I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

When the heroic spirits scattered in the room heard the exclamation of the master and ran to the location where Lixiang was at the first time to gather, Thanos was standing outside the door, calmly thinking about whether to directly bomb the apartment .

Chaldea or something, since the goddess of death hates it, she shouldn't come to visit out of curiosity.

The goddess is indeed wise.

This kind of unhealthy trend should be banned as soon as possible.

Then again, the adoptive daughter's gaze has been very strange (fear) before. Could it be that she has heard such rumors a long time ago?

...and the person who reported it was also very suspicious.

After solving the problem of Chaldea and collecting gems, sacrifice the useless minions.

Thanos continued to think calmly.

In the next second, he smashed the gate of Lixiang's house with a slap under the horrified gaze of innocent passers-by.

Screams suddenly sounded one after another on the street, and became as quiet as a chicken again in the eyes of the terrorists.

Then the villain, Mr. Boss, calmly explained: "I didn't control my strength well."

... Who are you kidding!

The master thought sadly, soon he will be complained by the neighbors for disturbing the people.

It is really not easy to live in New York safely.

Now that the other party explained it politely, Li Xiang also politely sent out his heroic spirits to block in front of the enemy in a faint encirclement, and greeted by the way: "Hello, it's okay, remember to leave a bill for compensation Delivery address."

Although if you think about it, you will know that the villain's demolition office is only responsible for demolition, not compensation.

Li Xiang stared at the door that had turned into scrap iron, and for the first time felt the same sadness as that of the American government, which would never receive compensation after the disaster.Feng Shui turns around, treat them better next time.

But losing money is impossible, even in this life.

Thanos snorted coldly and did not answer: "Are you the master of Chaldea, Fujimaru Tateka?"

He looked around for a while, but within a short period of time, he couldn't figure out how powerful the heroic spirits were and how they fought, so he continued to stand still and asked tentatively, "The one lying on the ceiling is your companion?"

Lixiang: "..."

Ishtar said listlessly: "Didn't that thing lie on the ceiling for many days? I thought it was a unique performance art in this world, so it wasn't it?"

"Yeah, yeah, that outfit is very artistic, right?" Drake agreed, "Although I don't know much about art... But as a successful pirate, you have to have some appreciation Hahahaha! How else would you rob all the valuable paintings and antiques?"

When the thing on the roof heard this, it stuck out a head out of the window: "Thank you for the compliment! Big sister, you really have vision~"

"Hahahaha, I think so too!" Lixiang prepared a case of wine for the captain, Rider was still drunk even before the battle, and raised his glass to Deadpool outside the window from afar.

Li Xiang wondered: "This thing has been staying on the roof?" What did the roof do wrong? !Won't it get moldy?

"He carefully avoided my sight." Assassin said, "Since the ally is interested, I didn't bother the Master with this matter. You seem to be very busy recently."

"Ah... then forget it, it's not an important matter anyway." Li Xiang was persuaded without principle.The roof is the property's responsibility... Of course it's not as important as the servants.

Ishtar muttered in a low voice: "What? Is there something wrong with my aesthetics? Is this kind of tights with strange colors very valuable?"

Logically speaking, according to his daily behavior, Enkidu should have ridiculed a few words.

But looking at Deadpool's coat, Lancer, who always liked loose and plain robes, fell into a deep silence.

Deadpool stared at Thanos viciously, as the so-called love rivals are extremely jealous when they meet each other, Thanos also cursed Deadpool to become immortal like himself in order to prevent Deadpool from seeing the goddess of death forever, making people wonder and want to Why do people hurt each other?Isn't it such a joyful thing for two people who can't die to stare at each other every day?

The villain's way of thinking is indeed beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

"Oh...it's you." Thanos also recognized his old enemy, and felt a burst of surprise, "No wonder I haven't heard about you for a long time, did you run to the earth to hide in desperation? What? Caleb Can I overcome my curse and give you death?"

Li Xiang quickly recalled the reverse harem legend told by Deadpool that he loved her and he loved her but she didn't love them both. She couldn't help blinking, between Thanos and Deadpool Look back and forth.

Although it is normal for the Goddess of Death to curse people to be immortal in order to get rid of her suitors, but now even her rivals are cursed to be immortal!

Where is the emotional entanglement so valuable, please give us a dozen!

"It's a bit strange, Migu..." Yuzao scratched her cheek like a cat before, and wrapped her fingers around her hair, "Master, why don't those two people look like living people at all?"

"But it's not a dead thing like a vampire, it has the breath of the living." Vlad III frowned immediately, "Is it half-lived and half-dead... I have heard that in the mysterious East, there is a kind of Ordinary people are creatures like ghosts, called zombies. They can be counted as living or dead, and the uncertainty between life and death once fascinated Yu."

But when it comes to zombies, Berserker, who knows little about it, suddenly remembered his master's long-term interest, and subconsciously added: "I heard that zombies are all fluffy."

Western vampires, evil gods, etc., modern humans like to shape them into handsome and handsome images.The Grand Duke himself was also inevitably led by this aesthetic trend, thinking that it is not impossible for a fluffy and cute evil ghost to exist... right?

Lixiang: "..."

She paused for a while, then stammered: "Then, it seems that Mie, Thanos and Deadpool are not those zombies..."

As if a gust of cold wind had blown by, she shivered.

This weird conversation once again attracted Thanos' attention.

He took his eyes off his rival for a moment, and was finally convinced that it wasn't Earth's fault.

——Compared to Chaldea, Deadpool looks like a normal person! !

"Let me tell you, don't underestimate Chaldea just because they are unreliable." Deadpool blew water solemnly, hiding behind the heroic spirit, "The one in front of you is the embodiment of the will of the world. All of them are heroes who are worth one to a hundred, and their master once saved Renli from the powerful enemy of Chaoji. Do you know what Renli is? This is not a joke at all! I was the king of land reclamation Even if most of the heroic spirits kryptonized the five treasures, the car overturned by accident!...Ah no, please ignore this sentence, thank you."

"You don't need to say that." Thanos said with a blank expression, "You guys also defeated Loki and that powerful white-haired woman Altera, right?"

"Pfft——" Before Lixiang could speak, Deadpool laughed again, "Did you send Attila to fight Fujimaru Tachika? Do you know who Attila is?" He couldn't restrain himself The inflated desire for spoilers in my heart feels like I have finished reading the script ahead of time, and now I am facing a stupid companion who doesn't know anything, "She is the famous King of the Huns in the history of the earth..."

Li Xiang kicked him, and asked with vacant eyes: "Hey uncle, where are you from?",

"What, what?! Uncle is too much, isn't it qaq people are still the same age..." Deadpool pretended to cry, and took another step back by the way, allowing himself to be perfectly hidden inside the Chaldean barrier.

At this moment, the thinking of the Master and Thanos are synchronized again: Otherwise, before killing Thanos/Chaldea, dig a hole to bury Deadpool first.

Fortunately, the two ceremonies grabbed Lixiang's sleeves, prevented a crisis of internal fighting, and brought the topic back on track.

Saber said softly: "Master, these two people are very strange."

She gathered up the long sleeves of the kimono printed with cherry blossoms, and looked at the shiny blade in her hand: "It's so strange...I've never seen such a thin 'thread of death'."

"The concept of death doesn't seem to exist for the two of them."

"It's really weird..." she repeated in a low voice.

The innate ability to connect with the roots made Saber feel a certain sense of disobedience.

It was as if, in the originally peaceful world, ripples suddenly appeared, distorting and deforming the scene.

"Master, you should know that the child of Chaldea, that 'me', she has the 'Evil Eye of Immediate Death'. When this ability is activated to the maximum, it can cut off the attack of the target's "thread of death", even if it has A lifespan of hundreds of millions of years, or the recovery power from stagnation to resurrection, or hundreds of life reserves, because this ability can expose "the individual's concept of death", it can still inflict fatal injuries on the subject that ignore the characteristics of the undead body -"

Seeing Lixiang nodded, the two rituals continued: "This is the so-called, 'There is a life that is hard to die in the world, but there is no life to escape from death.'"

"However, this is based on the fact that the world operates according to its own laws, and the world itself does not interfere with its life and death."

"These two people before our eyes, the world itself stripped them of their birthright 'death'."

The woman who looked slightly older than Assassin's two ceremonies sighed: "This is not 'undead', but 'alive'. The latter has become an inherent attribute of life, unless... there is some power that can fight against it .”

As soon as Saber finished speaking, a white light flashed in Lixiang's eyes, as if she saw a figure in the shape of a woman.

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Sudden double change

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Thank you for the landmine thrown by the little angel of the end of summer!Thank you Xiyan little angel for the nutrient solution!