The author has something to say: I don’t feel it all the time, and then I went to the comic exhibition today and brushed the Great Sage six times by the way

girl heart upupup

Then it's not over, it's not over, it's not over yet!Probably the next chapter!Really next chapter!Really probably!

qwq

"Is your brain sick—!!"

I lightly patted the hand of the Holy Father holding my skirt: "Calm down, big brother."

When I ran out of the temple, I saw that the Grand Holy Lord and Chaos were fighting fiercely.Jiang Liu'er followed closely behind me, but when he came out, he shouted in surprise: "Master!"

Only then did I see the unconscious old man lying next to the cage.

Jiang Liu'er trotted over immediately, but he looked at the fight between the Great Sage and Chaos again, and looked back at me hesitantly.

I know what he wants to say.

I said: "Go and help you master, I will help the great saint."

Jiang Liuer smiled and happily replied, "Yes!"

When I watched Jiang Liu'er safely return to his master, I re-observed the battlefield.Marshal Zhu seems to have lost his fighting power very early... He is still lying next to Jiang Liuer.The mountain demon didn't dare to mix in, and had long been hiding far away.

I watched the two of them fight further and further away from my battlefield, and ran to the nearest Chaos without hesitation.

Chaos seemed to be busy attacking the Great Holy Lord from a distance and didn't notice me.

I suddenly jumped out from behind him without Chaos noticing, and hugged his waist from the back, restricting his movements.

"Hurry up! Great Holy Father!" I shouted, and then gestured to Chaos' face with my eyes: "Hit here!"

Chaos was furious: "You bastard!"

When the Great Holy Lord saw me appearing behind Chaos, he was so frightened that his seal caught fire again.His fast-moving footsteps came to a sudden stop, and he stared blankly at me, his pupils widening.Then he ran towards me with hands and feet.

At about the same time, I felt the powerful fist of the Great Holy Lord slamming towards me. I buried my face in the Chaos King's black robe and closed my eyes.

I felt that the chance of harming the fish in the pond would be very high, and I was very frightened...

A wave of heat hit me in front of me, and the Chaos·Kurer·King standing in front of me was immediately knocked out, and I was affected by this force and flew back into the air.I closed my eyes a little more, thinking about how much time I would have to lie down for this injury.

But before I landed, there was a familiar body temperature and touch behind me.

It seemed that in just a split second, the Great Holy Father teleported from in front of me with a punch to the back of my back.

The building of the temple suffered another disaster.A large number of wall rocks and some remaining stone statues after being destroyed by the mountain monsters were greatly damaged, which aroused a large smoke screen mixed with gravel and sand.

I stayed in the arms of the great saint, closed my eyes and inhaled a lot of dust and coughed twice.

As soon as the great saint heard my coughing, he didn't care about the injuries on his body, and immediately grabbed my shoulders in panic and looked at me: "Are you okay?!"

fool.

Obviously you were the one who got hurt for me.

I wiped the tears gushing from the corners of my eyes for some unknown reason, and said with a choked voice, "...I'm fine, it's you who has trouble."

Naive and simple, I thought that the next thing was going to be a warm drama.

Will the Holy Father wipe my tears for me and say "Don't cry, idiot" or "It's okay, I'm worth it for you", maybe he will kiss me directly... Emma is so shy when she doesn't think about it/(// ·/w/ ·//)/

however……

There is always a slight gap between fact and fantasy.

"Is your brain sick——!"

After confirming that I was not injured, the Great Sage immediately grabbed my collar and yelled at me like a stepmother.

Wait... Where's the promised warmth scene?Where did the promised Gentle Sage go? !

I was so scared that I was expressionless.

After a while, I felt that when his anger value dropped from max to 999, he dared to pat the back of his hand.

"Calm down, big brother."

"Calm down!" He loosened his grip on the skirt of my shirt, but pulled up the hand that was patting him and the skirt together: "Who the hell is not calm? Do you know that he can be killed if he farts? You are a scumbag who can't even light a fire!"

"Your Excellency, what you said is too exaggerated..."

"Exaggeration?" The Great Saint's face twisted, and he suddenly covered my eyes with his other hand. "I know you never believe me! I will protect you, even if it is the price of protecting you with my life. But you never believe me, whether it is now or..."

It is rare for the Great Holy Father to say a long paragraph of words to me.

I could hear his deep sobs.

I sighed and began to reflect on whether I had done something wrong.

Then I gently broke away from his hand, and put my arms around him instead.I buried my whole face in his chest, and first took a deep breath.

A smell of dust.

But somehow it gave me a sense of security.

I explained on his chest with constriction: "It's not that I don't believe you..."

He sneered: "Then explain your dangerous behavior just now."

His voice still sounded angry, but he didn't break away from my embrace.

"I just want to protect you... Just like you want to protect me, I also have the feeling of wanting to protect my most important person."

"……Do not care."

Very good, the anger value has dropped by 90.00%.

I continued: "You are Monkey King, you have always protected me in the past. Now, it is my turn to protect you, in my way."

He froze, and then hugged me harder than I did.

But he didn't respond to me for a long time.

I know what he's thinking.

After a long time, he buried his face on my shoulder, and imitated me and said sullenly: "...fool."

The current anger value of the Great Holy Father: 0

I said solemnly: "So, Great Holy Lord, you must learn to protect yourself, or I will suffer."

"It's me who suffers."

"...Okay, okay, but you have to learn to trust me."

The Holy Father opened his mouth in retaliation and bit my shoulder: "But you are not allowed to do such a dangerous thing."

"Hiss...it hurts." I couldn't get angry at the childish behavior of the Great Sacred Lord, but I wanted to laugh after being bitten. "Actually, it's not dangerous at all."

"Oh? The guy who can't even beat my old grandson is not dangerous?"

"The nature of this is different..." I said with shame, "This time it's like Bailong."

"..."

I suddenly thought of some things that happened before, and secretly laughed in my heart.

"That's right! It's exactly what you think," I lifted my face from the great sage's embrace, and said with a bright smile, "It's just him and me."

The great saint stared at me expressionlessly.

I smiled openly, showing my little canine teeth.

The more expressionless he was, the bigger my smile became.

At that moment, I seemed to hear the siren sound of the great saint's anger, but I didn't care about him laughing to himself.

#Hahaha told you not to go according to the script, if you don’t come to the agreed warm drama, you will be punished hahaha#

When I was triumphant both secretly and publicly, the Great Saint suddenly leaned down and bit me hard on the cheek.I can guarantee that his canines must have bitten my face to the point of bleeding.

I frantically wiped the saliva left on my face by the Holy Father.

"What are you doing!!"

fuck you.

Looking at the expressionless face of the great saint, I thought of the above sentence.

#Big brother, I lost here#

#Self-inflicted can't live#

☆, final chapter + extra episode

My ideal person is a world-class hero, one day he will wear a golden armor and holy clothes, and ride colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.

I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending.

Things are far from that simple.

Chaos seems to have been punched by the Great Holy Lord, knocked to the ground and injured very seriously, contributing a few minutes to the relationship between the Great Holy Lord and me.But in fact, as a big monster like Chaos, even a mage who mainly uses long-range attacks, the degree of injury his body can withstand far exceeds the attack of the great saint who has lost all his mana.

Chaos staggered to his feet, but he just stood there far away, and didn't make any unnecessary movements with his hands.

He was quiet—I mean, the quietest I've seen him in the hours I've been with him.There are no maniacal laughs, no exaggerated body movements, and even his image now is very different from before.He just looked at me in embarrassment and without making a sound.I don't know if he is looking at the Holy Father or me, but his gloomy eyes sent a cold feeling to my nerve center across nearly 100 meters.

I shuddered.

The great saint also looked at him, and the vigilance of the animal was yelling for danger, which made him grin and growl at Chaos.

He put me down and walked towards Chaos step by step.

However, Chaos, uncharacteristically, did not immediately confront me. He was still looking at me quietly, ignoring the Grand Sage.His eyes seemed to fall on my face, but his eyes were loose, as if he was looking at something far away through me.

But he's definitely not looking at me.

He moved his hands forward, and the corners of his mouth twitched, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't dare to say it.

Chaos moved his lips again.

"...Di Ji."

In the end he still didn't say a word, but I could recognize his mouth shape.

I opened my mouth and my pupils shrank sharply.

The great saint also saw it.

The sign began to burn again.

I froze for a long time, and finally replied: "I am not."

"Heh heh heh heh heh--"

Chaos paused, and then broke out into his villain's signature sharp laugh.

Before he could wait for the fist of the great saint, he jumped off the cliff.

Everyone present showed a shocked expression, Marshal Zhu asked blankly: "The monster...is he dead?"

Jiang Liu'er sniffed her nose: "I don't know."

……not that simple.

The earth is shaking and the mountains are shaking.

Chaos completely turned into a demon, like a vengeful envoy crawling out of hell, he climbed up from the foot of the mountain again with a completely different posture.

The Great Holy Lord started a new round of struggle with the demonized Chaos.

It is said to be a fight, but in fact the Great Holy Lord is not the opponent of Chaos after demonization.

He was beaten by Chaos until he lost his strength. First he was punched into the cave, and then he was crushed to death by the stone pillars in the cave.

He will die.

When I was stunned, Jiang Liu'er ran towards the Great Sage.

I wanted to follow without thinking, but Marshal Zhu hugged my leg with his short hands: "Diji! You can't go!"

"I'm not Di Ji." I looked down into his eyes, "I just want to protect Monkey King's Lu Ji."

Marshal Zhu looked at me, and unknowingly let go of his hand slowly: "...you remember it all."

【"I voluntarily demoted the emperor to green."

"Are you serious?"

"Really. I'm here for you."]

My head is about to explode.

The moment Marshal Zhu let go of me, I ran towards Jiang Liuer.

Jiang Liu'er seemed to have yelled something at Chaos, and the demonized Chaos was easily enraged and ran after Jiang Liu'er.I opened my eyes wide and accelerated my running speed in a blur.

Dasheng is not in danger for the time being.

But Jiang Liu'er seemed to be approaching a dead end.

Chaos hit something on my head, and a fist-sized stone fell from the top of my head and hit me.I snorted and continued to run towards Jiang Liuer.

This doesn't hold me back.

Why so desperately?

He is Jiang Liuer.

Jiang Liuer was the first person I met after waking up.He would refuse when I wanted to help him carry a silly girl, and replied with a smile that it was his responsibility; he would look at Long with admiration and whisper, "If only I could fly." , then I can find the master and take the silly girl home."; he would touch his eyes and whisper "Master" when he dreamed back at midnight.

He looks only six or seven years old, but he is stronger, braver and more responsible than any of us.

I couldn't hear the voices around me, and I was so full of myself that I was only left with Jiang Liuer, who was only so close in front of me.

Jiang Liu'er smiled and opened her arms to me, just like when we first met.

Chaos raised his fist.

"big sister!"

I leaped over and threw Jiang Liu'er towards the great saint who was running over.

I cried out in tears.

"Sun Wukong——!!"

The Great Sage suddenly opened his eyes wide, and after taking Jiang Liuer, he stared helplessly...

Chaos' fist fell.

……

The gravel on my body made my chest ache.

I took a hard breath, then stretched out my hands to catch it, and with the strength of my waist, I propped my upper body out of the pile of rubble, and then shook my head like a great saint.

Chaos didn't kill him in the end.

The moment his fist fell, he didn't hit me, but hit the top of me, causing the falling gravel to crush me.

I took a couple of breaths before I had the strength to look around.

As a result, everyone around, including Marshal Zhu, Jiang Liu'er, and Jiang Liu'er's master all looked at me with eyes that looked like shit.In the end, it was Jiang Liu who reacted the fastest, and the little monk broke away from the master's hand and rushed towards me.

I embraced Jiang Liu'er.

"Big sister, big sister, big sister..." He hugged me tightly and just kept repeating my name.

After I breathed a sigh of relief and just wanted to pretend to say "don't be afraid to hold me tight", I smelled a smell of magma and felt the scorching temperature.Before I could cry out in surprise, Jiang Liuer's words "Great Sage!" gave me my god.

In fact, my reassurance was premature.

My mental activity in the last second before fainting after being knocked off my neck with the palm of my hand from behind was just shit.

I snorted, and immediately fell into a warm embrace.

Big brother has something to say...as long as you don't hit and don't bite.

I want to be with you all the time.

——TBC——

HE line:

My ideal person is a world-class hero, one day he will wear a golden armor and holy clothes, and ride colorful auspicious clouds to marry me.

I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending.

Because every time he is in full armor he is not here to marry me but to beat me up qwq

This is my truest feeling when I go back to the Nine Heavens, but see the handsome and invincible monkey in golden armor and black silk standing in front of my Heavenly Palace with a golden cudgel in his hand.

#Help me to be domestic violence qwq#

#What should I do even if my grand sage wants to hit me, but he is still so handsome#

From then on, I lived a pitiful life where the Great Holy Lord would knock me out and fight me against the lower realms if he wanted to find me.

"This seat still has a lot of things to do, the great saint is holding back like this qwq"

"... long-winded."

What I want to say is, as long as you want to see me, please tell me directly.I will go with you no matter what.

BE (however not) the line:

When I woke up, I was scared to pee by a bunch of monkeys around me.

Look up.

Flower and Fruit Mountain Blessed Land, Water Curtain Cave.

Turning around, the Great Holy Lord resumed his handsome attire, and was playing around with a rope in his hand.Seeing that I woke up, he showed me a familiar and sinister smile: "I heard that you have recovered your fairy body?"

...Wait, why does that rope look so much like a fairy rope? !

I moved back a little distance with my butt without leaving a trace.

"Want to run? It's too late."

From then on, I lived a life where I occasionally went to Chang'an City to visit Jiang Liuer. The silly girl stayed on Huaguo Mountain most of the time without shame or impetuosity qwq

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——My name is Qianyuan——

(Before writing, I read that living such a life would be worse than death)

It is not false to say that I am the great disciple of the ancestor of Bodhi; it is not false to say that I am the nanny and teacher of a certain monkey when he is learning art; it is not false to say that I am the most popular person of the opposite sex in the world As much as I hate to admit it, it's actually true.

But the only thing, yes, is that the upper world said that I am a weak, quality, bin, bin, wind, blow, fall, and sick beauty. I absolutely deny that, in fact, this rumor is also completely wrong .

Lao Tzu is Diji, Diji, Diji! ! !The important thing is said three times, anyway, I am also the one who writes Diji and reads as a father. Is it really nice of you five scumbags to say that (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

Can you understand how I feel?

When you step out of the Lingtai square inch mountain on a whim and want to go out for a walk, suddenly the world changes, and a bright light bursts out in the endless sky, and then the world fades away, the gods and demons are silent, the mountains and rivers are forever silent——The momentum seems like Everyone in the world flocked in front of me, shouting in unison, "Emperor Ji is going out, everyone, come and watch", "Emperor Ji, what's up", "Wife! Wife, look this way!" Such words.

At that time, I was so scared that I took one step and two steps and hid back to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.

Maybe I can try some other way of getting outside... This is the inner activity I used to comfort myself.In fact, I have also tried, as long as I want to sneak out, unless someone from the life of the master can catch me, probably no one will find out.

The young me at that time was relieved.

When I flew over thousands of mountains and rivers to appreciate the first ray of morning light at sunrise on the East China Sea, when I was shocked by the first ray of mysterious light full of life force, I don’t know how many sons of the Dragon King of the East China Sea broke the water silently And out in front of me twisted his soft body into a heart shape for me... and then covered the rest of the sunrise process I wanted to see.

I was about to say something when I was startled by a group of black dots not far away in the sky.

Then I climbed back to Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai without hesitation.

When I came across an unknown wild flower blooming brilliantly on the side of the road alone, I was attracted by the gesture of the flower, and when I touched the flower and smiled... the petals I touched suddenly disappeared.It was replaced by a piece of smooth skin. I looked up and saw a boy covered in piss looking at my hand touching his face, smiled shyly at me, and then his whole body turned pink.

He looked at me as if filled with thousands of affection and murmured: "Emperor Ji..."

Damn, I was so frightened that I climbed back to Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai.

Can you understand how I felt at the time... It was like the end of the world.

Then for some reason, they passed me on as Sister Lin who fell down at the first sight.I just thought, I won't fall when I see the wind, but I will fall when I meet tens of thousands of lunatics.

After that, I never dared to take a step outside Lingtai Fangcunshan again.

Not going out of the mountain does not mean boring.

The most attractive part of Fangcun Mountain in Lingtai is my immediate boss—the Bodhi Patriarch as the world says.Every year at any time, thousands of different creatures come here to learn from their masters, which also means that there are many people in Lingtai Square Inch Mountain. Because of my special status, the master did not ask for it. I went out and used the name of the big sister to deal with what I should do.

After all, everyone wants to call me Big Brother.

I still have work to do.

The master is quite principled in accepting apprentices, and he will not single-handedly promote anyone who has better talent as a direct disciple. He will treat all disciples equally, and all disciples have to go through a long period of time as outer disciples to examine their xinxing.This is also the reason why our direct disciples are relatively rare.But even though the number of juniors and juniors I need to guide is small, and I myself have disguised myself, I still try not to show up if I don't need to show up.

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain is my last pure land.

Although not going out of the mountain doesn't mean it's boring...but if I repeat this kind of life every day, it's going to explode.

Of course, this life has changed since then.

Ever since the master went outside and brought back a little junior who needs my special guidance.

I still clearly remember that it was a very sunny day, and I was practicing and growing mushrooms in my cave.In the silence of the world, the arrival of the master is like throwing a stone on the surface of a mirror-like water.

The master threw the little brother to my side, and carefully told me to teach him well.

...Then he ran out to play with the jug in his arms.

Me: Damn (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!!

After the master left, I looked at him with my chest raised and my eyebrows raised. I haven't communicated with others for a long time, and now I have to impose another stranger in my life. This feeling makes me a little uncomfortable.

Knowingly, I asked, "Are you the monkey that Master has just accepted?"

He looked at me the same way.His eyes are open, as clear as still water.

He said, "I am Sun Wukong."

I was stunned.

"...Okay, I'll call you Wukong from now on."

Since then, I have lived together with Sun Wukong for more than ten years.Similarly, this is the first time I have lived peacefully with the opposite sex for so long.

……

I checked his practice progress once and nodded with satisfaction.

"Get a name from a master, and break the obstinate Wukong. It's good that the master gave you a name, and this name is quite suitable for you."

After receiving my rare compliment, he pursed his lips as if trying to hold back a smug smile, and did not speak.But after I turned my head sideways, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

"You have improved a lot this time..."

I said this to Sun Wukong, but his face did not have the kind of complacency that I usually admire.

When I was halfway through speaking, he frowned and said to me dissatisfied: "Enough, Diji, can you stop treating me like a child?"

"..."

I was a little stunned, trying to suppress the sense of grievance that suddenly appeared in my heart.

I said, "Wukong, you have to call me Senior Sister."

"Enough, enough, enough!" He walked towards me step by step until he reached the corner.The passage of time is particularly obvious on him. He was only a little taller than me at the beginning.After he cornered me, he grabbed my hand and said to me in a condescending manner: "Di Ji, I have grown up, and I want to call you Di Ji."

"—They were all people you liked?!"

Sun Wukong pinched my shoulder and looked at me with wide eyes in disbelief, pointing to a group of people who came outside because I went out to hear the news.

"No, that's not it!" I held his wrist with my backhand, and said aggrievedly, "I don't even know them."

As if losing his mind, he yelled at me with red eyes and bared teeth: "Then who do you like?!"

I was so anxious that I almost cried: "I like you!"

Eh... wait! ! !

He finally calmed down after hearing my words, and when the corners of his red eyes relaxed, he embraced me as if he had just woken up from a dream.He muttered in his mouth: "...Don't you like me the same as you do for younger brothers and younger sisters? Anyway, I don't care...Since you like me, then you are mine."

I saw him calm down, regardless of what I just said.

When he saw a group of people outside, he suddenly had another seizure, and bit my neck: "Then explain to me what's going on with those people!"

I really cried this time, crying in pain.

When he looked up, there was still blood on the corner of his mouth, and when he saw me crying, he quickly wiped away my tears.When he found that I was still crying, he leaned over, and with my eyes closed, I suddenly felt a warm touch on my face. I carefully half-opened my eyes, and found that he was licking my tears away.

"Don't cry...at most I don't ask."

The latter sentence was said out of his muffled voice.

My heart warmed up, and I took the initiative to hug him: "...they are not obsessed with me. I accidentally ate a pill that was thrown to me by no one when I was in love. My life was hanging by a thread, and after taking the elixir, I actually skipped the Love Tribulation. I was very happy at first. Then... I discovered that I became someone else's Love Tribulation."

I continued: "They also skipped the momentary love calamity, but I became their eternal love calamity. It's obvious that they don't love me, but they will fall in love with me inexplicably."

He responded, and then asked sullenly: "Is there a solution? I'm very upset about this."

"I'll try..." I replied subconsciously, and then I remembered the real reason why I stepped out of Lingtai Square Inch Mountain. "Wait! I didn't come here this time for this question!! I didn't ask you why you left suddenly, without even saying hello. Suddenly ran to the Heavenly Palace to be Bi Mawen, and suddenly ran back to the lower realm Huaguo Mountain!"

Now I think of the time when the master smiled and answered me "Di Ji, did you remember wrongly? As a master, I have never accepted a monkey named Sun Wukong as an apprentice", and I still feel a little scared.

Then I thought of the face of the Jade Emperor... I shivered.

He looked away suspiciously, but held my hand tightly: "Di Ji, this is your first visit to Huaguo Mountain...I'll show you around."

...I really can't do anything about this monkey.

For the sake of my beloved, I made up my mind to find the master how to get rid of this love disaster.

The master carefully picked out his ears: "Is it 1000 years since you experienced the calamity of love?"

I was stunned for a while, but I still stretched out my fingers and counted seriously.

"It seems...almost."

The master kicked me and I went out of his room, and just left a sentence: "Then you should wash up and sleep recently, after 1000 years, you will re-enter reincarnation, and the effect of the medicine will pass."

Me: "—Old man, why didn't you say it earlier!!!"

Master: "I don't have an apprentice like you. You go! Take your monkey!! Go quickly!!!"

So he opened the door and kicked me directly to the Heavenly Palace.

The matter of re-entering reincarnation must be reported to the Jade Emperor.

The old Jade Emperor didn't raise his eyes, and continued to do what he was doing: "Are you serious?"

"of course."

He finally looked up at me: "For a monkey?"

I frowned, and said impatiently: "I voluntarily make Emperor Bian green. Is it alright?"

He smiled deeply: "You are willing to give up this name. This is the honor your mother left you."

I narrowed my eyes: "It's just a name, what can compare to my ideal?"

"...I allow your re-entry, Lu Ji."

Afterwards, I was left in Tiangong. I also had someone call Sun Wukong, but I didn't know that he confiscated it.But when I watched him wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace with my heart broken, I knew that he must have not received the news.

But I can't show up, I'm afraid that when I see him, I can't help but don't want to enter reincarnation, so I go back to Huaguo Mountain with him.

This love calamity is my own sin, which must be resolved.

Then the picture of the prologue appeared. It was so beautiful that I didn't dare to watch it.

As for the honor my mother left me, forget it.After all, my background is not important, the important thing is that I am finally with the person I love now, please bless qwq

Sun Wukong suddenly grabbed me again, and when he got it, he just hugged me.

Him: "I, I..."

Sensing that he hesitated to speak, I hugged him back and said simply: "I love you."

"……Me too."

The author has something to say: Well... Eleven days, this illogical prostitution is finally over

Let me be quiet first and sprinkle flowers on myself

These eleven days I have been quite entangled... I have been thinking about whether to cheat or not.Really, my quality is terrible. I have been in the post bar for two years, except for the short stories that have passed one chapter.

It's great to finish qwq

Thanks to all my little readers... just take a bubble when it's over.

I love you.

It is not possible to open a new chapter after the end of the pit!I cried!Leave me alone, just remember to finish the episode qwq

Recently, I want to open the pit of the lotus bully little white dragon king... It's over

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