【Xu Run】Laoshizi

After 1000 years, Xu Feng grew up a little.

He repeatedly asked Runyu to show him the tail and dragon horns, but Runyu refused, and Xufeng's threat was upgraded from "angry" to "I'm really angry!".

But Runyu was unmoved.

The tail and dragon horns are ugly and pale, what should I do if I scare my younger brother.

So Xu Feng gradually refused to change into his original form to see him—it was unfair.

But he still went to find Runyu from time to time, and yelled loudly when he entered the door: "Runyu! I'm here."

Runyu felt a little troubled: "What do you call me?" At this time, he was growing taller, his childishness was fading, and he was thin. Xu Feng was a head shorter than him, but much stronger. Lay it on your brother's lap.

"Runyu, my butt hurts."

"Call me brother, and I'll rub it for you."

Xu Feng refused: "Forget it if you don't rub it, it hurts me to death."

Runyu put the bamboo slips on his face to read, "It hurts to death."

"I'm going to be angry." Xu Feng announced under the bamboo slips, "Hurry up and coax me."

Ordinary people would only write "quickly coax me" on their faces and put it in their actions, but Xu Feng would say it carelessly. After a while, the bamboo slips undulated regularly—Xu Feng fell asleep.

Runyu put the bamboo slips back on the table, and beckoned for a coat to cover Xufeng.

"It smells so good." Xu Feng murmured in her dream, "Brother, why is it so fragrant?"

After a while, no one paid any attention to him, so he said to himself, "Maybe it's your dragon horn, let me taste it."

Xu Feng clicked his mouth twice, and said again: "No, this taste is not right. Is it your dragon tail? Let me taste it."

Runyu: "..."

In the evening, Xu Feng stayed in Xuanji Palace for dinner, and when the dishes were brought up, the immortal waiter pursed his lips and laughed straight: "Second Highness, the whole table of dishes is specially ordered by my main hall to be made according to the second hall's taste."

"Really, let me see what good things they are."

After all, it is His Majesty's meal, ten dishes and one soup is still required, Xu Feng opened the first dish: fish tail with chopped pepper.

Xu Feng: "..."

The second course: braised fish tail.

The third course: steamed deer antler.

The fourth course: cold fish skin.

The fifth course: Stir-fried pork with velvet antler.

The sixth way: ...

Xu Feng: "...Come here, I made a mistake!"

Xu Feng was furious: "My taste is not like this!"

Immortal servant was wronged: "This, Your Highness, the palace ordered..."

Xu Feng said angrily: "How can my brother not know my taste, you must have passed the dishes wrong!"

Runyu: "..."

He coughed lightly, and the face that was meant to watch a good show suddenly couldn't smile, and he said: "Take it down and redo it, and change it to something else. Thank you."

He said that it was time to work, so the fairy servant had no choice but to swallow his anger and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Runyu glanced at Xufeng, "Come as usual, you must have steamed meatballs." Xufeng was still sulking, and after the fairy servant left, Runyu went for a stroll in the courtyard and picked up a small He came back from the wine jar: "The day before yesterday I learned how to brew some peach blossom wine with the Jiuxian, the Second Highness, would you like to have a taste?"

Xu Feng was naturally willing, but the title of "Second Highness" was strange for some reason, but he didn't think too much about it, picked up the cup and said, "Okay."

Runyu said: "But I'll only give you a drink. If you drink too much, you will delay your homework tomorrow morning."

Xu Feng pursed her lips and said, "It's just morning class. Wu Quxing wants me to stand up all day long. You can try it once and you'll know."

Runyu's hand holding the wine jar trembled for some reason, and the wine spilled out. The fragrance of peach blossoms was accompanied by the aroma of the wine. Xu Feng sniffed hard, wishing to get close to the mouth of the bottle. Runyu looked at him with a greedy smile Smiling, a new meal was delivered at this time, and Xu Feng liked all kinds of food. Xu Feng was satisfied: "That's right."

Runyu sighed secretly in her heart, and gave the fairy servant 100 years of spiritual power while he was not paying attention, counting it as his compensation for being complained by Xufeng.

The two brothers played around for a while after dinner, and it was time to go to bed at night.Xu Feng drank, so naturally he couldn't drive him away. He lay on Runyu's bed and repeated the old story: "Recently, my butt hurts all the time."

Runyu laughed and said, "Maybe some ancestor Rumeng came to spank your ass."

Hearing Runyu mention the dream, Xu Feng's face blushed for some reason, and he thought to himself: Strange, did I do something naughty to my brother in the dream?Why did I blush and feel dizzy when I heard him mention the dream?

But he was determined to want Runyu to rub it for him, so he insisted: "Really, it hurts so much that I can't sit still."

The pain was so painful that he couldn't sit still, Runyu was a little worried, and he was not a medical officer, he only knew a little bit of medical theory, so he guessed: "Is it because of a martial arts injury, call Qi Huangxian to take a look."

Xu Feng's heart was beating violently, and she hurriedly said: "Don't——God mother knows about it later, and made a fuss, please rub it for me."

He is thousands of years old and an immortal, and it's a good thing to let his brother rub his butt, but Runyu refused, and said: "I'll call your palace servant from Qiwu Palace to rub it for you."

Xu Feng's mouth was dry after talking for a long time, and her butt hurt again - that kind of pain was not like the usual bump pain, but a kind of pain in the bone crevice, which was crisp and numb, and sometimes it seemed that the whole body was in pain. It spread, and sometimes it seemed that only a few vertebrae near the butt were hurting. He changed his original form to see what was going on, but once he changed his original form, the pain was so painful that he was about to pass out.The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he said, "Runyu, I'm going to be angry."

Runyu took off her coat, untied the headband that tied her hair, and got on the bed with her black hair hanging on one side of her shoulders, saying, "Be angry, put it in."

As soon as he approached, Xu Feng's pain became worse, so she could only get into his arms and hugged him and begged, "Brother, please coax me."

Runyu couldn't help it, so she could only sigh and said, "Just this once—where does it hurt?"

Xu Feng couldn't say anything, he lay on Runyu's arm, he felt pain everywhere, the pain was the worst, as if he was about to jump out and be torn in two. "I don't have pain anywhere." He said honestly, "Maybe your bed is not good, Runyu."

"..." Runyu was slowly rubbing his arms for him, and almost quit after hearing this, "The bed in Qiwu Palace is good."

"It's good, but you always say you can't sleep well."

"...I'm not used to sleeping."

"Why is that?"

"...There is no reason, is it here?" Runyu massaged his back slowly, but the pain did not relieve, and Xufeng was still in pain.

"What is no reason? If you don't tell me, how will I know, is it a pillow, a bedding, or incense? You don't like it? I'll ask someone to change it."

"...Don't talk about it." Runyu said, "Where does it hurt? Is it really the butt?"

His hand touched the last few pieces of the spine, and Xu Feng was so painful that tears were about to come out. He leaned against Runyu's arms, a piece of delicate clavicle flesh was right next to his mouth, he opened his mouth to bite logically, and Runyu almost cried out. Aloud: "What are you doing!"

Xu Feng said angrily: "It doesn't hurt anymore, I'm going to sleep!"

He turned over and ignored Runyu. Runyu stared at the back of his head for a while, then rubbed the red flesh from his bite for some reason, then turned around and fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, Xu Feng said, "Runyu, are you asleep?"

Runyu made no sound, he fell asleep.Xu Feng was in so much pain that he wanted to shrink back, but he felt that it would hurt his man's face. He finally hesitated for a while, and finally leaned over and hugged Runyu tightly from behind, as if he wanted to use the contact between the two to beg his elder brother to give him a hug. As if sharing a little bit of pain, he gradually fell asleep.

Runyu woke up in the middle of the night and smelled a strange smell.

It's a bit like musk, but a bit stronger, and a little fishy, ​​but bad-nothing.It's just weird.He opened his eyes and found that Xu Feng was shaking him.

"Brother," he whispered eagerly, "Brother, wake up—" There was still a bit of panic in the voice, Runyu was sleepy, but she still managed to wake up and said, "What's wrong?"

Xu Feng knelt on the bed, pointing to the sheets with a panicked expression.Runyu couldn't see anything in the dark, and was about to light up the lamp with a wave of her hand, when Xu Feng hurriedly stretched out her hand to press him, saying, "Don't!"

Runyu frowned and looked at him, and suddenly came to his senses slowly. He touched the place where Xu Feng pointed, it was wet and sticky, and it smelled just like the strange smell in the air.

Runyu: "..."

He endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back and said, "Xufeng, are you peeing..."

"No!" Xu Feng hurriedly said: "I didn't wet the bed! I'm so old, how can I wet the bed!"

"..."

The two brothers stared at each other for a while in the dark. Finally, Runyu sighed and said in a low voice, "Okay, okay, I wet the bed, okay? Take out the bedding quickly and deal with it."

Xu Feng blushed and said: "...Okay." Since he woke up and found that he "wet the bed", he fell into a state of being extremely at a loss, and now he is more dependent on his elder brother, but it is a pity that Runyu is too young to know the truth What is it, I just want to deal with the bedding secretly.

The two brothers secretly rolled up the quilt and took it outside the courtyard and burned it, but they didn't know that all this was seen by a fairy servant of Xuanji Palace.

Turning around, it was a good day, Taiwei was going to have dinner with Tuyao at Zifang Yungong, the couple exchanged some pleasantries, Tuyao said with a smile: "There is good news today."

"what news?"

"The servants of Xuanji Palace came to report that Runyu...had understood human affairs last night."

Needless to say, they are both immortals who have been immortal for thousands of years. Taiwei was slightly excited when he heard that—Runyu and Xufeng are like two elm heads. "Really?"

"Really, the palace man said that Xu Feng stayed in the Runyu Palace, and the two of them ran to the courtyard in the middle of the night and burned the bedding. Considering their age, Runyu should be enlightened."

Tai Wei only found it funny when he heard this, "Xu Feng is here too? Run Yu has lost face this time."

Tu Yao said with a smile: "My brother, what does it matter, but since Runyu is old, it's time to arrange for him to be 'enlightened' in the lower realm."