Pretend to be a straight man [Transmigration Book]

On this issue, Walther really didn't know.

Therefore, the consultant shook his head quite naturally, with the same puzzled expression as them, "Why?"

However, because of his previous bad reputation, his teammates complained from the bottom of their hearts. Consultant Cheng, this guy's acting skills are too good, right?Look at the big suspicious eyes, the curious tone, if they didn't know that he was Walther, they would have believed what he said.

The small eyes of the teammates were cast on him secretly, all of which meant "you can make it up".

Ever since they knew the secret of consultant Cheng and completed the task of the insect industry, the brothers have completely let go of themselves, childish to the top, and IQ reduced to just talking and laughing, and then secretly preparing the legendary surprise gift.

"Just ask You Meng?" Li Zuoxing turned on his optical brain, never admitting that he liked this childish atmosphere, "Or ask You Meng's adjutant."

"How can you ask the person concerned about this kind of thing, of course you should ask Captain Yumeng's adjutant." The teammates smiled and patted him with each hand, "Not bad, little star, you are very popular."

When Li Zuoxing contacted the adjutant, the adjutant happened to be free, so he laughed a few times and told them the origin of the matter.

It turned out that five months ago, You Meng had sent a challenge letter to Worth, requesting a one-on-one duel with him. Worth did not refuse at the time, but when it came to the match, he was absent.When others commented, it was said that Worser didn't bother to fight a duel with a little captain, so he didn't show up.

It's still the kind of high-quality high-quality black who was black all his life and would only scold the other party for rubbish.

And self-appointed as Worthy's lifelong opponent.

Li Zuoxing finished listening: "..."

He has a headache.

No wonder Yumeng looked at him strangely after Worth appeared in public and drew him as an opponent.

Consultant Cheng was thoughtful.

He seemed to have accepted a challenge letter at that time, and he did not refuse it, but on the day of the game, he was ambushed by other star thieves, and those trash who had never been as courageous as sesame seeds united to kill him. Forced to take NK-03, after that, he completely forgot that someone challenged him.

After thanking the adjutant, the dream team, who finally knew the reason, was satisfied and turned to other topics.

Li Zuoxing got up, and only then did he have time to say, "I'm going to the bathroom."

Consultant Cheng stood up decisively and stuck to Li Zuoxing, "I'm coming too."

In order to have a chance to get along alone, the two of them let go of the bathroom in the room, and walked out openly under the contemptuous gazes of their teammates.

There is no one in the aisle, it will be bedtime, and there is only this same-sex lover under the bright lights.

They all know the purpose of the other party, and it's not to practice the idea that they haven't had time to practice just now.

The two walked side by side for 1 minute, Li Zuoxing couldn't hold back, "Not hot?"

"Not hot." Consultant Cheng stood next to him.

"So clingy?"

Consultant Cheng shook his head seriously, holding Li Zuoxing's arm was not enough, raised his hand and kissed the back of his hand, "It's not sticky, it's not sweating."

Deliberately misinterpreted Li Zuoxing's meaning.

Li Zuoxing shook his hand with a smile, "This is the hand I will use to go to the bathroom later."

Deliberately disgusting him, "It's so dirty, so dirty."

The consultant Cheng smiled, and suddenly opened his mouth to enclose his little finger, warmly tolerated it for a while, and then said slowly: "Sweet."

With wet mouth, Li Zuoxing frowned, "Eat it if it's dirty or not, there will be no next time."

Consultant Cheng was very satisfied, "You are not dirty."

"Everywhere you eat is delicious, and I love to eat everywhere."

"Your expression looks like a pervert right now," Li Zuoxing said with precise words, "or is it that our Chengcheng baby is a pervert in the first place?"

Li Zuoxing was so full of anger that he thought he had put out the fire, but now he knew that the fire hadn't been extinguished, and it made the owner even more daring.

Speaking of abnormality, the consultant Cheng immediately retorted, "Of course not."

But in his mind, he remembered the scene of him once peeping at Li Zuxing's body, and surrounded him with mental power.

Standing in front of the toilet door, Xing Bandit was in a turbulent mood, and even Li Zuoxing beside him didn't even look at him.

It took more than an hour to solve the physiological problem. During the period, other people came to the toilet. In the end, many people complained to the crew of the spacecraft, saying that there was a strange noise in the bathroom in the middle of the night, which scared them to go to the toilet. Unfavorable.

Once the door of the toilet compartment is closed, you can swim in the clouds.

Li Zuoxing said that it is not unreasonable for the consultant Cheng to play, because he is afraid that he will stay away from him after knowing that he is Walther.

Consultant Cheng is ruthless to himself and even more ruthless to others. In front of Li Zuoxing alone, he is even more ruthless to himself.

He knew that from the perspective of others, his two identities acted like he was playing Li Zuoxing, and it was impossible to see whether he was sincere or just playing for fun.

In order to make Li Zuoxing believe him, he really worked hard.

It is said to be punishment, but in fact the purpose is still one, which is to seduce the sweetheart.

Show your own charm to your heart's content, show how a straight man is awkwardly exploring himself, let Li Zuoxing watch with his own eyes, stare at his actions, and watch how he uses his mental power to explore his body.

Li Zuoxing was already blushing when he heard his proposal, and couldn't bear it even more when he saw it with his own eyes.

However, the consultant Cheng had asked him to do so. In order to implement the "small punishment", he could only watch and not intervene in the whole process.

Advisor Cheng hadn't really understood that he liked Li Zuoxing, he had already tried to make himself happy, but it was only irritating because there was no response.

In such a shameful situation, he also thought that he would be as unresponsive as before, but who knew that under Li Zuoxing's gaze, it would be even more serious.

It seems that as long as Li Zuoxing is around, he can be excited just by looking at him.

……

The pleasant travel time passed quickly. After seeing some beautiful scenery one after another, the members of the dream team specially set the location of the welcome ceremony and confession plan at Haibaixing.

Because many of their stories happened here, and the first intimate contact between Li Zuoxing and Consultant Cheng was also here. Because of the mermaid, everything makes this planet have an extraordinary charm.

"I think the wedding should be held at the Big Dipper, what do you think?" Swering suggested earnestly.

They are discussing the wedding between Li Zuoxing and consultant Cheng Future. They completely ignore the practical issue of whether the two men can get married. They are arguing about this beautiful future idea.

"The Qiqi Color Star we have been to is also good," Xi Nan followed suit, "and the wedding on their planet is really fun, the wedding process is too romantic!"

"Topia Star is also good." Ling Nian followed closely.

After all, it is the planet of his own military academy, and the business of Topia is prosperous. There will be many guests attending the wedding, and it will be very lively.

Ji Yu looked embarrassed and hesitated, "These are all very good, but if I remember correctly, Zuo Xing likes the atmosphere of Mawei Xing very much."

Walther's home planet was destroyed, and they couldn't hold a wedding ceremony for them on Maider.

As for whether the two of them can be together until they get married—this is a question that the dream team has never considered, please, look at the consultant Cheng's exclusive desire and attitude towards Li Zuxing, can they separate?

The teammates discussed actively, and Li Zuoxing and consultant Cheng, who were the parties involved, were at the end, not listening at all.

Li Zuoxing walked backwards in front of Consultant Cheng, his hands behind his back clenched into fists, and with a smile asked Consultant Cheng to guess that there was something in his hand, "Quickly guess."

Consultant Cheng thought about it all the way, he couldn't cheat, he could only observe his expression, and tentatively asked, "The right hand?"

Li Zuxing's expression remained unchanged, but his speech slowed down, "Are you sure?"

Unsure, the consultant Cheng frowned, struggling, "Could it be the left side?"

There are no raised stones on the beach, and Li Zuoxing's posture of playing with his boyfriend backwards is very handsome, his expression remains unchanged, "There is only one chance, just ask."

It's over, the consultant Cheng is really racking his brains this time, it's hard to believe that he is just playing a game with his partner with this serious and worried look.

The IQ dropped below the average and the two were childishly happy. The teammates ignored them and pretended that they were followed by two mentally retarded people.

According to their words, only by ignoring these two people can you feel that there is air in the world, the air is fresh, and it is not full of sour dogs, food, and smells!

Swarling is still the one who is different. No matter how many childish pictures he sees, he will always feel super happy, and he feels completely satisfied!

But to be so naive, is it also a manifestation of the happiness of two people?

They were getting closer and closer to the sea, when suddenly there was a line cutting the waves from a distance in the sea, and the clear and crisp sound of milk sounded, and they were very happy, "Boss—!"

The penetrating power of the child's voice was so strong that it almost resounded throughout the beach. Li Zuoxing's chic figure staggered, almost startled by the call.

"Boss, boss, boss!"

The sound was getting closer and closer, and the little mermaid moved swiftly and swam towards them.Her long hair was disheveled, and her big sea-blue eyes were full of happiness, "Woooooooo Boss finally came to see the baby."

As cute as a doll.

Ling Nian's eyes lit up, why didn't he find this little mermaid so cute before?

It's just a little bit worse than the lovely mental power.

"Cough," Li Zuoxing squatted down very imposingly, and asked the boss and the younger brother, "Did I study hard after I left?"

"Yes!" The little mermaid proudly puffed out her small chest, and the chubby chin was about to stick to the sky, "Baby thinks what the boss said is very right! Baby must study hard and improve every day! So baby ran away from home and planned to exercise by himself Strength!"

"Is the baby powerful?"

Shiny stared at Li Zuxing begging for praise.

Dream Team: "..."

He looked at Li Zuoxing faintly with disapproving eyes.

"..." Li Zuoxing.

He immediately turned around and walked quickly to the docking position of the spaceship. The seawater of Haibai Xing occupied almost the entire planet, and the place where they were staying was not the place where they met the little mermaid, which meant that he was still saved.

The consultant was puzzled when he saw him turn around and leave, "Why?"

"Kill me before the mermaids come," Li Zuoxing said, "I have to run for my life."

He got the only cub of the mermaid clan to run away from home!

Looking at the disheveled hair of this little mermaid and his stomach rumbling non-stop, you can tell how miserable he is living now!

I'm afraid the whole mermaid tribe already hates him so much, right? !

But he was just joking, and after walking a few steps, he turned back and went into the water to hold the little mermaid in his arms from the shallow water, and asked his teammates on the shore to hunt and barbecue for him.

In order to have a good trip this time, they brought a lot of convenient tools, and the picnic was just a trivial matter.

Consultant Cheng followed him into the water. Li Zuoxing was holding the little mermaid, and he helped to support the long mermaid tail. The shiny mermaid scales were extremely beautiful, and the tentacles were cold and hard, like metal.

The little mermaid obediently put away the dangerous scales on the mermaid, hid the sharp edges, put her small arms around the boss's neck, and blinked her big eyes to look at Li Zuoxing to the left and Consultant Cheng to the right, and was particularly at ease being hugged by them Get out of the water and onto the beach.

The busy Jiyu and the others on the shore couldn't help laughing, and recorded this scene with their optical brain. It was so beautiful, as warm as a family of three.

The three of them are all good-looking, and Haibaixing's background is extraordinarily beautiful. Any picture can make people feel warm and smile.

Xi Nan has great strength. When Li Zuoxing and the consultant Cheng were hugging the little mermaid, he had already dug a ditch with tools, used his mental power to isolate the sand from sliding, and drew a stream of water from the sea to the area around the barbecue, allowing the little mermaid to Can stay in the sea all the time.

They know that mermaids from other planets can leave the water for three days, but the mermaids on Haibaixing have always disliked interacting with humans and are shy and timid, so people don’t know much about them, so it’s always right to be careful .

Li Zuoxing put the little mermaid in the puddle, and the little mermaid obediently said, "Thank you, boss."

He looked at Consultant Cheng again, and said seriously and simply: "Thank you, boss' wife."

Consultant Cheng: "...?"

His expression made the little mermaid look anxious, and said cautiously while eating her little hands: "Did the baby say something wrong? Don't human beings just call their partners wives?"

"...it's okay," the consultant Cheng smiled, feeling that the child is too young to tell the difference between a wife and a husband, "but I'm not a wife, baby."

Ever since he turned Li Zuxing's face flushed and his eyes flickering on the spaceship, Advisor Cheng has been proud of his status as the "active party". In his opinion, isn't this obvious?How could his meticulous logic go wrong.

Which accepting party can make the active party show Li Zuoxing's expression?

But the reason why he emphasized the issue of "up and down" so much was because...he also felt something was wrong.

But if you don't admit it, you have to pretend that you don't know.

No matter what you think in your heart, you must show your momentum.

The little mermaid innocently broke his dream, "No, the baby smells like a boss in your body! The baby can't smell it wrong!"

In the end, in order to prove that he was in a hurry, Xiao Jindouzi said with aggrieved eyes, "You are the boss's wife!"

Consultant Cheng: "..."

The teammates looked at him with weird eyes, then suddenly realized, and kept looking up and down.

Li Zuxing was in a complicated mood for a while. On the one hand, he praised the little mermaid's behavior of breaking the consultant into a dead skin and pretending to be ignorant. He had to praise the younger brother for his bravery. Is the real active party.

But judging by the way the consultant is doing, he is so excited that he can't stop every time, so he shouldn't be able to fight, right?

He thought to himself, the consultant next to him turned blue, red and black.

"...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Arrogant laughter rang out, although the teammates didn't know why boys and boys fell in love with wives and husbands, but look at the expression of the consultant Cheng, puff, what a poor Star Thief Walther.

Li Zuoxing took two steps back, and gave a thumbs up to the little mermaid at a place where the advisor could not see.

The little mermaid doesn't distinguish between the boss and the boss's wife, he asked cutely, and the universal interstellar language is not very standard, "Boss, why did you give the baby a thumbs up?"

It’s over.

Li Zuxing's movements froze, and the consultant Cheng slowly turned his head, just in time to meet his raised big finger.

Alas.

The teammates handed the skewers to the little mermaid, and then each of them took a skewer, watching while eating, "Come, come, eat while it's hot."

Fight up fight!Don't be cowardly, they are waiting to see the excitement.

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