Dude, don't be spoiled

After thinking about it, Chu Han fell asleep, and had a dream, a very, very, very "chilling" dream.

In the dream, he returned to the Green Bamboo Peak.

In spring, the peach blossom tree in the hot spring at the back of the Green Bamboo Peak is crushed with pink, one on top of the other, decorated with branches.The two hugged the thick peach blossom tree, and the scattered side branches stretched out nearly a foot away. The flowers bent the slender shoots, and when the wind blew, they fluttered all over the ground, and the fragrance filled the sleeves and nose.

Chu Han leaned against the tree trunk, lowered his head, and found that the little pervert was pillowing on his leg, taking a nap with his eyes closed, slightly curled up on his side, holding one of his arms in his arms.

When the little pervert was sleeping, the corners of his mouth were raised, and his smile was extremely sweet, sweeter than eating two cans of honey raw. The sweet Chu Han couldn't help poking the corner of his mouth with his finger.

With just such a poke, Yu Zixi suddenly trembled all over, and then slowly opened his eyes.

He pressed the ground with one hand, clenched his fist and rubbed his eyes with the other, grumbling.Just after waking up, there was a sticky laziness in his voice: "Master."

This voice is really... a little cute, it made Chu Han's heart tremble, and his face turned red.

When he suddenly realized that he lost his composure in front of the little pervert again, Chu Han hurriedly moved towards the roots of the tree.

Yu Zixi put one hand on Chu Han's thigh: "Master, what are you hiding?"

Chu Han tried to remain calm, expressionless: "It's nothing, why are you here?" Still resting on my lap.

"Master, have you forgotten?" Yu Zixi stretched, and while twirling the fallen flowers on the ground boredly, he said: "Tomorrow, my disciple will get married, and I will not be able to be with Master every day in the future. I wanted to talk to Master more, and fell asleep after talking."

Speaking of this, Yu Zixi suddenly smiled at Chu Han: "Master's legs are so comfortable to lie on."

Chu Han didn't care about his flattery, and interrupted with his hand: "What are you talking about? You want...to get married? With whom?"

In his impression, besides Su Mianmian, there seemed to be no other women around the little pervert, and last time at Caiyun Temple, the two had clearly fallen out, and it was impossible to get married, if it wasn't Su Mianmian, then who was it?

"Chu Mianmian, Master, don't you remember?" Yu Zixi half-kneeled beside Chu Han, and moved his face closer, "Master himself agreed."

What the hell is Chu Mianmian?Chu Han was shocked, did something happen that he didn't know about? "Who is Chu Mianmian?"

Yu Zixi smiled: "Master's new junior sister, she looks good, and I like it very much."

Chu Hanxin said when did I accept you as a Junior Sister?Not to mention junior sisters, even juniors, none of them will be confiscated after you!

Yu Zixi was the last apprentice he accepted. Chu Han can be sure of this, but Yu Zixi's expression does not seem to be fake. Could it be that he is dreaming?

Chu Han pinched himself, the pain was very real, it didn't seem like he was dreaming, but these things were indeed different from reality, what was going on?

Chu Han thought about it for a while, but he couldn't figure it out, but it must be not reality.

After thinking about this, Chu Han's thoughts went back to what Yu Zixi said just now, and an evil fire rose in his heart inexplicably.

Among Yu Zixi's three sentences just now, the first sentence is nothing, but the last two sentences sounded so unpleasant to him.

In fact, these two sentences are very simple and common, but the little pervert only said these two sentences to him, and never described other people, especially women!

Chu cold face: "Is she pretty?"

Yu Zixi smiled sweetly: "Yes."

Chu Han couldn't help but asked again: "Better looking than me?"

Yu Zixi looked at him blankly: "Master, why do you ask this? The master is the master, and the younger sister is the younger sister, so they can't be compared."

Chu Han covered his face: "Then you really like her?"

Yu Zixi nodded: "Yes, the future lady, of course I like it."

But you said earlier that you like Laozi the most!He also said that Lao Tzu is the prettiest!Fickle man!After Chu Han realized that he had muttered something secretly, his whole body suddenly became cold.

He couldn't help laughing, what was he thinking, how can a lady compare with a master?

If Luo Changge's mind is full of water, his own mind is full of mudslides.

After comforting himself, Chu Han waved his hand at Yu Zixi: "Since we are going to get married tomorrow, you should go prepare."

In reality, the little pervert would definitely pester him in every possible way and would not leave, but now, he got up quickly, saluted and left. Before leaving, he reminded him not to forget to watch the ceremony tomorrow.

It really was a dream.

Seeing the back of Yu Zixi leaving happily, Chu Han silently took out a handful of melon seeds from his bosom, chewed them twice, and then put them back in a dull manner.

For some reason, he wanted to lead the little pervert in his dreams, but now that he is really going to get married in his dream, he feels uncomfortable. Is this the mentality of the old father that exists regardless of dreams and reality?

Chu Han leaned against the tree trunk, feeling irritable in his heart, but he didn't even know what was bothering him.

The Green Bamboo Peak Xiaozhu in the dream is also deserted, there is no pervert to dry the quilt for him, and no pervert to cook for him.

Even sleeping at night, without a warm quilt, how miserable.

Although it was in a dream, but there was no little pervert to sleep with, Master Chu's sleep quality was greatly reduced. When he woke up the next day, he was haggard and went to Yuzixi's big wedding with two dark circles under his eyes.

Neither Yu Zixi nor that Chu Mianmian had parents, and the only elder who was close to him was Chu Han, so Chu Han sat in the seat of the elders, watching the little pervert in a red wedding dress pay respects to Chu Mianmian three times, and then Give him tea again.

But during the first bow, Chu Han couldn't help crushing a glazed cup.

Everyone: "..."

Luo Changge immediately smoothed things over: "Sui Sui is safe and auspicious, keep going!"

After continuing here, Luo Changge came to Chu Han's side and twisted his arm: "What are you doing? You don't want to face others when they get married, but your own apprentice gets married and you are so upset. I really don't know what to say about you."

Chu Leng said: "Do I have to sit here?"

Luo Changge was surprised: "You don't sit here, should I?"

Chu Han gave Luo Changge a blank look: "You sit down, there is still an empty seat over there."

At this moment, Yu Zixi and Chu Mianmian turned around and were about to come to worship him.

After Chu Han received this obeisance, his face became even darker, and soon after, he crushed another glazed cup.

The atmosphere was awkward again.

But Chu Han was not nervous at all, because he knew very well that this was just a dream, which could not affect the reality, and no matter how the ending unfolded, he would always wake up.

Originally sitting on the side, Jiang Feng, whose brain circuit was so fast that he could not turn the steering wheel, took the initiative to provide a step: "Chu Han, what are you doing? Those who don't know think you have any opinions on this marriage."

"Yes." In my dream, can't I do anything wrong?Chu Han grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said coldly while nibbling, "I don't agree."

Luo Changge said in a daze, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

Chu Han raised his eyebrows: "I know."

Although he is already informal on weekdays, he can do whatever he wants, but that is also restrained, and now he is just more presumptuous.

Yu Zixi, who was about to pay homage to each other, paused: "Master, don't you agree?"

"Didn't you hear what I said just now?" Chu Han got up and left.

After he went out, he wandered around, and when he came to a small garden, he suddenly felt a little guilty. Even if it was in a dream, it still didn't seem very good to beat a mandarin duck with a stick.

While hesitating, a figure suddenly flashed behind him, stretched out his hand to grab him, and pulled him into the nearest room.

"Who is it?" Chu Han turned around and shouted.

But as soon as he turned around, he was shocked on the spot: "Zixi? You are getting married, why are you here?"

Yu Zixi was dressed in red, closed the door, put the bar on it, leaned his back against the door panel, folded his arms and said with a smile: "Master, the witness of the wedding is gone, why am I getting married?"

Chu Han knew that the little pervert couldn't get married. As he said, the witnesses had left, so the ceremony couldn't go on. In addition, he clearly stated in front of everyone that he didn't agree. It's even more impossible to do it.

He was surprised that, according to the general romantic routine, the elders objected and ran away from the bride in anger. Even if the little pervert was looking for the bride, he should look for the bride. Why did he come to find himself?

When Yu Zixi asked him this, Chu Han realized that even in his dream, he couldn't treat Yu Zixi as casually as he did to others.

Chu Han turned his face away: "As a teacher, I just think you are not suitable."

"Oh?" Yu Zixi walked towards Chu Han slowly, "Then Master thinks, who is more suitable for me?"

Chu Hanxin said that I am not the old man who cares about marriage, how would I know.

Seeing that he was silent, Yu Zixi stepped in front of Chu Han and squeezed him into the corner formed by the bedpost and the tall oil lamp: "Master, why didn't you say anything?"

Chu Han stretched out his hand to push him: "Who you are suitable with is your business, how do I know, don't ask me."

Yu Zixi lowered his head, and put his face close to Chu Han's, his voice was deep and seductive: "I think I and Master are quite suitable."

"!!!" Chu Han stared wide-eyed, "Do you know what you're talking about?"

"Of course I know." Yu Zixi put one arm around Chu Han's waist, and slammed into his arms.

Come on!What are you doing?Are you going to rebel?Chu Han grabbed Yu Zixi's shoulders with both hands, his heart was pounding, but he couldn't speak.

Yu Zixi lifted his chin with his fingers, leaned close to his face, licked the corner of his mouth lightly, and then said with a provocative smile: "Master, do you like me?"

Without even thinking about it, Chu Han said, "Not really."

Yu Zixi twisted Chu Han's waist: "Master is dishonest."

"Don't touch my waist!" Chu Han lowered his head and said viciously.

"Look up, look at me." Yu Zixi picked his chin again, forced him to lift his head, and then winked at him obediently, "I will let Master tell the truth."

"What do you want to do?" Chu Han suddenly had an ominous premonition.

However, the next moment, this premonition came true.

Yu Zixi put his arms around Chu Han's waist, turned around, and brought him directly to the bed.

He moved so fast that before Chu Han had time to react, he almost knocked on the head of the bed. Fortunately, Yu Zixi had quick eyes and quick hands, so he covered it with his hands.

Just as Chu Han breathed a sigh of relief, when he saw Yu Zixi's overbearing handsome face, his anger rose to his throat again.

Before he could speak, Yu Zixi had already kissed her. The jerky kissing technique was still comparable to that of sleepwalking, but it was more fierce. If it was a Scottish shepherd last time, then this time it was a vicious little Tibetan mastiff.

But after kissing for a short while, Yu Zixi let go of him with a purple face, panting heavily on the spot.

Although the bite hurts, Chu Han couldn't help but said, "You...you don't know how to breathe when you kiss?"

Yu Zixi put his hand into Chu Han's clothes, and while scratching his chest with his little finger, with red eyes, he said aggrievedly, "Master, do you think I'm stupid?"

"No, no, I don't mean to be a teacher." Chu Han was embarrassed, he wanted to take Yu Zixi's hand out of his clothes, but Yu Zixi's hand was stronger than he thought, and he tried several times , without success.

"I've never kissed anyone before." Yu Zixi cried aggrievedly while grabbing Chu Han's hand, and tied it to the head of the bed slowly.

Chu Han was startled: "You haven't kissed someone else before, why tie me up?"

Yu Zixi sniffled: "Since Master despises me, I have to practice more."

He wiped away his tears, and several wind blades fell, cutting Chu Han's clothes to pieces.

"Are you crazy?!" Chu Han wanted to kick him, but when he lifted his foot, Yu Zixi pinned him down with his leg.

"Master, don't move around, or you will get bruises on your hands. I feel bad." Yu Zixi lay on Chu Han's chest, playing with a strand of Chu Han's hair, and murmured, "Master! , today you said you disagree with my marriage in front of so many people, is it because you like me too?"

He didn't give Chu Han a chance to answer, so he replied, "Yes, you like me too, so if you don't want to see me marry someone else, I know."

Chu Han was still struggling, but after hearing Yu Zixi's words, he suddenly stopped moving.

He stared blankly at the person lying in his arms, could he really...

After a moment of silence, Chu Han suddenly burst out laughing, thinking about it carefully, it was indeed true.

When he saw the little pervert getting married, he was upset, and because it was in a dream, he messed up the little pervert's marriage without any scruples, but... even if he did what he wanted, there would be a reason, but he only knew that there was a reason. The reason, but I didn't have time to think about it, or I didn't think about it carefully.

Which family's master would sleep with his disciples, and which family's disciples would dare to take off the master's clothes or tie the master to the bed to kiss?

The key point is that the master is not angry, not only not angry, but also coaxing the disciples.

I didn't think much of it before, but now that I think about it carefully, if I didn't like it, if I didn't care about it, I would have beaten this little thing to death!

In fact, the reason why Chu Han figured it out was because...his body was one step ahead of his brain and reacted first.

A kiss that almost turned someone into a puffer fish, coupled with such a touch by a little pervert, just... Shi Geng QAQ

Chu Han burst into tears. I finally fell in love with someone. That person turned out to be my apprentice, and he was a man. When he touched me, I returned the stone. Should I be so dishonest? I am so majestic as a master where? !

He was secretly annoyed, when suddenly, his eyes felt dizzy, and when he woke up, what he saw was the top of the bed in the Yunxiu City inn room again.

You will wake up from nightmares, and you will also wake up from erotic dreams?Chu Han turned his head quietly, glanced at the little pervert who was still sleeping soundly, then clutched the corner of the quilt with one hand, reached into the quilt with the other, touched the obscene pants, and was dazed.

Didn't it just be a dream, why did the pants get wet...

With a slight movement of the quilt, Yu Zixi's arm suddenly wrapped around Chu Han's waist.

"Master, why did you wake up so early?" Yu Zixi put his head against Chu Han's back and rubbed it twice.

Chu Han covered his face with his hands: "Let go of me first."

Although others woke up from the dream, they were still immersed in it and couldn't extricate themselves for the time being.

"No need." Yu Zixi hugged him even tighter, "Master, I just had a dream."

Chu Han's heart tightened: "Are you dreaming too?"

Yu Zixi murmured: "Master did it too?"

Chu Han laughed: "No, no."

Yu Zixi suddenly put his chin on Chu Han's shoulder: "Is there really not?"

"I said no, don't get so close to me." Chu Han stretched out his hand and pushed Yu Zixi's face away.

Yu Zixi: "Then, do you want to hear about my dream, Master?"

Immortal Chu, who just wanted to take a shower, said coldly, "I'm not interested."

Yu Zixi pressed his face against Chu Han's back: "But I want to say something."

"I'll talk about it later." Chu Han was a little impatient, "Since you're awake, get out of bed and get dressed quickly, and go out when you're done."

It was hard to talk about it, and then drove Yu Zixi out of bed.

After Yu Zixi got dressed and went out of the house, Chu Han sent the little Furen out to fetch hot water and prepare to take a bath.

When Xiao Furen came back with a large bathtub full of water, he ran into Luo Changge who was eating buns in the lobby on the first floor.

"Your master is taking a bath in broad daylight. What are you going to do? Ah~ you will make a wish later, and you will go to see the city master after you make your wish. Could it be that your master is thinking," Luo Changge said with a smirk on his face, "Take yourself Wash it up, and then play tricks on the city lord, right?"

As soon as the words fell, a chopstick flew over, picked up the bun in Luo Chang's singer, and nailed it to the pillar.

Luo Changge shook his empty hand, so thick-skinned that he didn't feel embarrassed, he glanced at Yu Zixi who was slowly eating the buns, then picked up another bun, and handed it to the little Furen's face: " Say it, and I will eat it for you."

The little Furen stepped on Luo Changge's foot, and said in a childish voice, "My master likes to be clean, it's none of your business. Also, I have neither mouth nor stomach, neither eating nor digesting!"

Luo Changge hopped in pain, and watched the little Furen carry the bathtub upstairs with his toes, and muttered: "Ah Chu has a bad temper, so does the apprentice, and even the little paper man I raised has such a bad temper." .”

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This dream is part of the plot, abbreviated as a gift from the boss, not a side story =￣ω￣=!