lure military division

Xiao Yichen opened his watery eyes, his face full of innocence. Once this person touches alcohol, his brain will crash, causing the cpu to switch properties semi-automatically, and the radiator to automatically transform into biological performance, outlook on life and values Completely annihilated, the evil nature that has been hidden for a long time cannot be restrained: "Friend~~Xiao wants to take a bath."

Regarding this situation, Jun Shangqing has always been indifferent, how can a beauty live up to her request, who can say that a beauty with a stomach full of black water is not a beauty?

"Xiao Meiren, do you want to come by yourself, or should I help you?"

Xiao Yichen lazily raised his hand, followed by a long yawn, expressing suavely that he was indeed not awake, Jun Shangqing came over to pull him up, with a helpless expression on his face, only a crisp 'pop' was heard With the sound of the sound, Jun Shangqing's forehead turned red as expected.

Your uncle, I pulled you with good intentions, and you still hit me?Jun Shangqing's entire face was filled with disbelief, and within half a second it became a habit.

If it weren't for your good looks, I wouldn't serve you.

This is also the lesson of blood and tears accumulated by Jun Shangqing after similar incidents happened countless times. Sure enough, the difference between a normal beauty and a black-bellied beauty lies in wanting money and dying.

"Master is not disabled." Xiao Yichen stood up staggeringly, with disdain and contempt written all over his face, then walked towards the bathtub, and then fell into it headfirst.

I was speechless.

Jun Shangqing watched Xiao Yichen thrash about inside, and a second before drowning himself, he finally turned himself over.

This kind of Xiao Yichen is absolutely rare to see once in a hundred years. Once you see it, you will never forget it. After you forget it, you will fall into the vortex of selling your life for Xiao Yichen and cannot extricate yourself. Of course, Jun Shangqing chooses the former compared to selling your life for Xiao Yichen and letting Xueyi take her life directly.

It seemed that he felt that the clothes on his body were sticking to his body and made him uncomfortable. After untying the belt a few times and successfully tying the knot, Xiao Yichen found out a dagger from nowhere.

The corner of Jun Shangqing's mouth twitched invisibly, and then he rushed forward for the nth time: "Hey, hey, my big beauty Xiao, put it down quickly, you always have to fight against him for any grudges, I'll come, I'll Come, you rest."

"Friend~ it bullied me."

Jun Shangqing immediately said that it was really fierce. If he said these words normally, the person who was lucky enough to hear Xiao Xianren's version of being coquettish and cute would have died under the silver-winged knife in the next second. Why didn't he usually find out that Xiao Yichen's hidden personality is so bad.

"Okay, let me help you."

puff.

ow~~

boom! ?clatter

Ping-pong, ping-pong, crackling, crackling

Shua, shua, when

Therefore, when the proprietress thought there was a fight upstairs and knocked on the door, she heard this voice, followed by a young man's wailing: "Help me, your uncle Xiao Yichen, if it weren't for your good looks, I wouldn't be here!" Don't wait, put down the knife, put down the knife."

After a while, the proprietress didn't muster up the courage to go in. The so-called courage also depends on the situation. This room is occupied by Mr. Xiao who was invited away by Wu Wanghai last night. It should be fine, it should be.

When the third rooster, which was dumbfounded by Xue Yi's eyes, was thrown into the casserole early the next morning, the well-dressed Xiao Yichen finally appeared in front of Jun Shangqing after a long wait, with his eyes dripping with water. The eyes of Marilyn Monroe, with an innocent, cute and puzzled face, the first sentence is: "Hey, my friend, who has the ability to hurt you."

Jun Shangqing took a look at Xiao Yichen, and couldn't help but look him up and down. He really looked like a dog. If Xiao Meiren made a picture album of Xiao Meiren's drunk and crazy appearance and put it on the rivers and lakes, it would definitely be a lot of money. , the night life called Needle Son.

"Xiao Meiren, I have sacrificed so much for you this time, how are you going to repay me, how about a promise with your body?"

"My friend is joking, isn't my friend living in Changtian Qiushui now?"

"How is this enough? I'm already married to the old man. When will you let me carry the sedan chair over the door, beauty?"

"Hey, friend, be careful, Miss Liu Jiao is waving to you, or is your friend so generous that he can give up his beauty for Xiao, um~ Xiao thought that Master Jingkong would be happy to discuss Buddhism with his friend." Xiao Yichen pushed back with a smile, being molested by a man or something, it's not certain who molested who.

Back then, Xiao Yichen and his junior brother once said with a look of disgust that Xiao Yichen was simply a disgrace to the entire Taoist sect. He looked like a human being, but actually he didn't know how the word "honesty" was written.

Jun Shangqing looks like a hooligan, but in fact he is Wugou Yunlian Xiaozhen cuts up the gangster Yichen every day.

"Of course it is, no need." Jun Shangqing picked up the jug, "How can there be such a spoiled person in the world, who can't drink good wine in the face of fine wine?"

"It's all thanks to my friend." Xiao Yichen pulled out a folding fan from his sleeve, and said with a smile that Jun Shangqing broke out in a cold sweat, "My friend, is there still one step left for what Xiao asked?"

"What's the difference, I don't know them well, of course you go by yourself." Jun Shangqing took out a medicine bottle.

"Xiao remembers that someone came here to meet him."

"I mean, can't you move yourself because you are good at your hands and feet?"

"Xiao remembers that the court's efficiency should not be so low."

"Hi, Beauty Xiao."

"Friends, don't worry, Xiao will definitely discuss the issue of improving efficiency with the prime minister when he goes back."

From the left and the right, Xiao Yichen has always been good at pretending to be crazy, or pretending to be stupid. Jun Shangqing regrets it now. It's not that he has drunk too much alcohol, otherwise why would he argue with Xiao Yichen, a gangster leader.

"No need. Since yesterday, there has been a row of officers and soldiers outside. I thought they were sent by the government for security. How about that?" defeat.

"Not good." Xiao Yichen immediately raised his legs and walked out, not paying attention to Jun Shangqing's ghostly expression, "Have you seen someone with the same fan as Xiao?"

God knows how difficult it would be for Xiao Yichen to touch the ground with his feet when he made up his mind to be lazy.

"Fan?" Jun Shangqing glanced at the fan in Xiao Yichen's hand, "This fan is made of red sandalwood bone and white deer paper. The characters are flat and steady, natural and unrestrained, and self-contained. Mo Lian beside him has a unique charm. It is worthy of being Xiao Meiren. The fan Although you are beautiful, there is still no one more beautiful than you."

"Friend, Xiao is asking about another person with a fan." Xiao Yichen automatically filtered the nonsense like Jun Shangqing's revenge.

"Hey, the same fan, could it be a token of love, Beauty Xiao, you just abandoned me?" Jun Shangqing sighed and shook his head three times, "It's downstairs, I met yesterday."

So, the words of Jun Shangqing, an old pervert who has no gender concept, can be filtered directly.

"Thank you very much." Xiao Yichen lifted his legs and went down the stairs, and as he expected, he saw a noble young man in a purple robe downstairs.