Pretend to be a straight man [Transmigration Book]

The advisor's pupils constricted.

He pushed Li Zuoxing away and took two steps back hastily, his face was full of astonishment.

Li Zuoxing was pushed back several steps by him, almost slipped by the soft sand under his feet, puzzled and aggrieved, "You push me."

The consultant's hands were trembling, and he touched his lips, his expression changing unpredictably.

The sense of danger spread from him, and the anger seemed to be able to burn and distort the air, "Li Zuoxing——!"

"Don't call me!"

"I won't play with you anymore!" Li Zuoxing was more confident than him, and yelled, "I don't like you anymore, don't call Xingxing by name!"

After he said this, he turned his head and ran away. The consultant Cheng was so angry that his heart, liver and lungs ached, and the feeling of being sucked by this man was still on his lips, and the delicate lips were a little tingling after being treated roughly.

The tip of the nose is full of the smell of Li Zuxing, and after the person left, the taste on the lips became clearer.

Consultant Cheng's temples bulged and he was so angry that he had to stand in the wind and calm down so as not to beat Li Zuoxing.

Kiss him and say you don't like him?

... No, damn it, you dare to kiss him!

Depend on!

a man!

She even kissed him!

The consultant has a dark face.

One person burst into foul language for an hour.

He desperately told himself that it was a child's IQ. Li Zuoxing is now either an adult or a child. If he is a child, he doesn't need to worry about it. Li Zuoxing will be even more embarrassed than him when he returns to his original state.

Yes, Li Zuoxing would be more embarrassed than him, and the consultant finally felt a little better.

And here, Li Zuoxing was already walking towards the group of handsome guys before with his long legs. When passing by the beach, a childish voice stopped him, "Brother, how are you?" ?”

Li Zuoxing turned his head to look, and there was a lovely and beautiful mermaid floating on the sea looking at him.

Li Zuoxing was upset, "Who are you calling brother, Xing Xing is still a baby!"

The mermaid baby was stunned, "Are you a baby too?"

"Of course," Li Zuoxing walked over, squatting on the beach and playing with the sand, "And he's the smartest baby!"

The mermaid swam around in place and looked at Li Zuxing expectantly, "What about me? Am I the second smartest?"

Li Zuoxing thought for a while, thinking logically, "Because I only see you as a child, so you are the second smartest now."

"Aren't I always the second smartest?" There were tears in the mermaid's eyes again.

Is this a boy?

How to cry at every turn.

Li Zuoxing thought with disgust in his heart, he is really the strongest baby, he didn't shed a single tear when he was pushed earlier.

The mermaid quickly shifted her attention, "Brother, can you tell me the story of Brother Witch?"

His tail was raised high above the water, visibly expecting and excited.

Li Zuoxing had question marks all over his head, and said in a rough voice, "Brother witch! The witch is a female witch!"

He threw down a huge thunder, and ran away cutely with big feet.

Only the shocked mermaid baby was left frozen in place.

At the same place, several people from Jiyu were processing the ingredients, and several adult fish were talking to them, and it was determined that Li Zuoxing's situation would only last for about a week.

Since it was only a week, they decided to stay in Haibaixing for a full week in order to avoid accidents.

Consultant Cheng Xianli Li Zuxing came back one step at a time. When he came back, his face was as calm as possible, so that his teammates really didn't see anything wrong with him.

"Where is Zou Xing?"

Consultant Cheng glanced around and pointed not far away, "Isn't it right there?"

The teammates looked back and were speechless. Li Zuoxing was squatting on the seashore with the rippling water, having a good time, and the mermaids surrounded him, chattering non-stop, looking like weeping.

"It seems that they get along very well," Ji Yu smiled and frowned again, "but that squirrel..."

"That squirrel was invaded by someone's mental power," the consultant Cheng said coldly, "It failed to steal the energy spar, and simply let the person who got the energy spar die together—it's a disgusting idea."

"He knows we still have energy crystals on us," Ling Nian snorted coldly, "he will come again."

"He has no chance." Consultant Cheng wanted to say a few more words, but when he saw Li Zuoxing running towards him, he stopped talking.

Although I have warned myself a lot, it is still embarrassing...

Li Zuoxing, whose IQ had become low, didn't think so much. He snorted when he saw the consultant, and ran straight past him, finding other good-looking little brothers.

"Xing Xing is hungry." A handsome face wrinkled together, very funny.

Ji Yu grinned, touched his head first, and then began to take advantage of it, "Then what should you call me?"

"Brother." Li Zuoxing looked at him contemptuously, feeling mentally retarded by his question.

Ji Yu was dumbfounded by this look, and gave the food that needed to be grilled to the consultant Cheng.

Advisor Cheng took it from him and started making food.

Li Zuxing was tangled this time, and secretly looked at Consultant Cheng.From the corner of his eye, the consultant Cheng had been watching his expression, and felt a little better after seeing him frequently looking in his direction.

A man who can bend and stretch, his stomach growled with hunger, and his abdominal muscles hurt when touched. Li Zuoxing sighed and squatted next to Consultant Cheng, staring at the barbecue in his hand.

I don't talk to people either, which shows that I'm still angry.

The consultant Chengdu wanted to laugh.

That's right, Li Zuoxing's IQ is only so low now, he doesn't understand anything, so he naturally feels wronged.

Obviously the one being taken advantage of, Advisor Cheng now feels guilty of bullying a child.

But they were all...kissed, if you don't push him away, can you just be kissed obediently?

Thinking of this, Advisor Cheng handed him the first skewer of baked food.

Li Zuoxing was still very obedient when he was eating, and he would eat as many sticks as he was given, and the others sighed, taking advantage of the time, one after another, they started to take advantage of being an older brother.

After they finished their meal, they asked Li Zuoxing to play with the little mermaid before continuing the discussion on the topic just now.

Consultant Cheng's mental power was much stronger than the opponent's. After the accident, his mental power covered a radius of 1000 meters and successfully captured the opponent's fast-moving mental body.

At that moment, if he hadn't wanted to save his life to interrogate the other party, the consultant Cheng would have let him taste the feeling of being mentally blasted.

He told the result to his teammates, they pondered for a while, and decided to divide into two teams.

The first team and the consultant Cheng went to chase the attackers, and the second team stayed in place to take care of Li Zuoxing.

Advisor Cheng moved quickly, took Ling Nian and Swarin with him and set off directly. If you pay attention carefully, you can feel a little bit of a hasty escape from his departure.

He didn't know how to get along with Li Zuoxing for a short time.

Even though Li Zuxing's current situation is not right, the consultant Cheng is still an adult.

As long as he sees Li Zuxing, the consultant will think of the phrase "eating mouth".

……

It's better not to see each other in the near future.

Consultant Cheng began to calmly think about how to delay the time.

After they left, it was nearly dusk.

The beautiful mermaids gathered by the beach, ready to go back to the deep sea after listening to Li Zuoxing's last story.

Li Zuoxing finished talking about a simple version of Little Red Riding Hood in a disjointed manner, and then asked with bright eyes, "Can the stars go to the bottom of the sea to play?"

"Boss, you can't go," said the little mermaid who was taught to recognize the boss obediently, "Humans can't breathe at the bottom of the sea."

Li Zuoxing sighed deeply, and Xi Nan squatted beside him and sighed too, "I should remember to bring the equipment, why didn't I think of it before I came to Haibaixing."

The expressionless Li Zuxing is still very good at bluffing, "You are so stupid."

Xi Nan glared at him, then turned on the optical brain and recorded a video of him.

Li Zuoxing subconsciously showed a big smile, feeling very cute when facing the camera.

The two of them chatted very happily. Does this mean that Xinan's IQ is not high?

Ji Yu laughed at the side, and took out two submarine protective clothing from the pile of prepared things, "I prepared it, do you want to go down and play?"

The little mermaid clapped her hands happily, "Boss! I'll take you to the bottom of the sea~"

Little milk sounds are happy notes.

But Li Zuoxing was very distrustful of this thing he had never seen before. He squinted and said to Xi Nan: "You go first, Xingxing will go later."

"Coward." Xi Nan made a grimace at him with a hippie smile, put on the protective clothing and screamed, and plopped into the bottom of the sea.

The mermaids followed enthusiastically and took their human friends to swim in their world.

Ji Yu laughed out loud, watching Li Zuoxing's eyes bursting with anger, he still had a conscience, and treated Li Zuoxing the way he would treat a child, "Haibaixing has a special fruit called stinky oil fruit, although the name is not It sounds good, but it's very sweet and juicy, do you want to eat it?"

Li Zuoxing nodded.

The obedient look was really cute, Ji Yu patted his head lightly, turned around and walked into the forest.

When he was looking for food before, he seemed to smell the smell of stinky oil fruit near there.

Ji Yu followed his memory and found several stinky oil fruit trees next to the water source where the energy spar was found before. The yellow round fruits were heavy and plump and fell from the branches.

Ji Yu picked three or four of them, and when he was about to bring another one, one of the stinky oil fruits in his arms fell. Ji Yu bent down to pick it up, and at the moment of bending down, there was a sound of wind speed swipe next to his ear. passing sound.

With a bang, a hole was punched out of the heavy stinky oil fruit tree trunk.

The heat left by the laser caused white smoke to rise from the tree trunk.

Ji Yu's pupils shrank, and he rolled to the nearby bushes to hide.In the next second, the ground where he was just now has left several perforation marks.

The person who shot him with a gun came out from behind the tree, with an excited smile on his face: "I like killing people who are alone the most."

He aimed a shot at the bush, and the blue beam penetrated the bush and also passed through Ji Yu's left leg.

Blood flowed from the wound all over the ground, Ji Yu grunted, sweating profusely, he gritted his teeth, dragged his left leg and fled deeper.

The footsteps of the middle-aged man followed him closely, and he leisurely fired one shot after another, piercing Ji Yu's right leg, lower abdomen, and arm.

The optical brain in his hand was blasted to a bloody mess along with his wrist.

It wasn't until Ji Yu fell to his knees and the blood that flowed from him was sucked by the ground, that the middle-aged man put down his gun and walked slowly to Ji Yu's side.

The pain of too much blood loss distracted Ji Yu's eyes, and his body became colder and colder. The middle-aged man kicked him hard in the abdomen, then knelt down and pulled Ji Yu's hair.

"Where is your energy spar?" The middle-aged man said viciously, "Where is your companion?"

He was merciless in his attack, but this savage blow made Ji Yu regain his sobriety for a short time.

Companion, companion...

Ji Yu coughed violently, blood flowed from his throat, he opened his mouth and mustered all his strength, the middle-aged man thought he was about to speak, but he heard him whistle.

A short, don't come, run away...

The second short sound, Xinan, flee with Zou Xing...

The third beep is short, run away!

Ji Yu exhausted all his strength, and blew the last long whistle with the smell of blood.

But his serious injury made his whistle so weak that he wondered if Sinan and Soo-sung could hear him.

Hear it, you must hear it!

The middle-aged man was full of anger, and he knocked Ji Yu's head on the ground, "I'm asking you something, whistle your mother!"

The force of this blow made Ji Yu feel that he was about to die.

It was difficult to breathe, and I could even feel the blood flowing from my body.

Ji Yu didn't want to die, he breathed hard, Xi Nan was so stupid, and Zuo Xing was in this state, what would they do if he died?

But others wanted him dead.

The middle-aged man cursed, and decided to kill the person first before finding out where the energy spar was hidden. His muzzle recharged with energy and aimed at Ji Yu's heart. Zhong Hou will be able to take Ji Yu's life.

"Lucky for you, boy," he tutted regretfully, "I don't have time to slowly torture people today."

He pressed the button, and the blue beam shot towards Ji Yu's heart——

With a click, it hit a layer of silver-white protective cover.

The mental power that turned into a protective cover fluctuated in an angry arc, and then tightly wrapped around Ji Yu's bleeding wound.

A thunderous sound crackled behind the man.

The middle-aged man was horrified, and immediately turned around and raised his gun to aim at the people behind him.

Li Zuoxing held the long knife condensed with huge spiritual power, and he took every step, the anger made him expressionless, and the silver light made him full of evil spirits.

The middle-aged man fired three shots in a row, and all the blue beams were cut off by the long knife.

Li Zuoxing got closer and closer to him, pointing his long knife between his eyebrows.

The middle-aged man's terrified eyes reflected the silvery white light of spiritual power, and Li Zuoxing's face holding a long knife.

"You bullied my friend."

"The stars kill you," he said.

The author has something to say: this state will end in about five chapters, friends who don’t like Xing Xing’s stupid state can watch it after a while~