【Xu Run】Laoshizi

Xu Feng hugged Runyu: "Tell me, who gave birth?"

Runyu's face turned red, and she raised her eyes to meet a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. She couldn't hold back her brother's face, and patted him lightly on the forehead: "Go away! Don't bother me."

But Xu Feng refused to let go, Runyu walked a few steps, and was caught up and hugged by him from behind. The two of them walked back to Xuanji Palace step by step like two marionettes sticking together. Xu Fengai had already been prepared in the palace There are two pots of Lihuabai, which have been warmed up early.

Xu Feng was really happy, "Elder brother knows what I like!" He said without being polite, sat down and poured a glass of wine first.

Seeing him happy, the smile on Runyu's face increased a little bit, the joy in Xufeng's body was very contagious, the two of them drank and chatted, and several hours passed without knowing it.

Xu Feng was a little drunk, and for some reason recalled the thoughts of the past few days, or maybe pretending to be crazy by being drunk, he boldly said: "Brother, do you know about your engagement with the eldest daughter of the water god?"

Runyu is a light drinker, she usually only drinks lightly, and her mind is much clearer. Seeing that he was drunk, she also said casually: "I know." She didn't say much.

Xu Feng was a little dissatisfied: "And then?"

"...Just know." Runyu said, "The water god doesn't have an eldest daughter."

"Then what if there is?" Xu Feng asked, "His husband and wife are not old, they have lived for a long time, how do you know that you will not have a daughter?"

"That's right." Runyu said, Xufeng was drunk, and spoke faster and less forgiving than usual, Runyu didn't want to entangle him, got up and wanted to help him to lie down on the bed, but Xufeng hugged him legs, said in the mouth: "Then you want to marry her?"

"..."

"Say it." Xu Feng urged, looking up at Runyu, with twinkling stars in his eyes.Runyu hesitated for a moment, but said again: "There is no eldest daughter of the water god in the world."

The light in Xu Feng's eyes went out all of a sudden.

That was not what he wanted to hear.What he wants to hear is not "I won't marry her because I don't have this person", but "I like you, so of course I won't marry her". This little thought between little lovers is extremely boring to say, But it is real.

Xu Feng was really drunk now.He felt aggrieved, and he opened his mouth with uncontrollable willfulness: "Even if a daughter is born now, you are more than [-] years older than others, are you willing to marry her?" He looked around and didn't care. She waved her hand: "Will you live with you in this cold Xuanji Palace?"

Runyu was stunned by him for no reason, and then fell silent. After Xufeng said that, she also regretted a little. The two of them sat and stood, motionless, as if lost in thought.After a while, Runyu said in a low voice: "There is no eldest daughter of the water god, so stop making trouble."

Xu Feng became a little irritable, all he wanted was for Runyu to say "I like you", but why would Runyu prefer to be angry with him instead of saying that?He went around, and suddenly remembered what Runyu said many years ago.

"You are the best person in the world for me... I am grateful."

He froze on the spot for a while, speechless.Runyu held out his hand.He just held that hand in a daze, and was led by him to the bedside. Xufeng sat down by the bedside, and Runyu poured tea for him to rinse his mouth. Xufeng swallowed the water after rinsing his mouth. down.Runyu was originally in a mood of depression, but seeing him so dumbfounded, she thought it was funny, so she wiped the corner of his mouth for him, and said in a low voice, "Okay...don't make trouble."

In fact, he is not very good at coaxing people. The last time Xufeng was embarrassed and refused to come to see him, he would only go to the world to make preparations secretly, and he would not say anything nice-he is not stupid, but just facing this since childhood. The younger brother who has grown up together but has more and more thoughts, really doesn't know and can't figure out what to say.

If you can't say it, don't say it.Anyway, the current life is muddling along.Xu Feng raised her head to look at him, her lips twitched a few times, and suddenly said in a low voice: "Brother, do you want to be the crown prince?"

He is not a fool either, the Taisi and the Water God are important ministers in the heavenly realm, if even one of them can be supported, Runyu's power will increase greatly, you know, everyone in the heavenly realm is driven by the wind.

Runyu was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "...I won't fight with you."

Xu Feng lay down on her back and muttered, "It's best not to..."

If you don't want to be the crown prince, then you can be an ordinary prince with peace of mind. Don't even think about the eldest daughter of the water god or Taisi Zhangzhu.

Just be my sweetheart, Xufeng.

After a while, he suddenly said again: "The Mother God promised you to me a long time ago."

Runyu was shocked, "What?"

"Well, I told Mother God," Xu Feng was so drunk that he remembered what Tu Yao said thousands of years ago when Runyu was in calamity, "Mother God knows your mind and will make you satisfied." Since then, she has secretly believed that Runyu will be her own person in the future, but now she suddenly remembered, "She said, if I want, I will let you be my person."

"..." Runyu's heart was full of confusion, and she didn't know what to say for a while, "Xufeng, get up, please speak clearly..."

But Xu Feng had already fallen asleep, he lost his willful and conceited appearance in his dream, and he was a little naive and cute when he smacked his mouth twice.

Run Yu stood there, watching him sleep peacefully like a child, but her heart was in a state of confusion.Although Xu Feng sometimes likes to talk big, but his words are never fabricated out of thin air, there must be something real, so he will say so.

He really didn't know how to feel.

Could it be that "Runyu" is just a thing in Xufeng's eyes, and if he wants it, he can ask the mother god for it, without any will of his own?

Just when Runyu and Xufeng talked less and less speculatively, Jin Mi was worrying in Qiwu Palace.

He was born with supernatural powers and was good at planting flowers and trees. He thought it was a trivial matter, but he didn't expect that the soil in the heaven was so barren that he couldn't even grow a fart!Jin Mi was in a hurry and turned around.He looked in the direction of the gate, and there was no one around at this time, and the bird ran out to play, how about...

I'm going out too!I heard that the heavens are good, and spiritual power is everywhere, and drinking saliva can increase your cultivation base!He patted the dirt on his hands, and slipped out from the front entrance.

Heaven... so big!Jin Mi only wandered around for a while before he lost his way, turned around and couldn't find his way, the heaven is indeed surrounded by fairy spirits, but compared to the flower world, it lacks some scenery.He smacked his mouth and commented, and walked outside a small gazebo without knowing it.

Standing in the gazebo was a little fairy dressed in green. The fairy had a sad face, her brows were slightly frowned, and she seemed worried or happy.

Jin Mi is easy to make friends, and loves to talk to beauties even more, if it wasn't for the fact that the bird is really a dog, he would be so happy to be able to talk to that kind of beauty.Seeing this Fairy in Tsing Yi at this moment, his old problem relapsed again, he leaned forward and asked: "Hey, Fairy, ask me, go..."

"What?" Fairy asked, Jin Mi looked at her for a while, then the words suddenly changed into: "The way to your heart, how should I go?"

Fairy: "..."

It turned out that this fairy was Kuang Lu, Taisi's palm pearl. The night before, she happened to run into Runyu and fainted outside Qiwu Palace, and sent her back to Xuanji Palace. When people woke up, she slipped away, and she was full of worries at the moment.

"What are you doing?!" Kuang Lu said angrily, "Which fairy servant of yours is so rude!"

Jin Mi has been in the flower world all year round, and all he knows are soft-spoken, good-tempered, and clumsy little flower spirits. This is the first time he has seen a girl with such a temper—except for Lord Changfang—he thought to himself , The atmosphere in this heaven is really bad, she looks so pretty, but she has such a bad temper!But he was big-hearted and didn't get angry, he just said: "Don't be angry, I just want to see you unhappy, so I came here to comfort you." Before Kuang Lu opened his mouth to blame, he said first: "Hey, tell me , What's the matter with you, you are frowning, you will get wrinkles."

Kuang Lu said: "I'm only over 3000 years old, how can I get wrinkles?"

"Oh, then you are younger than me." Jin Mi said, "Shouldn't you call me brother..."

"You..." Kuang Lu has never seen such a sick person, it's inexplicable!She said angrily: "I have someone I like, go away!"

"Oh really, that's a good thing!" Jin Mi said, he was there when his friend Pu Chi Jun compiled "Love Book", and he also read a lot of rubbish books, knowing that "like" is a very good thing , "Then why do you seem unhappy?"

"I like him, but he doesn't know who I am..." Kuang Lu said.

"That's difficult, you have to go to him and create a chance to confess!"

"Aren't I just worried about this?!" Kuang Lu said, "Tomorrow Xuanji Palace and Qiwu Palace will be recruited, and I intend to sneak in, but as an unmarried prince, I am afraid that only male immortals and no female immortals..."

"Oh, so..." Jin Mi said, "Hey, then I have a solution!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a hairpin from the top of his head, and Kuang Lu was dumbfounded: the boy in front of him suddenly turned into a young girl.

"you you you you……"

"Look, does it work?" Jin Mi said, "You wear this spirit lock hairpin to cover up your appearance, wouldn't it be fine?"

"I, you, this..." Kuang Lu was dumbfounded, unable to speak clearly, "Are you a man or a woman?"

"I am Putao." Jin Mi reasoned with her, "There is no distinction between men and women."

"..."

"Don't ask, asking is the fruit."

Kuang Lu took the lock hairpin and thought about it again: "Then what should you do?"

"Me? It doesn't matter to me!" Jin Mi waved his hands again and again, "You put it away, put it away—" Kuang Lu was very grateful, and seeing that Jin Mi was actually "she" and not "he", she loved her a little more, The expression also eased, Jin Mi saw it, and immediately hit the snake with a stick: "I will give you a flower!" As he said that, he flipped his hand, and a jasmine was actually planted.

"Ah, I'm done!" Jin Mi jumped up, "I have to go back and plant flowers, Fairy, if you want to find me, go to the Seventh... Seventh and Fifth Palaces!"

"Qiwu..." Kuang Lu thought for a while, but suddenly felt something was wrong, but Jin Mi had already run away, "Could it be Qiwu Palace????"

Jin Mi was afraid that she would forget the feeling of planting Jasmine just now, and was anxious to run back to Qiwu Palace, but she forgot that she met Kuang Lu just because she couldn't find the way. He ran into the Marriage Mansion by mistake.

In the Marriage Mansion, Yuelao is sleeping under a tree as a prototype, and there is everything in his dream: the two nephews stopped dating, got married obediently, and gave birth to a lot of little dolls, and the little dolls surrounded him, begging him Tie the red line...

Good good, ha ha ha, great!Yuelao was dancing in his dream, when he suddenly felt his butt chilled, and when he lowered his head, a little girl who looked very similar to Xu Feng grinned and tore off a piece of his pants, Yuelao showed his buttocks in public...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yuelao woke up, his dream turned into a nightmare, it turned out that it only takes one breath!When he woke up, he found that someone was touching his tail, and he muttered: "This fluffy hair is really good, it can sell for a lot of money..."

Yue Lao took human form, which startled Jin Mi.

"Hahaha," Yuelao said, "I didn't expect this old man to be treated lightly by someone—Huh?" He turned his head and saw that the other party was a girl in purple clothes. She was very handsome and cute, but her hair was disheveled. As soon as this person saw boys and girls of the right age, he would inevitably suffer from occupational diseases, and hurriedly asked: "Hey, little girl, which family are you from, are you married?"

"Marriage..." According to Mr. Puchi's "Love Book", marriage is a very bad thing. People who are originally free will no longer be free after marriage!Jin Mi waved his hands again and again: "No, no, I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

"Oh..." Yuelao rubbed his chin, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! Come and take this red thread, whoever you like, you can hang it on whoever you like! Try it all."

"Fancy..." Jin Mi muttered, what is fancy? ?That's why she only knows how to study "The Book of Love" wholeheartedly, but she doesn't know how to master it well, and she doesn't know that "fancy" and "like" have similar meanings.But when others give something, she has to take it, so she takes it.

Yuelao asked again: "Your face is very raw, whose family is it?"

"I... from the seventh and fifth palaces!"

"Seventh Five..." Yuelao pondered for a while, "Could it be Qiwu Palace? Are you Xufeng's fairy attendant?"

"Xufeng...? That's right, he's the only one!" Jin Mi said, "I'm his savior, but what about him, he arrested me without saying a word, and made me do something that was particularly difficult for me!"

Savior?Can't help but say?Especially difficult?

Yuelao brainstormed the story of love at first sight and hate because of love, and his eyes lit up: "Come on, tell me in detail!"

When Xufeng woke up, Runyu was no longer in the hall.He completely forgot what happened last night, especially when he boldly said "I want you to be my man". In this section, he only vaguely remembered that Runyu said "there is no eldest daughter of the water god".

He sat up and sat blankly for a while, thinking about the loss in his heart, when Runyu pushed the door open and saw him wake up, he smiled and said, "Get up and wash up, today you have to go to recruit soldiers for the emperor, Choose the best and the best."

Xu Feng sat for a while, and suddenly said: "Are you going too?"

"...just going through the motions." Runyu said, "Xufeng, you know that I never have the heart to compete with you."

Where did this start?Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, he never paid much attention to rights, even if Runyu wanted to be recruited, he would only worry about going to the battlefield and getting injured in the future, he would not think that it was Runyu who wanted to fight with him, let alone be afraid of Runyu and He fights.

"Ah... um." He hesitated, put on his clothes, and the two brothers headed towards Wufang Tianjiang's mansion.

As Xu Feng expected at the conscription scene, there was a long queue on his side, and no one cared about Runyu's side. Runyu was not in a hurry, and just sat there in a daze. Pulled a few people over: "Go there, go there!"

"This..." Those who came to apply were still unwilling, "Second Highness, we all came to apply because we wanted to have a good future and go to battle to kill the enemy and do our best for the heaven. ...that will never make it to the top!"

Xu Feng was furious: "You haven't had a bright future here!" But everyone wants to have a good future, which is also human nature, and he couldn't say anything, so he could only turn awkwardly to Runyu. On the side, he smiled at Runyu.

He laughed, and Runyu laughed too: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I just came to see you." Xu Feng thought for a while, and then said: "Why don't you go back to Xuanji Palace first, you don't need to lead troops to fight, naturally you don't need to be recruited."

He said this out of good intentions, in his opinion it was a good thing that Runyu didn't have to go to the battlefield to fight, and he didn't have to worry about it.Runyu smiled and said, "Well, that's right, at least I recruited one, so that's it."

"...Which one?"

Runyu said: "He's going home to tell his parents first." This person is Kuang Lu who is wearing the spirit lock hairpin. Runyu's spiritual power has been weak recently, and she didn't think about it, so she didn't see the problem.When Kuang Lu came, he kindly showed her the way: "The conscription for Qiwu Palace is over there."

"No, I'm coming to Xuanji Palace." Kuang Lu said, "Your Highness, please take me in."

"..." At least one should be recruited, lest the Emperor of Heaven will make it difficult for him to ask.Runyu took him in.

While the two were talking, Kuang Lu went back and forth, holding a glazed lamp in his hand: "Your Highness! I forgot just now, Your Highness is on duty at night, Xiaoxian here has a glazed lamp that I got by chance to illuminate His Highness. "She said and plugged the lamp to Runyu, who smiled slightly and said, "Thank you."

Xu Feng on the side was so angry that his nose crooked and his eyes slanted. Runyu's spiritual power was empty, but he was not empty, his eyes were bright!

What kind of "recruited one" is this, this...

Isn't this the goddamn Fairy Shangyuan? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?