【Xu Run】Laoshizi

Since that day when the sky above Linyuan Terrace was suddenly covered with dark clouds, thunder and lightning, and then suddenly disappeared, many people with ears and eyes knew that a happy event was going to happen in the heaven.

Shenjun Lanli looked at the letter in front of him and fell into deep thought—it was a beautiful envelope unique to Changle Palace, and the cord buckle of black chalcedony was carved in the shape of a small Shiba Inu. It looked like it was sent by a good disciple of his family.

"What is this?" He called his apprentice.

Hui'er said respectfully, "Reporting to Master, this is a letter from my disciple asking for leave."

"Why did you ask for leave?"

"Hey," Hui'er grinned, "My parents are getting married! I'll help."

Lan Li was very confused, "Who is your mother? Didn't you adopt?"

Hui'er said: "There is also a mother, that is my uncle Xu Feng!"

Shenjun: "...!!!!!!?????"

He really has been in seclusion for too long, and now he has developed to the point where his elder brother can marry his younger brother?

"Then," Hui'er's eyes lit up, "Master, is it okay?"

"It's okay, let's do homework!" Shenjun said, and began to doubt life.

After much deliberation, I thought it was not possible, so I went to find His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven—when I arrived at the Xuanji Palace, it happened that there was a trial in the palace... No, it was the battle between the Heavenly Demons.

Princess Liuying of Biancheng and Shuxian sit on the north and south sides of the Palace of Seven Governments respectively. Their faces are red and their lips are full of swords, and the atmosphere in the room is tense.

The Emperor Tian in the center of the topic was lying on the bed, leaning against the pillow, holding a red fluffy bird dumpling in his hand, stroking it once and for all.

It was the first time for Shenjun to see such a leisurely Emperor of Heaven—no, it would not be appropriate to call him the Emperor of Heaven, he was just a spectator, as if these people were arguing about his marriage.

Lord Lanli came, but he just looked up lazily, the little bird dumpling under his hand chirped a few times, and then he lowered his head again.

The Emperor of Heaven was obsessed with playing birds and couldn't extricate himself.Lord Lanli shook his head, and sat next to the mouse fairy.

As soon as he sat down, Princess Liu Ying slapped the table and said angrily, "How dare you!"

Shenjun thought, why don't I dare?Then he heard a loud roar from the side: "Why don't you dare?!"

God: "..."

He thought he had accidentally revealed his mental activities, but the god looked sideways, and saw that the mouse fairy also jumped up: "The emperor of heaven, and his elder brother, can he still marry you in the devil world?!"

Well, it turned out that this was the question that was being discussed. The Divine Lord rubbed his chin, it is indeed... worth discussing.Liu Ying said: "Put...what nonsense! The Demon Lord is a god possessed by the gods. Since ancient times, the status of the demon masters who have been possessed by the gods has been even more noble. How can you be the only one..." She said here, In desperation, he was about to say something disrespectful to the Emperor of Heaven, when he heard a sharp bird song, Shenjun looked around, only to find that it was from the little dumpling in the palm of the Emperor of Heaven.

Strange to say, Princess Biancheng immediately shut her mouth.Looking at the Emperor of Heaven who was almost slandered face to face, this friend smiled like a spring breeze, rubbing the chest of the bird dumpling with one thumb, and fetching a teacup with the other hand, feeding the bird with the star condensed dew in the cup.

The Emperor of Heaven is the Lord of the Heaven Realm, and every move of the Lord of the Heaven Realm has thousands of interpretations.At this moment, his behavior was understood by everyone as quite meaningful: he was talking about his marriage, and he was about to be slapped on the nose by his opponent, but he was so calm and calm, he really had a city in his heart , A chic style that doesn't care about the honor and disgrace of foreign things.

Shuxian was very impressed, so he felt even more that his Heavenly Emperor could not marry the Demon Race.And Liu Ying tried her best to hold back the twitching of her facial muscles, so as not to show an expression that she couldn't bear to look directly at.

She received a notice from Xu Feng early this morning, asking her to come to the heaven to discuss the marriage. Rejecting Mozun's proposal of marriage for Suihe... Just as he was thinking about it, Mozun's second letter arrived, and he opened the four big words on it: "My marriage."

... Obediently.Liuying didn't even have time for breakfast, so she hurried over.She desperately rushed to the Yunxiao Palace where important and important matters were discussed in the heavens, but she found that there were only a few fairies cleaning the main hall. After asking about it, the fairy replied: "The emperor of heaven said that the marriage of the demon king is a family matter, and there is no need to go to the hall for family matters. Just talk in Xuanji Palace."

After taking advantage of others to check and balance the demon world for hundreds of years, she suddenly turned to be a "family" again. Liuying complained a few words in her heart, and ran to Xuanji Palace without hesitation, just in time to see the Emperor of Heaven walking outside the gate of Xuanji Palace.

"The princess is here." When the Emperor of Heaven saw Liuying, he smiled slightly, and Liuying suddenly felt breathless: she took a closer look and saw that the Emperor of Heaven was holding a round little red bird in his palm. No one else could recognize it, but she couldn't. don't know.

Die to die—Princess Liuying thought Mo Zun was kidnapped by the Emperor of Heaven.

Brother Feng, are you okay?If you are kidnapped, just blink!The princess sent her voice to the secret, and played the game of not blinking with the little red bird silently.The little red bird was also really persistent, and looked at her for half a cup of tea without blinking.

Liu Ying: "..."

It is very convincing.

"...I don't know what His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is doing here?"

"Take a walk." The Heavenly Emperor replied with a pleasant face. This was the most kind and gentle time Liuying had seen him in the past hundred years. The few times they met before, they were either at war or dying. In short, she looked like a widow. "We want to plant some peach trees outside Xuanji Palace."

Peach trees are gentle and flexible trees, and peach blossoms are sweet and fresh flowers, not to mention peaches, which are sweet and delicious fruits.

In short, it is a plant full of love and joy, planted outside the cold and lonely Xuanji Palace...

Liuying's face twitched, and she silently looked at each person and bird for a while, then she suddenly felt blessed and said "ah".

"You, you..." Her hands were trembling, "Could it be that you two..."

At this moment, the mouse fairy, who would be listed as the top ten political enemies in her life in the future, just appeared on the stage so erratically.Judging from his expression, his attitude towards this marriage is much more open than Liuying's.

"The princess is here. If she doesn't come, I will send someone to Wangchuan to look for it." The Laughing Mouse said, "It's too late to delay the marriage between His Majesty and the Demon Lord, but I can't bear it."

It's true, the marriage that Mozun said was for the Emperor of Heaven.

So Liuying sat down with the Emperor of Heaven and Shuxian in a trance, and when she came back to her senses, she had already started to argue with Shuxian several times about who would marry whom, how to distribute the gifts, and how many children would be born. round.

She was not relentless, and the mouse fairy was really powerful, and the two parties quoted scriptures and argued endlessly.

Shuxian said: "The Heavenly Emperor is the elder brother. His father passed away, and the elder brother became the eldest. Naturally, the demon king came to the heaven to be the queen."

Liu Ying said: "Your Majesty, the Emperor of Heaven, can disregard ethics and be with his younger brother... so what, it's ridiculous to mention the rule of 'elder brother is the oldest' at this time. My demon clan respects the strong, and the demon king is the number one in the six realms." The God of War needs a queen."

She felt that what she said was quite reasonable, but she didn't expect that the voice of the "Number One God of War in the Six Realms" suddenly sounded in her mind: "Hey, hey, hey, don't tell me all the good things. If I marry, I will marry, almost Got it."

I'm younger than you... Banana!Liuying held back her swearing and forced a smile: "Okay, to show sincerity, let's take a step back. Mozun can marry as the Emperor of Heaven and Empress of Heaven. Then let's talk about the betrothal gift. We want..."

Xu Feng said again: "Hey, you can order whatever you want. Not long after Yu'er ascended the throne, there is a lot of waste to be done, and it is time to spend money. It is almost enough."

"Almost got it" again!She was about to have a fit, but the Mouse Fairy said: "This is the dowry list, it has already been prepared, the princess has a look at it."

Liuying opened it and looked, oh, this is not only generous, it is delicious and interesting, all the rare treasures from the sky and the earth have been brought out - but there is no mention of returning the three cities of the Demon Realm.

... Are you saying that?She asked the Demon Lord.

"It's true, I think those three cities have become treaty ports under my brother's management, and now people's lives are flourishing, very good." Mozun immediately said, "You..."

Liu Ying was very helpless: "...it's almost over, isn't it?"

"you are right."

"Can you be a little promising?"

"Why is this worthless?" the Demon Lord said, "This is a major event in my life!"

"The big things in life are always 'almost done'?!"

"Did you make a mistake?" Mozun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "My big deal is getting married to the person I like, nothing else matters."

Liu Ying: "...Then why did you ask me to come?"

Demon Lord: "That won't work, you have to be here, I'm afraid that if I accidentally agree to let the demon world be merged into the management of the heavenly world, then I won't be a sinner of the demon clan through the ages..."

Liu Ying: "..."

Liu Ying: "You still know!"

Liu Ying: "Wait a minute, Runyu really wants the Demon Realm to be merged into the Heaven Realm for management? Did he tell you?"

"He didn't say that," Mozun said, "but I'm not stupid, Yu'er has ambitions."

Princess Liuying looked at the little red bird in the hands of the Emperor of Heaven - the latter was eating raisins from the palm of the Emperor of Heaven...

Liu Ying: "... I really can't see it unless you tell me. You know, just grit your teeth and don't agree, won't it be enough?!"

Mozun's voice suddenly became very ambiguous: "Oh...it's not a matter of clenching your teeth...you don't know what he did last night, we..."

"La la la la la, don't want to hear it, don't want to hear it!" Liu Ying hurriedly covered her ears, attracting everyone's attention.

Shenjun Lanli was the first to smile: "Yo, the princess has a rich inner world."

Shuxian also responded: "Hahaha, yes, yes, those who don't know think who the princess is communicating with."

The heaven and the demon world have always been at odds, and of course they couldn't let go of any opportunity to ridicule the No. [-] speaker under the Demon Lord. They were about to take advantage of the victory and pursue the attack when they heard a light cough. The two looked up and saw that the Emperor of Heaven He was quietly sipping a cup of tea, when he put down the cup, the bottom of the cup hit the table, making a crisp sound.

The Emperor of Heaven didn't say a single word, but the words "Endless and Endless" had been written all over the air around him, and he didn't even need to transmit sound into secrets.

The two brachial ministers of the heavens immediately stopped laughing.

The two debaters about the marriage suddenly fell into an unbearable silence, and in this silence, only the Emperor of Heaven looked lazily leaning on the soft pillow, his little red bird was lying on the bed with its paws facing the sky , revealing a white and soft belly, Emperor Tian stretched out his index finger and pressed lightly, and the little red bird rolled and giggled.

—They were having a good time.

It was not easy for everyone to resume the conversation under the beating of their respective bosses. This time, both sides became much more polite.

"Well, the gift money is half of the family?"

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay to open four or six, you six and four can make money by harmony."

"Hahaha, hahaha, that's fine, that's fine. Then we'll have some extra money for the wedding banquet..."

"Thank you, thank you. Since this is the case, shouldn't the date of the wedding be roughly set..."

"Oh, about that," said Lanli Shenjun who had been silent all this time, "The little god is good at astronomy and calendar, why don't we let the little god do the math?"

That's fine, so everyone just looked at Shenjun Lanli without saying a word, watching him take out an abacus from his arms and fiddle with it.

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Liu Ying: "..."

Mouse Fairy: "..."

Mozun didn't know when he seemed to have had enough of playing pet games, and quietly changed back into a human form. Taking advantage of the silence of the Emperor of Heaven, he moved closer to the Emperor of Heaven and kissed him.Now the scene has become very embarrassing, as if it was naturally divided into two areas. On the one hand, Lanli's drama is crackling and calculating, muttering words, like a magic stick; In the arms of the Emperor of Heaven, the Emperor of Heaven didn't feel that there was a problem at all, he was kissed unprepared for a while, and just touched his face and bowed his head and smiled.

The two actually bit their ears and chatted.

Liuying's hearing ability is outstanding, and she was sitting close, so she could clearly hear Mozun saying: "Why did you eat so little this morning?"

The Emperor of Heaven smiled: "...just came back, it's not to my liking."

"How could it be?" Mozun said, pulling up a strand of the Emperor's black hair and twisting it around his index finger as he spoke, "How exquisite is the food and drink in the heavenly realm."

These words had ulterior motives, the Heavenly Emperor had no choice but to pinch his nose: "What are you talking about?"

"Then I don't know." Demon Venerable said, "I don't know."

The Emperor of Heaven would be laughed at by his pretending to be obedient, but as a brother, he must first be subdued: "It's not as good as your craftsmanship."

"Really!" The Demon Lord is really childish. He knew that the Emperor of Heaven would say that, but after going around such a big circle, he just wanted to hear the Emperor of Heaven say this sentence. As if excited: "What do you want to eat?"

"I……"

The young couple was flirting, Lan Li suddenly shouted: "Okay!"

Everyone looked at him, but Shenjun Lanli was startled by the Mozun who appeared at an unknown time: "Hey you...!"

Demon Venerable was confident, lying in the arms of the Heavenly Emperor, he smiled naturally: "What?"

Why, of course it’s nothing to you, but to the Emperor of Heaven...

In the hearts of everyone in the heavenly realm, the Heavenly Emperor is a model of the heavenly realm who is not close to women, not tempted, conscientious, and ascetic. At this moment, being held in the arms of the Demon Lord, the Demon Lord has a rather charming appearance. , Shengsheng dragged down their good emperor to the point of showing the feeling of "faint king".

Lanli Shenjun and Shuxian both showed painful expressions when they saw their baby playing with the little hooligan.

The Heavenly Emperor coughed lightly and drew back everyone's attention: "How, what did you figure out?"

"Ah that," Lan Li Shenjun hesitated for a long time before finally remembering and said: "According to my humble opinion, the nearest auspicious time for marriage..."

"Just 43 years, five months and eight days later!"

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Demon Venerable: "..."

Liu Ying: "..."

Mozun's handsome face turned black in an instant.

What are you kidding, you death stick, are you messing with me? !I knew your eyes were wrong!

But before he opened his mouth to blow up a round, the Heavenly Emperor took the lead and said: "No."

He said "no" so bluntly that those who were used to his reserved style of painting were taken aback - including Mozun.For a moment, all eyes were on the Heavenly Emperor.The Emperor of Heaven was calm and calm, as if he hadn't noticed it, he said calmly and logically: "I can't wait that long."

The Mouse Immortal said: "Well, the marriage between His Majesty and the Demon Lord is a very important event in the Six Realms. How can you just choose a date for such an important event..."

The Emperor of Heaven wondered: "I'm just getting married, it's my private matter, what has it to do with the Six Realms?"

The Mozun at the side interjected: "That's right, what auspicious time is it, don't believe it." He chose three auspicious times to marry Runyu, but all failed.Because of this, the two of them talked about it by chance last night, and Runyu joked that if they lived in different places and found that Xu Feng really liked her and lost those memories, they might be dragged to get married in less than half a stick of incense up.

"You..." Xu Feng was dumbfounded. Others said that he had a bandit temper and didn't care about what he did. In fact, who would have thought that Runyu was such a ready-to-do guy in his bones?He's all right.

At this moment, the pair of unreasonable bandit brothers hit it off suddenly: "Otherwise tomorrow!"

"Yes you can."

"Impossible!" Another said that Liuying was so quick-witted that she yelled to stop the two rule breakers, "It's so urgent, not to mention inviting guests to decorate the auditorium, and even the wedding dress can't be made! Once in a lifetime What's the big deal, don't you two want to see each other's wedding dress?"

As for Liu Ying, who knew Mozun well, many charming fantasies suddenly appeared in Mozun's mind: Runyu looked so beautiful in that pure white wedding dress, but she was so beautiful, bad, crazy, and beautiful, but that Runyu didn't. It doesn't belong to him, the wedding dress on his body is not for himself; he also wants to see Runyu wearing the wedding dress for himself, holding his hand with a smile instead of coldness under the gaze of the Six Realms. Become a husband and wife with him; at night, he still wants to take off that wedding dress with his own hands...

Mozun thought more and more deeply, and even thought about how, when, and to what extent to take off. Since the wedding was inevitable, he coughed loudly and said solemnly: "You are right, don't tell me The Six Realms can’t do it.”

The Emperor of Heaven is not as fancy as he is, but he is willing to listen to the Demon Lord. If the Demon Lord says he wants tomorrow, he is willing to do it tomorrow. If the Demon Lord says he wants a grand wedding, he wants a grand wedding.

Lan Li Shenjun said: "Then, it will be 43 years later..."

The Emperor of Heaven said: "Perhaps the god used the wrong classics, and the calculation is not correct. I have an ancient book here, and the god can use it for reference." "Almanac", read it again, you say it's a coincidence, 20 days later will be a good day for getting married, making an official announcement, and announcing it to the world.

It's just right!But the majestic emperor's wedding date is actually chosen according to the human calendar, this...

The Heavenly Emperor reached out to pour tea again, but the Divine Lord dared not speak out, and forced a smile: "It's right, it's right, it's just this day."

The Emperor of Heaven said kindly: "It's so good." But the next sentence of the Divine Lord made him unable to laugh.

Shenjun said: "Oh, by the way, according to the customs of the world, couples cannot meet before they get married."

Heavenly Emperor: "..."

Mozun was furious: "You are insane!"