Prehistoric Survival Records

Just when Lige and his tribe were warming up with hot fat cattle and hot pot, in a hidden cave two miles away from their campsite, a dying guy covered in old mud sucked his nose in a semi-conscious state. woke up.

The stomach that has not eaten for three to five days has been completely flattened. Like a wild man, he is covered with concealment woven with vines and leaves, exuding a menacing aura that has been rotting in the swamp for several years.

In the pitch-black darkness, his pair of dull eyes were rarely brightened by the strange fragrance caught by his nose.

His sensitive sense of smell, which is easy for ordinary people, allowed him to judge that the source of this smell was not too far away from his hiding place. His thin claws pressed hard on his abdomen. Based on the desire to survive, he decided to act in the dark night and take risks. one time.

The thin body and the vines that entangled it melted into the night, and the strong stench emitted by the scavengers successfully covered the smell of their own living creatures, and successfully sneaked away from under the noses of some night-hunting beasts. The dexterous figure disappeared after three jumps and two jumps under the cover of the night.

At the mid-day of the moon, the orcs, who were full and full of food and drink, lay on the ground around the bonfire. They didn't pay attention to their appearance at all, patting their thumping bellies to bask in the moon.

Rigg was telling Charlie the story of Little Red Riding Hood.

"Grandma, your arms are so thick."

"In this way, wouldn't it be more convenient to hold you, my girl?"

"Grandma, your ears are really big."

"Son, doesn't it sound clearer this way?"

While Rigg was talking, he made a protruding ear shape with his hands, Charlie flapped his little wings, and was amused by him, sure, he is still a hot little yellow chicken with a very low smile.

"'Grandma, you have very wide teeth, too,' said Little Red Riding Hood."

"'In this way, it will be more convenient for you to eat.' So the big bad wolf jumped up from the bed, rushed to Little Red Riding Hood, and ate her in one bite."

In order to make the atmosphere as eerie as possible, Rieg made a hand shadow of a big bad wolf on the ground with his fingers, opened his mouth wide, and ate a small wild flower into his stomach in one bite. The sinister tone of voice and the deliberately lowered voice caused a group of youngsters who were attracted by his story to stagger in fright.

After a brief shock, the cubs began to grow dissatisfied.

"Little Red Riding Hood is so cute, how can you eat Little Red Riding Hood?"

"No, don't let Little Red Riding Hood be eaten."

"The big bad wolf is really a bad guy. If I see him, my dad will eat him too."

"What kind of wolf is the big bad wolf? Is it a wolf like Uncle Kerry?"

"Ah, Uncle Kerry is a big bad guy."

Rig:  …

Rieger: I'm sorry, Kerry, for letting you take the blame.

The cubs rolled all over the floor and urged Rieg to change the bad ending to something like Little Red Riding Hood eating the big bad wolf. Rieg said that it was not a nursery rhyme but a horror story.

In fact, the original version of Little Red Riding Hood is a dark story of admonishment. The ending is that Little Red Riding Hood is eaten by the big bad wolf. As for whether to eat it with his mouth or other places, of course it cannot be told to these cubs.

After experiencing the failure of the crow and the fox last time, Rieger was still unwilling to give up. He wanted to put some dangers of the outside world into the brains of these cubs without losing the opportunity, but he failed every time.

Finally, at the request of the cubs, Rieg told the original ending of the regiment adapted from the Grimm's fairy tales.

"The incarnation of the beast god in the human world passed by Little Red Riding Hood's grandma's house, saw the big bad wolf doing bad things, and cut open the wolf's belly with a stone knife, and rescued Little Red Riding Hood's grandma and Little Red Riding Hood. The villainous wolf He was punished by the beast god, and the Little Red Riding Hood family has been living a happy life in the forest."

"Oh oh oh, the beast god is awesome."

"The Beast God is great, and Little Red Riding Hood is great."

Satisfied to hear the ending they wanted, the cubs jumped and cheered.

Even the adult orcs, who listened with gusto, couldn't help but cheer for the HE ending—囧, there is no prehistoric fairy tales, and everyone was fascinated by the stories Rigg casually told.

Yes, everyone, including some sneaky visitor.

This uninvited guest was nestling beside the shrubs piled up with pots and pots not far from the cub, using the strong smell of hot pot ingredients to disguise himself as an ordinary plant.

He was sighing at the moment, when everyone was listening to the story just now, he secretly grabbed something to eat and ran away, probably those big guys who were intoxicated would not notice.

However, how could there be such an interesting thing in the world? From the narration of the cub’s milky voice, he heard a story about the ups and downs, the ups and downs, the ups and downs, and finally the HE. He never knew who could tell the story. One story is so fun and fascinating, he couldn’t stop listening to it, if he listened to it for a while, he felt that he would definitely die, but he couldn’t stop after listening to it, and he was completely intoxicated after listening to it It took a long time to miss a big deal.

Seeing that those big guys had the intention of getting up and coming this way, Hei Ying couldn't make a good move. If he didn't do anything again, he would have no chance again, so he quickly reached out and grabbed a handful in the soup, regardless of what he caught. , just stuffed it into his mouth, and before he could chew it, he saw two big guys standing up, he hurriedly grabbed another handful, and under the cover of the bushes, he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity when the two turned around.

Unexpectedly, those two people walked straight towards this side without any movement of turning around.

Black Shadow cursed bad luck in his heart, so he could only squat motionless.

At this moment, the power of the mouthful he stuffed into his mouth just now exploded.

Friends who are eating spicy or Chinese pepper for the first time should have the experience of the seasoning exploding in the mouth and forcing tears and snot. When the orcs eat hot pot, the spicy is so spicy that it’s a big deal to let out a roar and drink some water. That's it.

But if you are made to stay still and even control your breathing rate, the numbness and spicyness will explode in your mouth with a thousand times the power. The point is, this is just like coughing, and it is impossible to hold it back with willpower .

"Hoo-ha--" Hei Ying, who was so tricked, felt like his chest exploded, his nose, tears and saliva flew together, and his breathing became heavier and heavier every time.

Seeing that the sneaky guy exposed himself, he had already realized that he deliberately pretended not to know that Keshan and Chacha (nephew of the patriarch, the one who pulls potatoes) who were waiting here stretched out their arms like carrying a sack of potatoes. He took it out and threw it by the campfire.

I thought it was some kind of small nocturnal animal, but it was discovered after taking a photo of the bonfire. Although it smelled like a tree monster wrapped in vine spirits, it had a nose and eyes, and it was a human being.

The man was almost knocked unconscious by the rude gesture of throwing it away, but fortunately, the taste in his mouth was still raging, forcing him to maintain a painful sobriety.

Seeing that the two big men who were going to clean up the dishes turned into big living people out of thin air as soon as they made a move, Rieg was shocked, and the rest of the tribe were also shocked.

But after the shock, Rigg's first move was to cover his nose, what the fuck does this guy smell like? It stinks so badly, he looks like a rotten egg that has been buried in the swamp for three years.

But Quinn pointed to the vines wrapped around the man's body to teach the cubs at home: "He is wrapped with vines of stinky flowers, which can cover up his own smell."

"Yeah, because the stinky flowers are too stinky, many beasts with a keen sense of smell are reluctant to approach them. I just smelled the smell of stinky flowers over there." Laika added, pointing at the It was the direction of the bush this stinky guy had just taken shelter from.

"That's right, we smelled it too, and thought it was another small animal with stinky flowers in its mouth as a disguise."

"Hey - there are so many stinky flower vines wrapped around this man, doesn't he have a nose?" The orcs expressed their disgust.

Lige has a black line, hey, do you think that everyone can keep away from the beasts in the forest like you? This guy doesn't have much fighting power at first sight, so he is very smart to think of doing this, okay?

However, Rieger couldn't bear the smell, and Keshan jumped up and down, hoping to throw this guy out. Originally, he just wanted to take a walk after dinner, and he wanted to pick up a small animal for the cubs to play with. , Who knew that the one picked up by enduring the smell was useless, with tears and snot all over his face so disgusting, what a mistake.

Just when Keshan hooked up the half-dead guy on the ground with a nail in disgust and was about to throw it out, Rigg rushed out to stop it.

In any case, this is the only living person he has seen outside of the tribe since he came to this world half a year ago. It doesn't look like a native of the forest. Maybe it came in from the outside, just to check the situation outside.

Lige told Bu about his thoughts, and Bu felt that what Lige said was right. He happened to be in Keshan's hands, so he threw the trouble to Keshan and asked him to clean up the person before bringing him back for questioning. The smell is really affecting the mood.

Keshan was dizzy from the biochemical weapon in his hand, but he couldn't disobey the order of the patriarch, so he secretly vented his anger on the poor guy, and carried him rudely all the way to the creek. It was too densely entangled and pulled a few times without tearing it off. They simply cut it off with two sharp claws like a knife. The lower half of the animal skin wrapped around the body is also smelly. After cleaning the yo, throw the stream water and shake it back and forth like a raccoon skin.

Poor Eddie, who was worried about his empty stomach, was choked by a mouthful of hot pot ingredients, and before he recovered, he was stripped naked and thrown into the water for washing. His weak body couldn't bear it for a while, and he passed out directly. .

Looking at the man whose claws were still struggling just now and suddenly became limp and motionless, Keshan's scalp was numb, and he just tossed about casually, wouldn't he be tossed to death?

This is the person the patriarch and Lige want, if he accidentally kills him, he will not be able to pay the job.

Hurriedly fished the man up to test his breath, but fortunately he was still alive, so he just said that he was so fragile and died so casually. Ke Shan patted his chest and heaved a sigh of relief, but he didn't dare to use any more effort to torment him. Honestly, he scrubbed all the old mud and smell off his body, and complained about his dirtyness while washing. , This must be half a year without a bath.

It took a lot of effort to rub this dirty ghost from head to toe, and Keshan was so tired that he broke out in a sweat.

Looking at the person with red paws (rubbed with great effort), Keshan couldn't help but feel a little proud - this time, it's not smelly or dirty at all, and it's time for a job, my uncle is really good at everything.

The author has something to say: Keshan: I am really good at everything~ (Satisfied

Eddie: Damn, someone rubbed off a layer of my skin while I was unconscious...

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