I woke up to find my Servant appeared in my room

"It's a rather crude AI." Jarvis dutifully reported, "Although I don't know why there is a vertical drawing, but the size of the picture does not exceed 50KB. Because it appeared too suddenly, my program automatically recognized it Scanned for the intrusion virus, the other party was completely unprepared, and a large number of functional loopholes were detected, it seems to be a semi-finished product.”

"However..." He paused, and then added, "I found that its emotionality is particularly obvious. Compared with the suspected simplified version of the main program, its thinking mode is quite special."

Tony couldn't figure out what his butler was talking about: "What type of special?"

Jarvis: "Crazy special?"

iron Man:"……?"

After the artificial intelligence, the human beings present also fell into confusion: what kind of AI will leave a crazy impression on its serious counterparts?

BB pro threw herself into a ball and threw herself into the trash bin on the computer desktop, representing the recycle bin. The white stuffing inside the trash bin that was supposed to be full because there were documents in the recycle bin was taken out by her and stuffed into it. At a certain corner of the desktop, when Lixiang looked up, he saw that his computer seemed to have changed the theme, and the icon of the recycle bin had changed into a depressed Moon Cancer.

The name below the icon has changed from 'Recycle Bin' to 'BB Pro's Soul Trash Can'.

The master slid the mouse and poked the forcibly changed icon: "Are you okay? What happened outside?"

"Ugh..."

BB let out a sob and buried his head in his knees: "It's all over... What's the point of living? I lost to the AI ​​of this world in terms of the completion of the program...Although it's all because I want to hide more flexibly. I cut most of the torso into the hard drive, but I still can’t be reconciled! BB is the administrator of the game, sobbing, and an advanced AI! How can you lose to a prudish housekeeper!”

"..." Combining the context, Li Xiang easily guessed what happened to her, "You met Jarvis?"

"Senior, you know him!" BB scratched the side of the trash can, revealing big eyes that were about to cry, "Wow, why didn't you tell me in advance, BB will never fight unprepared for a villain with an online IQ! "

"Didn't you plan to tell me when you went out to play..." Li Xiang twitched his mouth, "And I actually didn't think about it at first. Jarvis is one of the superheroes in this world, Iron Man's artificial intelligence butler, You've heard of him, right? I saw him a long time ago when I visited the Avengers Tower, but I didn't communicate with him at all."

"I must have been ridiculed!" BB said, "Because of this perfunctory drawing, messy programs, and the loopholes in the firewall! Ahh, this world is so unfriendly to BB, that's it It's decided! After I download the rest of the program patches through the Internet, I must go to the AI ​​to compete again, so that he can understand what an artificial intelligence that can really dominate the human world looks like!"

But Jarvis doesn't want to dominate the human world at all!

Wake up, you are not the same type of AI at all!

However, Lixiang saw BB honestly hiding in his laptop and downloading data patches, and it was rare for him to calm down and become a qualified table pet, so he temporarily gave up trying to persuade her to recognize the reality, and continued to help Helena process the data instead.

"But even if we finish sorting out the sketches, we won't be able to obtain enough materials to build a spaceship."

"This is easy." Helena said, "Although Chaldea's transmission channel still has limitations in transmitting huge magic power, simple steel or other composite materials can quickly and accurately transmit to the target location. We As long as you determine the appropriate limit that this world can bear, you can quickly manufacture small flying machines relying on the abilities of the heroic spirits."

Li Xiang swallowed: "How fast is it? Are we going to rush out of the earth?"

"No—although Helena thinks the sooner the better, is it necessary to communicate with the authorities? I don't want us to be shot down by missiles as soon as we go out. Even if the defensive rune can withstand the impact of missiles, the aftermath of the explosion It may also damage the city." Edison explained, "Master, you also study engineering, and the necessary risk assessment for engineers before carrying out a project is what we should consider now."

The Master was speechless.

She downloaded the risk assessment form from the Internet, and prepared to write a short report according to the plan and submit it to S.H.I.E.L.D. for review.

Although everyone is saving the world, why should the process of saving the world be convincing? ?

The Master, who is obviously a magician but is forging ahead on the road to becoming a scientist, has tears in his eyes, sobs and writes an English academic report of thousands of words by making up random quotations and dictionaries.

Those who heard it were sad and those who saw it wept.

In her introduction, she stated her purpose: to save the earth by leading the heroes to the universe to defeat the evil villain BOSS who tried to destroy mankind.

The first part of the theme structure is the genesis and design ideas of the plan.

The second part attaches Helena's drawings, explaining the design principles from the perspectives of structural mechanics, material science and magic.

The third part is the classification of modern energy sources summarized by Edison. The pros and cons of each option are fully compared from the perspectives of environmental protection, sustainability, and kinetic energy provided, and finally the optimal solution is obtained and an application for purchasing energy is attached. surface.

In the end, he said that he would be responsible for his own financial profit and loss, looked forward to the prospect of the project, sublimated the purpose, and expressed his deep love for the earth and human beings.

The appendices are tables and a bibliography for the risk assessment.

Then she asked Edison to check for grammatical errors, and then sent it to the official mailbox of S.H.I.E.L.D.

In the anticipation of everyone, S.H.I.E.L.D. gave Lixiang a reply one day later.

Maybe their staff gave this ticking time bomb, humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb the highest alert level.

In the reply, I didn't say whether I agreed or disagreed, but simply asked a question: Did you both lose the Heroic Spirit again?If not, which planet would you like to visit this time?And who is playing the villainous Boss?

Lixiang: "..."

They even responsibly helped to correct the typos and unformal expressions in the paper and scored them!

This is obsessive-compulsive disorder!It must be obsessive-compulsive disorder!The people who read the papers are definitely the top students in their student days, and they are gone!

She asked Helena in a daze: "So who is the villain Boss?"

"Hmm, purple sweet potato essence? Purple sweet potato pudding anthropomorphic program? A plump big sister with a collection habit?"

"..."

What else can be done?

Anyway, if this kind of thing is written blindly, no one will find out.

Lixiang then sent another email to S.H.I.E.L.D. to explain the cause and effect according to the rumors of the heroic spirits (Blackbeard's brain supplement).

"Okay, now just wait for the reply." Li Xiang finally finished typing the last letter, sat on the chair and stretched.

BB's voice came from the stereo: "Senior, have you finished writing? If you finish writing, can I change the silent mode?"

He said it was an interrogative sentence, but in fact, he had automatically and consciously turned up the volume without asking for consent.

Lixiang asked her: "Have you finished downloading the patch?"

In the past two days, BB has been busy repairing the program and upgrading the firewall, taking up most of the internet speed, so that the master can even watch a 480P video and get stuck in a PPT, and the life is miserable.

"OK~ Let me see who doesn't have eyes and dares to scan BB's body casually this time! Let the previous dark history pass~ As a shameful memory, the 'click' was mercilessly Cut it off~ Alright, now BB pro is the fault of the flawless AI again!"

Li Xiang said with a blank expression: "But you still have a two-headed pixel art style."

"...Ah! Forgot to upgrade Lihui!"

"Can this also be upgraded?"

BB: "Actually, it can't, because it's just a copy program of the main body. Even the downloaded patch, the performance is still far from that of Chaldea's BB pro. Now we can only make up for it through special means..."

Lixiang watched helplessly as the two-headed pixel BB on the screen turned into an April Fool's Day painting.

"Okay, so we can distinguish between the main body and the avatar, right?"

This bitch is not as good as a pixel!

Lixiang fell into a deep silence facing those big devilish purple eyes.

"What happened?" Edison bent over to look at the computer screen after going out to make a cup of instant coffee, but he miscalculated the actual head size with his own facial hair, and Lixiang was caught off guard and his face was blurred Lion hair, sneezing suddenly with an itchy nose.

"Ah Choo!" She turned her head and covered her mouth.

"Ah! I'm sorry! Master, are you alright?" Edison stepped back quickly, touched his cheek subconsciously, and said to himself, "I made a mistake in judging the distance, could it be that I have gained weight recently...?" He was frightened by this terrible guess He trembled, and his ears trembled.

Li Xiang glanced at him inexplicably: You are not fat.

You are just fluffy.

The author has something to say:

BB is so cute!