Pretend to be a straight man [Transmigration Book]

The teammates were all staring at Li Zuoxing seriously, and the emotionally introverted Ji Yu's eyes were slightly red, pitying the pain of the mermaid princess walking on the tip of a knife and the sadness of being forgotten by the prince. Advisors Cheng and Ling Nian had already foreseen the story. The ending will not be happy, the two of them didn't speak, watching Sinan crying with snot all over his face.

"The witch said that as long as the princess kills the prince and let his blood flow to her legs, she can turn back into a fishtail and return to the sea," Li Zuoxing interacted with the audience, "What do you think she will choose?"

Several of the consultants pretended to be deep in thought.

They guessed the choice of the mermaid princess, but they didn't want to say it themselves.

A timid question was inserted next to it, "Will she kill the prince?"

The sound of milk is the voice of a cub.

The few people who were immersed in the story came back to their senses, and looked at the place where the sound came from——

A dozen mermaids of different styles surrounded them, floating on the sea surface from far or near, looking at the blue sea surface with red eyes, aggrieved.

The mermaid who interjected was as cute as a doll, with curly long hair, a grass ring made of seagrass on his head, and tear bubbles in his big eyes. He was a shining mermaid cub. It's not very standard, whether to cry or not: "Brother, can you let her go home?"

Moe!

It's so cute!

It was only then that Li Zuoxing realized that he was a cute freak. Even though mermaids don't have fluffy hair, their palms were so itchy that they just wanted to rub them.

He coughed a few times, so as not to look like a pervert. A dozen mermaids looked at him expectantly. From the circles of their eyes, it was obvious that the sentimental mermaids had already cried a lot.

"The mermaid princess didn't choose to kill the prince," Li Zuoxing now felt that he had told the wrong story and shouldn't make the little cutie sad with a tragedy. "When the dawn appeared the next day, she turned into foam on the deck..."

"Wow!" the little mermaid cried sadly.

"Woo..." More than a dozen adult fish whimpered softly.

"It's so pitiful," Xi Nan followed, "Wow!"

Headache.

Li Zuoxing rubbed his head, and watched the mermaid's tears drop by drop on the water, wondering if they would turn into pearls.

But the white and tender mermaid cub was really pitiful when he cried, his eyes were red, big bubbles were blown out of his nose, and he even started to hiccup.

The other adult fish didn't care about comforting him, and wiped away their tears on their own.

Consultant Cheng Lingnian and Yu looked at Li Zuxing reproachfully, as if looking at a heinous bastard.

He almost pointed at him and said, Li Zuoxing, you are responsible for the trouble you caused!

Li Zuoxing thought to himself, I'm sorry for Lao An, and bit the bullet, "Before the mermaid princess was about to dissipate, the witch appeared from the water, she angrily threw away the dagger in the mermaid princess's hand, and fed her the antidote, So, the Little Mermaid returned to the sea, and lived a happy life with the witch ever since..."

His voice is getting smaller and smaller, and his guilt is getting bigger and bigger.

Mermaid Zai Zai hiccupped in his throat and looked at him ignorantly. The tears in his big eyes were full of doubts, as if he couldn't understand why there was such an ending.

Teammate: Death Stare.

At the critical moment, Li Zuoxing had an idea and thought of Baitong.

"...It turns out that this witch is the prince of the ocean kingdom next door," Li Zuoxing said with a confident and convincing expression, "He was cursed by his vicious stepmother and turned into an ugly witch, and only when he meets true love can he turn back into a handsome prince. "

Such a vicious sea witch turned out to be a handsome prince!

Mermaid cubs and adult fish stared wide-eyed: "...Wow!"

There are a lot of bugs, but it finally came back.

Li Zuoxing once again apologized in his heart, I'm sorry for Lao An.

Ling Nian glanced at Li Zuxing with disgust, the previous story was still the same, but such a blunt turning point later lost the beauty of tragedy at all.

But...he quietly posted the recorded images and the story to the Star Network.

But he liked the ending.

Consultant Cheng looked at him and smiled, "Ling Nian, you are so awkwardly cute."

Ling Nian's expression twisted for a moment, "When did you learn this style from Li Zuoxing?"

Always praise people for being cute.

When the satisfied mermaid parted from them, they gave them a lot of seafood from the bottom of the sea. The fresh sea animals were still dripping with water. Surprisingly, there was also a wild gray sea fish wrapped in fifty water source stones. , These are gifts from mermaids.

The school tasks were easily completed, and they were a little flattered. While holding the aquatic products, they said politely, "This is so embarrassing."

A dozen mermaids tilted their heads to look at them, and they really didn't know where these humans were showing embarrassment.

The mermaid baby was very reluctant, "Big brother, next time we meet you have to tell us the story of the witch brother!"

His eyes sparkled, obviously looking forward to the story of the witch's brother.

Cursed again, and driven to live in the darkest place under the sea, the witch brother is still so powerful, it's really amazing!

As amazing as the mermaid princess!

Li Zuoxing nodded guiltily.

After saying goodbye, they were not in a hurry to leave Haibaixing, and decided to set off after finishing their meal. Even after drinking the nutrient solution for a few days, their mouths were watering now looking at the fresh seafood. Alright, neatly placed in front of Consultant Cheng.

Then she acted like a baby, "Ask Cheng, I want to eat barbecue."

Consultant Cheng had never been so good-tempered before. He took the ingredients they had processed, and saw that the energy pool used for energy storage was set by Ling Nian as a tool for heating, and he felt that he had changed a lot.

He had never been so intimate with people.

A consultant does not need companions and friends, and no one is qualified to be his partner.He never felt lonely, and enjoyed his own strength and loneliness, but now, he didn't know if he hadn't recovered his strength, or the fairy tale-like beauty of Haibaixing gradually softened his indifferent heart.

It seems that the distant consultant Cheng became more like a person all of a sudden.

Li Zuoxing controlled the small mental power to cut the hard shell of the seafood. The fresh meat with the shell removed was tender and white and red. When the consultant Cheng came back to his senses, he had already processed a lot, and it was all piled up in front of him. on the dust cloth.

Consultant Cheng laughed, "Why is it so edible, No.1."

Li Zuoxing showed his white teeth, squeezed his throat, "Is he still growing up, ask Cheng."

His wet, seafood-smelling fingers smacked Consultant Cheng's face, and the raised orchid fingers were charming, "It's a strong taste, put more ingredients."

Consultant Cheng hurriedly jumped back, and couldn't bear the goosebumps all over his body, "Don't be like this, ugly."

But instead, he started laughing first, and the laughing became louder and louder. He turned his head to cover his face, and his white face was shining brightly and movingly.

He can laugh, he can turn his head to prevent him from seeing him laughing, he can play childishly with his teammates...

Li Zuoxing thought, how cute.

"Laughing!"

Ling Nian aimed at the consultant Cheng from the side, and took a picture of his shocked expression before he could react, the corner of his mouth was slightly hooked, black history.

Ji Yu glanced at his optical brain, "Give me a copy."

Consultant Cheng's dark history is really not much, this guy really can't find faults in his looks, no matter what angle or action he shoots, he is a handsome character.

It was even more annoying than Li Zuoxing.

——After all, Li Zuoxing is too easy to be photographed with black history.

The seafood was erected next to the energy storage pool. Ling Nian changed the equipment, and the energy was converted into thermal energy, which scalded the air slightly like a flame.

The same seasoning spilled from the hands of consultant Cheng also feels more delicious than others. In the eyes of the group of teenagers in the dream team, the consultant Cheng who was held in the "hand of the chef" was shining brightly. The others squatted in a circle and stared at his hands, drooling.

"It looks delicious." The person next to him bumped into Li Zuoxing and swallowed.

"Well," Li Zuoxing bumped back, also staring at his hand, "delicious."

They were so active, the consultant Cheng didn't bully them, and finished the barbecue seriously.

The last scent floated into the sea. In order to prevent the mermaids who had just left from robbing them, they ate hot seafood with their stomachs open like wolves and tigers.

"Oh, it's delicious."

So touched, "You are amazing!"

The mermaid is very generous. They don’t send aquatic animals that are commonly seen on other planets. The most common ones are long animals called white fish. They have no bones, are milky white all over, and the meat is fresh and tender. It is full of juice and soft to the touch after one bite. It was so rare that they wanted to swallow their tongues.

This thing is not easy to get even in Haibaixing, the mermaid is really generous.

Although there are a lot of things, they are not enough for the stomachs of the five big boys. After satisfying the gluttons, they still used the nutrient solution. After eating and drinking, they collapsed on the sand. The smooth and tender sand like water made them feel like they were lying on the ocean. a feeling of.

After a day's rest, Advisor Cheng was finally able to mobilize a little mental power. NK-03 made his mental power different from ordinary people. The powerful spiritual body returns to its original state.

After the entire planet was completely dark, they sat up, looked at the place where they had been playing around for a long time, and boarded the aircraft.

"We will be back," the teenagers waved to the ocean beach and the mermaid who had disappeared at this time, "bye."

The hatch was closed, Ling Nian sat in the driver's seat, and entered the destination of the return trip, Topia.

As if they knew they were going to leave, or smelled the fragrance from the shore, several mermaids who had already left came back. Among them, the cute baby mermaid held a beautiful conch like a chiseled ice in his arms, and hurriedly lifted it up. and signal to them.

The five people on the aircraft were puzzled. Li Zuoxing sat on the outermost side. He opened the cabin door and walked down to the beach. "Do you have something to say to your brothers?"

The little mermaid's white and tender chin was bit by bit, and his sea-like eyes were clear and transparent. He handed the conch to Li Zuoxing, "Give it to brother."

"Why did you send it to me?" Seeing how cute he was, Li Zuoxing couldn't resist rubbing his seaweed-like curly hair, "Isn't my brother the most handsome?"

The little mermaid squinted her eyes in enjoyment, "This way brother can tell me stories next time~"

Before Li Zuoxing could ask clearly, the little mermaid had already jumped into the sea, flicked its tail, and rushed out a long way.

Li Zuoxing could only take the conch to board the aircraft. The texture of the conch looks like ice, but it feels as warm as jade to the touch, delicate like a handicraft.

Everyone on the aircraft was also amazed, and their hearts were so soft that they regarded this as a beautiful episode of Haibaixing.

The spaceship started and took them out of this beautiful planet in an instant. They reported the progress of the mission at the school mission office on the star network, lit up the return button, and filled 50 under the water source stone.

Overfulfilling the task was really exciting. Several people chatted and spanked, and persistently asked Li Zuoxing for Baitong's star network number.

Li Zuoxing, "I'll give it to you when I get to school."

On the way back, why are you still teasing girls in your mind?

"Then tell another story." It was really boring, and Sinan couldn't hold back, "Tell another story."

Even the consultant looked at him expectantly.

Li Zuoxing narrowed his eyes with a smile, "Okay."

He looked at the universe outside the window, thinking about what kind of story to tell them, but with his five senses strengthened by mental power, he saw the spaceship galloping in the distance.

The red skull marked on the surface of the ship abruptly broke into the eyes.

The Red Skull Thieves.

... Fuck!

Li Zuoxing looked at Ji Yu and felt a headache.

Simple?Two days back and forth?

...he just knew it.

I just hope that damn Goldfinger doesn't come out to make trouble!

The author has something to say: On the star thief spacecraft.

The pirates stared at Li Zuoxing: "Wow, this guy has the talent to be a star thief, I want him to be my little brother!"

"No, no, he will be my little brother!"

"You dare to rob me?!"

Li Zuoxing: (￣ー￣)