Dude, don't be spoiled

Chapter 45 Master, Get Smaller

Yu Zixi rubbed against Chu Han's shoulder: "It's boring."

"Okay, but be gentle, you have pulled out your hair." Chu Han patted Yu Zixi's forehead.

Luo Changge: "Pfft!"

Chu Han was at a loss: "What are you laughing at?"

Luo Changge shook his hand quickly: "It's nothing, it's just that you have such a good relationship between master and student, so you let out... um, envious laughter."

Having said that, Chu Han clearly saw Luo Changge's small movements - he pointed in the direction of the city lord with his finger.

Although the city lord wore a mask, he couldn't see his face, let alone his expression, but Chu Han still felt the embarrassment emanating from the city lord's body from the inside out.

It was only then that Chu Han realized that his behavior with the little pervert just now was a bit too intimate.

He clenched his fists and coughed, bringing the topic back to the right track: "Even if Yun Dao has been following me, how do you dare to ask the city lord?"

City Lord: "The person I sent to follow Immortal Master Chu happened to bump into him."

Chu Han: "..." He thought about a hundred reactions of the city lord, but he never expected that this person would be so honest!

And here, Yu Zixi let go of his hair according to the words, and quietly moved her hand around his back, pinching his waist violently.

Why is this kid so crazy and poisonous? Chu Han pressed the hand on his waist, and was about to reprimand the kid in a low voice, but was startled by a crackling sound.

The other free hand of the boy actually crushed the empty copper wine baron on the table.

Chu Han: "???" What's wrong with my apprentice?

In doubt, Yu Zixi pulled him into his arms with his left hand, and turned his head to the city lord with a smile and said in a cold voice: "The city lord is really free, wherever my master goes, the city lord will send people to follow him, isn't it? Don't you think that's rude?"

This sentence, Yu Zixi almost squeezed out from between his teeth.

Chu Han suddenly realized that the scene in front of him could be a little daughter-in-law vs a stalker? !

His little daughter-in-law is obviously jealous.

Chu Han had no expression on his face, but the villain in his heart was already grinning from ear to ear.He originally disliked the behavior of the city lord, but seeing the reaction of the little pervert, he felt a little grateful instead.

The city lord chuckled: "It's really rude."

"It's good if you know, don't do it again. Otherwise," Yu Zixi picked up a lock of Chu Han's hair, sniffed it on the tip of his nose, and smiled, "I'll slaughter your Yunxiu City. Oh no , You Yunxiu City doesn’t have many living people, if you slaughter it too quickly, then it will be razed to the ground, and by the way, you, the city lord, will be crushed and ashes will be thrown into the sea outside your city.”

Chu Han secretly exclaimed, this thought was quite thoughtful and far-sighted, even thinking of spilling the ashes into the sea.

But... can you not do such an outrageous behavior in front of everyone?

Chu Han coaxed in a low voice: "Hey, I'll let you hear it when I get back, let's talk about business first."

Yu Zixi let go of Chu Han, and put his face on his hands: "Okay, but I will ask the next question. Master can only listen and not interrupt."

Chu Han was at a loss: "Why?"

Yu Zixi still maintained the posture of holding sunflowers with both hands, resting his face on his face, and then resting his elbows on the table, like two flexible legs, he quickly slumped around Chu Han, and said with a smile: "Master's question is too detailed. If you keep asking like this, you don’t know when you will be able to go back.”

Master Chu Xian, who thought he was always concise and nonsense, raised his forehead suddenly: "You think I'm long-winded?"

Yu Zixi stuck out his tongue with a smile: "Yes."

"You—" Chu Han's eyes widened, and he held back for a long time before compromising, "Then you can ask."

"Okay." Yu Zixi smiled innocently, turned his wrist, and the hidden Hongliu sword appeared in the palm of his hand. It was about one finger long, and the sword was covered with blood.

Yu Zixi moved her five fingers around, and the shrunken Hongliu sword began to spin rapidly in the palm of her hand, and then rapidly grew in size. When it became normal size, the Hongliu sword suddenly flew out, pointing at the city lord sitting on the main seat.

Yu Zixi smiled and said, "I'll ask, and the city lord will answer, if you lie, this sword will pierce your throat on the spot."

Naked threats.

Chu Han thought in his heart: People always say that I am simple and rude, but why do I think you are simpler and rude than me?

Regarding this, the city lord was indifferent: "Then dare to ask Immortal Master Yu Xiao, how to judge whether what I said is true or not?"

Yu Zixi said casually: "Coincidentally, my sword has a special feature, that is, it can distinguish the truth from the false, so the city owner only needs to speak the truth with peace of mind."

The city lord thought for a moment, then said calmly, "Just ask."

"The first question." Yu Zixi peeled a melon seed and put it into Chu Han's mouth, "How to pull out the bone nail from the human body?"

The city lord smiled: "Isn't Master Yu Xiaoxian aware that this bone nail is inserted into the body and cannot be pulled out?"

Yu Zixi's eyes turned red, and the red sword hanging in mid-air approached the city lord by a foot, and said coldly, "How to pull it out?"

Chu Han's back felt cold, the little brat's voice was so cold, he was caught off guard when he said that, and he was almost startled.

Chu Han was looking at him in shock, but unexpectedly he turned his head back suddenly, his scarlet eyes returned to normal again, smiling like honey.

Chu Han felt relieved in an instant. Isn't this cute and obedient? It must have been an illusion.

The city lord didn't think so. After looking at Yu Zixi just now, his hand that was caressing the armrest of the chair suddenly clenched tightly, but when he spoke, his voice was still calm and steady: "Originally, this bone nail can't be pulled out, but if you pull out the nail If the person is Master Yu Xiaoxian..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the Hongliu sword, which was originally only one foot in front of his throat, was directly pressed half an inch away from his throat.

Yu Zixi leaned on Chu Han, slowly peeling the melon seeds: "I don't like to hear nonsense from people other than my master."

The city lord chuckled, and finally stopped laying the groundwork, and said calmly: "When the bone nail enters the body, it will fuse with the flesh and blood of the person who was nailed. If you want to take it out, you need to cut open the flesh of the person who was nailed, and then cut the flesh of the person who was nailed. The blood poured into the wound, the bone nail will naturally melt into a pool of blood and flow out from the incision."

"My blood?" Yu Zixi raised an eyebrow.

The city lord said: "That's right, the red bloody water used to forge the bone nails is the same thing as the red bloody water in the Evil Spirit Mountain where Master Yu Xiaoxian stayed for more than a year. Since Master Yu has been assimilated by this red bloody water, your blood Naturally, the bone nail can be removed."

Yu Zixi's eyes lit up, and he blinked at Chu Han obediently: "Master, as long as you pour my blood into your body, you can take out that broken thing."

Chu Han opened his mouth, and it took him a long time to say oh, but... what do you mean pouring your blood into my body?How can this be so easily misunderstood.

Yu Zixi was in a good mood, and with a hook of his finger, Hongliujian retreated two inches.

Yu Zixi put his face in one hand, and asked lazily: "The second question, who killed Mu Qingyan, the master of Yunchuan Quechen Peak?"

Singer Luo Chang slipped, and the flute that was spinning at his fingertips suddenly fell down.

Chu Han was also shocked, the little pervert still dared to ask anything.But since he asked this question, he should have guessed what he guessed.

City Lord: "Oh? I don't know why Master Yu Xiaoxian..."

"Who killed it?" Yu Zixi's voice became cold again, and the Hongliu sword that had retreated was approaching again at this moment, less than half an inch away from the peak master's throat.

With the sword in his neck, the city lord said calmly and frankly, "My lord."

Chu Han was shocked. Although he suspected that the city lord was the murderer, he never expected him to admit it so readily.

At the same time, the bone flute that Luo Changge had just picked up dropped again.

Yu Zixi asked again: "Then who killed Chunshan Treading Snow, the peak master of Treading Snow Peak?"

The city lord smiled: "My lord."

Yu Zixi asked again: "Who put the bone nails on my master's body?"

The city lord sighed: "My humble servant."

Yu Zixi clenched his fists suddenly: "How to explain the Changzhou empty shell disease?"

The city lord said slowly: "That's not a disease, but the price they should pay for their wishes. Those people in Changzhou City came to my Yunxiu City to make a wish many years ago, no, it should be said that they came to my Yunxiu City to make a wish The first group of people. Although some of them look very young, in fact, they have lived for nearly two hundred years.

Back then, Yunxiu City's means of realizing wishes were immature, I just wanted to confirm how immature it could be.Just when I was worrying about finding no strangers to try this technique, a plague suddenly broke out in Changzhou. In less than half a month, half of the people in Changzhou City, which was originally the most prosperous city in the east of the Yangtze River, died.

When I passed by there, the local people begged me to save them.At the beginning, I didn't agree because I had no ability to save them, but I couldn't bear to see them pleading so much, so I asked them if they would like to try my secret method of wishing. .

If they are unwilling, they will die, but if they are willing, there may be a glimmer of life, so they agreed without thinking.

I was afraid that this method would be leaked, so I asked them not to leave Changzhou for generations. Even if outsiders came or asked, they must keep it secret.

In addition, there is one more important requirement - there must be no heirs.Because I didn't control that kind of secret technique very well at that time, if I let them have offspring, I don't know what will be born.

However, you also know that the most indispensable thing in this world is disobedient people.

Just 14 years ago, a couple surnamed Du violated my request and gave birth to a son named Du Yushan.But I was busy with affairs at the time and couldn't get away for a while, so I didn't kill the couple and the youngest son immediately.But when I was free, that child had already grown up like an ordinary person.

At that time, my heart softened, I just felt that since he was so like an ordinary person, let him live like this, and it was me who showed mercy.But I never thought that six years ago, the bones of those good Changzhou people suddenly began to melt and become empty shells.Although they finally massacred in Yuexiantai, Changzhou, the group of people who came to Yunxiu City shortly after them also showed this symptom.These people were scattered all over the place. I was afraid that others would discover their abnormalities, so I personally captured them all to Yunxiu City, and tried to relieve their symptoms, but in the end, I just turned them into empty shells wearing masks. people.Although the consciousness exists, it can jump, eat and drink, but it can't leave Yunxiu City, can't take off the mask, and can't reproduce. "

"So that's the case." After a moment of silence, Yu Zixi said, "Then why did you kill Yundao?"

The city lord was still straightforward, and the moment Yu Zixi finished asking, he said: "This question is relatively simple, just because he knows my identity, and I don't want to reveal my identity yet, so I have to kill him."

Chu Han frowned, the city lord was a bit too frank, there must be something wrong with it.

Yu Zixi said coldly: "What is your real identity?"

Not only did the city lord not answer this time, he even smiled suddenly: "The reason why I answered the first few questions of Master Yu Xiaoxian so readily is because I don't know how to answer the last question."

Chu Han suddenly realized, yes.Even if the city lord admits that he killed Mu Qingyan, killed Yun Dao, and controlled Chu Han to throw Yu Zixi into the Eling Mountain, he still knows the reason why he wants to kill Yun Dao, but as long as he doesn't reveal his true identity, the front Those few questions, answered or not answered, in fact, there is no difference.

But just as Chu Han realized it, the eight dancers who were dancing on the copper platform suddenly stopped dancing, leaned over and stepped aside.

As soon as they backed away, a gurgling sound suddenly came from under the copper platform, and slowly spread. After a while, this abnormal movement had already reached Chu Han's feet.

He subconsciously protected Yu Zixi behind him.And Luo Changge over there has already stood on one foot on the big incense burner beside him.

Without hesitation, Yu Zixi waved his hand, and the Hongliu sword passed through the city lord's throat on the spot, but there was no bleeding, as if it had been inserted into an empty skin bag.

Could it be that the city lord is an empty shell like everyone else in the city?

But the next moment, Chu Han knew that he was wrong.Because the city lord who was pierced by the red flow sword suddenly turned into a puddle of water, obviously, he was not his real body.

And at this moment, the outer layers of red gauze were hung up again, and a man with the same stature, clothes, and voice as the previous castellan walked out of the gauze tent, except that the mask on his face was different. It's white, but a sterling silver one. There are two holes in the mask, revealing a pair of very warm and steady eyes.

Chu coldly said: "What do you want to do?"

The city lord smiled: "Don't get me wrong, I just want to test Master Yu Xiaoxian's ability."

When the voice fell to the ground, the city lord flipped his sleeves, and the gurgling sound under the copper platform intensified. Then, there was a loud bang, and the platform where the dancers were standing just now suddenly opened to both sides, and a steady stream of red blood gushed out from it. And it spread rapidly, but in the blink of an eye, it was almost over the censer cauldron where Luo Changge was standing.

Yu Zixi and Chu Han stood on the other side of the censer tripod, watching the rising blood, and instantly understood the meaning of the city lord.

Chu Han smiled: "You want to test him with my life and Luo Changge's?"

City Lord: "Not bad."

After speaking, he turned around and left. Before leaving, he waved his sleeves, and a huge copper door rose from the ground, completely sealing the copper platform where the banquet was held in an instant.

Luo Changgeji slapped the bronze door with all his spiritual energy, but the door did not shake in the slightest.

Although the rapidly rising blood under his feet made Chu Han dizzy, he quickly calmed down: "Don't bother, he set up this situation, and he will never let us go out easily."

As soon as he finished saying this, blood flooded over the incense burner. Chu Han didn't have time to hesitate, he raised his hand and threw a handful of talismans: "Luo Changge, stand on it, you can hold on for a while."

As he said that, he himself grabbed Yu Zixi and stood on the area paved by Fu Ren.

Not long after they stood still, the talismans under their feet began to burn.

Obviously on the Bailihongliu of the ancient tomb, these talismans can last for a while, why are they so fragile now? !

Could it be said that these red bloody waters are more lethal than those in the ancient tomb?

Chu Han was startled, and immediately threw another spell, reinforcing the area under the feet of the three of them.

But this space has a roof, or the kind of roof that can't be pierced by mana. According to the current spreading speed of the blood water, they will melt in the blood water after only a stick of incense.

Currently, only Yu Zixi can resist the blood, but can he really completely protect himself and Luo Changge?Is it possible that I am going to hang here today?

Calm down, calm down, there will always be a way...

Chu Han was racking his brains when he heard Yu Zixi suddenly say, "I have a way to protect Master and Peak Master Luo for the time being."

Chu Han was pleasantly surprised: "What way?"

Yu Zixi said: "As long as Master and Master Luo become the size of a thumb, and I hold them in the palm of my hand, this blood will not be able to hurt you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Changge cried: "Martial nephew Yu, you are still reliable at the critical moment! It is not in vain for my uncle to love you for nothing!"

"Shut up!" Chu Han frowned and said to Yu Zixi, "But we don't know how to shrink."

Luo Changge was taken aback: "That's right..."

Yu Zixi smiled: "Master won't, I will."

The little pervert is really a treasure boy, he can do everything... Chu Han: "But even if this method is feasible, this place is sealed with special bronze, and we can't get out at all."

"No, no, no!" Luo Changge raised his hand suddenly: "I seem to know the exit!"

Chu Han was startled: "How do you know the exit?"

Luo Changge took out a note from his bosom: "This is the note that the little mute hid in my flute in the morning, and it said "Shengmen, Bronze Corridor", which should mean the northeast direction where the Gen Palace is located. There's an escape route. I'm not sure if that's what the note means, or why the little dumb kid knows this when he's never been here, but give it a try, just in case it works."

Chu Han: "You can give it a try."

"Master, then I'll start." After Yu Zixi finished speaking, his eyes suddenly turned a frightening blood red, so red that he was about to bleed.

He clasped his palms together, and in the blink of an eye, Chu Han and Yu Zixi, who were originally standing on Furen's body, became the size of thumbs, floating down from mid-air.

Yu Zixi stretched out his hands devoutly, holding Chu Han in his palms.

As for Luo Changge...

A secret box the size of a thumb was opened in the middle of the Hongliujian's blade, just enough to put Luo Changge in it.

The moment the secret box was closed, Luo Changge shouted: "Didn't you agree to hold the two of us in the palm of your hand? Why am I staying in such a place?!"

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