[Comprehensive] The way of a giant baby's group pet

I'm a pastry chef, a [no personality].

[Non-personality] I like making snacks since I was a child, and I will distribute them to my neighbors, and I will also feed them to stray cats and dogs nearby.

By doing this I inadvertently upset the hierarchy in the neighborhood.

"Aunt Tomoko, I'm here to deliver the snacks." With a sound of Zila, the iron door opened, and Aunt Tomoko's husband stood with a stern face, with a terrifying expression, "Excuse me, excuse me." He brought the plate over in silence , Thank you indifferently and turn around, there is a tooth mark on the neck, through the small gap I can see the injured Aunt Tomoko, Aunt Tomoko has been abused by her husband for a long time, she is a poor woman.

I took the snacks to Brother Yuan next door.

"Brother Yuan, are you there?" The door opened, and the pale-faced Brother Yuan said with a smile, "Did you come to deliver the snacks again? That's amazing, at such a young age."

Brother Yuan, he is a weak high school student, but his family loves him very much, "If only everyone were as happy as them.

The cat couldn't understand my words, and would just lick my palm and roll away the food on it with its tongue.

One day, I found an orange cat in the group of cats that I often feed, whining all day long, because it barked too loudly, and other orange cats nearby came to pair with it, so it was quiet for the time being.

After a week, the orange cat barked even more, which was really annoying. What's going on with this guy?

This time, a white cat from other places was attracted. It is said that the traveling wife brought it. The white cat always escaped from the hotel and stayed with the orange cat. After staying for several days, the orange cat disappeared.

After the white cat left for a few days, the orange cat barked again, and it was more terribly than before. When it barked, it didn't run out to find a mate like other cats. Rolling around, other cats tried to get close to it, but it didn't work, as if they were expecting a specific partner, and finally died.

Haven't heard of any animal dying because of dissatisfaction?

But what I want to talk about is not such a boring thing about animal sex. When I turned my eyes away from the cat, I found that Aunt Tomoko hadn't gone out for many days.

Aunt Tomoko has been subjected to domestic violence for a long time, will there be any accidents?

At that time, I thought it was scary, so Aunt Tomoko came out a few days later. She was clean and tidy, and she had a rare healthy face, and she greeted me with a smile. It’s great that Aunt Tomoko is so energetic.

At the same time, Brother Yuan, who was originally very weak, gradually became stronger. He also participated in club activities at school and became the president of the student union.

Once I was lying on the window sill and saw the picture of Brother Yuan and a classmate kissing under the tree. That classmate often visited Brother Yuan’s house. At that time, I was both surprised and happy for them, and the boy also had a bite mark on the back of his neck.

At the same time, I found another thing. Aunt Tomoko became cheerful, and Aunt Tomoko's husband hadn't appeared for several months.

A more terrifying thought sprouted in my heart, could it be that the one who was killed was...

With this in mind, I slipped to the door of Aunt Tomoko's house, opened the window, and gasped when I saw the scene inside the house.

I saw that Aunt Tomoko's husband had a full stomach, like a pregnant woman. His hair was already quite long, and his hair was not as domineering and vicious as before.

Could it be that there is something in this world that I don't know about?Can men get pregnant too?

I was so frightened that I ran wildly, and Yuan Ge who was passing by grabbed me. As soon as I touched his hand, I found that something in his body resonated with my right hand. It was a kind of spiritual touch. I knew right away that the changes in these people were all because of my right hand.

The originally strong people became weak, the couple who had a cold relationship seemed to be back to their newlyweds, the thin people became strong, and the athletes who were originally athletes continued to decline in physical fitness and their limbs were slender.

"Does my right hand really have the effect of changing people's physique?" I muttered to the cats.

"Meow…"

"Are you responding to me?"

"Meow…"

"So nice."

"Meow meow…"

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Meow, meow, meow! Meow——" the brown-striped cat began to howl, showing the same symptoms as the orange cat before.

The body is lying down, the paws are constantly scratching the ground, the tail is sweeping back and forth, and there is an unfamiliar smell on the body, entering a state that cannot be dispelled without sex.

When I was about to take it to the hospital, a black cat snatched the tabby cat from me angrily as if it had been called, and then the tabby cat entangled with it anxiously. After cats and tabby cats get entangled, their surroundings become very fragrant and can be smelled several meters away.

The black cat actually bit the tabby cat on the nape of the neck. The bite marks reminded me of Aunt Tomoko's husband and Yuan's classmate.

It is already quite clear that when one partner is "bitten", it means that dominance is taken away, and that both sexes can conceive.

It appears that my personality does come with an altering physique and will directly affect the reproductive behavior of a species.

I started to "diagnose the pulse" of all the cats and neighbors, and conducted a months-long investigation based on the changes of all people in the community and recorded them carefully.

All people who have eaten my snacks have new hormones in their bodies, and they have undergone physical changes to varying degrees. I call this message-carrying hormone pheromone.

Like Aunt Tomoko and Brother Yuan, the pheromones that gain more power, easily become leaders, and have male sexual organs regardless of men and women, I call it α, and α means powerful.

Like Aunt Tomoko’s husband, the pheromone that becomes weak and can be conceived by both men and women I call him Ω, and Ω is very rare.

The pheromone that carries pheromone, but does not change like ordinary people, and is not sensitive to α and Ω, I call it β, and the β group has a wide range.

α can make a contract with Ω by biting the nape of the neck. I call this behavior—marking. After the contract is concluded, α and Ω are basically inseparable, and they are physically dependent on each other.

In the past, the little black cat and the tabby cat gave birth to two α cats. The α cat is sharper, stronger, and has beautiful fur than other cats. It has almost the same intelligence as humans, but the α cat can only be born from the α cat and the Ω cat. .

In order to optimize the genes of offspring in modern times, there is already a "personality marriage" reproduction method. If the αβΩ pheromone spreads, the upper class in society will become α-type talents, Ω will be reduced to a reproductive tool, and β is doomed to not have much promise.

In order to prevent human beings from becoming a hierarchical society with distinct bloodlines, I have been careful to hide my right hand until now.

This is a personality capable of subverting the social system, an immoral personality.

The birth of this personality is inherently immoral.

……

Dazai said, "Although I speculate that the source of personality is Yuei's chef, I detected that you are indeed a [no personality], why?"

The pastry chef sitting on the stool bit his lower lip, obviously not wanting to answer this question.

Heiwu guessed: "Could it be a chimera?" Ranbu nodded beside him, while Dazai raised his eyebrows, "A chimera?"

"If one embryo in the twins swallows the other, the swallowed embryo will develop into an organ, which is [chimera], Mr. Pastry Chef, only the right hand carries the personality factor?"

He also helped out at the experimental base for a period of time before, coupled with his interest in medicine, Black Mist has a little understanding of dna.

Seeing that it was pointed out, the pastry chef smiled palely and admitted: "That's right, I did a precise examination when I became an adult, only to find out that I am a [chimera], the twin brother actually developed into my right hand and became my personality. ..."

"But I'm obviously very cautious." The pastry chef propped his forehead with his hands, feeling extremely depressed because of guilt.

He loved his job so much, loved the students who tasted his snacks, but he used his personality to them without remembering.

Dazai: "As long as it touches water, pheromone will be injected into it. Once others drink it, they will be recruited. It is very dangerous."

"Although I'm sorry, please follow me to the school, Mr. Pastry Master."

Handing over the finishing touches to Dazai, Ranpo, who was only in charge of catching prisoners, walked out of the cafeteria in a refreshed outfit. He is now anxious to return to the detective agency, and today is also the day when the president is in the detective agency!

But Luanbu did not forget that Amway Heiwu joined the teaching together, took his arm and yelled: "Heiwu, come back to the detective agency with me, I will plead for the president, and I will help you in the entrance exam."

"Ah, really no need, I have no plans to work for the time being..." Hei Wu refused. If it comes to work, Hei Wu can find a lot. Don't look at him as an ordinary housekeeper. There is a stack of professional certificates in the drawer .

"How do you know if you don't like it if you don't try it? The president is a very good person, come with me... Wow!" Ranbu asked angrily after his head was chopped off by Shikuraki's hand knife, "You Where do you want to take the black mist!"

"Ah, Sigangmu, you can't hit people!" Heiwu nervously stopped Sigangmu to prevent him from offending others.

"Don't be so long-winded!" Shigaraki retorted.

"Hey! Shimura! Don't run around during training!" Following behind was the homeroom teacher Shota Aizawa.

"Okay, hurry up and go back to class." Hei Wu persuaded.

Sigangmu grabbed Heiwu's hand and asked, "Where are you going with this brat!"

"This..." Hei Wu hadn't gotten an answer yet, Sigangmu was tied up tightly by the class teacher with a burst of catching weapons, "Hurry up and go back!" dragged away from the scene, "Eraser head!" Ignoring Sigangmu's struggle .

Sorry, taking care of my children is hard work.

Kurogiri apologized to Aizawa Shouta for his hard work.

Luanbu stroked the attacked head, and jokingly asked Heiwu, "Is this the person?" Heiwu pursed his lips, and Luanbu understood his expression.

"It turns out that you like this person."

Heiwu didn't respond to Ranbu, but just opened the portal according to the coordinates given by Ranbu, and said, "Please go in."

"Oh! This personality is really convenient." Ranbu happily stepped in as if he was about to break through a tunnel. He paused before passing through the portal, turned his head and smiled and said to Heiwu: "If it is this person If so, I advise you to give up as soon as possible."

In the evening, when Hei Wu was placing his wine collection, someone felt him hugging him from behind. He was so frightened that Hei Wu almost smashed a few bottles of Kuangyoshi, and there was a crisp sound of clinking between wine bottles.

"Skunk, what's wrong?"

Black Mist turned his head to ask him, while stabilizing the body of the wine, and put them in their original positions.

"Heiwu, where are you going?"

Hei Wu turned around, looked at the sullen Siganmu, and explained: "It's just that someone recommended me a job."

Shiganmu asked: "Heiwu, you said before that you belong to me alone, have you forgotten!"

Heiwu recalled that Shigaraki asked himself when he was a child: "Then Heiwu is my housekeeper?"

Of course it's yours alone. ——I told him so myself at that time.

Hei Wu was a little surprised: "Do you still remember? Siganmu."

"How could you forget it!" Sigangmu said viciously, "So don't go to work! I will support you after I become a hero!" There was a bit of ambition in the words.

Black Mist couldn't help laughing. They were no longer at the time when the enemy alliance was short of funds, but they were happy that Shikuraki was thinking about the future for the first time. raise it."

"Shut up! I want to raise it!"

Hei Wu finally couldn't help squinting his eyes, almost slanting out of the corners of his eyes with joy.

When I was happy, I somehow thought of Luanbu and turned around and finally warned myself: "There will be no good fruit to eat."

Sorry, but even so, there is no turning back for me.

Want to be a hero, and then make a million bucks like All Might, who keeps black mist and brainlessness at home, has a much better attitude towards school the next day, and no longer competes for the last champion who arrives at school .

It's still before class, Sitting on the seat, with his feet on the table, he heard a sizzle from the speaker in the corner, the pleasant voice broke the languid early morning atmosphere, and the broadcast sounded:

"Invite the following students to the conference room, please invite the following students to the conference room, class A, first grade, Shimura turn arc..."

Nikugaraki was called out first, and the students had expressions like "Shimura committed another crime".

The appearance of the name "Boom Jiaodong..." makes people very puzzled. Do top students also violate discipline?The last name that appeared was "Banghao Katsuki". Could it be that the selection criterion was combat effectiveness?

Class A Shimura Zhuan arc, Hong Jiaodong, and Bakugo Katsuki were called, and the three of them came to the meeting room, followed by a dozen students. Akuragi glanced at it, and Monoken Ning from Class 1-B People, because their mouths are too short, so they still remember.

The worrying person in the ordinary class, the one who killed himself and the Elf Ball Durian wearing a skirt, still had dark eyes, as if he hadn't slept all night.

The BIG3 from the third grade also came, Sunshine Boy has a million-dollar appearance, and looks like Astro Boy's painting style; the female chatterbox called Undulating Spiral, who has been chatting with others, is a guy who I don't want to get close to even a centimeter ...Hmm, it seems that there is one person missing?

Ah, I found it. He lowered his head and faced the wall thinking about putting the coat on his head. The person exuding a gloomy aura is Tian Guhuan. Is his social phobia still not healed?

After all the students arrived, the hamster principal Nezu and the class teachers also came in, "Everyone, please sit down as you please."

The tiny cracks on the bright and clean floor cut everyone's figures apart and gradually expanded. A set of conference tables and chairs emerged from the dark ground, with smooth texture and comfortable leather.

The principal hamster said: "Please take a look at the physical examination report that was sent to you first."

Teacher Midnight sent the report down.While reading, Sigangmu's brows were getting closer and closer, and he realized why he couldn't understand?

What are pheromones?

What is α? What is beta? What is Ω?

About the intense secretion of pheromones?

Omega's estrus?

"Everyone, regarding the matter of your hormone mutation, the reason is..."

In the narration of the hamster principal, Shikuragi realized the fact that his physique had been changed.

"...We gathered the students of α and Ω because these two pheromones will attract each other. Students of α and Ω please keep a proper distance, especially students of Ω, please be extra careful!"

Principal Hamster deliberately emphasized the last point in order to arouse everyone's vigilance, but the discussion in the conference room was one after another, and the students actually became excited.

"Huh? What's your pheromone?"

"Does it really smell?"

"You put your neck here and let me have a look."

For high school students, what they don't understand the most is the fear of strange things. In their eyes, pheromones are things like constellations and blood types, and they have not considered the issue of reproduction.

"This is too lack of vigilance." Principal Hamster smiled at Aizawa Xiao, who helplessly clutched his forehead, "Is this really going to happen?"

Principal Hamster smiled and said, "Please, Mr. Aizawa."

The students who were discussing happily suddenly smelled a scent, like the smell of maple syrup. After inhaling it, it sneaked into the body smoothly, which shocked the mind.

The discussion almost stopped abruptly, and most of the students changed their faces to look at Aizawa Shouta, especially Katsuki Bakugo.

The hamster principal said: "This is omega pheromone. Students who carry α pheromone have already noticed the strong attraction between pheromone and pheromone?"

Everyone's faces were not as cheerful as before, and α's expression even became a little gloomy, and he nodded unconsciously.

Only Shikuragi was thinking: ah, the eraser is Ω, it's really refreshing.

The wave spiral asked: "Huh? Then what if someone leaks pheromone?"

"Then leave it to me." Dazai in a white coat walked in with slender legs, he put his hands on Aizawa Shouta, "Personality, [Disqualification in the World]." He said softly like this After the sentence, Aizawa Shouta's hair and scarf fluttered for a while, and then the pheromone seemed to be blown away by the wind, and it quickly calmed down.

The hamster principal said: "Yes, we will rely on Mr. Dazai when the time comes. In order to ensure everyone's safety, before finding the countermeasures against pheromone, please also keep a proper distance between α and Ω students." He emphasized again,

"Omega students, please be careful!"

After the meeting was over, Shigaraki was held back by Bakugo Katsuki, "Shiraki! Show me your report."

The author has something to say:

Small theater - the way to win favor

One day in a world of ice and snow, I met the number one hero All Might in a warm restaurant next to the bus station, and he ordered a lot of high-calorie food.

Sticky call: "Zuan, I've arrived, it's really cold today. It's okay, come here slowly. No, I'm not going anywhere, I'll wait for you here at the station, so that you can see it when you get off the bus. It's my time. Mmm, wait for you."

Then he hung up the phone and ate voraciously.