Dude, don't be spoiled
Chapter 20 Disciple, You Are a Dog
"Master must be very tired from the night watch. This apprentice made some supper for Master." Yu Zixi walked to Chu Han, pulled a futon and sat down, then opened the food box, squinted at Chu Han and smiled, " Master likes it all."
Seeing the plates of beautiful crispy dim sum in the food box, Chu Han's irritable mood improved slightly. He reached out and picked up a piece, brought it to his mouth and took a bite. It was sweet and had a faint peach blossom fragrance.
Yu Zixi maintained the sitting posture of a duck, raised his buttocks slightly, pressed his hands on the ground, and leaned in front of Chu Han's face: "Master, how does it taste?"
As soon as Chu Han raised his eyes, he saw Yu Zixi's handsome face enlarged to the point where he could count his eyelashes. He swallowed unconsciously, ducked back, turned his face away and said, "It's delicious."
"As long as Master likes it." Yu Zixi's eyes narrowed into a smile.
"Can you..." Chu Han put his index finger against Yu Zixi's eyebrows, and gently pushed him, "Stay away from me?"
Young man, you are almost sticking to me, even if you and I are men, you can't go too far!
Luo Changge, who was sitting opposite, didn't pay attention to the strange posture of the two of them at all, and looked at the food box eagerly: "It looks delicious, can I have a piece?"
"No." Yu Zixi smiled at Luo Changge, but his voice was as cold as a knife.
"What to eat, you have eaten enough at night." Chu Han said bitterly.
Luo Changge refused to accept it, pinched his narrow waist and said, "Look at me, I'm skinny, what's wrong with eating more?"
Chu Han's face remained calm: "Master Luo, we are guarding the spirit of Treading Snow. Your voice is so loud. If you startle him, be careful that he will come to you in the middle of the night."
Luo Changge cut it: "Taxue likes to be lively so much, he was surprised when we didn't talk. Oh, why don't you give me something to eat, just together?"
Chu Han looked at Yu Zixi: "Do you agree?"
Yu Zixi was lowering his head and playing with Chu Han's sleeves. Hearing this, he raised his head and smiled obediently: "If the master agrees, I will agree."
Chu Han has never been able to resist the cute and cute little pervert. He reached out and touched Yu Zixi's head, boasting, "So cute."
Luo Changge frowned slightly, showing a look of disgust: "You guys are so greasy and crooked, so disgusting."
"Who is more disgusting than you?" Chu Han took out a plate of peach blossom-shaped pastries from the food box, and pushed it in front of Luo Changge, "Your reward."
Yu Zixi's craftsmanship is really good. Chu Han wasn't very hungry at first, but unknowingly ate a whole plate, and Luo Changge was even more exaggerated, even rubbing the pastry crumbs into his mouth...
After eating the pastry, the three of them began to sit dryly again.
"There is nothing more boring in the world than keeping a spirit." Luo Changge put his face on his face and sighed hopelessly.
"There is nothing more boring than watching the spirit with you." Chu Han glanced at him, then turned to Yu Zixi and said softly, "It's so late, why don't you go back to sleep?"
Yu Zixi played with the red spike on Chu Han's sword hilt, and said with a smile, "I'm here to accompany Master."
Chu Han pointed to the half-dead Luo Changge: "There is still him here, I don't need you to accompany me, go back quickly."
"Doesn't Master not want to see me?" Chu Han's tone was a little cold, and Yu Zixi panicked when he heard that, and after a while, his eyes turned red.
"No, I'm just afraid you won't be able to bear it." Chu Han quickly explained.
Yu Zixi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, I can bear it."
Chu Han: "..." As long as you are happy.
The three of them sat quietly for a while, and finally Luo Changge couldn't hold back any longer. He flicked his sleeves and turned into a chessboard, insisting on pulling Chu Han to play chess with him to relieve his boredom.
If someone else suggested it, Chu Han would definitely not refuse, because there is no better way to pass the time besides playing chess.
But Luo Changge's words... Chu Han: "I refuse."
Luo Changge smashed a cannon chess on the chessboard, raised his eyebrows: "If you don't want to play with me, you can ask your little apprentice to play with me."
"Forget it, I'll do it." Chu Han said with a headache.
Luo Changge smiled, and took the lead in playing chess.
Luo Changge's chess skills were the same as his piano skills, it was extremely poor, but within a few moves, he was forced into a dead end by Chu Han.
But this didn't bother Master Luo. He pressed a horse chess piece with two fingers, pushed it straight forward two squares, and easily killed Chu Han's rook.
Chu Han hehe: "The horse of Lord Luofeng's family is really powerful, and can walk in a straight line."
Luo Changge said righteously: "Yes, horses usually walk straight, hurry up, it's your turn."
Chu Han took a step forward and forced Luo Changge to a dead end again.
This time it was still difficult for Peak Master Luo, I saw that he pushed a cannon chess two squares obliquely and killed Chu Han's chess without blushing, then he rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Cheng Let it go."
"Your family's cannons are also very powerful. They shoot straight, hit one empty and one at an angle, and shoot at an angle. One hits exactly." Chu Han said while grinding his back teeth.
But after this step, the situation suddenly reversed, and Chu Han, who had already won the game, fell to the disadvantage!
Chu Han was hesitating about what to do next, when Yu Zixi suddenly put his face in one hand and smiled at Chu Han, "I will take this step."
As he said that, he pressed two fingers on Chu Han's shogi, walked two S lines along the grid, and then directly killed Luo Changge's shogi, and an astonishing one came - the general!
Luo Changge's eyes widened: "Shogi can still be played like this?"
Yu Zixi said seriously: "A man can bend and stretch. Since it's shogi, it's reasonable to make a few more turns."
Chu Han: "Poof—"
"Master, you have won!" Yu Zixi smiled sweetly at Chu Han while holding his face.
Luo Changge pushed the chess game away: "Win a fart, you are bullying others, stop playing!"
Chu Han wished that he would stop playing, so he got up happily.But before she could stand up, she fell down, and fell directly on Yu Zixi's body...
"Yu Zixi, when did you tie our belts together?" Chu Han got up from Yu Zixi's arms, pressed the fire, and untied their belts bit by bit.
He knew that Yu Zixi liked to play with his hair and clothes, but it was fine to play with his own, so why play with his!
Yu Zixi lowered his head and looked like he had done something wrong: "I... I didn't do it on purpose."
Chu Han finally untied it. Seeing his appearance, his originally irritable heart instantly softened: "Okay, okay, just don't do this next time."
Looking at Chu Han's helpless look, Luo Changge smiled and said, "Ah Chu, you have your day too, it's really a reincarnation hahahaha!"
Chu Han glared at Luo Changge, Luo Changge immediately covered his mouth and stood away, but his shoulders were still shaking.
Chu Han frowned: "Are you still laughing?"
Luo Changge's face hurt from holding back: "Who laughed, I didn't."
Chu Han: "..."
Chu Han and Yu Zixi sat back to their original positions. After learning the lesson just now, Yu Zixi's hand was very honest, and he just put it on his knee obediently, motionless.
The first half of the night was okay, but in the second half of the night, Chu Han and Luo Changge couldn't bear it anymore.
Luo Changge directly grabbed a futon and stuffed it under his head: "Ah Chu, look at the bright light, I can't do it anymore, go to sleep first."
As soon as the words fell, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Chu Han: "..." Are you a pig?
He was already sleepy, but when he heard Luo Changge's up and down breathing, he became even sleepier, and yawned twice in succession.
Chu Han glanced at the ever-burning lamp, the lamp oil inside was almost exhausted, he got up to fill it up, and when he turned around, Yu Zixi was looking at him with a smile.
Yu Zixi's smile was especially good-looking, and Chu Han was also infected by him unexpectedly, and the corner of his mouth inadvertently curled up: "Aren't you sleepy?"
Yu Zixi pressed the edge of the futon with one hand, wrapped a strand of hair around his index finger with the other hand, and put it on his index finger: "I'm not sleepy, but Master, you look very tired, do you want to sleep for a while?"
Chu Han pointed to the ever-burning lamp.Yu Zixi understood, and said with a smile: "I'll just help Master watch over it, Master can rest assured."
Yu Zixi was soft and hard, and Chu Han finally agreed to take a nap, and told Yu Zixi to wake him up in half an hour.
But half an hour later, Yu Zixi didn't wake him up, not only didn't wake him up, but let him sleep until dawn the next day.
The next morning.
"Luo Changge! Chu Han! You are ordered to keep watch, not to sleep here!" As soon as Jiang Jue entered the hall, he saw two people lying in the center of the hall, one with a pillow on the futon and the other on Yu Zixi's thigh .
"Hush—" Yu Zixi made a silent gesture to Jiang Jue.
Jiang Jue wouldn't listen to him, he walked towards them and shouted, "Shhhhhhh, Chu Han, get up!"
Jiang Fengzhu's voice was terrifyingly loud, Chu Han twitched his brows twice, and slowly opened his eyes: "Jiang Jue, you are sick, you are so loud."
Jiang Jue: "Sleeping on the legs of my disciples until the sun is high, who is sick?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? What is a pillow on your leg? I'm obviously pillowing on cattail..." Chu Han wanted to turn over and stand up, when he stretched out his hand, he touched a leg...
He froze suddenly, turned around, faced Yu Zixi's smiling face, and said dumbfounded: "I...why am I pillowing your leg?"
Yu Zixi's ears were red at the tips, he turned his face away, and didn't speak.
Over there, Luo Changge also woke up. After figuring out the situation, he rubbed his eyes and said to Chu Han, "Are you stupid to ask this question? Futons are not as comfortable as a thigh pillow. You must have crawled onto human legs in the middle of the night. For the sake of your respected master, they just don’t have the nerve to push you away.”
Luo Changge's remarks are very reasonable, because Chu Han really doesn't sleep very honestly at night, he finds it uncomfortable to sleep on a futon pillow, and it's not impossible to do things like climbing people's legs.
But... why did it crawl on the legs of the little pervert!This kind of bad plot must be recorded in a small book!
Calm, calm, and calm——Chu Han let out a long breath, and forced himself to calm down. He got up and straightened his clothes, and then stroked his hair. Even though his heart was overwhelmed, he still had that cold and noble Immortal Master Chu on his face.
He said to Yu Zixi, "I lost my temper for my teacher."
Yu Zixi leaned back against the pillars of the main hall, with one leg bent and the other stretched out, both hands propped up on the ground, lowering his head and muttering: "It's okay, it's all right, just rest your legs for a while, the master doesn't care how long you want... …It will be all right."
"Chu Han, how do you usually abuse him? Look at how people are scared by you?" Although Yu Zixi picked Jiang Jue in public and made Jiang Jue lose face, but the upright Peak Master Jiang is Absolutely cannot tolerate this kind of behavior of oppressing disciples in the name of master!
Chu Han was at a loss: "Why did I abuse him?" I only sacrificed myself for being nice to him!
Seeing the plates of beautiful crispy dim sum in the food box, Chu Han's irritable mood improved slightly. He reached out and picked up a piece, brought it to his mouth and took a bite. It was sweet and had a faint peach blossom fragrance.
Yu Zixi maintained the sitting posture of a duck, raised his buttocks slightly, pressed his hands on the ground, and leaned in front of Chu Han's face: "Master, how does it taste?"
As soon as Chu Han raised his eyes, he saw Yu Zixi's handsome face enlarged to the point where he could count his eyelashes. He swallowed unconsciously, ducked back, turned his face away and said, "It's delicious."
"As long as Master likes it." Yu Zixi's eyes narrowed into a smile.
"Can you..." Chu Han put his index finger against Yu Zixi's eyebrows, and gently pushed him, "Stay away from me?"
Young man, you are almost sticking to me, even if you and I are men, you can't go too far!
Luo Changge, who was sitting opposite, didn't pay attention to the strange posture of the two of them at all, and looked at the food box eagerly: "It looks delicious, can I have a piece?"
"No." Yu Zixi smiled at Luo Changge, but his voice was as cold as a knife.
"What to eat, you have eaten enough at night." Chu Han said bitterly.
Luo Changge refused to accept it, pinched his narrow waist and said, "Look at me, I'm skinny, what's wrong with eating more?"
Chu Han's face remained calm: "Master Luo, we are guarding the spirit of Treading Snow. Your voice is so loud. If you startle him, be careful that he will come to you in the middle of the night."
Luo Changge cut it: "Taxue likes to be lively so much, he was surprised when we didn't talk. Oh, why don't you give me something to eat, just together?"
Chu Han looked at Yu Zixi: "Do you agree?"
Yu Zixi was lowering his head and playing with Chu Han's sleeves. Hearing this, he raised his head and smiled obediently: "If the master agrees, I will agree."
Chu Han has never been able to resist the cute and cute little pervert. He reached out and touched Yu Zixi's head, boasting, "So cute."
Luo Changge frowned slightly, showing a look of disgust: "You guys are so greasy and crooked, so disgusting."
"Who is more disgusting than you?" Chu Han took out a plate of peach blossom-shaped pastries from the food box, and pushed it in front of Luo Changge, "Your reward."
Yu Zixi's craftsmanship is really good. Chu Han wasn't very hungry at first, but unknowingly ate a whole plate, and Luo Changge was even more exaggerated, even rubbing the pastry crumbs into his mouth...
After eating the pastry, the three of them began to sit dryly again.
"There is nothing more boring in the world than keeping a spirit." Luo Changge put his face on his face and sighed hopelessly.
"There is nothing more boring than watching the spirit with you." Chu Han glanced at him, then turned to Yu Zixi and said softly, "It's so late, why don't you go back to sleep?"
Yu Zixi played with the red spike on Chu Han's sword hilt, and said with a smile, "I'm here to accompany Master."
Chu Han pointed to the half-dead Luo Changge: "There is still him here, I don't need you to accompany me, go back quickly."
"Doesn't Master not want to see me?" Chu Han's tone was a little cold, and Yu Zixi panicked when he heard that, and after a while, his eyes turned red.
"No, I'm just afraid you won't be able to bear it." Chu Han quickly explained.
Yu Zixi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, I can bear it."
Chu Han: "..." As long as you are happy.
The three of them sat quietly for a while, and finally Luo Changge couldn't hold back any longer. He flicked his sleeves and turned into a chessboard, insisting on pulling Chu Han to play chess with him to relieve his boredom.
If someone else suggested it, Chu Han would definitely not refuse, because there is no better way to pass the time besides playing chess.
But Luo Changge's words... Chu Han: "I refuse."
Luo Changge smashed a cannon chess on the chessboard, raised his eyebrows: "If you don't want to play with me, you can ask your little apprentice to play with me."
"Forget it, I'll do it." Chu Han said with a headache.
Luo Changge smiled, and took the lead in playing chess.
Luo Changge's chess skills were the same as his piano skills, it was extremely poor, but within a few moves, he was forced into a dead end by Chu Han.
But this didn't bother Master Luo. He pressed a horse chess piece with two fingers, pushed it straight forward two squares, and easily killed Chu Han's rook.
Chu Han hehe: "The horse of Lord Luofeng's family is really powerful, and can walk in a straight line."
Luo Changge said righteously: "Yes, horses usually walk straight, hurry up, it's your turn."
Chu Han took a step forward and forced Luo Changge to a dead end again.
This time it was still difficult for Peak Master Luo, I saw that he pushed a cannon chess two squares obliquely and killed Chu Han's chess without blushing, then he rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Cheng Let it go."
"Your family's cannons are also very powerful. They shoot straight, hit one empty and one at an angle, and shoot at an angle. One hits exactly." Chu Han said while grinding his back teeth.
But after this step, the situation suddenly reversed, and Chu Han, who had already won the game, fell to the disadvantage!
Chu Han was hesitating about what to do next, when Yu Zixi suddenly put his face in one hand and smiled at Chu Han, "I will take this step."
As he said that, he pressed two fingers on Chu Han's shogi, walked two S lines along the grid, and then directly killed Luo Changge's shogi, and an astonishing one came - the general!
Luo Changge's eyes widened: "Shogi can still be played like this?"
Yu Zixi said seriously: "A man can bend and stretch. Since it's shogi, it's reasonable to make a few more turns."
Chu Han: "Poof—"
"Master, you have won!" Yu Zixi smiled sweetly at Chu Han while holding his face.
Luo Changge pushed the chess game away: "Win a fart, you are bullying others, stop playing!"
Chu Han wished that he would stop playing, so he got up happily.But before she could stand up, she fell down, and fell directly on Yu Zixi's body...
"Yu Zixi, when did you tie our belts together?" Chu Han got up from Yu Zixi's arms, pressed the fire, and untied their belts bit by bit.
He knew that Yu Zixi liked to play with his hair and clothes, but it was fine to play with his own, so why play with his!
Yu Zixi lowered his head and looked like he had done something wrong: "I... I didn't do it on purpose."
Chu Han finally untied it. Seeing his appearance, his originally irritable heart instantly softened: "Okay, okay, just don't do this next time."
Looking at Chu Han's helpless look, Luo Changge smiled and said, "Ah Chu, you have your day too, it's really a reincarnation hahahaha!"
Chu Han glared at Luo Changge, Luo Changge immediately covered his mouth and stood away, but his shoulders were still shaking.
Chu Han frowned: "Are you still laughing?"
Luo Changge's face hurt from holding back: "Who laughed, I didn't."
Chu Han: "..."
Chu Han and Yu Zixi sat back to their original positions. After learning the lesson just now, Yu Zixi's hand was very honest, and he just put it on his knee obediently, motionless.
The first half of the night was okay, but in the second half of the night, Chu Han and Luo Changge couldn't bear it anymore.
Luo Changge directly grabbed a futon and stuffed it under his head: "Ah Chu, look at the bright light, I can't do it anymore, go to sleep first."
As soon as the words fell, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Chu Han: "..." Are you a pig?
He was already sleepy, but when he heard Luo Changge's up and down breathing, he became even sleepier, and yawned twice in succession.
Chu Han glanced at the ever-burning lamp, the lamp oil inside was almost exhausted, he got up to fill it up, and when he turned around, Yu Zixi was looking at him with a smile.
Yu Zixi's smile was especially good-looking, and Chu Han was also infected by him unexpectedly, and the corner of his mouth inadvertently curled up: "Aren't you sleepy?"
Yu Zixi pressed the edge of the futon with one hand, wrapped a strand of hair around his index finger with the other hand, and put it on his index finger: "I'm not sleepy, but Master, you look very tired, do you want to sleep for a while?"
Chu Han pointed to the ever-burning lamp.Yu Zixi understood, and said with a smile: "I'll just help Master watch over it, Master can rest assured."
Yu Zixi was soft and hard, and Chu Han finally agreed to take a nap, and told Yu Zixi to wake him up in half an hour.
But half an hour later, Yu Zixi didn't wake him up, not only didn't wake him up, but let him sleep until dawn the next day.
The next morning.
"Luo Changge! Chu Han! You are ordered to keep watch, not to sleep here!" As soon as Jiang Jue entered the hall, he saw two people lying in the center of the hall, one with a pillow on the futon and the other on Yu Zixi's thigh .
"Hush—" Yu Zixi made a silent gesture to Jiang Jue.
Jiang Jue wouldn't listen to him, he walked towards them and shouted, "Shhhhhhh, Chu Han, get up!"
Jiang Fengzhu's voice was terrifyingly loud, Chu Han twitched his brows twice, and slowly opened his eyes: "Jiang Jue, you are sick, you are so loud."
Jiang Jue: "Sleeping on the legs of my disciples until the sun is high, who is sick?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? What is a pillow on your leg? I'm obviously pillowing on cattail..." Chu Han wanted to turn over and stand up, when he stretched out his hand, he touched a leg...
He froze suddenly, turned around, faced Yu Zixi's smiling face, and said dumbfounded: "I...why am I pillowing your leg?"
Yu Zixi's ears were red at the tips, he turned his face away, and didn't speak.
Over there, Luo Changge also woke up. After figuring out the situation, he rubbed his eyes and said to Chu Han, "Are you stupid to ask this question? Futons are not as comfortable as a thigh pillow. You must have crawled onto human legs in the middle of the night. For the sake of your respected master, they just don’t have the nerve to push you away.”
Luo Changge's remarks are very reasonable, because Chu Han really doesn't sleep very honestly at night, he finds it uncomfortable to sleep on a futon pillow, and it's not impossible to do things like climbing people's legs.
But... why did it crawl on the legs of the little pervert!This kind of bad plot must be recorded in a small book!
Calm, calm, and calm——Chu Han let out a long breath, and forced himself to calm down. He got up and straightened his clothes, and then stroked his hair. Even though his heart was overwhelmed, he still had that cold and noble Immortal Master Chu on his face.
He said to Yu Zixi, "I lost my temper for my teacher."
Yu Zixi leaned back against the pillars of the main hall, with one leg bent and the other stretched out, both hands propped up on the ground, lowering his head and muttering: "It's okay, it's all right, just rest your legs for a while, the master doesn't care how long you want... …It will be all right."
"Chu Han, how do you usually abuse him? Look at how people are scared by you?" Although Yu Zixi picked Jiang Jue in public and made Jiang Jue lose face, but the upright Peak Master Jiang is Absolutely cannot tolerate this kind of behavior of oppressing disciples in the name of master!
Chu Han was at a loss: "Why did I abuse him?" I only sacrificed myself for being nice to him!
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