attacked by black magic at a speed of a, and the formula for the surface area of ​​the cells gives you the r=(u, v) equation..."

"Stop," Lixiang interrupted him expressionlessly, "Let's move on to the next topic, Merlin, let's remove the magic, let's go find Dumbledore."

"Wait a minute," Sherlock held out his hand to stop, "Do you think we forgot something?"

"what?"

"Just, another enemy of ours? Aren't we here to solve all future troubles?"

Li Xiang was at a loss: "Isn't that Voldemort and this hapless dark wizard? Who else?"

"I can answer this question," Holmes said. "It stands to reason that if you pay with one hand, you will deliver with the other. Now that we have met Voldemort, shouldn't the person who advised him before also be paid here?"

"Who are you talking about?" Moriarty turned around and wanted to leave. "There are too many Sherlock Holmes in this place. I feel uncomfortable. If there are no major problems, let's solve it later, you two," he raised his hand. His chin gestured to Sherlock and Watson, "Let local issues be dealt with locally, don't bother foreigners all the time."

"No," Holmes smiled. "This may have something to do with you...Where is the other Moriarty who hasn't made an appearance until today but has been trying to make trouble for us?"

"Okay." Sherlock said coldly, "Two to two. Now that the concentration of Holmes has dropped, we have become equal. Are you happy?"

"...Oh yes!" Lixiang clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm, "I almost forgot, was the other Moriarty also trapped in the dream? Why haven't you met each other after walking for so long?"

Together, they cast suspicious eyes on Merlin.

"It's really none of my business!" Merlin hurriedly waved his hands, "Can you detect how many people have entered in the huge inherent barrier formed by your own magic power?! Of course it's impossible! I just drew In a circle, if you want to know where the enemy is, you still have to rely on magic induction. But the opponent is a completely ordinary person, basically as long as you lie on the ground and sleep, you are not much different from a dead person..."

"So that's why we can't find each other?" Sherlock said. "Is he playing dead?"

"No," Li Xiang tried hard to hold his face. "This is just a guess. He may not be in the dream. Save some face for his old opponent."

"I think it's feasible. Didn't your embarrassing performances tricked Voldemort before, and now you taunt a wave, maybe Moriarty will jump out in anger."

"I jumped in anger? Impossible." Moriarty, the heroic spirit, had a strong sense of substitution, and sneered automatically and consciously.

"I think the opponent probably slipped away when he saw the situation was not good, because at present, he has no advantage in terms of combat power." Sherlock said, "If he is really in this place, he can't fight or escape. The most sensible thing to do now is to avoid us as much as possible, and then wait until we naturally give up, and then hide in the crowd and leave quietly."

"What you said is very reasonable." Li Xiang sighed pretentiously, "Since we have no way to be sure, then we have no choice but... to use another command spell."

"???"

"Come on, Emiya, the range treasure is directly bombing and razing this place to the ground. We can leave in peace whether he has anyone or not."

"...????"

Emiya didn't care about the terrified expressions of the people around him. After the Master's voice, he made a gesture of opening the treasure, and nodded: "Come on, get ready."

The color of the second command spell on Lixiang's hand faded——

"Wait, wait, wait!"

A thin, long, black-haired British man with a worrying hairline quickly came out and raised his head to interrupt them: "I surrender! You all restrain yourself!"

Li Xiang quickly withdrew his hand from Shanruliu, with an expression of 'If you don't come out again, I will waste another Command Seal': "Look, he is indeed hiding in here."

"..." The human Moriarty, who subtly felt that he had been tricked, approached them cautiously with his hands raised, "Do you really have that kind of attack method that directly bombs the entire range?"

"Whether we have it or not, one hit on you is always enough."

"Okay." The man shrugged his shoulders with a relaxed expression, and he didn't look like a criminal about to be arrested at all, "Aren't you wizards? I don't think wizards are so powerful in combat." It's a bit underestimating the enemy, but there are The two Sherlocks are doing well.he thought silently.

"Our combat system is different." Lixiang looked at the James Moriarty, whom he had never seen before, with great interest. He looked completely different from the heroic spirit of Chaldea, "Why did you join forces with Voldemort?"

"It's just a deal." He blinked at Sherlock and the Heroic Holmes standing next to Sherlock, "Because I heard that I can see a completely different Holmes who can prophesy?"

Heroic spirit Moriarty was thoughtful, seeing his expression, Li Xiang thought that this man had some insight, but he pondered for a moment and said: "He is younger than me, but it seems that I am taller than him."

"..."

"The two Sherlock Holmes are both equally young, and they are both handsome boys. Uncle, although my age is not dominant, I am a few centimeters taller than him in fashionable clothes." He finally concluded, "Chaldea won. "

"Okay, okay, you win." The human version of Moriarty is very flexible and talkative in this respect, "It seems that we have the same name and surname, and I personally think you are more handsome than Sherlock Holmes over there-so, you can Let me go? I promise I'll be a good guy."

"Why is this sentence so familiar?" Emiya asked Lixiang, "Did this Moriarty here say it too?"

"But I think he has a very strong desire to change his ways, and I am very moved." Moriarty, the heroic spirit, quickly divided the camp, "Everything he just said is very reasonable. By the way, you are also very good-looking, I am young. when……"

"Wait a minute, is this a sympathy between Chaos and Evil?"

"This is the scene of the Appearance Association's embarrassing bragging."

"Don't think about it anyway." Li Xiang ruthlessly refused the proposal to consult the criminals, "We will decide how to deal with these two criminals when we get to the real world."

The author has something to say:

That's right, no matter what kind of serious plot it is, it will eventually turn into a cross talk show

This might be a talent

In two chapters they will go back and start a new copy, I promise

I'm going to write a new Heroic Spirit, I can't restrain myself

Thank you Nie Rong for the mine of the little angel!Thank you Ninian, Yue Que Ye, Karlie Kloss, and little angel Mo Shang for their nutrient solution!