I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

The tall assassin did not descend into the world where the Master resides, using his Ascension form.He was wearing a black smoky cloak, leaning on a long blood-colored blade and standing straight beside Lixiang. I don't know if the black and blue slender horns connected to the skull or the bone mask pierced through the uncertain appearance. Extending beyond the hood-at first glance, it inexplicably gives the illusion of chinchilla ears.

It had been a long time since Lixiang had seen his servant appear in such a posture, and he couldn't help staring at the pair of horns whose color was almost integrated with the cloak, and then said to Deadpool as if nothing had happened: "You Are you okay? Sorry, my servant probably misunderstood your wish a little."

As she said so, she couldn't tell from her expression that there was any misunderstanding in it.

Deadpool, who quickly hid himself in the tattered red and black tights, carefully hid behind the sofa, watching the old man in the mountain closely, for fear that the leader of the Assassin sect, who used his strength to perform physical assassination in a fair manner, would be killed by the Master. He waved his sword again in one sentence, and he laughed dryly: "It's okay, it's okay~ It's very exciting to see the crowned assassin in my lifetime."

And he didn't die instantly from a normal knife attack.He thought silently.

The mercenary who was fascinated by playing the game counted his fingers - brother's instant death rate might be lower than BB!

No...on second thought, maybe the title of this volume can be changed to Deadpool's Twelve Trials.

But when it comes to BB, Deadpool, who has a very strong desire to survive, does not intend to pluck the hair on the tiger's head when the master has a strong backing. It is painful to hear the evening bell before the nonsense is finished. He is honest He actually changed the subject to stabilize the atmosphere: "Speaking of which, there is only Wang Ha here now..." He swallowed the casual title with difficulty in the eyes of everyone, "I mean a heroic spirit named Assassin?"

"Is one not enough?" Li Xiang asked back, "What do you want to do?"

"No," Deadpool explained, "I found BB on the computer two days ago, that Mooncancer of your Chaldeans, so I found out that you still exist in this world. At first, I thought it was just an ordinary What about the normal Marvel world... Has your BB gone back yet?"

Counting the horns on his head, Assassin, who was nearly two meters tall, looked down at his little Master, and found that her face was a bit dark.

So he said empathetically, "Master, do you need me to bring her back?"

Deadpool poked his head out from the sofa: "Are you going out like this? So arrogant?"

Li Xiang said solemnly: "What are you talking about, we have assassins who are proficient in sneaking."

"..." The speechless mercenary paused for a moment, and continued to ask cheerfully in the spirit of a dead fellow Daoist, "Are you going to the Avengers? Can you take me with you? Brother also sneaked in secretly. I will never hold you back! Please let me watch a heroic battle with superheroes! I have been imagining this kind of plot for a long time!"

Li Xiang rejected his proposal: "We are on the side of justice. We must use peaceful means to solve the problem. But how do you know that BB is in the Avengers? Did she still talk to you?" From the perspective of human aesthetics, it is estimated that Deadpool's dress preference and god-like death instinct will definitely not please Heroic Spirits.

Deadpool smiled and explained: "That's not true, but I found that the artificial intelligence in the Avengers was following the little girl."

Tsk.Li Xiang smacked his lips and said nothing more.I have long known that wandering around in this messy world does not know what kind of bosses and perverts I will encounter.

"Let's go back to the previous topic." She decided to discuss the issue of attracting bees and butterflies in detail with her heroic spirit in the future. Now she has invited the old man in the mountain to her home. I am sorry to the Master if I don't accept a half head. Consuming a lot of magic power, "This is what you want to explain. Why can't Assassin kill you? Also, what does this have to do with the enemies we are facing now?"

Deadpool snapped his fingers, and easily jumped onto the back of the sofa and leaned on the soft cloth cushion. If this person's age was reduced by ten times, he would basically be the kind of person who would never be honest before going to the house for three days and breaking his leg. The type sitting in place: "That's the thing, the 'death' on our side...may not be the same as your cognition. Anyway," he lowered his voice mysteriously, "The 'death' in my eyes , is a beautiful woman."

"..."

Li Xiang stared at him with wide eyes: "Which harem game is this new routine? The concept is anthropomorphic?"

There is a bright condemnation in her eyes: even the essence of this world is anthropomorphic!Today's human beings have no shame in order to deceive Krypton!

"Hey, hey! Brother is very serious, shake your head and empty the water inside!" Deadpool wanted to reach out and shake Lixiang's shoulder, but under Wang Hassan's silent gaze, he withdrew his hand tremblingly Go, "This is not a game setting! It's true! It's like Tiamat or Shaseiin. Although it is a Beast race, it is also a woman!"

He fell into the recollection intoxicatedly, probably because he couldn't extricate himself from being silent and beautiful. Changing girlfriends is like changing clothes. The unscrupulous mercenary took a deep breath, as if he was reminiscing about something delicious: "Although it is quite good to maintain this state. It hurts... But I have to say, being with my dear goddess is more exciting than killing or taking drugs. Hey, if it wasn't for me, I really like you," he said. On Lixiang's body, she pretended to sigh, "I'm definitely still standing beside the goddess to enjoy the supreme pleasure."

"But since I bought so many Saint Quartz back then... I have to stand on the side of saving humanity~"

I'm afraid it's not a shaking M yo.Li Xiang imagined the scene of someone having sex with Tiamat or the Killing Academy—the latter probably knows how to do it easily and can speed up to [-] per hour at any time. Interested, he propped his chin and asked, "Aren't you afraid that she will come over and slap you when you say that about your female ticket?" She said it as if it was very powerful. Isn't such a god omniscient?

"She may not care about me now...? But if something really happens, you will protect me, right?" Deadpool blinked at Lixiang, "We are living and dying together now."

"I'm sorry, the heroic spirits brought over this time can only kill people, not save them." Li Xiang kept smiling, "In addition, our deal has not been concluded, and you haven't told me yet, this has nothing to do with the purple sweet potato essence we discovered. what relationship?"

The two of them looked at each other for a second, and Li Xiang saw something from the expression of hesitation and inexplicable excitement, and said hesitantly: "Don't tell me, this is a tangled triangle love story?"

Deadpool: "Bingo~" He looked sad, "I didn't expect my darling to kiss me and then turn around and the red flag at home would not fall down. The colorful flags outside the house were fluttering, and they provoked strange ugly things in places I couldn't see Man." He took a selfie in the mirror, very narcissistic, "How can I say that my brother is more handsome, right? He has good skills, money, and abs. Such a good boyfriend in the new century is perfect."

Since Lixiang had never met the rival in love whom the other party spoke of, and only knew from Attila that the other party might look like a sweet potato—she could not help but deeply questioned the aesthetics of this goddess of death who did not know whether she existed or not. , What kind of psychological quality is it that can collect a group of colorful and odd-boned boyfriends without changing face?Sure enough, the eyes of gods and humans are completely different, right?

She couldn't help but walked into the kitchen and took out a sweet potato, and asked Deadpool seriously: "How do you think this plant grows?"

Deadpool asked with a question mark: "Is it okay? Don't sweet potatoes all look the same?"

Li Xiang breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that the aesthetic difference is not caused by the different cultures of the two worlds.

She stuffed the innocent sweet potato back into the bag, washed her hands, and walked back, only to find that Roman had been listening to their conversation for a long time with a dazed expression, and asked hesitantly, "Lixiang, didn't you talk to me last time?" Say, that enemy is a powerful and beautiful purple-skinned beauty... girl... girl?" His last word was swallowed by Deadpool's shocked gaze, but the basic meaning was clear: Goddess of Death Is it still a bisexual who doesn't care about comers?

Lixiang: ...This is a wonderful misunderstanding.

She decided to have time to clean up the dead house atmosphere in Chaldea.My mind is full of beautiful girls and boys every day, how can there be so many things for you to anthropomorphize!

"What did you say?" The mercenary was terrified, "Although I haven't seen Thanos in our world, but I haven't heard that he turned into a girl this time?"

"So he's a male alien?" Roman pressed.

"Probably... maybe." Deadpool was horrified to find that he was not sure. There are all kinds of wonders in the world, and he didn't chase the goddess of death's skirt to ask her whether his new love is a man or a woman. What if a strange flower appeared and then I ran into it?He suddenly fidgeted and felt that this assumption made people feel as if he had eaten three catties of durian, "At least the Thanos I know are all men."

"Thanos," Li Xiang rubbed his chin, "is this the villain's name? It doesn't sound like a girl's name."

"Right?" Deadpool tried his best to forget the wonderful sex change setting, even if he entered the house, he couldn't be so heavy-handed. "Besides," he sought an argument confidently, "If the purple girl Doesn’t it coincide with Mashu Jiang’s character design? An excellent screenwriter should not choose such a method to deceive readers.”

Matthew: "?"

Li Xiang: "To talk nonsense is to say that Thanos has changed, can eggplants and sweet potatoes be the same species!"

Matthew: "???"

Thanos: Ah Choo!

The villain boss, who is walking on the dark road of destroying the world, has been sneezing all the time recently, thinking that he may have rhinitis.

The author has something to say:

Thanos: It's cold, it's time to destroy the world.

In a blink of an eye, the Nero Festival was over, and the hard-pressed author hadn't finished the final exam, so he shed tears