[Comprehensive] The way of a giant baby's group pet

When Heiwu came back from grocery shopping, Siganmu was drinking Coke, which was nothing unusual, and there was a translucent cake box on the table, which was nothing unusual, "Heiwu, I brought this back for you." This is very strange!

"Is this for me?"

Deadwood has grown up!

It is said that since Shikuragi brought a piece of chocolate to Heiwu from the kindergarten when he was 5 years old, he never gave himself anything.

It's really sad, when Shikuragi was four and a half years old, he would share the same candy with himself.

"Yes, make me a cake of this flavor."

"Yes, that's right..."

Yeah, how could I have the idea that Shizuoki is going to send me something?Not realistic at all.

Seeing the obvious change in Heiwu's expression, Shigaraki curled his lips and said, "I'd rather eat something made by Heiwu."

The black mist came alive again, "Okay, okay." It must be done.

Nikuragi then left his seat, "I'm going to take a shower."

"Deadwood," Black Mist suddenly asked, "Did anything good happen today?"

Sigangmu was surprised at the bottom of his heart, and turned around, "How do you say?"

"You look like you're having a good time."

Siganmu was startled again, Heiwu knew himself too well, it was scary.

That's right, there is indeed a happy thing about Shikuraki recently, that is...

"The first abs in my life." Shigaraki in the bathroom touched his lower abdomen, showing a loving smile as if nourishing a new life.

Shigaraki will not admit that he has been brooding over the matter of "his body is too thin". No matter how thick the muscles are, they don't have any physical defense ability in front of [Honkai].

But, but!

"Sure enough, it's better to have a body full of tendons." Not to mention the muscular pseudo-boys like Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong, even Lvgu Deku has grown a lot stronger this semester, damn it!When I was hostile before, why didn't I know that this little soil turtle actually had abdominal muscles.

Shigaraki once threatened Shangming Electric to take off his shirt in private, but he didn't expect that the guy who was lazy all day also had four-pack abs, and Shigaraki suffered a severe blow in his heart.

You guys know how to grow muscle!

Now I am almost the thinnest boy in the class except Mineta, but it is a shame to be reduced to compare with Mineta, right? !

If you want to say that the reason why Shikuragi resented so much about "I don't have a single ab muscle", it's because there was a guy named "Tu·Supermodel·Bi" in the former Enemy Alliance.

There is no harm without comparison, and Shigaraki gets annoyed when he sees Dabi.

In the same organization, and both of them are men, it is not a strange thing to treat each other frankly with the upper body. It should be said that Dabi himself is always shirtless because he has to observe and deal with his patches from time to time. I really don’t know. What kind of face does a guy covered in patches have to say to himself when they first meet, "I've seen pictures, but I still think it's disgusting"? Does he think his postmodernist patches look good?

Digging away, because Dabi always bares his upper body, his tight muscles dangle in front of Niigaragi from time to time, which has already initially aroused Niigaragi's self-esteem as a man. To me, once a woman Crazy subordinates said: "I feel that Mr. Dubi has a good figure, but Mr. Diao is too thin."

Shut up!Need your reminder!

So, without anyone finding out, Niigaragi had a dark resentment about his "no abs".

But today is different, Niigaragi is facing the mirror, and now he also has abs. After Xiongying's hard training—in fact, most of the time is spent paddling and hitchhiking, his body has undergone a fundamental change Change, although I don't know what the opportunity is, but the clouds have opened to see the moon, and the days of being calm and shirtless are coming.

Happy.

At this time, Xiongying's conference hall is brightly lit, and the principal Nezu is having an emergency meeting with the teachers.

"Everyone, today I received a call from the parents of the students. Please listen to it."

As soon as Nezu pressed the button, a calm man's voice filled the entire venue.

"Hello, I am the father of Wujian. Inuzi found an abnormality in the annual health inspection report. It is an undiscovered case. I believe this has nothing to do with your school, but if possible, can you show it? Check out the health reports of other students, of course, the cost will be fully paid by the Monoma family..."

Nejin cut off the recording, and he said kindly in the appearance of a hamster: "The physical examination report of Ningren, a student of Biology, found abnormalities. Parents expressed doubts about Xiongying, which is normal."

The teachers did not refute, and remained silent without responding.

"That's right," Nezu continued, "This is well-founded. In the teacher's physical examination report that you just got, 95% of the teachers have the same situation."

The teachers looked at the physical examination reports on their desks, but none of them realized that they had been recruited.

"But the citizen's physical examination report entrusted to the Central Hospital did not find any abnormalities, so..."

"Everyone, everyone in Xiongying may have encountered a crisis."

……

Three days later, all grades will be notified for physical examination.

"Black mist, I want to go home." Aizawa Yuta snapped his weapon and tied Shikuragi who was trying to call foreign aid, "Take the medicine for me and go for a medical examination!"

"Why do you need a physical examination! Didn't you have a physical examination at the beginning of the grade!"

In the first, second, and third years of high school, the school will organize students to undergo precise physical examinations to observe their health and physical fitness changes.

Aizawa Xiaota said indifferently: "This year, an additional routine inspection was added, and you are a transfer student. You have already escaped once last time."

"Tch, I got it, I will eat it." First, let's put the enemy down.

Modern technology has reached the point that only machine scans and routine blood tests are needed to obtain precise body data. If there is any substantial breakthrough in the scientific and technological research projects brought about by the individual society, it will be medical, but why!Why take medicine!

Don't you feel terrible when you have a foreign body sensation in your throat?Don't you feel strange when the capsule sticks in your throat?Don't you feel terribly sick when the sugar-coated pill finally reveals its bitter substance?

Anyway, it doesn't matter if you don't take this medicine, right?

First of all, let's put down the enemy's guard, the rubber head has left his seat, and then we will throw this annoying thing out of the window...

"Ah!" Lugu saw the movement of Shigaoki, and wanted to say it but dared not.

"Hey!" Bakugo Katsumi saw Nikugaraki's movements, wanted to say but was too late.

"Ah..." Hong Jiaodong saw Si Gangmu's movements, thought for a while, and decided to cover up for him.

"What are you doing?" Aizawa Shouta asked "gently" behind Shikuraki's ear.

This class teacher is too disgusting, he turned around and ran behind the students.

"Don't hide behind others, Eraserhead." Shigaraki said angrily, and hid the pill in the palm of his hand by the way.

"You want to throw away the medicine, don't you? You bastard! Don't make such little tricks increase my work!" Stuffing it into his mouth, students in Class 1-A felt that sometimes violence can really solve many problems.

"Damn it...rubber head..." When queuing up, Shi Gangmu was holding his neck and still looked sullen.

"If Shimura doesn't cooperate all the time, the teacher will have a headache." Shangming Electric said.

"It's so noisy!" Siganmu looked unhappy.

"Well, this is for you," 800 million [created] a bottle of drink from the chest and gave it to Shiganaki, "This is for you, it shouldn't affect the inspection, don't let the teacher find out." She made a silent Gestures, Hong Jiaodong helped Sigangmu ice, he knew that Sigangmu likes to drink cold drinks.

"You dote on him too much," said the students.

Everyone in Class 1-A is actually very tolerant of Niugaragi's temper. While complaining that Niugaragi and Bakugo Katsuki are a "crazy duo", they also cover them up in every possible way, just like a doctor who knows that it is hopeless Patients who take medicine will never give up hope.

"It's so noisy!" These stinky brats are always chirping.

Boom!

what sound?

Sidangmu heard the sound of "puffing" and looked around, only to find that it was the sound coming from his chest. At the same time, the back of his neck became a little hot and throbbed, and Sidangmu couldn't help touching it. After a while, there was nothing abnormal, "Pokeball..." He was about to ask Hong Jiaodong if he had any drug reactions, when he was called, "The last one, Shimura turns the arc."

Eraser stood at the door with a roll call book and called himself. When Shikuragi found that Katsuki Bakugo touched the back of his neck when he came out, he thought it was a normal reaction to the pill, so he was relieved.

Walking into the room, the little recovery girl asked kindly, "Did you feel any reaction after taking the medicine?"

Shikuraki touched his neck with his fingers, "The neck is a little hot."

The recovery girl and Eraser head exchanged an incomprehensible look, and then the recovery girl smiled again and said, "Can you please show me?"

The recovery girl was already old, but the kind smile and gentle tone made Niigaragi turn his back in a relaxed manner, but immediately felt a pain in his neck, and the recovery girl had cunningly taken her own blood sample.

"??"

"Earser head said that you are a difficult student to deal with."

Under Nekugaraki's questioning expression, the recovery girl and Aizawa Shouta showed proud expressions together.

"..." Sure enough, teachers and doctors are the most deceptive things.

After Shigaraki left, Aizawa Shouta got the data report analyzed by the recovery girl.

1-A class

Class I hormones:

Hong Jiaodong (99% certainty analysis), Bakugo Katsuki (99% certainty analysis), Shimura Zhuan arc (80% certainty analysis)

Class II hormones:

no.

Class III hormones:

Lugu Dejiu (99% deterministic analysis), Chang Dark Stepping Yin (99% deterministic analysis)...

Class III hormones in black represent the majority, while hormones I and II are marked in red with the warning "Extreme Caution".

……

In another city, the clean glass door opened and closed, and a straight figure walked into the cafe.

"Welcome, Mr. Kunikida." The maid greeted the regular customers familiarly and politely.

"Is that guy there?" The man named Tian Guomu raised his glasses. His expression, body shape, clothing and even the movement of lifting the frame are so rigorous, just like a decent office worker. He has a slightly deep voice. Asking questions, the raised eyebrows meant to reprimand the subordinates.

The maid was still smiling with her eyes downcast, but her fluttering temples showed her emotion.

"Sure enough!" Maybe he was harassing the waitress!

Walking quickly into the coffee shop with slender legs, as expected, I saw a figure in a brown coat at the side.

"Dazai!" Tian Guomu took out the notebook that was close to him, "Give it to me—" he held up [ideal] high, and shouted violently, "Give me a good job!" A man with fluffy brown hair may be bleeding, but he still sat there quietly and said lightly: "It will cause trouble for the store manager." "Knowing that it will cause trouble for others Just give me a good job!"

Kunikida withdrew his hand, he was not afraid of causing trouble to the store manager.

Normally, Tian Guomu would beat up his partner who left work privately, but under the reflection of the glass, he saw his partner's overly serious expression, which made him give up the attack.

"What's the matter?" Walking to the opposite side and sitting down, Tian Guomu looked at the tired face, his partner who was always smiling, took off the whitewashed expression of the peaceful game world, leaving a good-looking facial features in his twenties , although he is a handsome man, but...

"Why do you look so normal like an ordinary person? Dazai, are you on drugs?"

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes slightly, and finally diverted his gaze a little, "That's right!" He touched his thumb and index finger and snapped his fingers beautifully, "It's a good idea, so let's try it tonight."

His eyes are shining, like a child picking up a starfish.

"Oh, so what did you try last night?" Tian Guomu asked.

"It's burning charcoal!"

"It's so old-fashioned, what about the day before yesterday?"

"Jump into the river~"

"It's No.1 on the extreme sports list you love to try most," Tian Guomu smiled and admired, as if the head teacher was showing encouragement, "Thank you~" After hearing Dazai Osamu's thanks, his face changed suddenly, like a life-threatening villain Pulling off his tie like a ghost, he quickly and tightly strangled Osamu Dazai's neck, stepped on the table and said, "Since you don't want to live well, let me, my partner, send you on your last journey!"

"There are stars..." Osamu Dazai loosened his tie when he was strangled until his eyes stared, and tied it around his master's neck again. Tian Guomu straightened his clothes, "It's too cheap for you to die like this."

Osamu Dazai touched his neck which was always bandaged, "It's a pity, I almost got my way." His eyes shone shrewdly.

"Did you see Mr. Ranpo?"

"No, do you have a mission?" Osamu Dazai turned the coffee cup lightly, and detectives often gave Ranpo serious and urgent commissions.

"Well. At this critical juncture, he actually left the company." Tian Guomu opened [ideal] and began to write. He is a tireless working robot.

"Why? Today should be the day when the president is in the detective agency." As long as the president is in the detective agency, Ranbu will never leave.

"That's it. It seems that there is an agreement with the president to go to the summer festival together, but the president temporarily accepted the commission for him. It seems that he can't accept it no matter what, so there is a twist."

"It really looks like Mr. Ranpo's style." Mr. Ranpo, who can solve any case in a few minutes, still upholds his frankness, which is also very admirable. "Then, let the president What is the commission that broke the agreement?"

"It's Xiongying's entrustment." Tian Guomu said calmly, but he wrote with more force.

"What's going on?" Osamu Dazai also became more focused.

"More than 90% of Xiongying's teachers and students have found abnormal hormones in their bodies, and it is impossible to guarantee the innocence of the insiders, so we entrusted our detective agency to intervene."

"It's a big case." The corners of Dazai's mouth curled up.

"Xiongying asked for two people from the detective agency. Mr. Ranpo has a great reputation and was named first."

"Xiongying also has a smart guy here," Dazai asked, taking a sip of his coffee, "What about the other one?"

Kunikida tore off the pages of the notebook that had been filled with the itinerary, handed it to Dazai, and said:

"It's you."

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