Love Rival Dressed as a General [Entertainment]

Guangqian's head was heavy, with short, prickly hair, which made Shuying's face very itchy.

Looking down at his facial features from the top of his head for the first time, Shu Ying found that they look good no matter how you look at them.

His lips are not as thin and small as some men's. They are just right and correct, making him look resolute and loyal.

The long eyelashes form a small curved shadow on the cheeks, making the bridge of the nose look even higher.

Shu Ying didn't dare to move at all, for fear of waking up the people around her.

But it was almost time for lunch, and he was a little anxious.

Compared to waking Guang Qian up, Shu Ying was more worried that he would be hungry.

Finally, the person on the shoulder seemed to have a reaction. He opened his eyes and quickly closed them. After frowning, he straightened up.

"Are you awake? Go to bed again, I'm going to cook first!" Shu Ying hurriedly jumped up and ran out the door.

Guangqian looked at the figure that disappeared in a flash, and smiled bitterly.

She agreed not to get close to him, but she still wanted to lean on his thin shoulders, unexpectedly, leaning on his shoulders, she really fell asleep.

When Shu Ying rushed to the kitchen, Luna and Dong Xiaoye were already preparing the ingredients. Xiaoye seemed to be not in high spirits, the work in his hands didn't stop, but the expression on his face was particularly sad.

Shu Ying could tell that his sadness was definitely not because he didn't complete the task, but because Liu Bing never cared about whether he blew his hair or not from the beginning to the end.

Luna comforted him softly, saying that some men are careless and don't pay much attention to details.

Shu Ying didn't want to lie to him, and she couldn't tell the truth in the live broadcast, so she could only chop and wash vegetables silently.

At this moment, Liu Bing and Qin Junming also came down, and Liu Bing went to the kitchen on purpose, touched Ono's head, and said softly, "Thank you."

Maybe it was because of this head-to-head killing, maybe it was Luna's comfort, Dong Xiaoye soon resurrected with full heart.

The two of them turned the topic back and forth, and for some reason, it turned to Guangqian.

Even Luna and Ono could see that Guangqian seemed to be in a bad mood today. Although he was usually quiet, the air pressure was particularly low during breakfast today.

"Shadow, what's wrong with Brother Qian?" Ono asked him.

"I don't know... how would I know." Shu Ying answered naturally, the kitchen knife in her right hand was cutting fast.

"He likes you so much, you don't even care about him!" Xiaoye laughed and teased him.

"Yeah, it's your fault." Luna also came to chime in, her tone was not entirely teasing, but rather sincere.

After getting along with each other for two periods, she could tell that the only thing that this little kid in front of her who knew everything was not good at was feelings.

Guangqian treats him well, and everyone around sees it, but he doesn't understand anything, and his heart is full of tasks.

Seeing that this young couple is quite likable, let me help you guys out.

When Shu Ying heard them say that Guang Qian liked her, her heart almost flew out, and the knife in her hand trembled a few times.He stopped quickly, lest he accidentally cut his hand.

He said: "This is "The Secret of Love", of course I like it, if I don't like it, I'm still a couple."

What I think in my heart is: I like a fart, and I have never praised me.

"By the way, do you know how to test whether a person really likes you?" Luna suddenly raised her voice, asking her two younger brothers unintentionally.

"I know, it's either money or life!" Dong Xiaoye answered first.

"Pfft!" Shu Ying almost didn't laugh, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, let's be more practical, Sister Luna definitely doesn't mean that!"

Luna gave him a compliment and said, "That's right, I've seen a very simple but scientific test, should we try it?"

Her expression was not only excited, but also a little bit of anticipation, secretly looking forward to her "Mingshen"'s reaction for a while.

"No, you can test..." Shu Ying was the first to refuse.

He didn't think about testing Guangqian at all, because he knew that he would be the one who would lose face in a while.

And now it's a live broadcast, they are just imaginary couples, it's okay to lose face in private, it's a big shame to lose face on the whole network.

"Let's talk about the test first, I think it's interesting!" Dong Xiaoye was very interested, and immediately stood in the same camp as Luna.

Only then did Luna turn on the phone and read out the test methods she had collected: "When a group of people laugh, everyone will look at the person they like."

"How about it? It's very simple, right? Let's try it?" She turned over her phone and continued to explain: "This is a psychological principle with scientific basis. Don't believe me!"

When Shu Ying heard it, she seemed to be interested, so she didn't object anymore.

What's more, the more he opposes now, the more guilty he seems.

Or maybe, he also wants to know a little bit in his heart...

Guangqian... Who will he look at?

While working, the three secretly discussed and decided that each of them would prepare a joke and tell it during the meal, while the other two would play the role of laughing.

Netizens cook, cook, and order takeout, but they are reluctant to turn off the live broadcast. They are more excited than the female guests, and they are betting on the performance of the male guests. The chips have changed from a pack of spicy sticks to a box of instant noodles.

Today's lunch atmosphere is weirder than ever before, the male guests are still unaware, and the female guests are all on pins and needles.

"Ahem..." Luna quickly spoke when she saw that everyone had eaten halfway.

"Shadow, you just said you were going to tell me a joke, what kind of joke, tell me now, let's have fun together."

Shu Ying paused her hand, visibly stiffened, nodded slowly, and forced out a smile.

God knows how afraid he is of telling jokes. He is the king of cold jokes in the class. Once he tells a joke, he will definitely be cold. No matter how funny the joke is, it will not escape his clutches.

Fortunately, this time he made a joke on Baidu.

If there is no accident, everyone will be teased to lean forward and back, and be overjoyed.

He wiped his mouth nervously and scanned the faces of the other five guests. All three male guests showed great interest.

Even Guangqian stopped his chopsticks and stared at him meaningfully.

It is certain that people who listen to jokes will look at those who tell jokes, so before speaking, Shu Ying deliberately said: "Eat while listening, eat and eat."

Then everyone looked away and continued to eat.

"I saw this on the Internet, I laughed so hard, hahaha..." Shu Ying recalled the joke, before she started to say it, she was overjoyed.

"It means that a young lady watched a movie called "First Blood."

"She liked it very much after watching it, so she recommended it to her colleagues. When her colleagues told her that there was a sequel to this movie, she searched it online."

"Hahaha... I searched for half an hour but couldn't find it. My colleague ran over to look and found that she was searching for 'Second Blood'. Hahahaha...I laughed so hard...Oh, I can't do it..."

Shu Ying laughed so hard that she covered her stomach and almost choked on herself.

"..." At the dinner table, only his laughter echoed, and what accompanied him was an unusual silence.

Luna and Dong Xiaoye looked at each other, broke free from the freezing atmosphere, and quickly laughed "hahaha".

The three male guests were startled by their sudden laughter, feeling chilly and inexplicably nervous.

The three looked at each other, desperately communicating with their eyebrows and eyes.

Guangqian: What's going on?They are weird...

Qin Junming: I don’t know, I don’t know!I'm a little nervous!

Liu Bing: Could this be the task of this issue?what to do?

Guangqian: Don't ask me, it's also the first time I've heard such a cold joke.

Qin Junming: What else can I do?Just laugh!

Liu Bing: One, two, three, laugh!

"Hahahahaha!" The three male guests seemed to be belatedly aware of it, and it took a minute for them to burst into laughter.

Shu Ying was extremely embarrassed at first, thinking that her joke was being ignored again, but seeing everyone laughed, she said with relief: "You three, the reflex arc is too long..."

Almost made me doubt my own joke!

The barrage at this moment can be described as extremely lively, everyone is swiping [ha ha ha ha], many people bluntly said that it was the first time they found Shu Ying so cute, like the silly son of the landlord's family.

Dong Xiaoye and Luna looked at each other, and asked each other who would clean up this mess.

Luna shook her head, resolutely refusing to tell jokes, thinking about the scene, how embarrassing it was.

Only that silly boy Shadow was still complacent, proud of himself for making everyone laugh.

As a result, Dong Xiaoye, who is a new host of entertainment programs, began to use his field control skills.

He smiled at a few people, and with a few sentences, he took the topic away, and talked about the interesting things behind their program production.

The guests climbed out of the ice cellar just now, and began to discuss the behind-the-scenes stories with great interest.

Seeing that the atmosphere was getting better, Dong Xiaoye began to talk about the hilarious slip of the tongue that happened when he hosted a large party in the university.

That was when he first started hosting the big graduating parties, and one of the programs was a chorus called "We Are All Family."

"I was nervous at that time. The school leaders were all sitting in the first row, and they were all looking at me. When I was nervous, my mind went blank, I rushed to the middle of the stage, my mouth trembled, and I said: 'Next, please Enjoy the chorus—err..."We're All Human"! Applause!'”

"Pfft! Hahahaha!" The six guests, including Ono herself, burst out laughing, and Shu Ying laughed so hard that she turned into a goose.

He didn't remember the test at all, his mind was full of Ono's jokes, and while covering his stomach and laughing, he unconsciously glanced at the person opposite.

Coincidentally, Guangqian on the opposite side was also looking at him, his eyes were crooked with a smile, and a pair of small canine teeth were baring at him, innocent and unbelievably good-looking.

"!!!" A current flashed through his mind instantly.

He...he's looking at me!

When a group of people laughed, he looked at me!

He didn't look at the joker, he looked at me!

He...he...he really...likes me? !

The scene of the two looking at each other was quickly cut out by the money-winning fans. They had been waiting for this scene for a long time, and they were going to use this loving gaze to slap "Sombra" and the money-seeking cult in the face.

There was joy in the barrage.

【I won! !I won the bet! !Winning money is true love!Hahaha, there is scientific proof! 】

[Fuck! !I have goosebumps!If this is not arranged in advance, it means that they are here for real! ! ! 】

【It's definitely not a script! !Didn't you see how embarrassing Shu Ying's cold joke was? ?That's an embarrassment that can't be acted out! 】

【Ha ha ha ha!I'm fucking frozen to death by cold jokes! !cute!But I don't want to go through it again! 】

[The money-winning party thinks too much!The king also looked at each other!Frozen is hard to judge, after all, Ono is telling jokes]

……

What happened afterwards, Shu Ying had no memory at all.

He searched repeatedly, trying to disprove the science of the test, but to no avail.

During the lunch break, he completely lost sleep for the first time.

Guangqian...

general...

My future rival...

He likes me? ? ?