Korean entertainment life reset

The background is a white three-story basement. Wearing a wide-brimmed hat and a yellow plaid shirt, Jung Hyung-don, dressed very casually, is walking around idly.

"You said I'm going to have a partner." Zheng Hengdun faced the camera with a dissatisfied expression on his face, "Why can't I tell you who my partner is in advance."

After complaining to the camera, Zheng Hengdun walked up and down the small recording place with his hands behind his back. When Zhang Xianyu entered the field with small steps from the side, he happened to bump into Zheng Hengdun's "going away" back.

A little nervous, Zhang Xianxuan cautiously followed Zheng Hengdun for a few steps before finally making up his mind to say hello: "Hi, senior, I am beast Zhang Xianquan."

So Zheng Hengdun, who didn't realize it, turned around and faced Zhang Xianyu's [-]-degree bow. He didn't know when this person appeared. He was so scared that he took a small step back. Faced with the humiliating style in front of him, Zheng Hengdun quickly retracted his dilated pupils, and quickly closed his slightly opened mouth tightly. It only took a moment to put on a majestic look.

However, the height of the magic is one foot and one foot higher. In order to prevent the audience from ignoring this scene, during the post-production, the subtitle master will make it clear that Jung Hyung-don was taken aback before seeing his partner's face.

Under such circumstances, the two hosts of "Weekly Idol" got together.

Zheng Hengdun looked left and right, looked up and down, and then said the first sentence to his partner: "You...are you really Zhang Xianyu?"

The pain of the fourth dimension has come, because I don't know where to think.

Zhang Xianyu finally chose a direction of thinking: "Yes... no one will admit my mistake." Under the background that many artists have to shave their faces, bumping faces has become a very normal thing, even if they have not moved Dao, there are so many artists, it is not uncommon for them to grow together, such as the big Jiang Dacheng and the solo singer k.will.

"Really?" Zheng Hengdun felt a little speechless about Zhang Xianju's off-topic approach, so he answered casually.

Zhang Xianju did not "get back from the wrong way", and continued to think along the old line of thinking: "If you say that you look like me... l's uee senior."

Jung Hyung Don: Fall!

Why is the topic getting more and more biased!

"Are you going to host with him in the days to come?" When the program was broadcast, a subtitle floated over the head of Zheng Hengdun, who was holding the back of his neck, and at the same time, a sad background sound sounded.

"Do you choose people only based on their appearance and not on their artistic ability?" Zheng Hengdun asked the program crew "angrily", "He who is out of state for a long time and can occasionally say a few words that can be used is always in front of the camera. How can I do it?" Turning to Zhang Xianjue again, "Is that what I said?"

Zhang Xianyu nodded honestly, and added: "Yes, I have many shortcomings, but there is one thing... Judging by the face, I should not be the one to choose." Looking straight at him, with such ups and downs, he is at a mid-range level in general, and he is handsomer than him by a handful.

Zheng Hengdun: ... "Then it's okay to invite uee." In fact, before he knew it, he also started to get the wrong idea.

Seeing Jung Hyung-don's transition from anger to speechlessness to expectation in a second, even the writer wanted to cover his face.

Is the positioning of this "girl group lover" a bit out of character?

Zhang Xianyu was puzzled, and asked curiously: "Is senior uee a strong sense of art?"

Zheng Hengdon: "Why do you have so many questions?!"

There is nothing wrong with the positioning of "preferring women over men", but there are some things that cannot be recognized by the mouth.This is also doomed, Zheng Hengdun will go crazy for Zhang Xianyu, a junior who is very polite and thoughtful but has a lot of problems from time to time.Jung Hyung-don vaguely foresees the "tragic" future, but refuses to admit that he will be forced to this point by this guy in front of him. ?"

"The pd and the writer sister said that this is a recorded program. I will try to say as much as possible. If I accidentally say something inappropriate, they will help edit it." Zhang Xianzhen replied sincerely.

Jung Hyung Don: I'm afraid of you, okay! ! !

Seeing the seven people filing in, Zhang Xianyu felt a little stiff. Fortunately, his face had returned to the usual "empty" state, so he would not be interpreted as "disgust" or "disgust".

The opening effect between him and Zheng Hengdun was not bad before, but it was because he had already thought out the words in advance. Zheng Hengdun and the program team also took care of him as a novice, and gave him a response that was conducive to his further development.

It is impossible for Zheng Hengdun to cater to him all the time. Second, in this show, there are not many times when two hosts are required to face the camera.The most important thing is that it is impossible for the guests who come to participate in the show to talk to the host in advance. Zhang Xianyu can only show off his tricks on the spot. He is better off meeting an idol with a good sense of art. If the guest does not have much sense of art... ... He can't let Jung Hyung-don drive it alone, can he?

Of course he knows that there must be a first time for this kind of thing, but knowing is one thing, being nervous is another.

Zhang Xianyu blinked his eyes, making his expression as close as possible to dazed.

After debuting for a year, the energetic people filed in, and Zheng Hengdon greeted him with a burst of nonsense: "It's okay if Zhang Xianyu is here?"

"Brother, the program has been revised, and there is a part where idols are invited as guests." Zhang Xianyu interjected beside him.

Jung Hyung Don: You pretend I don't know, right?

Zheng Hengdun, a senior in the entertainment industry, found that it is urgent to educate his partner. He doesn't care if he is more than 20 kilograms heavier than the other party, hanging from the back of Zhang Xianyu's body, and his arms are still strangling the other party's neck. Will it kill Zhang Xianjue: "Zhang Xianjue, you are my partner, you want to stand by my side, do you hear me?"

Zhang Xianyu nodded honestly, like a chicken pecking at rice.

"What song will we think of when we mention it?" Zheng Hengdon "taught" Zhang Xianyu and began to introduce the guests. "Think of 'beforethedawn', it is a great song." What song is it?"

He was going to try to get Zhang Xianjue to answer his words, but Zhang Xianjue obviously did not expect that he would be called out suddenly. In his previous life, he did variety shows very casually, but in this life he is used to being ready to speak again. Caught off guard, he subconsciously said it His words frightened everyone in the audience: "The enemy is coming."

During post-production, a row of bombs and exclamation marks were added above people's heads.

As for the situation at the scene, it was so thunderous that it couldn't laugh, it was blown up into a piece of scorched earth, and it was frozen while being blown up.

There is a degree of humor, what are you doing with such a serious expression when you say this!This is probably the voice of seven people.

Zheng Hengdun glanced at the row of stiff faces on the left, and said helplessly, "Why did you think of this song?"

Seeing the expressions of the people around him, Zhang Xianzhen realized that what he said just now was not very appropriate. Seeing Zheng Hengdon asked him, he quickly smiled and tried to remedy it: "Isn't it the characteristic of the knife group dance? A good, strong group with a good song can be dangerous."

"Like a beast?" Zheng Hengdun immediately changed his tone.

Unexpectedly, the smile on Zhang Xianyu's face froze when he said the words that would bounce back to him, "self-inflicted" suddenly appeared on his forehead, and finally he could only nod embarrassingly.If other idols were here, Zhang Xianyu would still hesitate and feel guilty, but the object was changed to someone who had been at the same level as beast for a long time, and he realized that he had no other words to deal with, so he simply admitted it.

In a few months, at most half a year, the evaluation I received today for what I said today will be like "foresight".Of course, the members are probably worried about being "killed" right now.Zhang Xianyu thought helplessly.

He has now realized where his words are wrong. When he and Zheng Hengdon hosted the show together, they still couldn't fully understand each other's intentions, let alone the people in front of the TV separated by a screen. In the eyes of the public, beast Beast and He are both outstanding existences in the idol group, so I don't think so much, but it's hard to say what kind of associations, remarks and disputes fans of Beast and He will have after hearing it.

The fighting power of the fans...

Zheng Hengdun rolled his eyes, he already had an idea, and he turned to the members on his left: "What do we think?"

How can I say this, say that I am confident that I can catch up with my predecessors and get scolded bloody by those 20+ beauty, or does it mean that we are far behind beast?The captain Jin Shenggui, who has a good sense of variety, felt very hard, his brain was running fast, trying to find a suitable explanation.

"Did I say something too suddenly?" After Zhang Xianyu realized his problem, he planned to try to solve it. Seeing that Jin Shenggui couldn't find the words to deal with it, he quickly said, "But my premonition is very strong." He Covering his face with a little embarrassment, "I really can't help it."

"Can we make a bet?"

"What? I'm here to witness." Zheng Hengdun decided to watch Zhang Xianyu's reaction. If it didn't work, he would cut this section out and record it again, with a newcomer in the entertainment industry as the host. This situation was also expected.

"If you get one, please add me to the thank you list. If you don't, cut my scenes the next time you appear on our show." Zhang Xianyu walked up to Jin Shenggui and said solemnly, "Please." .

Jin Shenggui was a little frightened by his seriousness, and he could actually see the dilated pupils in his squinted eyes from the camera. Fortunately, he could handle this situation: "If we don't get one before the next show... ..."

"I admit it", Zhang Xianzhen bowed his head and said melancholy, "As long as I don't get one the next day after the show is over, it will be fine."

Zhang Xianyu’s treatment is not very good, but it’s not too bad. Zheng Hengdon took over the conversation naturally, “Xianxuan, that’s not how variety shows work.” He began to teach entertainment, “If it was me, I would Saying that," Zheng Hengdun raised his eyelids, his tone became fierce, and he patted Jin Shenggui on the shoulder like a gangster, "If you don't get one, you don't want to be a magazine idol."

Jin Shenggui: ...Who did I offend?

Onlooker Zhang Xianjue (cold sweat): This is probably the starting point of the "Law of Captain's Suffering" in "Idol of the Week"...

Except for Zhang Xianjiao, no one thought that Jin Shenggui, the captain with a soft image, would be bullied more and more in the future.Although Jung Hyung-don is currently following the path of ghosts and animals, he is more inclined to "treat every guest equally". After Zhang Xianyu's sentence "the enemy is coming", Nam Woo-hyun has to face another host in the "Personal File" session. As soon as the proposal to do push-ups with Zheng Hengdun on his back came out, Zhang Xianyu couldn't help but speak out the member's heartfelt voice: "After destroying the spirit, it's the turn of *."

Very incisive.

"Xian Yan", Zheng Hengdun felt that this partner needed to continue to "educate", "Don't treat yourself as an idol, you are on my side, you know?"

Zhang Xianyu remained silent, and his expression was "still a bit unbearable" as explained by Mr. Subtitles.

Nam Woo-hyun’s interpretation of Jang Hyun-ro’s expression was the same as that of the post-subtitle staff, and he took this opportunity to propose: “Can we try to recite Senior Jang Hyun-ro’s first?”

Reducing the load by more than 20 kilograms is the top priority. Nam Woo-hyun actually thought of the possibility of making a fuss about Jang Hyun-jae’s position, but this has something to do with the other party’s positioning. It depends on the program team and the person’s intentions, not by the guests. Yes, he didn't say it.

At the moment, the program team has a new idea because of his words, but it is not in the same direction as Nam Woo Hyun.The writer leaned over to the pd and muttered for a while, then the pd paused the recording of the show: "Do you want to try the ambiguity between boys here?"

It's gay, right?Zhang Xianzhen is not unfamiliar with this at all, and he has no particular aversion to it. He turned his head and glanced at the members standing in a row on the left, and then turned his head to look at PD. His eyes clearly said, "With whom? Nam Woo-hyun?"

This is a problem. In the end, the writer suggested: "Let Sheng Guixi try it too. Isn't he incapable of verifying it?" The men in the room are going to judge who has a CP feeling with whom... let's forget it.

So her proposal did not receive any objection, and the other party, Jin Shenggui, also had no objection.

Then, Zhang Xianxuan and Jin Shenggui looked at each other. The two people who are not familiar with each other are about to try to have an affair. It will be a little awkward hahahaha... After two seconds of silence, Zhang Xianju made up his mind to speak first, and said with a helpless smile: " What combination is this, 'Idol Athletics Lying Corpse Duo'?"

puff……

The people who discovered that these two people actually have something in common of "hiding in the shade and lying still when they arrive at the idol sports meeting" suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Zheng Hengdon, who has become a habit of educating his partner, even reminded after laughing: "Remember to say this after you start recording."

Therefore, Nam Woo-hyun's proposal of "Let Jang Hyun-joo replace Jung Hyung-don as the back pendant" was passed logically, and Kim Sung-gyu, the captain with the weakest physique, logically said that "in order to make the results scientific, we need to compare the results of the captain with the weakest body." " reason was pushed out.

"Um... can I ask how much the senior weighs?" The "old man" was very worried that he would be overwhelmed, even though the person in front of him was not the very tonnage Jung Hyung-don, but Jang Hyun-joo, who is also an idol.

"It was 58 when I debuted, but now it's a bit heavier, around 59."

As soon as Jang Hyun-jin answered, members with better physiques, such as Nam Woo-hyun, who was going to have his muscle strength verified, were obviously relieved: "Senior is lighter than I imagined."

"It's easy to grow flesh on my face." Zhang Xianyu said quietly.

Nam Woo Hyun: ...I shut up.

Jin Shenggui still had a bitter face, and he carried out the line of "no matter how many kilograms it is, it is a burden for me to overcome my own weight and do push-ups".

Jung Hyung-don said: "Don't even be a writer with such an expression, he is not necessarily lighter than Xian Jiao." As soon as he said that, he was hit by the marker thrown by the writer. Jung Hyung-don covered his face with a gagman's self-conscious exaggeration. In the next step, Zhang Xianyu reacted very quickly this time: "My sister, a writer, also has a sense of variety."

Jung Hyung-don: ...Okay, I will continue to cover my face, and leave the rest to post-production.

Whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a disaster that could not be avoided. After this little episode, Jin Shenggui obediently lay down on the ground.Zhang Xianxuan then leaned on his back, clasped his hands around his waist, and put his chin on Jin Shenggui's left shoulder.Although he often skinships with his friends, Zhang Xianyu is not used to the physical contact with strangers. He subconsciously turns his face slightly to avoid the camera.

So the breath just sprayed all over Jin Shenggui's side face... It must have been unintentional.

"Xian Jiao, why do you have to twist your neck, so you're not afraid of breaking it?" Zheng Hengdun made a movement of twisting his neck and asked.

"The neck can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messed up." Zhang Xianyu replied.

"It doesn't affect your hairstyle, does it..."

"Can we start?" Jin Shenggui's words interrupted Zheng Hengdon's muttering, Zheng Hengdon didn't think much, glanced at Jin Shenggui's trembling arm, "start".

Of course, whether the audience will think too much is another matter.

As Jin Shenggui's forearm supporting the ground trembled and trembled, the two people who were close together slowly approached the ground. After stopping for a while, Jin Shenggui took another breath, trembling and trying to support himself.

"Crack!" After all, Jin Shenggui couldn't hold on, and lost his strength halfway.

"Ah!" Zhang Xianyu on his body screamed and turned to the side.

?

"What's wrong with you?" Zheng Hengdun asked on behalf of the people in the venue.

There is such a thick meat pad underneath, what is your name when no one calls you?

"It's the hand." After Zhang Xianxuan stood up by himself, he dragged Jin Shenggui who was lying on the ground exhausted, stood behind Jin Shenggui and hugged him, and demonstrated the posture just now to everyone, "That's it. It was my hand that hit the ground first."These ten fingers bear the weight of two people.

"Brother Shenggui raises his arm and it becomes the Titanic." At this moment, Li Chenglie, who was locating around the word "two", came up with a magic trick.

Jin Shenggui glanced at him: I can't touch the host and I can't touch you?If you have the ability, don’t leave after school hahahaha...

Jin Shenggui's small eyes were shining coldly, but Zhang Xianyu's big eyes... there was nothing, he just changed his posture, retracted his hands a little, and supported Jin Shenggui's waist: "Is this the posture in the Titanic?" ?”

Jin Shenggui: ...

Next, Jang Hyun-joo carried forward his inquisitive spirit. In order to prevent the same tragedy from happening to Nam Woo-hyun, he had to experiment with a suitable posture. For this reason, he "handed down" Kim Sung-gyu several times before he settled "Grab shoulders with both hands": "This seems to be all right."

The collapsed Jin Shenggui finally turned around and said weakly, "Senior, it's a little itchy."

"Oh, I'm sorry." Zhang Xianyu still said sincerely.

Jin Shenggui: ...

In the end, Zhang Xianyu didn't find a chance to say "the duo lying in the idol sports meeting". After the recording was over, the writer suggested that the two take a group photo and send it to the official homepage of the show. This sentence was finally used and became Marked below the group photo.

Jang Hyun-jae asked to add his words below: "Jang Hyun-jae, who is new to entertainment, and Sheng Yuxi, who worked hard today because of being a novice in entertainment."

Similar words, he also said to them when he was about to leave, he doesn't need any sincere apology to his juniors, self-humility or self-deprecating tone is enough, there is no possibility of self-defeating, so saying a few words is better than nothing Don't say it's better.

These are what Xu Shengyu told him.Zhang Xianyu’s thinking in interpersonal communication is a bit different from that of ordinary people, otherwise he would not have such an extreme relationship. Xu Shengyu explained to him how under normal circumstances the younger generation would view the actions of the seniors, but Zhang Xianyu rarely used these .

Getting along with peers and juniors requires skill.This is what Xu Shengyu once told Zhang Xianyu, and Zhang Xianyu agreed with it very much.But if it's just a meeting on a music show, after saying hello, everyone will go to their own things. Zhang Xianzhen has no intention of using those "skills", but now he is the host of "Idol of the Week", and he has to talk to most of the guests. Co-recording programs more than once, and some things other than programs, we can't be as indifferent as before.

What is in front of you is not easy, but you don't do it because it is not easy. How can there be easy things in this world?Zhang Xianyu said to himself again.

You don't have to be passionate about things you don't love, but don't avoid them on purpose.

You are much stronger than at this time in your previous life, and you should do more things.

……

Jin Shenggui's words interrupted Zhang Xianyu's wild thoughts: "Is the senior going to take the route of embarrassing the guests?"

"I don't know, this depends on the effect to decide." He is not Zheng Hengdun, the route has already been set, "In the first few episodes, I'm afraid I will try everything."

A trance thought flashed in his mind, Zhang Xianjue suddenly felt that he might have vaguely sensed the other party's thoughts, it didn't matter whether this guess was right or not, he walked a little closer, lowered his voice and said with a smile: " But there are some truths that are not for the effect of the show, such as 'the enemy is coming'." This is not to embarrass you.

Who cares, just make friends with Long Junheng to do it, and I will be fine without any problems.

Otherwise, I will exhaust myself to death.