Dude, don't be spoiled

Several Yunchuan disciples were sitting on the root of a big tree, chatting loudly with a plate of peanuts and a plate of fried melon seeds in front of their faces.

"Have you heard? Immortal Chu's companion has left home."

"Is that Yu Zixi who turned the tide during the Yunchuan War?"

"Who else is there besides him? Immortal Master Chu doesn't have a second Taoist companion. Even if he did, he would be swallowed alive by Yu Zixi."

"I said that the senior brother in front is still trying to turn the tide? How long ago did that happen, and you are too ancient. This is how other sects in the cultivation world describe him, and we Yunchuan people don't say that."

"What do you say?"

"If someone else asks, if we are from Yunchuan, they will say so - that is the one who watched Master Chu fall from the peach blossom tree and not only refused to catch him, but also let him fall into the water and then squatted on the side of the water Yu Zixi, who is blushing and giggling? Do you understand?"

"What's the matter? I just watched the Taoist couple fall from the tree and didn't pick it up? Are you still watching the fun? Is it true? Is this person out of his mind?"

"When has he ever had a problem with his mind? It's like this year's Fairy Gate Talk. In such a formal occasion, his eyes were on Immortal Master Chu the whole time, and his eyes were also on Immortal Chu. Those hands are not playing with Chu!" Immortal Master’s hair was tied with the belt of Immortal Master Chu, or he went straight to touch Immortal Chu three times, and what’s more, he fell asleep directly leaning on Master Chu’s shoulder! In the eyes!"

"Although his behavior is really annoying, let me interrupt, are we going off topic?"

"Is it biased? It seems to be... What did we say?"

"Tell me why he ran away from home."

"Yes, yes, why did he run away from home? Because he became smaller!"

"It's just getting smaller, isn't he very powerful, if he changes back, it's over."

"The key is that you can't change back!"

"Then why is he getting smaller?"

"It is said that I ate the dumplings made by Master Chu..."

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"Jing Yun, this is the big and small powder developed by Liu Yuzhi." Chu Han handed Song Jingyun two bottles, one red and one blue, "The red one is the big powder, and the blue one is the small powder." , put a label on it and put it away, don’t get it upside down.”

"Master, the dumpling stuffing is ready!" Yu Zixi put a small jade basin on the stone table in the courtyard. Inside the basin was dragon meat and ice grass dumpling stuffing, which was precious.

"Understood." Chu Han patted Song Jingyun's shoulder, "Don't remember wrongly."

Song Jingyun nodded solemnly, then held the red bottle in his left hand and the blue bottle in his right, and walked out of the fence while saying: "The red one is for bigger powder, the blue one is for smaller powder, and the red one is for big one. The blue ones are pink, the red ones are..."

"Senior Brother Song, where are you going?" I met a disciple on the way and said hello.

Song Jingyun proudly said: "Go to the Medicine Refining Pavilion and help Master release the medicine."

The disciple took a bite of the apple, and drove the group of fat ducks raised by Yuzixi to the nearby pond: "Then do your work first! Practice swords together when you have time!"

"Okay!" Song Jingyun responded, and continued to walk forward with the medicine in his hand, still muttering, "The blue one is the bigger powder, and the red one is the smaller powder."

After repeating it a few times, Song Jingyun thought he remembered it, so he put two bottles of medicine into his arms, and walked forward not long before a little talisman followed behind him.

"Song Er is stupid!" Xiao Fu said humanely.

"Who's stupid? It's not big or small!" Song Jingyun slapped the little talisman.

The little man quickly hugged his head: "Don't hit me, I'm here to help the master get things, did you forget to leave the honey syrup of the second master?"

Little perverts eat dumplings with honey syrup.

Song Jingyun patted his head: "I really forgot."

The honey syrup was a small blue bottle, and he took one out of his pocket and handed it to the little man.

After Xiao Furen brought the bottle back, Chu Han casually put it on the corner of the table, and then started making dumplings.

The dumpling wrappers were made by little perverts, they were a bit thin, and when Chu Han squeezed them, they broke, and after wrapping more than a dozen of them, they were all rotten.

Chu Han was a little discouraged: "The skin is too thin."

"Is it thin?" The little pervert sat at the table, holding his face and smiling.

"Thin." Chu Han pinched two dumpling wrappers, stacked them together, and pressed them against the porcelain. "Hey, it's about the same thickness."

The little pervert smiled and said, "It won't be cooked properly, so let me make it."

As he spoke, he was about to reach out to grab the dumpling wrappers, but was blocked by Chu Han.

Chu Han said: "If you say I will take care of it, I will take care of it. Don't make trouble."

"Okay, okay, Master Bao." Yu Zixi put his hand into the front of Chu Han's clothes, making Chu Han itchy.

"What are you doing? Are you making trouble?" Chu Han looked at him.

Yu Zixi immediately pulled out his hand from Chu Han's clothes, squeezed a piece of candy with his fingertips: "I just want to eat candy."

"Isn't there in the house? You have to get it from me." Chu Han couldn't make it well, so he simply kneaded the stuffed dumplings into a dough.

"The sugar in the room is not as sweet as the one on Master's body." Yu Zixi smiled, and his eyes fell on the dough in Chu Han's hand, "The balls made by Master are really round."

Chu cold eyes: "This is a dumpling."

Yu Zixi burst out laughing: "There are no wrinkles, is this dumpling bald?"

"Yu Zixi, you are bald! I found that you are getting more and more rampant!" Chu Han reprimanded, pretending to be majestic.

After the words were lost, someone grabbed her around the waist, caught off guard, and sat on Yu Zixi's lap.

"What are you doing?" Chu Han was held in Yu Zixi's arms.

Yu Zixi tilted his head and smiled, "Nothing, I just want to hug Master."

Chu Han raised his forehead: "I'm making dumplings, can't I hold them in the evening?"

Are you in that hurry?

Yu Zixi raised his eyebrows: "I can't wait. And it can be wrapped by holding it."

"It's not very good at first, but sitting on your lap and being hugged by you, it's even worse." Chu Han said coldly.

Yu Zixi hugged him even tighter: "As long as the dumplings made by Master, no matter whether they are good or not, I will definitely finish them. You don't have to worry about Master. And sitting on my lap making dumplings, isn't it more interesting and meaningful? How unforgettable~”

After speaking, Yu Zixi reached out and pinched Chu Han's waist.

Chu Han: "..."

Since the little pervert didn't eat oil and salt, in the end, Chu Han sat on the little pervert's lap and finished making all the dumplings.

The dumplings were put into the pot, gurgling, when they were cooked, half of them were rotten, and the remaining half was a big ball head.

Although it was made by Chu Han himself, judging by the appearance, he really can't bear the chopsticks.

In the end, the whole pot of dumplings was eaten by the little pervert by himself, dipped in honey syrup.

When the honey syrup was poured out, Chu Hanshi wondered, isn't it syrup?How did it turn into powder?

The little pervert didn't care much, just dipped it in the powder and ate it, it was sweet anyway, it didn't matter, after all, the protagonist of this meal was the dumplings made by his master, it didn't matter what the ingredients were.

After eating the dumplings, the two took a nap, and Chu Han was awakened.

Half asleep and half awake, when he turned over, his hands were empty.

What about people?

He opened his eyes and found that the little pervert who was a bit taller than him had actually shrunk!Only as big as a palm!Just turn over and crush him!

"Zixi! Zixi!!" Chu Han woke him up.

When Yu Zixi opened his eyes, he was startled when he saw Chu Han: "Master, why are you so big!"

Chu Han said helplessly, "It's not that I'm getting older, it's that you're getting smaller."

The matter of becoming smaller hit Yu Zixi very hard, and what hit him even more was that he couldn't change back for a while... The dignity of a man was just gone!

Yu Zixi sat on the table with a gloomy face.

Chu Han invited Liu Yuzhi, and one of Liu Yu felt his pulse, only to find out that he had eaten the powder.

Chu Han asked: "Then if you eat some more powder, will you change back?"

Liu Yuzhi shook his head: "Although the effects of the two medicines are opposite, the medicines are completely different, and they cannot be mixed. Otherwise, it is very likely that the head will become bigger, but the body will still be small."

Chu Han: "Then what should I do?" If he still can't change back, wouldn't the little pervert be pissed off!

Liu Yuzhi: "Don't be too nervous, the effect of my medicine is not permanent, it will lose effect in about half a month."

Yu Zixi drew out his sword angrily, and stuck it on the table: "It's still half a month?"

Liu Yuzhi nodded: "At least half a month."

The night after learning the news, Yu Zixi disappeared.

Chu Han mobilized hundreds of little talismans to search for him for three days, but there was no trace of him.

It wasn't until the tenth day that there was finally news of the little pervert. Someone saw him enter a small village full of lotus ponds.

On a lotus flower in the lotus pond, sat a small man in black with a handsome face, lying on his side with his head supported, and a red sword was stuck in a lotus seed groove in the lotus pod.

He was telling a story to a few children sitting on the ground by the lotus pond. The story he told was...

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a fairy in white clothes who never went down the mountain all the year round.

The first time I went down the mountain, I met a little slave, who was being bullied by others, Bai Yixian taught the person who bullied the little slave, and even showed his face to the little slave, when we parted, the little slave gave him a sword tassel, Made it up by hand.

The second time I went down the mountain, I met a little beggar. In the ruined temple, I shared oil cakes, slept on the same mat, and beat away the person who framed the little beggar for stealing.

The third time I went down the mountain, I met a boy with a mask, helped him wash his clothes, took him to catch fish, and smiled and said to the boy sitting on the wall, jump down, I will follow you.

When I first met you in a wine shop in Jiangdu, you entered my eyes with a smile in the spring breeze; I met you again in a ruined temple in an ancient tomb, and you entered my heart with straw mat oil cakes;

"And what happened next?" asked a little boy.

Yu Zixi laughed and said: "Later, the immortal master discovered that the first time I met Xiaonu, the second time I met the beggar, and the third time I met the masked boy, they were all alone."

"What happens next?" the boy asked again.

Yu Zixi raised his eyebrows: "Later, the two got together and became a Taoist couple."

"Then what happens later?" Xiaotong was very inquisitive.

"Later, that immortal master's Taoist partner ran away." Chu Han cut off the lotus lying on Yu Zixi with a sword, hooked his fingers, and held the lotus in his hand, "You ran really far!"

Yu Zixi was startled: "Master, Master?!"

Chu Han was thinking about how to train him, when Yu Zixi's face suddenly changed: "Master, let go!"

After finally finding him, Chu Han naturally did not let go: "What's wrong with you?"

"let go!"

"No!"

Immediately afterwards, Chu Han's eyes darkened, and he was crushed to the ground.

Yu Zixi was lying on top of him, with fine sweat on his face and neck, very... seductive.

He chuckled softly: "I told you to let go, but you didn't let go."

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